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Zintharian National Newspaper

Zintharia
30-06-2007, 03:41
THE USSZ PEOPLE'S NEWS-VOL.1,ISSUE 1
NEWS FOR THE EVERYDAY SOCIALIST
FAMOUS CHILDHOOD GUERRILLA PROMOTED
Peter Stalin Brezhnev-Rikkard, the highly decorated child guerrilla of the Noble Zintharian Rebellion, was commissioned to the rank of Senior Lieutenant. His full title will now be that of Senior Lieutenant Brezhnev-Rikkard, Commandant of the Spetsnaz Airborne. He is also the youngest Comrade to ever recieve the People's Award For Meritorious Actions In Combat, and he formed the SPETSNAZ AIRBORNE, the most rigorous Special Forces unit in the USSZ

DELEGATION RECOMMENDS MORE "MODERNISTIC" GOVERNMENT
Earlier today, the USSZ released its official stand on the recommendations of certain fellow comrades who have suggested that our glorious government update its image. The USSZ Chief Of Staff is qouted as saying that "the GCOMM is concerned about the concerns of the working class, and is ready to remedy that. He is willing to adopt a more Leninist government if needed."
GCOMM LENDS SUPPORT TO TOTOM COMMUNISTS