NationStates Jolt Archive


Declaration Of War

Googoglopia
26-06-2007, 20:34
To Fidel Franco, Leader of the Holy Empire Of The Real Spain,

For too long now, have your hardnosed right-wing views and strict anti-drugs laws angered me and my people. It is with this, that I declare WAR on your puny nation. I have the backing of the region of Gatesville and will begin moving my troops in within the week.

:upyours:, President Kang, Leader of Googoglopia.
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 20:36
TO: Kang
From: Communist party of NC

We will gladly arm and supply you.
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 20:44
SECRET IC:
"Gatesville, eh?" The Minister of the Military, Grand Admiral James E. Rockenbach said as he read the open communication. He then checked his records...
Gens Romae
26-06-2007, 20:47
To President Kang, Leader of Googoglopia:

Any act of war against The Real Spain, or any other right wing nation, by you shall be met with a declaration of war by the Roman Empire.
Googoglopia
26-06-2007, 20:48
Dear North Calaveras and other Sons Of Lenin,

I greatly appreciate your support in my military action against the right-wing pigdogs in The New Spain. With luck, we will crush them with little effort.:mp5:

Yours,
President Kang, Leader of Googoglopia.

PS Please use whatever alliances you can to join me in the struggle against the New Spaniards.
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 20:49
Gens, i suggest you move out of the way
The American Privateer
26-06-2007, 20:50
OOC: Unless you can prove in-game harms that have been caused to either his people or your own, this is a really stupid reason to go to war. Go to the International Incidents Consolidation Sticky, go to the link, "The Ultimate Guide to Warfare," it is in the 3rd Post, and read up on reasons to go to war.

Unless you can prove that he is abusing Human Rights, has attacked your people, has attacked your allies, or is using WMD's for the sake of using WMD's, you should not go to war. Anything else is just spam and will result in a flame-war with out any kind of RP'ing.

You didn't even try to rp that your forces where mobilizing. Please, go look at the never-ending wars that occur in Nation States International Incidents Forum, and learn some before you just randomly declare war.
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 20:51
Privateer, i was attacked by tpf with no warning.
Wanderjar
26-06-2007, 20:55
OOC: Unless you can prove in-game harms that have been caused to either his people or your own, this is a really stupid reason to go to war. Go to the International Incidents Consolidation Sticky, go to the link, "The Ultimate Guide to Warfare," it is in the 3rd Post, and read up on reasons to go to war.

Unless you can prove that he is abusing Human Rights, has attacked your people, has attacked your allies, or is using WMD's for the sake of using WMD's, you should not go to war. Anything else is just spam and will result in a flame-war with out any kind of RP'ing.

You didn't even try to rp that your forces where mobilizing. Please, go look at the never-ending wars that occur in Nation States International Incidents Forum, and learn some before you just randomly declare war.

OOC: Hey TAP! I haven't seen you in awhile man! How ya doin?
Googoglopia
26-06-2007, 20:59
OOC: Unless you can prove in-game harms that have been caused to either his people or your own, this is a really stupid reason to go to war. Go to the International Incidents Consolidation Sticky, go to the link, "The Ultimate Guide to Warfare," it is in the 3rd Post, and read up on reasons to go to war.

Unless you can prove that he is abusing Human Rights, has attacked your people, has attacked your allies, or is using WMD's for the sake of using WMD's, you should not go to war. Anything else is just spam and will result in a flame-war with out any kind of RP'ing.

You didn't even try to rp that your forces where mobilizing. Please, go look at the never-ending wars that occur in Nation States International Incidents Forum, and learn some before you just randomly declare war.


Sincerest apologies, TAP, but I personally know the leader of The Real Spain (due to my infiltration of his ranks by my spies), and I am almost certain that Fidel Franco is in possession of and threatening to use WMDs against my nation. As I also stated, his political views are in direct opposition to mine. As to your final complaint, I wish to keep the location of my troops secret...for now. :D

President Kang
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:00
im begging mobilisation of the SOL war machine.
Gens Romae
26-06-2007, 21:00
Gens, i suggest you move out of the way

Fine! But by gosh, I'll sell the Spanish really awesome vehicles for really really cheap, so neh! :mad:
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:01
go ahead i dont care
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:01
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/Government-Seal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
We have heard of this event and are prepared to make an official statment. We feel that this is not an adiquite reason to go to war. As for stating that an entire region is behind you, we have followed the Foreign Affairs Procedure of the Shazbotdom Empire and have shot off a diplomatic message to what we would consider the Current Leader of the said Region of Gatesville asking them a question.

The details of this Diplomatic Message that was sent to said nation are not to be released to the public as of yet, so any demands on the Part of The United Socialist States of Googoglopia to retrieve this information will have to be made to the leadership of the Region of Gatesville.

Now that all that is said, we are declaring neutrality until such a time as we feel that our presence is needed, be it for the defence of The Holy Empire Of The Real Spain or assaulting said nation. We are though putting the 4th HAVOC Naval Battlegroup on high aleart and are deploying them just outside the Region of The Alliance of Nations.

Thus is the will of Supreme Emperor George A. Loak and thy will be done.
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:03
TO: Shazbatom goverment
From: CPNC

We know your concern for the situation, but we have been attacked by people we didnt know, and yet no one really cared? so is it because hes a communist?
Imperial isa
26-06-2007, 21:06
OOC who the hell is Holy Empire Of The Real Spain ?
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:07
OCC: an enemy of Googolipa
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:08
TO: Shazbatom goverment
From: CPNC

We know your concern for the situation, but we have been attacked by people we didnt know, and yet no one really cared? so is it because hes a communist?

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/Government-Seal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
We have been out of the international stage for a short time due to issues with a medical outbreak that needed our attention. IF we had known about your plite and if it had happened before or after the outbreak of a virus that killed over 10 Million Shazbotdom Civilians, we would have helped, but it happened during that timeframe.

This has nothing to do with a nations political or economic system, it has to do with nations going to war over petty squabbling of their national leaders. Until we have a return message from the Leadership of the Region of Gatesville that will confirm the information we seek, we are to remain neutral. If you wish to try and smear the name of the Shazbotdom Empire by trying to get people to believe that this is only because of their political system, then you are sadly mistaken.
Walmart Corp
26-06-2007, 21:11
The Walmart Corp is stocked and loaded with the latest weapons at the lowest prices. Enjoy and have a wonderful day! :p
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:11
TO: Shazabotam goverment

From:NCCP

We would never smear your name, but this kind of things happen all the time, why dont we just back off and let them beat the crap out of eachother.
Imperial isa
26-06-2007, 21:11
OCC: an enemy of Googolipa

OOC never heard of them or seen them
Xiscapia
26-06-2007, 21:12
lol
The Real Spain
26-06-2007, 21:13
The fact that Googoglopia have declared war upon me is "uncool". If your military action continues, I will have no option but to burn your country to the ground.

Peace out, homie,

Fidel Franco.
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:15
serisouly they both apparently hate eachother, let them drag themselves into suicide, why should our citizens die for these two squabbling countrys, although im on Googlipais side,im not going to fight them.
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:16
serisouly they both apparently hate eachother, let them drag themselves into suicide, why should our citizens die for these two squabbling countrys, although im on Googlipais side,im not going to fight them.

OOC:
NC, I noticed that one logged out just before the other logged in. Puppet wanking maybe?
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:18
OCC: maybe, lol puppet wanking
Gens Romae
26-06-2007, 21:19
The fact that Googoglopia have declared war upon me is "uncool". If your military action continues, I will have no option but to burn your country to the ground.

Peace out, homie,

Fidel Franco.

Official Message to Fidel Franco:

For the low, low price of just 5 billion international units, the Roman Empire offers to train and outfit your army. She awaits your answer.
Xiscapia
26-06-2007, 21:22
wait, they're both very small countrys. Any war would be very short, unless bigger nations got involved. So, like NC said, let them duke it out.
Imperial isa
26-06-2007, 21:22
OOC:
NC, I noticed that one logged out just before the other logged in. Puppet wanking maybe?

OCC: maybe, lol puppet wanking

OOC looks like it
Googoglopia
26-06-2007, 21:24
OOC I know what it looks like, but it's simply me and my brother having a laugh, with only one computer. Ah well.
Walmart Corp
26-06-2007, 21:24
NOW ON CLEARANCE $1billion to outfit soldiers in the latest combat liquid hardening armor. Nukes and satellite lasers for only $3,999,999,999.99. Walmart still rollin back prices look for the smiley on the tags! :p
Lord Raug
26-06-2007, 21:27
The Empire of Lord Raug

Is taking bets on who will win the conflict.

It is also selling weapons to the highest bidder.

We have:

Lethal Viruses - just dump into enemy water supply and watch them drop like flies

Raugian Tanks - Hit them where it hurts through the use of the latest light bending technology, Raugian tanks are rendered invisible to the naked eye allowing the to penetrate deep into enemy territory before delivering a surprise attack leaving entire battlions wiped out.

Yeti Fur - The latest development in personal body armor. Incredible light but able to with stand anything short of a direct hit with a mortar.

Step right up an place your bids.
Googoglopia
26-06-2007, 21:28
Anyway...


To Fidel Franco,

My marine units have mobilised off the west coast of The Real Spain. Give up your WMDs now, and we can avoid a violent conflict. If you do not, I have no choice but to move my troops to the shores of TRS.

President Kang

Also, how much for the Yeti fur? I can't pay you in money, but I have vouchers. Lots of vouchers...
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:30
OOC:
Hmmz.....

Just for kicks eh?

I may just stomp through both nations and put a puppet government in place if this is just for kicks....*evil grin*
Walmart Corp
26-06-2007, 21:31
Brand new expolding gaming consoles great for taking out enimes secretly.
Comes in xbox 360, PS3, Wii and older generations if they are into that.

For the low low price of 5k.

Walmart keeps killing its competition....literally. :p
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:31
OOC:
Hmmz.....

Just for kicks eh?

I may just stomp through both nations and put a puppet government in place if this is just for kicks....*evil grin*


"backs up really fast" how the hell did you know i was going to do that?
Xiscapia
26-06-2007, 21:32
well this should be intresting...
Gens Romae
26-06-2007, 21:32
OOC:

Hey, if the two do go to war, would anyone object if I were to declare war on BOTH of them, and beat them BOTH senseless?
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:33
"backs up really fast" how the hell did you know i was going to do that?

OOC:
They do say that great minds think alike
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:35
OOC:
They do say that great minds think alike



quite doing that, i was going to say that!!!
Walmart Corp
26-06-2007, 21:36
Walmart Corp already has space lasers targeted at all nations for world wide domination. :p
Neo-Erusea
26-06-2007, 21:36
Well that's a laugh... Here I thought there might be something worth getting involved in...

Oh well...
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:38
SECRET IC:
SCENE: Super Drednaught: 3rd HAVOC Naval Battle Fleet
Orders had come in They were to proceed to the territorial waters of the Nation of Googoglopia and assault them. Their leadership can not be trusted with the saftey of their civilians so the Shazbotdom Empire would put a government in place that could be trusted.....



SCENE: Super Drednaught, 4th HAVOC Naval Battle Fleet
Orders had come in They were to proceed to the territorial waters of the Nation of The Real Spain and assault them. Their leadership can not be trusted with the saftey of their civilians so the Shazbotdom Empire would put a government in place that could be trusted.....
Xiscapia
26-06-2007, 21:39
Walmart Corp already has space lasers targeted at all nations for world wide domination. :p

Ah ha ha ha...you'd need over 9.2 billion space lasers, and trillions of military to back them up. You can't conquer NS. Noone can, not even the mods or the UN.
Gens Romae
26-06-2007, 21:41
Ah ha ha ha...you'd need over 9.2 billion space lasers, and trillions of military to back them up. You can't conquer NS. Noone can, not even the mods or the UN.

Idunno...Wal-Mart just might be able to, especially if Wal-Mart takes up a fairly substantial amount of the population in most or all of the NS states?
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:42
OCC: um shazabotom, i want one of there nations, i want to profit from this to.
Imperial isa
26-06-2007, 21:42
Ah ha ha ha...you'd need over 9.2 billion space lasers, and trillions of military to back them up. You can't conquer NS. Noone can, not even the mods or the UN.

and don't forget FT nations have better toys then they got
Walmart Corp
26-06-2007, 21:42
Anything is possible with forced manual labor for low wages and low benefits. muhahahaha :D
Budzey
26-06-2007, 21:43
Only the spanish.:mp5:
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:44
lol wal-mart is in my country, but it is owned by the state so your out of luck in NC
Lord Raug
26-06-2007, 21:45
Okay in terms of the bet it is now 5 to 1 odds that Shazbotdom will win this war.

As a strategic suggestion to Googoglopia and the The Real Spain I suggest you both invest in some Yeti Fur for 10,000 crowns ($500,000) each to minimize casualties.

On receiving payment, the supply of Yeti Fur will be delivered to your nations capital in less than 30 minutes.
Xiscapia
26-06-2007, 21:46
...great. I knew Wal-Mart would conquer us all one day :;)
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:47
wal-mart killed k mart :(
Walmart Corp
26-06-2007, 21:48
Googoglopia!!! Walmart corp is sending over senior citzens and children to work for you since we have to many. ENJOY!!
Shazbotdom
26-06-2007, 21:49
OOC:
Can we all stop spamming the Walmart crap already? I'm going to annex these poor people and I don't really like spam,....both the typing kind and the edible kind.
Imperial isa
26-06-2007, 21:52
Googoglopia!!! Walmart corp is sending over senior citzens and children to work for you since we have to many. ENJOY!!

OOC using children like that just up sets people
Xiscapia
26-06-2007, 21:53
OOC:
Can we all stop spamming the Walmart crap already? I'm going to annex these poor people and I don't really like spam,....both the typing kind and the edible kind.
IT'S PEOPLE! SPAM'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
North Calaveras
26-06-2007, 21:53
lol, i will supplie googlipa.
Googoglopia
27-06-2007, 16:13
OOC My brother (he has a rather short attention span) is "bored now" of this website. So...

I hereby annex The Real Spain for myself and my allies! Take what you want, but I get the capital of New Madrid. I have found and decommissioned all of the said WMDs, and the region of gatesville is safe again! (Wahey!)
Shazbotdom
28-06-2007, 06:31
OOC:
Not wanting to ruin your fun there bub, but I was asked to post this for the UN Deligate for your region, as they cannot post here due to technical issues.


From the Desk of Lady Cassandra Raynar
Princess and UN Delegate of Gatesville
Brigadier-General of the Gatesville Guard

Gatesville supports national soveriegnty, and as such also supports The Real Spain's right to manufacture weapons of mass destruction for its personal defense. We also defend any and all of our member nations who are unduly attacked, and are not averse to preemptive strikes. However, Googoglopia did not obtain the sanction of the Gatesville High Council before issuing its declaration of war, and therefore Gatesville will remain neutral in this conflict and respect Googolopia's sovereign right to be militarily "corrected" by any larger nations who wish to step in.

However, as a member of Gatesville, the nation of Googoglopia is still to be respected as a member of the largest player-created region in the game and any blatant or outright disrespect on the part of any of the participants will be dealt with swiftly and efficiently. That is all.
Jeuna
28-06-2007, 06:39
lol wal-mart is in my country, but it is owned by the state so your out of luck in NC

[ If you nationalised their franchise in your country (like Venezuela did with the oil companies), then it's no longer Wal-Mart. ]