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Few events in life have aloud for you earthlings apes to choose you’re primitive existence. Now you sucklings’ will be given to choose to prevent a horrible global war or help aid a satisfactory peace among us toids.

OOC:

:crickets chirp:

:yelled from the audience: NOOB! :/yelled from the audience:

On a more serious note, read the stickies and the threads they link too.

Red Tide your people will be the first to lube the ever turning iron gears that keep the ever dominating Rexzoidian overlords' war machine turning. Such slanderous drivel shows us that you crude apes have little if no sense of moral responsibility for your people.

OOC: Is it just me or have we had more noobs recently than normal? Seems like we've had quite the crop...

Red Tide your people will be the first to lube the ever turning iron gears that keep the ever dominating Rexzoidian overlords' war machine turning. Such slanderous drivel shows us that you crude apes have little if no sense of moral responsibility for your people.

Five kilograms of Francium says that our meagre archaelogical fleet current over Terra can easily wipe the floor with you.

OOC: Read the rules at the top of II.

Five kilograms of Francium says that our meagre archaelogical fleet current over Terra can easily wipe the floor with you.

OOC: Read the rules at the top of II.

Five kilograms of Francium? We have no use for crude three dimension objects. Though the donation of your "archaelogical fleet" will be received as a fairly accceptable present for the time being. They should just be enough of a appetizer for the mighty Rexzoidian murder masters blood quench.

Leafanistan and Red Tide both wish to teeder from global exodus.

OOC:

Riiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttt...

:sighs:

Ok, first off mr-to-complicated-a-name-too-spell-toid, learn the difference between IC and OOC.

Secondly, your nation consists of a whopping 7 million people. My nation, in the meantime, has over six billion. Hell, I could just toss bodies at you and would probably win.

Finally, you are obviously a Future Tech nation, while I am Modern Tech nation. Therefore, it cannot be reasonably expected that we can ICly interact.

OOC:Guys,This guy and his other reptillian buddy just joined ze forums yesterdey. Afterwhich they started to spam in ze general forum. pay no attention to him.
IC: 5 units of antimatter you get wiped out by Quick Death agent.

OOC:

Riiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttt...

:sighs:

Ok, first off mr-to-complicated-a-name-too-spell-toid, learn the difference between IC and OOC.

Secondly, your nation consists of a whopping 7 million people. My nation, in the meantime, has over six billion. Hell, I could just toss bodies at you and would probably win.

Finally, you are obviously a Future Tech nation, while I am Modern Tech nation. Therefore, it cannot be reasonably expected that we can ICly interact.

This 7 million Xerpillian caste that you speak of live in the 3rd dimension of IVIaster\/ader. The majority of Xerpillian live in the 5th dimension which is impossible for such crude apes as yourself to attain let alone imagine. The majority of us live in the 5th dimension because of the luxuries that our species can enjoy, where as living in the 3rd dimension would simply be like living in a poor 3rd world nation.
The technology & weapons you savages have created are nothing more then twigs and excrement to our advanced compositions.

Red Tide you really carry the weight for your fellow global cave dwellers. The 6 billion you donate to our everlasting sacrifical blood rituals our mighty Rexzoidian overlords request shall make them happy for a few days.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Exterminatus.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Exterminatus.jpg

OOC:Hehe...nice

Cosmic billiards anyone, let us start by moving a moon around their neighboring planet into the moon directly above their planet. The ricochet should hit their planet but I am not certain.

http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/StarChild/questions/moon_formation.jpg

This follows with moon striking planet.

http://www.sfwa.org/news/astroid.jpeg

Cosmic billiards anyone, let us start by moving a moon around their neighboring planet into the moon directly above their planet. The ricochet should hit their planet but I am not certain.

http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/StarChild/questions/moon_formation.jpg

Simple math lays in your short grasp suckling, yet anything more might as well be Latin. You shouldn't worry yourself with such enigmas and consider what have you done for our Rexzoidian murder masters? Perhaps a donation in the thousands will afford you some nights of pleasurable sleep.

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WTF? Aside from you threatening an MT nation with an FT nation (he's right when he says he could probably throw bodies at you and win), you're on the path to aggravating several FT nations, who are truly capable of pwnage.

Furthermore, Euroslavia's stickys at the top would be an excellent place to start.

OOC Pan-Arab Barronia Red Tide2 post to read them OOCly and was attacked by them i don't think they will listen

Then I must truly practice my billiards. A simple angleshot only partially destroyed your pestliness. Having a cargo ship with several simple tractor repulsor beams, I line up my mathematical conundrums. As a small asteroid makes an angle shot into a larger asteroid, then a larger asteroid, things start floating away from the main asteroid belt, many thousand shots later, a debri field is flowing planetwards, with asteroids rangings from a dozen meters to five kilometers across. A little nudging helps them pick up speed towards the stationary planet. Have fun playing asteroids with your fleet.

OOC:

:crickets chirp:

:yelled from the audience: NOOB! :/yelled from the audience:

On a more serious note, read the stickies and the threads they link too.

Red Tide; an increasingly tiny, primitive state who names itself after their female organism's relentless ability to bleed out their infected uterine lining, is a very befitting name.
The great and ever conquering Rexzoidist master Aguromastyx generously gifts your ape citizen's gapping maws with his warm, moist fecal matter which that has freshly snaked out of his vent.
Yes, you will consume Lord Aguromastyx's emptied gut load as tribute to your superior reptilian mind masters. Thank you.

Five kilograms of Francium says that our meagre archaelogical fleet current over Terra can easily wipe the floor with you.

OOC: Read the rules at the top of II.

Fleets? Are your primitive ape people attempting to be humorous? Only lower life forms would use such backwards and underdeveloped technology.
Perhaps one day you will master the Reptoidist art of planetary propulsion systems.
Remember mature human suckling; our home world of Nibiru is many times larger then your puny blue sphere of a planet. We could easily propel it into your "fleet" and Nibiru's gravitational pull would shred your weak, technologically inept “fleet” to ribbons.

Go play in the dirt and think of other ways to impress the Rexzoidian master. You have bored him deeply with your ape like antics. Build us another pyramid in Egypt.

Two things buddy. One: An extremely large planet means nothing if it only has 8 million people on it. Two: Logically, pulling his fleet with your gravitational field would probably do more damage to your planet than anything.

Red Tide; an increasingly tiny, primitive state who names itself after their female organism's relentless ability to bleed out their infected uterine lining, is a very befitting name.
The great and ever conquering Rexzoidist master Aguromastyx generously gifts your ape citizen's gapping maws with his warm, moist fecal matter which that has freshly snaked out of his vent.
Yes, you will consume Lord Aguromastyx's emptied gut load as tribute to your superior reptilian mind masters. Thank you.

OOC: Erm...that was an OOC quote. Therefore, replying ICly is...rather bad RPing. To you, too, I would suggest
Euroslavia's Hints on how to be a good roleplayer (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)
Other than that...ergh.

Two things buddy. One: An extremely large planet means nothing if it only has 8 million people on it.

There are no 8,000,000 people on the ever mastering planet of Nibiru; all ape creatures are isolated on the vast and sprawling wastelands known as Earth. Weakling humans have no place in the galaxy and should continue to build phallic-like monuments depicting how mighty and superior us Reptoids are.



Two: Logically, pulling his fleet with your gravitational field would probably do more damage to your planet than anything.

Yet Nibiru continues to exist. I see removing 1/6 of your DNA has impaired your rational judgement in Reptoid technology.

Whats with this no 8 million crap? Prove it Mighty and superior? Bull. I'm a post-tech, and I'm willing to threaghten you, thats pretty sad.

OOC:

/me is rather tempted to report this thread for "lack of intelligence"...

Rexzoid, you've been consistently told to read the stickies. Do so (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855). I don't think you realize just how farcial you appear.

~Tsarmageddon has a five-dimensional Rubik's cube

Civilian nuttiness. Having found that the space billiards had no true effect, the Captain tries the second cargo ship pawnage maneuver. He sets several shuttles from the cargo ship to warp 5 loaded with depleted uranium so they weigh hundreds of tons and sends them as kinetic missiles against your planet. Oh boy, I get to do all the super ignore maneuvers... pawnage.

OOC: Umm... Wow... I've seen some pretty bad n00bs, usually they disappear for awhile and stay offline once they've embarrased themselves...

However this guy and his pal just keep going and going...

Whats with this no 8 million crap? Prove it Mighty and superior? Bull. I'm a post-tech, and I'm willing to threaghten you, thats pretty sad.

Sadly reading isn't your strong suit lackey. I would strongly suggest that you re-read and then cautiously post. 8 Million reptoids could easily erase a nation of 20 billion.

Civilian nuttiness. Having found that the space billiards had no true effect, the Captain tries the second cargo ship pawnage maneuver. He sets several shuttles from the cargo ship to warp 5 loaded with depleted uranium so they weigh hundreds of tons and sends them as kinetic missiles against your planet. Oh boy, I get to do all the super ignore maneuvers... pawnage.

Nibiru, the winged disc, is one of your own binary stars in your star system. Your tiny ape brain fails to comprehend this and our reptilian OVERlords enjoy the massive amounts of unblocked UV and radiation it produces.
You will pay tribute to the ever DOMINATING reptoid overlords by offering your hairy flesh bags to him rectally.
You will now assume the submissive position and prepare for hemipen penetration.

Rexzoid, you've been consistently told to read the stickies. Do so (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855). I don't think you realize just how farcial you appear.

~Tsarmageddon has a five-dimensional Rubik's cube

Stickies were created by Lord Aguromastyx to keep unevolved, tree climbing and savage chest beating humans in line.
It does not apply to reptiods.

Stickies were created by Lord Aguromastyx to keep unevolved, tree climbing and savage chest beating humans in line.
It does not apply to reptiods.

and Tsaraine a Mod who can delete you'er Nation

Firstly: "I am the LAW!"

Because I've always wanted to say that.

Secondly: Stickies were created by NationStates Moderators, the Appointed Representatives of Max Barry, to show players how to behave (once it became sadly apparent that not everyone could figure that out on their own). The stickies do apply to NationStates players, of whom you are one. Smarten up, bucko - right now you're looking stupider than two thick planks.

Thirdly: If you do not reform your behaviour immediately, I shall be forced to forumban you for a few days in the hope that that will get through to you where words may not. I'd rather not have to do that, though, and you'd rather not be forumbanned. So; you have been warned.

~Tsarmageddon is Prince of This World

Prior to the disappearance of a world. The Commonalitarianism ship engages its short term cloaking device and seeds the world with Eve tree seeds. First giant insects and worms hatch from the outer layer of the seed dig tunnels deep underground all the way to near the molten layer. There is an incredible variety of nasties-- giant worms, huge slimes, big flame shooting bugs, etc which start coming out onto the surface, millions of them at first.

Then the local ecology starts being replaced. Grasses and trees, vines, and other things simply get pushed out and die replaced by alien breeds. The local crops wither and the livestock are attacked and destroyed. Food can only be grown indoors in fortified cities.

The bugs grow in huge numbers and variety far faster than the lizards can be replaced. Horrible things, giant spiders, flying acid barb spitting things, bugs with bioelectric charges that can short out an airplane or tank, plasma bugs which can fire balls of liquid plasma, and other things start coming out. The bioelectric bugs short out forcefields, and the worms chew their way into the fortified cities. What they don't eat, they enslave to make cheap goods like nets, baskets, and hats. The ultimate outcome is a lizard population enslaved to make trinkets for tourists.

OOC: Wow... This thread just doesn't die does it...

Firstly: "I am the LAW!"

Because I've always wanted to say that.

He is surveying your thoughts, yes the OVERlord is surveying your thoughts, making your apeoid life completely unbearable. He surveys your thoughts.
MASTER Aguromastyx attacks you with the your personal secrets, they have hindered you from fulfilling one's own duty! They let your people be unable to live!

Prior to the disappearance of a world. The Commonalitarianism ship engages its short term cloaking device and seeds the world with Eve tree seeds. First giant insects and worms hatch from the outer layer of the seed dig tunnels deep underground all the way to near the molten layer. There is an incredible variety of nasties-- giant worms, huge slimes, big flame shooting bugs, etc which start coming out onto the surface, millions of them at first.

Then the local ecology starts being replaced. Grasses and trees, vines, and other things simply get pushed out and die replaced by alien breeds. The local crops wither and the livestock are attacked and destroyed. Food can only be grown indoors in fortified cities.

The bugs grow in huge numbers and variety far faster than the lizards can be replaced. Horrible things, giant spiders, flying acid barb spitting things, bugs with bioelectric charges that can short out an airplane or tank, plasma bugs which can fire balls of liquid plasma, and other things start coming out. The bioelectric bugs short out forcefields, and the worms chew their way into the fortified cities. What they don't eat, they enslave to make cheap goods like nets, baskets, and hats. The ultimate outcome is a lizard population enslaved to make trinkets for tourists.


You primitive “fleets” and “weapons” are the modern day equal of watching your African ancestors crudely mashing sticks into termite mounds for food; an act of desperation bounded by your own menstrual induced emotions and smacking of your own sheer child like ignorance that is you.
Young hair child, can your Reptilian master lords expect your next brilliant military strategy to involve exposing your bare, flaring bright red buttocks in the air? You inferiority is noted.

As both Rexzoid and IVIastervader are now the proud recipients of three-day bans for this gratuitous, intentional failure to learn and continued in-character trolling (which may as well be out-of-character, given that they don't seem to understand the distinction), I shall now lock this thread.

The Lord thy Tsar
Through the Dimensions strideth;
Nabiru he crusheth
'Twixt iron fingers.

~ Tsarmageddon has no more mercy