NationStates Jolt Archive


Hey Guys, Im selling Uranium.

Greal
22-06-2007, 07:56
how much do you have?
Free Peoples Democracy
22-06-2007, 07:56
Hey Guys, my nation has an abundance of it so we have made it our currency and will sell it on the open market.

We'll give you a fair price guys.
Atopiana
22-06-2007, 09:21
HAY GUISE MI NATION R SELLS ROCK!!!!

I GIVE U FIAR PRICE!!!!!1!

OK, seriously, how the hell are you making a radioactive substance your currency? It'd a) kill your population, b) there's no way any nation has that much, and c) everyone on NS has their own stockpile.

Congratulations, you are trying to sell shiny rock to people who already have shiny rock.

At least your first post wasn't a declaration of war, but still, have a read of the posting guidelines and the stickies and enjoy your NS RPing. Just never post anything like this ever again or I will bleed from my eyes (and you wouldn't want that).
IVIastervader
22-06-2007, 09:38
IVIastervader needs no such crude hughman rocks as Uranium. We've developed
much souperior rocks in our distant galaxy. One day you hughmans will feel the wrath of our Xerpillian overGods.
Rexzoid
22-06-2007, 09:45
how much do you have?

Dear ape larva, do you humans enjoy playing with your precious uranium rocks? May you wake in your own caked feces and offer yourself to the phallic monuments that your slave ancestors built to worship their ever ruling, Reptillian overlords from afar.
DMG
22-06-2007, 10:00
I don't think I have ever seen this before when the time warp occurs at the beginning of the thread so that the OP is the second post. Kind of funny, the first post is not the thread creator's.
Imperial isa
22-06-2007, 10:18
I don't think I have ever seen this before when the time warp occurs at the beginning of the thread so that the OP is the second post. Kind of funny, the first post is not the thread creator's.

happens all the time and the jolt makes the one who takes over the creator of the thread too
Oily prata
22-06-2007, 10:20
OOC: Sorry, But I just have to post this.

IC:
Random Citizen: OOO! A Fuel Rod Of Uranium! I'm Rich!ACK!* Dies of exposure*
Random Citizen 2: OOO!
Scenario 2
Rich Man 1: And here, Good chap, Is my Vintage 1980 enriched uranium liquid. Have a sip.
Rich man 2: *sips*ACK!*Dies*
Rich Man 1:I say, Old chap. Why did you fal on the floor? Why have you stopped breathing? Why are you foaming at the mouth? Are you ill?
Atopiana
22-06-2007, 10:39
We've developed
much souperior rocks

:eek: OMFG it's the CLANGERS!!!! :D :D :D