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Kampfers Invades United Fundamentalism

Kampfers
20-06-2007, 18:28
OOC: If you want to offer help to United Fundamentalism, please read my reasons for attacking first. Also, United Fundamentalism, I'm gonna need a rough map of your nation.

100 miles off of United Fundamentalism waters, the First Kampferian Fleet idled. Meanwhile, the Second Kampferian Submarine Fleet moved in. It consisted of 3 Poseidon Class Submarine Carriers, 4 Nautilus Class Submarines, 8 Dolphin Class Submarines, and 9 Hunter Class Submarines. The entire group moved in. It was their jobe to clear the beaches and maintain air and naval superiority while the main fleet moved in. Suddenly, within eyeshot of the coastline, the Poseidon's surfaced. Within minutes, planes were shooting off it's deck. First to go were 20 F-19 Knights per carrier, who were to protect the bombers while they took off. Next came 30 F-88 Ghosts from each carrier. Finally, 30 F-29 Knights took off. The Ghosts and the first group of Knights began to move towards the coast, while the second group of Knights protected the subs. Next, the Nautilus subs began their attack, and their VLS Cells began to blaze. These missiles were to strike at bases farther inland, and Tomahawk missiles began firing. Their targets were any and all military installations in range, a small total, and any infastructure that would allow United Fundamentalism to reinforce their beachhead. The Ghosts reached the beach, deploying Chaff, white noise, and all other kinds of ECM's, as if their stealth suite was not enough to prevent SAM sites from locking on. They began a massive bombing run on all military installations on the beach. Luckily, this location had been chosen because it was closed to civilians, so anything and everything was available to be bombed, except for a few airstrips. These were to be left intact so that troops could be brought in easier at a later date. Thus, the hangers were bombed first, as to prevent them from using the runways.

Meanwhile, once the attack started, the Kampferian First Fleet, recently reassigned from FreeAngola, began to chug into the picture. There would be a short time before they arrived, but it should not be long enough for United Fundamentalism to strike back with any ferocity. Behind the fleet was landing craft, enough to effeciently swarm the beach, capture an airstrip, and allow for troops to move in easier.

Fuhrer Richtoff commented about the invasion the second the press confronted him about it. "Yes, we are invading United Fundamentalism." He paused to let another reporter yell out their question. "No, we will not be using any nuclear missiles, biological weapons, god-rods, etc." Once again, he waited. "Yes, I expect this war to be quick. And what are my reasons for it? We are moving to strike this nation because their current government has shown a complete lack of ability to govern itself. While the nation is standing on its own two feet, they refuse to grant certain people groups liberties. They even go to the extent of blaming them for deeds done by the government. We are moving in to remove this government which refuses to recognize these basic rights, and will be installing a new one. After which, we will grant them protectorate status, which will allow them to run their own affairs while we protect them. This nation has been under our survellience ever since it stepped onto the world scene. As such, we recently intercepted a transmission from them to a known terrorist group, the BTO. Our decrypters worked furiously on the encrypted message, and after several weeks of non-stop efforts, we were albe to discern its message. It detailed a plot to harm innocent civilians and blame it on muslims within their own nation. If this is not reason enough to remove one from power, I don't know what is."

OOC: Your a new nation, and your encryption tactics should be easily decrypted...
All my stuff is DMG made, so look it up if you want.
Also, most of my budget goes to my navy, thats why I have such nice stuff.
My 1st Fleet:
10x CVN-68 Nimitz-class
2x Peter the Great Class Battleship
1x Overlord Class Trimaran Super Dreadnaught
1x Kraken Class Super Dreadnaught
15x CG-47 Ticonderoga Class Cruiser
15x DD-963 SPRUANCE Class Destroyer
15x DDG-51 Arleigh Burke Class Guided Missile Destroyer
My 2nd Submarine Fleet:
3x Poseidon Class Submarine Carrier
4x Nautilus Class Submarine
8x Dolphin Class Submarine
9x Hunter Class Submarine
Neo-Erusea
20-06-2007, 18:55
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Official Government Communique

To: Kampfers
RE: UF Invasion

The Glorious Republic of Neo-Erusea proudly applauds your new nation's efforts to bring liberty to the oppressed peoples with United Fundamentalism. We offer our protection to your nation from the warmongering dogs that may wish to take advantage of your nation while yours is deployed overseas.

Signed,
David Mondol
Premier
Kampfers
20-06-2007, 19:01
TO: Neo-Eurasia
FROM: Kampfers
RE: RE: UF Invasion

We thank you for your support. Currently, due to the treaties of the NPE and the German Commonwealth, we have all the help for the defense of our borders that we need. However, should the worst come, we will remember your offer of help. Thank you once again.

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff
Neo-Erusea
20-06-2007, 19:05
TO: Neo-Eurasia
FROM: Kampfers
RE: RE: UF Invasion

We thank you for your support. Currently, due to the treaties of the NPE and the German Commonwealth, we have all the help for the defense of our borders that we need. However, should the worst come, we will remember your offer of help. Thank you once again.

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff

The premier gazed blankly at the telegram in front of him. The Ministers of the Politburo chuckled, and he dropped the letter on the table, muttering, "We'll... They're not the first..." More men chuckled slightly...

OOC: That's Erusea... :p
Central Prestonia
20-06-2007, 19:16
To: Kampfers
From: Central Prestonia

Having read your reasons for going to war with United Fundamentalism, The Republic of Central Prestonia agrees with the actions taken. Should they be required, I can offer 25,000 soldiers for general use. My army has undergone the highest levels of training; however, they are not battle tested. The UF invasion seems like a good proving ground for our military.
Siap
20-06-2007, 19:17
To: Fuhrer Richtoff

We have very little understanding of the background behind this conflict. Was their any specific event that provoked this?

We feel that the right of national sovereignty must not be violated except in extreme conditions, and that violations go against the foundations of international relations, so we feel that better justification must be supplied.

~Alex Connor

OOC: It is generally considered bad form to claim to have read people's encrypted message
Kampfers
20-06-2007, 23:05
The premier gazed blankly at the telegram in front of him. The Ministers of the Politburo chuckled, and he dropped the letter on the table, muttering, "We'll... They're not the first..." More men chuckled slightly...

OOC: That's Erusea... :p

OOC: Whoops, sorry

To: Kampfers
From: Central Prestonia

Having read your reasons for going to war with United Fundamentalism, The Republic of Central Prestonia agrees with the actions taken. Should they be required, I can offer 25,000 soldiers for general use. My army has undergone the highest levels of training; however, they are not battle tested. The UF invasion seems like a good proving ground for our military.

IC:
Official Kampferian Response
Thank you for your support. While we do not require your aid currently, we will remember you if our position changes. Thank you once again for your support.

To: Fuhrer Richtoff

We have very little understanding of the background behind this conflict. Was their any specific event that provoked this?

We feel that the right of national sovereignty must not be violated except in extreme conditions, and that violations go against the foundations of international relations, so we feel that better justification must be supplied.

~Alex Connor

OOC: It is generally considered bad form to claim to have read people's encrypted message

OOC: I know. I'm sorry. I was just pissed and wanted to invade someone without having a dogpiling on me for being the aggressor.

IC:
TO: Alex Connor
FROM: Fuhrer Richtoff
RE: Concerns

We have begun this attack to remove a vile government which suppresses the basic rights of the islamic peoplegroup. Once the war is over, we will only protect them so that we can help a new government that grants civil rights establish itself. They will remain in such status until they have rebuilt themselves suffeciently to protect themselves again.

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff
The PeoplesFreedom
20-06-2007, 23:12
OOC: You should let us know next time, even if you do not require permission... No worries, though.
Gataway
20-06-2007, 23:25
Official Imperial Message

The Imperial Kingdom supports its NPE ally of Kampfers in this endeavor and will send financial aid if it is requested. Regretfully our military forces are deployed too thin currently to deploy troops to assist you without leaving the Imperial Kingdom itself vulnerable.

Emperor Nadov III of Gataway
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:08
Office of the High Minister of the Holy Republic of United Fundamentalism
10:05 A.M.

the gathering in the High Minister's office was small consisting of the Minister of Truth, the Minister of Love, the Minister of Peace, and the Minister of Plenty.
OOC:1984 just in case u didn't know the ministry's

"My Leader," The Minister of Peace said quietly, "Kampfirean troops r starting to land on our shores, they r advancing quickly. what r ur orders of action?"
"Scorched Earth," the High Minister said, looking out of the window as balistic missiles rained down on the capital.
"Excuse me, My Leader?"
"Scorched Earth," I want half of the Nuclear warheads we have to fall on our own land, that will stop the enemy advance. the rest of the ICBMs will fall on the enemy's navy and homeland. we will also attack any1 else who helped those unorthodox bastards.
"If Scorched Earth doesn't work, then i want every man, woman, and child to fight to the death. The Holy Republc of United Fundamentalism will not fall!!! i also want every politcal prisoner executed within 48 hours. i also want every "Rehabilitation" camp burned to the ground."
"But, sir..."
"THERE WILL BE NO BUTS ABOUT IT!!!!" The High Minister Roared. "Any1 who refuses to fight for the common good will be shot. I WANT THIS MADE CLEAR TO EVERY CITIZEN!! DO U UNDERSTAND?!?!"
"Yes, sir..." the four minister's muttered.
"Those who emrace the Great Leader..." The High Minister said,
"embrace the lord." the four minister's repeated the slogan of their party.

OOC:what's the point of this?:confused:
The PeoplesFreedom
21-06-2007, 01:13
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Imperial New Prussian Empire Statement
Any usage of nuclear weapons against Kampers will result in NPE retaliation. This will leave nothing left of your shithole you call a nation. Furthermore, all of your pathetic nukes will be shot down by our SDI systems. Its your choice.
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:24
To: Fuhrer Richtoff
From: High Minister of the Holy Republic of United Fundamentalism

Mr. Richtoff,

i assume ur a religious man, if so, y do u go to war with a nation who's only reason of existence is due to the Lord's consent.
i am giving one warning to u Mr. Richtoff: call off this invasion or u will see the firey depths of Hell.

Without Wax,
High Minister of the Holy Republic of United Fundamentalism
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:26
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Imperial New Prussian Empire Statement
Any usage of nuclear weapons against Kampers will result in NPE retaliation. This will leave nothing left of your shithole you call a nation. Furthermore, all of your pathetic nukes will be shot down by our SDI systems. Its your choice.

to: Imperial New Prussian Empire
From: Ministry of Peace, United Fundamentalism

Try us
:upyours:
OOC:JK
Deurem
21-06-2007, 01:27
Official Deurem Empire Statement


We stand by Kampfers action's 100% and if they are in need of any assistance we will be happily send 2000 of our best troops.


SIC: We wish to send our newly trained men to the nation you're at war with to test our new techniques in handling threatening situations.
The PeoplesFreedom
21-06-2007, 01:29
OOC: You may want to use a spell checker and spell "Ur" 'Your', and you may want to capitalize 'I'. It will look better and people will take you more seriously when you RP.
Cravan
21-06-2007, 01:30
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Imperial New Prussian Empire Statement
Any usage of nuclear weapons against Kampers will result in NPE retaliation. This will leave nothing left of your shithole you call a nation. Furthermore, all of your pathetic nukes will be shot down by our SDI systems. Its your choice.

OOC: There's no possible way you would know he was preparing for nukeage.
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:34
United Fundamentalist statement regarding UF invasion

Thou say thou art sinless?
if u take a closer look at Kampfers political policies u will find that they r much like us. they r a dictatorship who's subjects often disappear. they claim they r liberating us when they r the ones who need liberating. just because our evils r out in the open 4 every1 to see, does that make us more evil then those who hide them behind locked doors?
besides, our people r happy. *"I'm not" man says* *BANG* (OOC: lol)
once again, call off the invasion or thy shalt see the fires of Hell.


OOC: i'm just spewing out crap that makes no sense. but thats what corrupt dictatorships do right?
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:35
OOC: There's no possible way you would know he was preparing for nukeage.

OOC: thanks
The PeoplesFreedom
21-06-2007, 01:36
OOC: There's no possible way you would know he was preparing for nukeage.

OOC: I was quite aware of that when I responded. I am also taking into account fluid time and , for his sake, bending the rules a little, so he won't become a smoldering pile of glass.
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:39
OOC: You may want to use a spell checker and spell "Ur" 'Your', and you may want to capitalize 'I'. It will look better and people will take you more seriously when you RP.

OOC: its called "shorthand"
and besides, u know what i mean.
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:39
OOC: I was quite aware of that when I responded. I am also taking into account fluid time and , for his sake, bending the rules a little, so he won't become a smoldering pile of glass.

OOC: y would u care.
my people r content with being glass!!! :)
The PeoplesFreedom
21-06-2007, 01:40
OOC: its called "shorthand"
and besides, u know what i mean.

OOC:'Shorthand' isn't good to use in RP. Do you see some of the best rpers using 'shorthand', thought not. How many nukes do you have, anyway?
The PeoplesFreedom
21-06-2007, 01:41
OOC: y would u care.
my people r content with being glass!!! :)

OOC: I care because I do not want to waste perfectly good nukes on you.
United Fundamentalism
21-06-2007, 01:47
OOC:'Shorthand' isn't good to use in RP. Do you see some of the best rpers using 'shorthand', thought not. How many nukes do you have, anyway?

OOC: we've been stock piling over the past couple years: producing, buying. we've been buying mainly from the BTO and Raven Corps.
we got a couple hundred. and if that don't work, we got a airborne version of Ebola! ;)
Central Prestonia
21-06-2007, 02:10
Office of the High Minister of the Holy Republic of United Fundamentalism
10:05 A.M.

the gathering in the High Minister's office was small consisting of the Minister of Truth, the Minister of Love, the Minister of Peace, and the Minister of Plenty.
OOC:1984 just in case u didn't know the ministry's

"My Leader," The Minister of Peace said quietly, "Kampfirean troops r starting to land on our shores, they r advancing quickly. what r ur orders of action?"
"Scorched Earth," the High Minister said, looking out of the window as balistic missiles rained down on the capital.
"Excuse me, My Leader?"
"Scorched Earth," I want half of the Nuclear warheads we have to fall on our own land, that will stop the enemy advance. the rest of the ICBMs will fall on the enemy's navy and homeland. we will also attack any1 else who helped those unorthodox bastards.
"If Scorched Earth doesn't work, then i want every man, woman, and child to fight to the death. The Holy Republc of United Fundamentalism will not fall!!! i also want every politcal prisoner executed within 48 hours. i also want every "Rehabilitation" camp burned to the ground."
"But, sir..."
"THERE WILL BE NO BUTS ABOUT IT!!!!" The High Minister Roared. "Any1 who refuses to fight for the common good will be shot. I WANT THIS MADE CLEAR TO EVERY CITIZEN!! DO U UNDERSTAND?!?!"
"Yes, sir..." the four minister's muttered.
"Those who emrace the Great Leader..." The High Minister said,
"embrace the lord." the four minister's repeated the slogan of their party.

OOC:what's the point of this?:confused:
The crowd fell silent as Pres. Preston prepared to make his speech on the recent events. His nation was young, but he felt that in light of recent events, he had no choice. A nuclear attack on one of his allies could not be allowed to stand. The military would have to intervene.
"My fellow citizens, we are faced with a grave situation. The Holy Empire of United Fundamentalism has announced plans for a scorched-earth policy and a nuclear attack on our allies. The combination of these policies, if implemented, would undoubtedly result in the extinction of that nation. It is for that reason that we release the following statement"

The Republic of Central Prestonia condemns the actions of United Fundamentalism. In light of this threat, the Prestonian military is hereby ordered to DEFCON 2. If but one nuclear device leaves it's silo pointed towards Kampfers or her allies, Prestonia will commit all of it's 250,000 troops to the war. You have 24 hours to recall your nuclear assault or face Prestonian military Intervention.

The press exploded at the reading of the statement. The journalists shouted over one another to have their questions heard. "Quite, one at a time, your questions will be heard," shouted the President even louder, preparing for the barrage of tough questions to come. "Yes, I believe our military is trained well enough to handle the campaign." "No, we have no plans to activate our nuclear arsenal." "Yes, our citizens will be protected from a nuclear strike by our extensive ABM system." "No, there will be no draft." Finally and at long last, the questions died down and the press conference was concluded. "The press conference went well, Mr. President, you seemed to get them on your side," said the Cheif of Staff. "That was one hell of a tough crowd tonight," The President sighed. "I need a martini."
The Fifth Dynasty
21-06-2007, 03:35
To: Kampfers
RE: UF Invasion

The Republic of The Fifth Dynasty proudly supports your nation's efforts to bestow equality and freedom to the denizens of The Holy Republic of United Fundamentalism. Our Minister of Defense estimates that an amount of 26,000 infantry troops, about 1/3000 of our current army, can be alloted for the effort. Furthermore, The Fifth Dynasty will also offer 5 SAMs for defensive purposes.

Sincerely,
Vladimir Walker
Chief Ambassador of The Fifth Dynasty
Kampfers
21-06-2007, 04:06
United Fundamentalist statement regarding UF invasion

Thou say thou art sinless?
if u take a closer look at Kampfers political policies u will find that they r much like us. they r a dictatorship who's subjects often disappear. they claim they r liberating us when they r the ones who need liberating. just because our evils r out in the open 4 every1 to see, does that make us more evil then those who hide them behind locked doors?
besides, our people r happy. *"I'm not" man says* *BANG* (OOC: lol)
once again, call off the invasion or thy shalt see the fires of Hell.


OOC: i'm just spewing out crap that makes no sense. but thats what corrupt dictatorships do right?

OOC: Please do spell words properly. Also, between me and the rest of the NPE region I higly doubt a nuke would get through. And also, you need to respond to my attacks.

IC:

Kampferian Response

We are hardly like you. I insults us to be called so. While we do have a president-for-life, or fuhrer, we also have a parliment. Our people are all granted the base rights, no matter what their race or religion. I hardly see the similarities.
Gataway
21-06-2007, 04:50
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Official Imperial Message

The Imperial Kingdom after retiring from previous engagements has redirected our third battle group to assist Kampfers in their invasion of United Fundamentalism, Also en route are 20,000 imperial marines with armor support. We will be honored to fight along side our NPE allies. Furthermore we must warn the government of United Fundamentalism that should they make continued threats of the use of nuclear or biological weapons the Imperial Kingdom will release horrors upon them the likes of which god himself could not conjure, even in his imagination. May he have mercy on you as you shall receive none from us.

Emperor Nadov III of Gataway

ooc: Third battle group
2 Champion Class Supercarriers
2 Kraken class SD's
1 Feathermore class SD
10 Agamemnon Class Battleships
10 Ticonderoga Class Missile Cruisers/Arsenal Class Stealth Missile Cruiser
16 Zumwalt Class Stealth Missile Destroyers
16 Daring Class Air Defense Destroyers
16 Brandenburg Class Stealth ASW Frigates
6 Ohio Class Ballistic Missile Submarines
20 Allegro/Virginia/Seawolf Class Attack Submarines
2 ASDS Advanced SEAL Delivery Systems
6 Safeguard Class Damage Control Ships
6 Supply Class Fast Combat Support Ships
6 Osprey Class Mine Hunters
10 Wasp Class Amphibious Assault Ships
10 San Antonio Class Amphibious Assault Ships
20,000 Imperial Marines
with 500 Nakil 1A1 MBT's


Meanwhile...

Skies over United Fundamentalism

A small group of four planes soared overhead some 16,000 meters two of the planes were GL-113 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10973722&postcount=1491) bombers the other two were LU-45 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9708782&postcount=533) fighters providing escort..their target the capital city of United Fundamentalism..they city would soon be within the bomber sights..the bomb bay doors opened as the planes prepared to drop their 200,000kg worth of payloads of incendiary and high explosive ordnance..civilian casualties would no doubt be high but it was message that had to be delivered.
Kampfers
21-06-2007, 20:17
OOC: Essentially a bump

IC:

TO: United Fundamentalism

Here is your chance. Lay down your arms and surrender. If you choose not to, then Kampferian armies will flood your lands. If you choose to, there will be a peaceful transition.

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff
Central Prestonia
21-06-2007, 21:08
The President sat in his office, waiting for the first reports. The strategic bombing had commenced on the Unted Fundamentalism capital, with results as of yet unknown. Seeing this as his signal, he had ordered the army to advance towards the capital, hoping to mop up whatever was left of the enemy after the bombing raid. Just then, he heard a knock on the door. "Come in," he said. "Mr. President, the Joint Cheifs of Staff are in the breifing room, they're ready to read the first report." "Finally, I've been sleepless over how the army's been doing." "We al have sir, we all have," replied the aide.

The breifing room had a tense air about it as the Secretary of Defense started his report. "The situation isn't bad, but it isn't good either. The offensive has stalled 20km outside the capital, and we've sustianed 25,000 dead, wounded, or missing. The longer we're held down the more casualties we'll take. Do you have any recommendations?" "Actually, I do," replied the President. "For the next week, I want round-the-clock shelling of the UF lines. We'll keep their heads down long enough for us to regroup and push into the capital." Do you think it will work, sir?," one general asked. "I don't know, but it's the best chance we've got. At the very least we'll take out some front-line units and level the playing field a bit."
Kampfers
21-06-2007, 21:12
OOC: Look, when this is all over, since I took point on it, I will tell you who gets what. So dont just jump in and say "oh im sending soldiers", in hopes of getting part of a nation. In my occupation post war I am going to set it up so he has every chance to succeed, and you people cant ro his nation of everything. Got it?
Kampfers
21-06-2007, 21:18
OOC: Thanks for the information, Kampfers. I did not join just to take control of his land, if you were implying that.

OOC: Naw, not you neccessarily, but there is a hell of a lot of dogpiling going on.
Central Prestonia
21-06-2007, 21:21
OOC: I'm not in it for occupation or imperial purposes either, I'm here because what UF is doing to it's citizens is wrong. If and when my soldiers seize the capital, it will be turned over to Kampfers to do as they like.
Kampfers
21-06-2007, 21:25
OOC: Well I know Gataway is fine since he's an ally, but i dunno about Greston...
Honako
21-06-2007, 21:35
To: Kampfers
RE: UF Invasion

The Republic of The Fifth Dynasty proudly supports your nation's efforts to bestow equality and freedom to the denizens of The Holy Republic of United Fundamentalism. Our Minister of Defense estimates that an amount of 26,000 infantry troops, about 1/3000 of our current army, can be alloted for the effort. Furthermore, The Fifth Dynasty will also offer 5 SAMs for defensive purposes.

Sincerely,
Vladimir Walker
Chief Ambassador of The Fifth Dynasty

OOC: Sorry to butt in, but I was reading this thread and you said you were sending 1/3000 of your current army - 26,000 times 3000 is 78 million, more than your entire population. Take away, say about 70 million of those troops at least and you have a more favourable size - unless your a full military nation armed with sticks.

I'm gone now. Have fun Kamp.
Kampfers
21-06-2007, 23:12
OOC: Honako's right. UF should be on sometime soon though... so BUMP!
Central Prestonia
21-06-2007, 23:14
OOC: One of the other reasons I joined in this conflict was as a means to form alliances with Kampfers and their allies. I'm a new nation and I wanted to make myself known.
The Latin Peoples
21-06-2007, 23:18
I am not going to send soldiers actually, but I may send peacekeepers after the conflict ends.
Gataway
22-06-2007, 00:51
ooc:Kamp..if you want my fleet will leave say so....its there only to support you with air support/naval bombardment..and I only sent 20,000 marines to use as an addition to your own forces..with some armor..to give them an added punch if they need it
Kampfers
22-06-2007, 01:36
ooc:Kamp..if you want my fleet will leave say so....its there only to support you with air support/naval bombardment..and I only sent 20,000 marines to use as an addition to your own forces..with some armor..to give them an added punch if they need it

OOC: your fine. you are my ally. But I was mostly reffering to Greston.
The Fifth Dynasty
22-06-2007, 03:44
OOC: Sorry to butt in, but I was reading this thread and you said you were sending 1/3000 of your current army - 26,000 times 3000 is 78 million, more than your entire population. Take away, say about 70 million of those troops at least and you have a more favourable size - unless your a full military nation armed with sticks.

I'm gone now. Have fun Kamp.


OOC: Oops! When I was typing it up, I meant to make my army about 1/300 of my population (like the US Army), which is about 237,000 troops. I was going to sent 1/10 of that. So it would be 1/3000 of my population. I must have been sleepy when I typed it (it was late, around midnight). I edited the message so that it is 1/10 of my army. I'm sorry for any inconvenience. But, please do consider my proposal. I just began playing, so I just wanted a little action. I don't care if I get anything at the end...just wanted to have some fun with NationStates. Again, I'm terribly sorry. Thank you for understanding. Hope you like my little story below...

IC: The President of The Fifth Dynasty sat quietly reading the daily paper. Suddenly, the Minister of Defense slammed the door open and rushed in. The President, startled, sprank from his seat and nearly fell. After gaining his composure back, he asked what the matter was in frustration. The minister replied, "Sorry sir, but do you remember the telegram you sent to the nation of Kampfers last week?" "Yes, did they reply?" "Not yet sir, but while reviewing a copy of the telegram you sent, I caught an error." "An error? An error made by ME?", the president retorted. "Yes, sir. You claimed you were sending 26,000 troops, which you calculated as 1/3000 of our army." "So?", asked the president. "That would mean we have a 70 million-large army?" Silence fell in the room for the next few moment. "Damn it!!! It must be all the caffeine the kitchen staff's been slipping in my coffee...Damn!" "I'm sorry sir, what should I do?" the minister asked in humility. "Fine, tell Kamfers that the telegram office messed up--" "But, you're lying!" the minister interrupted. The president sighed and sat back down in his seat. After calming himself down, he quietly replied, "Fine, tell Kamfers that the President made a mistake, but assure them that we're 100% behind them." The minister replied, "Yes, sir, but do you still think they will accept our military help?" The president got up and walked toward the window and stared out for a few seconds with his hands in his pockets. "Fine, tell them that we are willing to not lay claims to any land that the alliance gains after the war. And also," the president quickly turned around to face the minister, "tell them we'll also offer 2 BB-64 Iowa-class battleships." "Two?" the minister asked in anger and surprise, "But we only have four of them in service." "I know, that's why we'll be reducing the number of troops from 26,000 to 24,000. Happy?" the president replied in frustration. "Yes sir. I'll send it this afternoon." The minister quietly walked out of the room. The president turned around to face the window again. After staring our for a few minutes, he went back to his seat and picked up the newspaper. Catching a glimpse of the cup of coffee he had that morning, he got back up, took the cup, and walked toward the garbage bin. He smirked, looked inside the cup, dropped it in the bin, and whispered, "Damn."
Greston
22-06-2007, 14:06
OOC: your fine. you are my ally. But I was mostly reffering to Greston.

What were you reffering to me about?
Kampfers
22-06-2007, 17:52
OOC: bump
Leafanistan
22-06-2007, 18:15
OOC: bump

OOC: If he never comes back then it is all for nought but I have a proposition for you. Since I am a member of the SWC, who has freed nations for years, we were wondering if we could buy a chunk of United Fundamentalism, a significant chunk, and apply our democratic system there. Of course I have an ulterior motive, that is that with more than 5 billion people, I'm running out of places to put them all. I'm sure I could support a few hundred million in United Fundamentalism.
Lord Sumguy
22-06-2007, 19:33
Lord Sumguy sat in his office and reveiwed the report on the UF conflict. He turned to his PC and typed a message to all invading nations:

To: Nations invading UF
From: Lord Sumguy
Subject: Liberation or Conquest?

The Holy Empire is concerned about the conflct in United Fundamentalism, and wish to know what the invaders plans will be upon victory. Is this a war to liberate the UF people, or conquer them? The Holy Empire will lend whatever aid it can as long as:

1. No invaders will keep any land that they take
2. An independant democracy will be set up in place of the current UF government.
3. The invaders shall establish no permanent presence within United Fundamentalism
4. The UF will continue to exist as a sovereing and indepenant nation.

I await confirmation or denial as to whether these suggestions will be heeded.

-Lord Sumguy
Gataway
23-06-2007, 00:58
ooc: Its been like a day and a half or so now..so I'm going to assume you're capital just got hit with 400,000 kilograms worth of incendiary and high explosive bombs..which needless to say you no longer have a capital city UF..compliments of the Imperial Kingdom..;)
Central Prestonia
23-06-2007, 01:42
The Republic of Central Prestonia hereby withdraws it's troops from the region. If needed, however, we are prepared to send a peacekeeping force in to help stabilize the nation until it gets back on it's feet.
Kampfers
23-06-2007, 04:02
Lord Sumguy sat in his office and reveiwed the report on the UF conflict. He turned to his PC and typed a message to all invading nations:

To: Nations invading UF
From: Lord Sumguy
Subject: Liberation or Conquest?

The Holy Empire is concerned about the conflct in United Fundamentalism, and wish to know what the invaders plans will be upon victory. Is this a war to liberate the UF people, or conquer them? The Holy Empire will lend whatever aid it can as long as:

1. No invaders will keep any land that they take
2. An independant democracy will be set up in place of the current UF government.
3. The invaders shall establish no permanent presence within United Fundamentalism
4. The UF will continue to exist as a sovereing and indepenant nation.

I await confirmation or denial as to whether these suggestions will be heeded.

-Lord Sumguy

OOC: Butt out.

IC:

Kampferian Response

After the invasion, we will establish a democratic system in UF. However, they will be a protectorate so we can ensure the success of that government.

Fuhrer Richtoff
Kampfers
23-06-2007, 04:08
OOC: If he never comes back then it is all for nought but I have a proposition for you. Since I am a member of the SWC, who has freed nations for years, we were wondering if we could buy a chunk of United Fundamentalism, a significant chunk, and apply our democratic system there. Of course I have an ulterior motive, that is that with more than 5 billion people, I'm running out of places to put them all. I'm sure I could support a few hundred million in United Fundamentalism.

OOC: I'll address this if and only if he never comes back.
Kampfers
24-06-2007, 04:06
OOC: 3 more bumps before I declare this dead. Bump 1.
United Fundamentalism
27-06-2007, 23:55
August 15, 2020

The High Minister gave the command on that fateful day. the command that would forever damn any attempt of reconstruction for the UF.
250 thermal-nuclear warheads were detonated simultaneously in their silos.
millions of civilians and soldiers alike were vaporized.
after that, airborne Ebola spread through refugee camps.


OOC: sorry for the lame ending, had to stop. :(:(:(:(
British Londinium
28-06-2007, 00:02
The People's Sovereign Republic

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Official Communiqué

Open Declaration:

The People's Sovereign Republic of British Londinium hereby condemns Kampfers for their invasion of United Fundamentalism. Regardless of any oppression that may be occurring within UF's borders, it is a blatant violation of their sovereignty to invade. Indeed, we have been victims of an invasion launched out of "concern for political and human rights", only to be further oppressed. As such, British Londinium is suspending trade of petroleum to all nations taking offensive action towards UF.

Furthermore, I urge that Lord Sumguy reconsider his offer of aid, noting the presence of a large Londinian military garrison near his capital.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, MP
Prime Minister of British Londinium
The PeoplesFreedom
28-06-2007, 00:07
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Duty is fate.
New Prussian Empire Communication
We ask British Londinium, as a favor to TPF, to please reconsider their choice in banning the selling of petroleum to nations involve.
Kampfers
28-06-2007, 05:04
The People's Sovereign Republic

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Official Communiqué

Open Declaration:

The People's Sovereign Republic of British Londinium hereby condemns Kampfers for their invasion of United Fundamentalism. Regardless of any oppression that may be occurring within UF's borders, it is a blatant violation of their sovereignty to invade. Indeed, we have been victims of an invasion launched out of "concern for political and human rights", only to be further oppressed. As such, British Londinium is suspending trade of petroleum to all nations taking offensive action towards UF.

Furthermore, I urge that Lord Sumguy reconsider his offer of aid, noting the presence of a large Londinian military garrison near his capital.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, MP
Prime Minister of British Londinium

TO: British Londinim
FROM: Kampfers

We are sorry to see the position you have taken. Yet, do you not follow the same course of action as Kampfers has with amazing frequency? We are ceasing our hostilites against UF as there is simply no point in attacking now. They have obliterated their own small nation. We must ask why you take such a hypocritical view. Also, we hope that since we are not continuing hostilites, Kampferian relations with your nation can be restored.

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff