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OOC this is open, and it is for my deceased President *cough.BL.cough*

IC
Earlier today President J.R. Hasley was shot and killed by the BL Prime Minister at the San Deigo Peace conference. His funeral is at 12:00 noon on Monday the 18th of June (today)

Scedule-
11:00 guests are picked up from airport
12:00 funeral
2:00 wake
4:00 banquet
6:00 slideshow
8:00 guests are driven to airport

OOC this is come one come all by the way

OOC: just an interjection, isn't the wake before the funeral?

OOC: just an interjection, isn't the wake before the funeral?

i dont know, i just put it after

The People's Sovereign Republic

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Official Communiqué

Open Declaration:

British Londinium, despite our differences with Cazelia, intends on returning the corpse of the former President for the funeral. After, of course, his body is hung in a Londinian public square, thrown in a giant blender so that we may truly "liquidate" him, and doused in petrol and lit on fire.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, MP
Prime Minister of British Londinium

The People's Sovereign Republic

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Official Communiqué

Open Declaration:

British Londinium, despite our differences with Cazelia, intends on returning the corpse of the former President for the funeral. After, of course, his body is hung in a Londinian public square, thrown in a giant blender so that we may truly "liquidate" him, and doused in petrol and lit on fire.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, MP
Prime Minister of British Londinium

just give me the body

will anyone come?

Official Governmental Communique from Descartesland Central Control

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Due to other pressing matters in our nation (our national football league has some tune up matches), no representative from Descartesland is free to attend your President's funeral.

Please be assured, we will send flowers.

On a more official note, Descartesland opens its doors to both Cazelia and British Londinium if they wish a neutral land to negotiate.

Officially Signed:
Mr. Altair Remenhov
Assistant to the Assistant Director of Foreign Ministry
Descartesland

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]Official Letter From The President Of Czechomany

To Whom It May Concern,

I am Pleased to let you know that President Sage Naumann or Czechomany will be attending the funeral. We also give you all of our thanks for the support your former president gave us. We hope to see you soon.

Sincerely,
Sage Naumann
President
Czechomany

we will pick your delegates up at the aiport at 11:00 in the morning

i dont know, i just put it after
OOC
the Wake can be before the funeral or after it ,i should know been to both kinds

OOC
the Wake can be before the funeral or after it ,i should know been to both kinds

i've only been to one kind and it was after

i've only been to one kind and it was after
OOC
thats the best one get drunk and tell stories or lucky which sometime happens

President Mel watson will attend the funeral.

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CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC OF ROTOVIA
OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT COMMUNIQUE

TO: The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, Prime Minister of British Londinium
FROM: The Hon. Lady Julia Aptiva, Vice President of Rotovia
SUBJECT: Corpse of the late J.R. Hasley

In accordance with all rules of moral and ethical decency government the protocol of discourse between sovereign nations, we the people of Rotovia must insist the body of the late President of Cazelia be returned for respectful internment to his native land, without harm or desecration

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Senator Julia Aptiva
Vice President of Rotovia
Member for Forde-Rothfeild

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The Socialist Kingdom of Kopparbergs

Official communication to the Empire of Cazelia

First we want to tell you that we're sorry for the loss of your President. Secondly we want to tell you that our Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Åke Stålhandske, were on the scene were your president choose to be executed to save your country. Because of that, Mr. Stålhandske feels that he should attend to the funeral.

On behalf of Mr. Stålhandske
The Department of Foreign Affairs

Official Proclamation from the Empire of the Wolf

President J.R. Hasley acted in a disgraceful manner entirely unbecoming of an international diplomat, though I should have expected no less from the behaviour of the Cazelians when Storm-General Beckenbauer attempted to end the war between Cazelia and Atopiana and was promptly physically assaulted for his efforts.

If nothing else, hopefully this will lead to an improvement upon the behaviour of the Cazelian Diplomatic Corps.

Oh, I'm also sending a bunch of flowers for the coffin and my phone number for his widow.

Emperor Ianovich I

Pax Lupum!

British Londinium, despite our differences with Cazelia, intends on returning the corpse of the former President for the funeral. After, of course, his body is hung in a Londinian public square, thrown in a giant blender so that we may truly "liquidate" him, and doused in petrol and lit on fire.



Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky, former President of Allanea, now enterpreneur and leader of the Allanean military, would like to ask his friends in British Londinium not to blend the body of the Cazelian President.

Rather, he would like to first buy his skull for $500,000 and make it into a cup.

Of course he also find the act of execution itself 'mildly cool'.

Upon hearing of the Allanean's request, Minister of Justice Andrew Swan merely shrugged, had Hasley's head chopped off and sent to Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky. The decapitated body was promptly blended into a fine, smooth, rich smoothie.

When the jug that contained the blended remains was finally sent back to Cazelia, they would find a small note attached which said:

What a delicious smoothie. I tried a sip (just one!) and, my god, it was delicious. I couldn't help it. But, I promise, I used my own straw.

~T.R. Smith, Londinian customs official

OOC: Isn't Cazelia under occupation atm?

OOC: I wouldn't know. My nation killed his president in return for not invading, so...

OOC: Is it a socialist nation, btw?

IC:

Message from Alexander KAzansky

Thanks. I will have this skull made into a nice cup.

*boo hoo*

I'll just send flowers... is that alright?

Official Proclamation from the Empire of the Wolf

President J.R. Hasley acted in a disgraceful manner entirely unbecoming of an international diplomat, though I should have expected no less from the behaviour of the Cazelians when Storm-General Beckenbauer attempted to end the war between Cazelia and Atopiana and was promptly physically assaulted for his efforts.

If nothing else, hopefully this will lead to an improvement upon the behaviour of the Cazelian Diplomatic Corps.

Oh, I'm also sending a bunch of flowers for the coffin and my phone number for his widow.

Emperor Ianovich I

Pax Lupum!
He hit the Storm General after his family was killed and he went berserk
and thanks for the flowers


*boo hoo*

I'll just send flowers... is that alright?

yes, it is

President Mel watson will attend the funeral.

he will be picked up at 11:00 in the morning

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The Socialist Kingdom of Kopparbergs

Official communication to the Empire of Cazelia

First we want to tell you that we're sorry for the loss of your President. Secondly we want to tell you that our Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Åke Stålhandske, were on the scene were your president choose to be executed to save your country. Because of that, Mr. Stålhandske feels that he should attend to the funeral.

On behalf of Mr. Stålhandske
The Department of Foreign Affairs

thank you. if Hasley would have been alive to recive this message he would be proud.
he will be picked up at the airport a 11:00 in the morning