NationStates Jolt Archive

The billionth person in Aurum Domus was born late last night in Evermore Hospital in Uber Prodigium. The baby, a girl named Lindsay Jackson, is the first daughter of Lieutenant Jake Jackson of the ADMC and Officer Rebecca Jackson, a weapons technician at AMI. He recently returned from a tour of duty in Vetaka where his unit helped restore the government to power after a rebellion. The family was awarded with a comemoration medal and a citation from the High General.

To: Aurum Domus
From: The Errikan Empire

We send our best congratulations to you regarding this major population milestone. A private Errikan organization which concerns itself with such matters is sending the family a fine giftbasket, including a fine ham and a certificate. Also, they will provide a scholarship for Ms. Jackson when she comes of age.

The Free Empire of New Vantania wishes to officially congratulate our good allies on this milestone. One hundred thousand Universal Standard Dollars has been sent to the lucky family.

We would like to give a $500 gift certificate to Applebees to the lucky family.

There were parties going on last night in the districts of Gove, Dina and Besk of Western Honako, nearby the capital of Liche.

Ever since the shocking and destructive war in Honako and the aftermath of it Aurum Domus was, and still is, regarded as one of Honako's closest allies. This close friendship brought people migration and these small districts process some of the largest Aurum Domus population majority in the country.

Parties to celebrate the birth of the one billionth citizen of Honako's diplomatic friend raged all night in these areas, plus in some of the major cities. The three districts governors came together to announce that the day will be forever known in these areas as "Lindsay Jackson Day" and every year will be marked by a small parade.

The government made little fuss over the event, but the Deputy Head Commissioner for Foreign Affairs made a statement saying "We are pleased to see our ally grow in power" and informed us that "the parents and family of Lindsay Jackson will receive free travelling rights to Honako for the rest of her life, plus her picture will be hung in the ceremoninal Honako Picture Garden in Jabero, which commerates great friends, people and leaders of Honako."

Aurum Domus High Command

We graciously thank the people of the world for these generous gifts.

The World Soviet Party will send the child a soviet flag and the complete works of Marx.

Yeah.

We congradulate you on this momentous occasion. Should your girl decide to study abroad, Kanami's colleges are always willing to give a special scholarship to the young girl. In the meantime, we give you a gift basket, including toys for the child, food for the whole family and a free plane tickets to Kanami, should you ever want to visit.