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We in the Republic of Fatahland will not tolerate the presence of the infidels in Hamasstan in this area!

We will fight!

We will persevere!

And we will defeat the Evil Infidel Zionist Collaborationist Pigdogs! Forward! To glory! Allah Aqbar!

We ask for all nations' assistance, and for the assistance of the global community, against the extremist, evil infidels! We will destroy them together! We will prevail!

I think you are a bit confused, the Hamas are NOT zionists...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionism

OOC: He never said they where like Hamastan. Plus when has extremist Middle eastern countries not called a country they dont like Zionist?

Session of the National Parliament

Presided by the President of Hamasstan, Head of the Council for National Happiness, Speaker of the National Parliament, Chief Justice of the Supreme Cheesaria Tribunal

His Excellency Kirduh al-Kaboom ibn Jihad

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"ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF DRIVING THE FATAH INTO THE SEA... SAY "AYE"!"

"AYE!"

"AYE!"

"NAY!"

*boom*

"AYE!"

"Motion passed. Next motion, regulation of metal scraps and shards content within fragmentation suicide belts for maximum victim optimisation. The floor goes to the Honourable Member of Parliament Shakhid Shakhalah ibn Hayeena."

Official Imperial Message

The Imperial Kingdom does not support extremism in any form..and must ask what these Hamasstan have done to merit support against them

Official Imperial Message

The Imperial Kingdom does not support extremism in any form..and must ask what these Hamasstan have done to merit support against them

Official Message by the Culture and Foreign Affairs Ministry

Don't listen to them. They are just a bunch of sore losers that can't take a beating without running crying for mommy and Winnie the Pooh. Besides, why team up with losers when you can hang out with winners?

Invest into Hamasstan now and contribute to making the world a so much cooler place to live in!


Yours truly,
Minister of Culture and Foreign Affairs
Jean de Lusignan
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The Ghasa Explomart Inc. is proud to be associated with the Press Secretariat of the Culture and Foreign Affairs Ministry.

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The Hamasstan Tourism Association is a proud partner of the Culture and Foreign Affairs ministry! Hamasstan, experience wild beauty!

In the meanwhile, in Fatahland, the Martyrs began to prepare for combat.

Soldiers with AK-47's filled the firing ranges, holding their rifles high above their heads, spraying lead and steel in the vague direction of their targets, on which the pictures of Hamasstani infidels were drawn.

Sometimes, some of the rounds would somehow find their way outside the firing range, injuring some passers-by. Perhaps it was because the backstop was made of cardboard – there was no way of knowing, and anyway Defense Minister Nasralla Vshtani denied any such thing. "Our training facilities are completely safe and environmentally-friendly. Besides, anybody accidentally killed while training to kill infidels will obviously ascend to paradise."

ooc: Holy Shit LMFAO!!!! fatahlan.. hamasstan?! ROFL!!


I love it!

5 bucks that they are the same nation.
And yeah, a sweatdrop is currently coming down the back of my head.

5 bucks that they are the same nation.
And yeah, a sweatdrop is currently coming down the back of my head.

Official Statement by the Council of National Happiness

Wrong! Now hand in the dough!

Hamasstan was here since times immemorial when infidel dynasaurs roamed the country side and oppressed the One True Faith! Until the All Mighty sent a Hamas martyr that blew all the infidels up, paving the way for the One True Faith to spread over the world! Or at least parts of it. For now.

Fatahland, however, is just a bunch of junkies that had a joint too much and now think that they are all mighty and powerful and stuff. Go back into your sewers, we say! Go smoke rat fur!

Respectfully yours,
Council of National Happiness
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Village of Bakka al Debilya, Fatahland

The nuclear missile was ready. It was, in essence, an ancient, rust-covered nuclear device stolen from a foreign arsenal (possibly from Clandonia), strapped to a brand-new MiG-17 which the Chief Engineer of Socialist Fatahland, Mahmud al-Baran, had equipped with remote control and mounted on a long launch rail.

Mahmud and his aides were only a dozen meters away from the launch site, sitting in a brand-new executive car – a Ninth Model Zhiguli in luxurious black. Next to the car stood Beshara ibn-al-Bang, the Glorious Minister of Defense.

A camera was pointed at his face.

“And now, we will unleash Righterous Justice on the Zionist Infidel of Hamasstan! We are now unleashing God’s Own Hammer, his Glorious nuclear Hammer of Justice! We will now fire our weapon at their capital! At my command! Allahu Aqbar! Fire!”

The impromptu nuclear missile sputtered, and at first it seemed it would not take off at all. And yet take off it did, speeding away from the shore as fast as the MiG’s engines would take it – not very fast, that is.

20 kilometers away from the shore, the straps that held the atomic device in place loosened, and it dropped free. Seconds later, it sunk into the waters. There was no explosion.

But it seemed as if the release of the 3-ton monster has done something to the first FATAH nuclear missile. Perhaps it was something with the controls. Certainly it was something with the trajectory.

“Merciful Allah! Look, Mahmud! It is coming back! IT IS COMING BACK!”

Top Secret Bunker beneath the Ministry of Warrorism that Nobody Knows About

"Do we have anti-ballistic missile defences?" Minister Ismayil Shaakhed asked the General Staff of the National Army at the emergency reunion in the Top Secret Bunker beneath the Ministry of Warrorism that Nobody Knows About. The live broadcast from Fatahland was not encouraging.

There was a moment of silence as the members of the General Staff blinked beneath their ski masks. The officers looked at each other in complete silence. Then they all simoultaneously erupted into laughter, some banging their heads against the desk, some rolling on the floor.

"I guess not," the Minister sighed, looking at the live broadcast. And then the situation drastically changed. Apparently the All Mighty decided the Fatah missile was far too uncool and sent it back. This time, the Minister joined his General Staff in rolling on the floor laughing his guts out hysterically.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR LARRY WILLIAMS
We wish these two nations come to some sort of meeting table where their differences can be talked about and overcome. If not, we will be forced to bring in peacekeeping forces to keep the boarder between your two nations clear. I don't want this to come to military force, but if my fellow Ministersin the Imperial Cabinet and I are forced to make this decision, then we will.

We wish these two nations come to some sort of meeting table where their differences can be talked about and overcome. If not, we will be forced to bring in peacekeeping forces to keep the boarder between your two nations clear. I don't want this to come to military force, but if my fellow Ministersin the Imperial Cabinet and I are forced to make this decision, then we will.

Official Responce from the Culture and Foreign Affairs Ministry

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, All Mighty be praised... hahahaha... oooooof... Okay. Time for a responce now. Dear Mr Williams, we deem your tone unfriendly and... and... BWAHAHAHA!

Wait, you didn't actually type that in, did you? You did? Oh All Mighty! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am going to attain martyrdom the wrong way! Hahahahahahaa! Oh, help me... AND STOP TYPING! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Yours,
Minister of Culture and Foreign Affairs
Jean de Lusignan
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Official Responce from the Culture and Foreign Affairs Ministry

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, All Mighty be praised... hahahaha... oooooof... Okay. Time for a responce now. Dear Mr Williams, we deem your tone unfriendly and... and... BWAHAHAHA!

Wait, you didn't actually type that in, did you? You did? Oh All Mighty! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am going to attain martyrdom the wrong way! Hahahahahahaa! Oh, help me... AND STOP TYPING! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Yours,
Minister of Culture and Foreign Affairs
Jean de Lusignan


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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR LARRY WILLIAMS
If you really wish to tempt us, then you should prepare for over 1 Million strong of the Shazbotdom Marine Corps. Why don't you listen to reason and actually come to a table and discuss the issues that you have with this other nation instead of jump to war? That would be the most logical thing to do.

Beshara Ibn-Al-Bang appears on the screen. He is bandaged heavily, and wears multiple criss-crossed band-aids on his face.

"Allah Aqbar, my noble listeners. Truly, the Lord is Great, and Mercyful too, for I have survived a strike by the mighty AH-1 missile – it has been hacked by the Hamasstani extremist Zionist Capitalist Infidels! And yet the Lord is Mercyful, and there has not been a nuclear explosion – we believe it is because the infidels that sold us the nuclear device have sold us a faulty one! They shall burn in hell! Anyway… to the leaders of Shazbotdom, we say – we wish peace! Send your marines! Let them pacify Hamasstan by the sword! Let them bring democracy, and destruction, and Burger Kings to Hamasstan! Forward, Shazbotdian Warriors!"

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Stance of the Dictorial Republic of Sumer

We must echo the calls of Shazbotdom here and call both sides to a peace table. Unnessecary bloodshed would be bad for both nations. We will also echo the threat of forced peace if need be. We would like to see both parties come to the peace table through choice, but if both parties must be forced to that table against their will, it will be better then having to crush a conflict through invasion and forced dissarmament and occupation.

- Head of State, Dictator of Sumer, Servant of Inanna,
Ridingir Kisikil Ninatuma

If you really wish to tempt us, then you should prepare for over 1 Million strong of the Shazbotdom Marine Corps. Why don't you listen to reason and actually come to a table and discuss the issues that you have with this other nation instead of jump to war? That would be the most logical thing to do.

Official Responce from the Culture and Foreign Affairs Ministry

The most logical thing to do for the whatever authority that rules Shazbotdom is to sit down and think. Think why a small, humble, yet totally awesome nation is not afraid of them. Not an ounce.

But we are ready to show good will and be very cool. As such, we are ready to meet a delegation from Fatahland in Ghasa. Of course, they shall be subject to a full cavity search to prevent them from bringing in any weapons what so ever, then subject to X-ray scans, a tongue wash with soap and a spank because they are just very, very bad, naughty boys.

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....Major Mahmut........... and ........Doctor Durbat

The proper operations shall be undertaken by Major Mahmut, who is the head of the Special Interrogations Unit of the National Army, and Doctor Durbat, who was the head of research at our top secret nuclear research facility until... there was an little tiny witsy bitsy accident. Today he works in a slightly different capacity...

Yours,
Minister of Culture and Foreign Affairs
Jean de Lusignan
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Top Secret Bunker beneath the Ministry of Warrorism that Nobody Knows About

"You are absolutely one hundred percent certain that we have paid all the protection fees to the Labarums?"

"Yes, Sir."

"We had no delay in transfering all the shinies?"

"Nope. We also transferred all the women in time."

Ismayil blinked as a moment of silence befell on the chamber.

"They actually want our women?" The very idea seemed very strange and bizarre, considering Hamasstani girls won Miss Ugliverse rewards every single year.

"Yeah, some genetic experiments or something. Their pharmaceutical industry thinks that if they make them pretty, then they can make anyone pretty and, thus, take over the universal market. With no success so far, so they end up feeding them to those carnivorous forests of theirs."

Another moment of silence.

"You mean their carnivorous forests actually eat our women?"

"From what I last heard, yeah. But it's top secret information. They're supposed to be all human rights loving and all. Well, technically. I don't know."

I have tons of Ak-47

Would you like along with ammo

The People's Sovereign Republic

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Official Communiqué

Open Declaration:

British Londinium will not stand for further warring between these two militant factions any longer. You have forty eight hours to begin peaceful negotiations, or else you will find both your nations occupied by a peacekeeping force numbering in the millions.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, MP
Prime Minister of British Londinium

The People's Sovereign Republic

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Official Communiqué

Open Declaration:

British Londinium will not stand for further warring between these two militant factions any longer. You have forty eight hours to begin peaceful negotiations, or else you will find both your nations occupied by a peacekeeping force numbering in the millions.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Sir Alistair Davidson, MP
Prime Minister of British Londinium

Come now why wait why don't we send them now?

Come now why wait why don't we send them now?

Official Responce by the Ministry of Warrorism

The brave nation of Cebumopolis, instead of provoking other countries into sacrificing their soldiers, should instead send its own cannon fodder to the Hamassian Archipelago. We assure you, they shall be given a very, very warm greeting. The Sacred Bombs No Tactics (SBNT) units of the National Army shall be happy to show them around.

Yours,
Minister of Warrorism
Ismayil Shaakhed al-Loukum ibn Rahat
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Imperial Republic Communique

The Imperial Republic of Pyschotika, at this present time, sees no valid reason for foreign intervention. The war between Fatahland and Hamasstan is purely that, a war. We do not see things such as genocide, and we do not see the useage of WMDs, and such we do not believe it is just for any nation to get involved to the point of troop level. We shall remain vigilant in our neutral watch, and will intervene when we deem necissary.

Sincerely,
Minister of International Affairs Hiraguchi Saito

Imperial Republic Communique

The Imperial Republic of Pyschotika, at this present time, sees no valid reason for foreign intervention. The war between Fatahland and Hamasstan is purely that, a war. We do not see things such as genocide, and we do not see the useage of WMDs, and such we do not believe it is just for any nation to get involved to the point of troop level. We shall remain vigilant in our neutral watch, and will intervene when we deem necissary.

Sincerely,
Minister of International Affairs Hiraguchi Saito


Official Responce by the President of Hamasstan

Well, technically and apart from Fatahland launching boomerang missiles, there is no fighting what so ever. They are just too dumb to invade (they would have to learn how to use a map first) and we don't need their basket weaving manufacturies with child slave labour and weed plantations tended to by suicidal emo penguins.

Fatah just wants our women, because theirs are uglier. BUT THEY SHALL NOT HAVE THEM! IF NEED BE WE SHALL CRUSH THE INFIDELS WITH THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!

Thank you for your attention,
President of Hamasstan,
Head of Council of National Happiness,
Speaker of the National Parliament,
Chief Justice of the Supreme Cheesaria Court,
Kirduh al-Kaboom ibn-Jihad
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Stance of the Dictorial Republic of Sumer

We must echo the calls of Shazbotdom here and call both sides to a peace table. Unnessecary bloodshed would be bad for both nations. We will also echo the threat of forced peace if need be. We would like to see both parties come to the peace table through choice, but if both parties must be forced to that table against their will, it will be better then having to crush a conflict through invasion and forced dissarmament and occupation.

- Head of State, Dictator of Sumer, Servant of Inanna,
Ridingir Kisikil Ninatuma


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Stance of the National Parliament of the Awesome Republic of Hamasstan

The National Parliament is grateful for the great and intelligent input by the Sumerians. However, old beans, we must say that your flag is a war crime against vexillology... vexiroflogy... uhm. One of those. Flag making stuff! Admire our own flag and see how great it is and make your flag like ours!

- National Parliament
List of 143 signatures
BOOOOOM!
Amended list of 138,5 signatures

OOC: And I can now post without moderator review! Wooo! Celebration time!

OOC:
Before I take this any further. I would like any maps of your nations and some information.

Do either of your nations boarder an ocean?
What is the topography like?
What is your Army made up of (ie, weapons, personel, etc.)?
Do you have an Air Force?
Do you have a Navy?
If you have a coast, what is your shoreline defence like?

Answering these will help to get this RP going better.

hehe will do hamasstan will do