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The Blubs Secure Old Hataria (MT, teh WAR!)

The Blub Colony
15-06-2007, 22:13
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The Blubs had clearly marked their claims in words. Ignored, they had been forced to mark it with a lime green sharpie. And now.. they would secure that chunk of old Hataria.

The first hint were the dozens of ships on the horizon approaching from the north-west. Mostly amphibious assault ships with a smattering of escort carriers and real warships just to make things look official.

Leaping from the decks of the Wasp Class assault ships were helicopters. These bore the golden shield design of the 3rd Armored Cavalry on their noses, and megahorns for weaponry. They zoomed inland. The megaphones clicked on, and began to broadcast in English, Chinese and Japanese.

This land is Blub now! You must vacate the territory immedietly. Vacate the territory! Move east. This land is Blub now!

Over and over, the megaphones repeated this message, driving the former citizens of Hataria eastwards into other folks' territory where they won't be a bother to the Blubs.

On the beach, a single LST beached itself. A Blub infantryman stepped down and planted a green flag. Hurrah!
Vetalia
15-06-2007, 22:26
OOC: Sharpies do allow you to write out loud.

Ministry of State

As previously mentioned, please refrain from damaging or dismantling the construction equipment belonging to Vetalia or the Vetalian-Hatarian Reconstruction Corporation. It is clearly marked and registered with the Ministries of State and Economic Development in Vetalia City. Any and all claims or problems regarding the situation can be resolved by contacting these ministries.

Other than that, the invasion can proceed as planned. We would like to construct a fueling and supply station for our naval base somewhere on the continent, so if the opportunity arises we are open for negotiations.

Regards,
Valerian Kosyachenko, Proconsul, Ministry of State
Axis Nova
15-06-2007, 22:27
You do realize that at least one thread like this was locked already due to being a gloating thread?
Cravan
15-06-2007, 22:56
You do realize that at least one thread like this was locked already due to being a gloating thread?

OOC: You do realise that, until such a time comes if at all, this thread is considered IC and it is therefore proper etiquitte to mark OOC posts as such?
Vontanas
15-06-2007, 22:57
OOC: This thread is legitimate. The other one was attacking every nation with nuclear fire SLBMs to purify the land of Hataria, which was pretty much a thinly veiled OOC flame of Hataria.
The PeoplesFreedom
15-06-2007, 23:00
New Prussian Communication
We welcome our friends, the blubs, do that area of Hataria, but we will ask the blubs to steer clear of NPE territory.
Wanderjar
15-06-2007, 23:03
New Prussian Communication
We welcome our friends, the blubs, do that area of Hataria, but we will ask the blubs to steer clear of NPE territory.

Though I believe that the NPE has good relations with the Blub Empire, I wish to second that notion.