NationStates Jolt Archive

"Hello everyone around the world, I'm Lauren Lee, with Kanami New Network, our first story of the day, The Mozilla Branch in Kanami which handles all business relations in Kanami has chosen a new spokes person to represent Mozilla Firefox Explorer for Kanami. Emily Sune, a Kitsune (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Foxgirl) refugee who has recently become a Kanami citizen has been hired as spokesperson for the company. Kanami branch CEO Ben Revier felt she was perfect for it."

"Besides the obvious fact she is a foxgirl she has a youthful beauty about her, with out having to be over the top and sluty for that fact. She has a great personality and she screams in a way buy our product." *chuckle*

"Besides the fact she makes for a sales person and mascot, Revier feels hiring a Kitsune sets a posotive example for FireFox and Kanami."

"I don't want to come off as hiring as a form of polotical correctness but I think hiring Ms. Sune is a good way of trying to end discrimination and to treat everyone like they would want to be treated. We show Mozilla doesn't discriminate and that we are the welcoming country where you can prosper that we have said we are."

"Ms. Sune's paycheck is a confidental matter and can not be disclosed. Up next what will our weather be like? Stay tuned

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/AShadow17/Firefox.jpg

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"She's hot, I'm getting Firefox NAO!"

--Random Soviet Citizen

The shipment will arrive at your door in 2-3 weeks. Thank you for your purchase

FireFox

Sir James Irvine was outraged. Tossing the advertisement to one side he looked at the other Board members.

"Kanami dares accuse us of creating hybrid monstrosities, and then one of its corporations goes around hiring the bloody things under the guise of equal ops! And what's more, they've clearly breached the copyright of our own product, DireFox!"

Looking at Lord Gallows, Director of the Legal Department, he scowled. "Slap a lawsuit on them and ring them for every penny they have. We will teach Kanami again the lessons of triffling in the affairs of LifeWyze."

(OOC: This post really doesn't serve any purpose, I just felt like doing it. *Grins*)

(OOC: okay)

FireFox offically counter sues for liable against our coorperation. We'll see you in court!