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TV Tangalee Building, Tangalee, Hataria.

"WE NEED A NEW SHOW FAST!" The CEO of TV Tangalee said, More like Yelled, "RATEINGS ARE FALLING MORE THEN THE KING OF QUESTERS PANTS!" The others looked at The Yelling CEO, "Well, Sir," one Blue Collor Berucrat said, "We have a idea for a Show about Puppies...." BANG!, one Blue Collor Worker dead, "SEND HIS FAMILY A BASKET!" The CEO yelled "I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! WE WILL MAKE A SHOW ABOUT SOMEONE FIGHTIN AROUND THE WORLD! AND I KNOW WHO!"

Imperial Palace

"Russell-sama," a maid said, "Letter for you." the Maid soon came up The The Bedroom door....and sliped the Letter under The Door and ran.

TV Tangalee Building, Tangalee, Hataria.

"WE NEED A NEW SHOW FAST!" The CEO of TV Tangalee said, More like Yelled, "RATEINGS ARE FALLING MORE THEN THE KING OF QUESTERS PANTS!" The others looked at The Yelling CEO, "Well, Sir," one Blue Collor Berucrat said, "We have a idea for a Show about Puppies...." BANG!, one Blue Collor Worker dead, "SEND HIS FAMILY A BASKET!" The CEO yelled "I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! WE WILL MAKE A SHOW ABOUT SOMEONE FIGHTIN AROUND THE WORLD! AND I KNOW WHO!"

Imperial Palace

"Russell-sama," a maid said, "Letter for you." the Maid soon came up The The Bedroom door....and sliped the Letter under The Door and ran.


"How the ell' do you think you are! At's roight you!"

Russel assumed a sterotypical austrailain fighting stance, keeping his fists in motion.

"Godamn smartass, ill teach ye' ta mess with me!"

And with that, he send a fist into his bedroom mirror shattereing it too pieces. It was after that, that he noticed a note on the floor. He picked it up, and read it slowly, his vision somewhat blurry from the previous nights bar fight.

"Whats all dis den? These rich bastard insult me?? Russell??? Well ill show them!"

He once again assumed the fighting satnce, kicking his door down, and running down the hall. A main was on her way with a tray, juggling the various plates with great delicasy.

"Oh, Russell-San, your tea is ready, if you will ju-"

"WHY DONT YA MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS YA SCROTOM!"

And with that he sent a fist into her face, following it up with another jab too the stomach. Satisfied by the site of the unconcious maid, he ran downstairs, his fists ready.

Several hundred steps, and unconcious maids and butlers later, Russell was at the TV Tangalee headquarters, which was in walking distance of his palace.

He smashed through the glass front door, being stormed by secuirty at the sight. He threw pucnhes, hurled guards over his head, and jabbed his way through 15 of them.

"YOU FOIGHT LIKE NEW AUSHANS YA BERRIES!!"

HE spat at the bodies of the bloodied guards. He puffed out his chest, and approached the woman behind the desk. He forfitted the formal appraoch, and grabbed her by the scruff of her neck.

"Ew' the hell do ye' think yar'??"

The lady was frozen with fear.

"My privacy is my....solitude! Ya dont disturb Russell solitude ya testicle!"

He then set her down gently, and looked at her.....followed by a flurry of punches into her.

He then marched up the stairs, punching and picking up anyone unlucky enough too be using the stairs at the time. He made his way too the board room, smashing it down. He approached the chief exceutive, picking him up by his shirt collar.

"WHO THE HELL DO YA THINK YA ARE????"

"How the ell' do you think you are! At's roight you!"

Russel assumed a sterotypical austrailain fighting stance, keeping his fists in motion.

"Godamn smartass, ill teach ye' ta mess with me!"

And with that, he send a fist into his bedroom mirror shattereing it too pieces. It was after that, that he noticed a note on the floor. He picked it up, and read it slowly, his vision somewhat blurry from the previous nights bar fight.

"Whats all dis den? These rich bastard insult me?? Russell??? Well ill show them!"

He once again assumed the fighting satnce, kicking his door down, and running down the hall. A main was on her way with a tray, juggling the various plates with great delicasy.

"Oh, Russell-San, your tea is ready, if you will ju-"

"WHY DONT YA MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS YA SCROTOM!"

And with that he sent a fist into her face, following it up with another jab too the stomach. Satisfied by the site of the unconcious maid, he ran downstairs, his fists ready.

Several hundred steps, and unconcious maids and butlers later, Russell was at the TV Tangalee headquarters, which was in walking distance of his palace.

He smashed through the glass front door, being stormed by secuirty at the sight. He threw pucnhes, hurled guards over his head, and jabbed his way through 15 of them.

"YOU FOIGHT LIKE NEW AUSHANS YA BERRIES!!"

HE spat at the bodies of the bloodied guards. He puffed out his chest, and approached the woman behind the desk. He forfitted the formal appraoch, and grabbed her by the scruff of her neck.

"Ew' the hell do ye' think yar'??"

The lady was frozen with fear.

"My privacy is my....solitude! Ya dont disturb Russell solitude ya testicle!"

He then set her down gently, and looked at her.....followed by a flurry of punches into her.

He then marched up the stairs, punching and picking up anyone unlucky enough too be using the stairs at the time. He made his way too the board room, smashing it down. He approached the chief exceutive, picking him up by his shirt collar.

"WHO THE HELL DO YA THINK YA ARE????"


"AH!, JUST THE GUY I NEED FOR MY NEW SHOW!" the CEO yelled, "WHO DO YOU LIKE TO STAR IN YOUR OWN SHOW?"

"AH!, JUST THE GUY I NEED FOR MY NEW SHOW!" the CEO yelled, "WHO DO YOU LIKE TO STAR IN YOUR OWN SHOW?"

Russell threw the chronically shouting man across the board room table assuming his classic fightin stance.

"Oye so ya wanna foight do ya? Think ya can take me ya little buggars?"

He threw a punch into an excecutives eyes, picking up another, and throwing him out of the window.

"C'mon then, ya'll just gunna stand there, or are ye' gunna foight??"

Russell threw the chronically shouting man across the board room table assuming his classic fightin stance.

"Oye so ya wanna foight do ya? Think ya can take me ya little buggars?"

He threw a punch into an excecutives eyes, picking up another, and throwing him out of the window.

"C'mon then, ya'll just gunna stand there, or are ye' gunna foight??"


"He is Great!"

"He is Mad!"

"HE IS MY KIND OF GUY!"

The Board Members soon said "YOU ARE GOOD FOR YOUR ONW SHOW!"

Back at the Palace

General Sango Nakagishima (概要の珊瑚のNakagishima) was walking down the Hall when She saw the maids and butlers knocked out.

"Oh Great!" She said "RUSSELL'S ON THE LOSE AGAIN!"

Back at TV Tangalee

"Here is Beer."

"Have Some Saki!"

"BOXING GLOVES!"

"Women from The North!"

the Board Members were soon giveing Russell everything to get him on Their (Now HIS) Show, which was to be called "Russell Nakagishima: Fightin' Around The World" (ラッセルNakagishima: 世界中の戦い)

"He is Great!"

"He is Mad!"

"HE IS MY KIND OF GUY!"

The Board Members soon said "YOU ARE GOOD FOR YOUR ONW SHOW!"

Back at the Palace

General Sango Nakagishima (概要の珊瑚のNakagishima) was walking down the Hall when She saw the maids and butlers knocked out.

"Oh Great!" She said "RUSSELL'S ON THE LOSE AGAIN!"

Back at TV Tangalee

"Here is Beer."

"Have Some Saki!"

"BOXING GLOVES!"

"Women from The North!"

the Board Members were soon giveing Russell everything to get him on Their (Now HIS) Show, which was to be called "Russell Nakagishima: Fightin' Around The World" (ラッセルNakagishima: 世界中の戦い)


*hic* ill tell ye' mates.....dis.....dis.....*hic* dis....is a great idea.....I love foightin....... and I love.....doing dis.....

He swerved sideways, punching an excecutive in the throat, followed by drunken laughter.


"oorite mates.....*hic*.....Ill do it!!! I LOVE FOIGHTIN!!!"

*hic* ill tell ye' mates.....dis.....dis.....*hic* dis....is a great idea.....I love foightin....... and I love.....doing dis.....

He swerved sideways, punching an excecutive in the throat, followed by drunken laughter.


"oorite mates.....*hic*.....Ill do it!!! I LOVE FOIGHTIN!!!"

"YAY!" the Boradmembers said "FOIGHTIN!" and soon everyone started Punching, Kicking and Biteing Each other.