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Introducing, the last cooking appliance you will ever need to buy!!!
The Phoenix Dynamix Compact Combination Cook Station
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The Phoenix Dynamix Compact Combination Cook Station features:
4 burner electric range
2 slot adjustable bagel and bread toaster
deep fat fryer which can be converted into a mini pancake griddle / "george foreman" style grill
under the range combo oven/broiler/convection oven
over the range combo microwave/light/toaster oven + dual exhaust fan and lighting system!
self leveling base
easy to use combination digital and analog controls
You would have to buy at least 6 separate appliances to do the job of the Phoenix Dynamix Compact Combination Cook Station, but its not much bigger than conventional kitchen setups.
Prices: base model(all metal):$1,600
wood grain panels with stainless accents: add $500
natural gas/propane conversion: add $900

Orders of 192,000 units or more will receive a shipping discount!

The spokesman of domestic goods for Univeral Goods & Services, Inc. entered the council room, clearing his throat and speaking to his bosses.

"We could use a new superiour stove to sell to the masses. This particualar area has had no advancement since Old Vantania, and people are still using old outdated communist stoves! This could be the turning point in finally beating Buy & Sell, Inc! What say you?"

The council approved the idea, and authorized the purchase of 250,000 Compact Combination Cook Stations. The money will be wired upon confirmation.

Several Months Later

The CEO of Buy & Sell, Inc. watched one of his rivals commercials. He then spoke to the corporate council the next day.

"We have to jump onto the band wagon before Universal Goods & Services beats us in the kitchen department! We can't afford to be behind! Buy now, before it's to late!"

Buy & Sell, Inc. has authorized the purchase of 200,000 Compact Combination Cook Stations. The money will be wired upon confirmation.

Orders confirmed. 3 ships are already on their way to Vontanas with the cook station units. The shipping charge has been cut by 20% for the large orders!

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ummmmm......ok......
you're an arms manufacuring company and you're selling kitchen appliances?
wow, have i really been gone that long?

ummmmm......ok......
you're an arms manufacuring company and you're selling kitchen appliances?
wow, have i really been gone that long?

Phoenix Dynamix has been making more than weapons for quite some time.
Today, Phoenix Dynamix is in to much more than aircraft, ships, tanks and guns. Each division of Phoenix Dynamix INC is actually an organic limited liability company (LLC) with its own separate management and employees, although the CEO and many of the other top executive positions are held by the same men across all of the separate divisions/companies. With over 50 divisions, Phoenix Dynamix is a major force in all aspects of industry and business. They have built skyscrapers, bridges, canals, embassies, cars, civilian aircraft, trucks, subways, maglev trains, spacecraft, rockets, airports, amusement parks and dozens of other things. They have vast mining and lumber operations and own large amounts of farmland and produce a sizable amount of processed foods as well. Actually, Phoenix Dynamix is larger (population and land wise) some countries!
Just a small sample of our divisions and brands can be found here:
List of Phoenix Dynamix Divisions (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/List_of_Phoenix_Dynamix_Divisions)

Introducing, the last cooking appliance you will ever need to buy!!!
The Phoenix Dynamix Compact Combination Cook Station

The Phoenix Dynamix Compact Combination Cook Station features:
4 burner electric range
2 slot adjustable bagel and bread toaster
deep fat fryer which can be converted into a mini pancake griddle / "george foreman" style grill
under the range combo oven/broiler/convection oven
over the range combo microwave/light/toaster oven + dual exhaust fan and lighting system!
self leveling base
easy to use combination digital and analog controls
You would have to buy at least 6 separate appliances to do the job of the Phoenix Dynamix Compact Combination Cook Station, but its not much bigger than conventional kitchen setups.
Prices: base model(all metal):$1,600
wood grain panels with stainless accents: add $500
natural gas/propane conversion: add $900

OOC:

Would you like to join the Arsenal Cafe RP (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529208) I'm doing with my friend?

1. maybe, but can you please take the picture link out of your quote
2. Aren't sign ups closed already?
3. Do you want to buy some ovens for the arsenal cafe's kitchen ? :)

1. maybe, but can you please take the picture link out of your quote
2. Aren't sign ups closed already?
3. Do you want to buy some ovens for the arsenal cafe's kitchen ? :)

1) done
2) sign-ups are always open that way more customers can come in at any time
3) I need weapons mcgeivered into kitchen tools and cool ideas on how to make dishes with the use of military weapons and procedure, preferable ones loaded with military puns. So far all my oven is is a giant brick building where lifestock is placed in as a ranger chucks incidentary grenades at it.

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OOC: Are you still posting on Arsenal Cafe? MY guy wants to buy.

OOC: He bought. :)

If you have retail stores that would like to set up a yearly delivery of these let us know.

If you have retail stores that would like to set up a yearly delivery of these let us know.

IC:

We do. :)

bump, new grill coming soon!

bump!