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Official Encrypted Corbournnian Communique to the Governments of Czech, Slovakia, and Hungary

Leader Jean-Marie DuBois would like to extend his hand in friendship toward your nations by requesting that you join our country. We can assure you that your leader will retain control of domestic affairs, and that your people will be able to keep their own national identity heritage. This is clearly demonstrated by the fact that, though Corbournne may be united, each region has its own unique culture and way of life. Please consider this proposal, as it is quite frankly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

(Sorry this is rushed. Anyone's open to RP the responses. {as long as AB says so})

(Guess this needs a bUmP!)

OOC: these are parts of my nation, so you will have to attack if you want them

OOC: these are parts of my nation, so you will have to attack if you want them

(Well, I didn't see you on the map. When did you make your claim?)

OOC: Yesterday :D. I can still respond if you want me to. But don't expect me to be nice.

OOC: Yesterday :D. I can still respond if you want me to. But don't expect me to be nice.

(Nah, I think I'll pass. :p)

Time to go find somewhere else to invade...

(You didn't claim Lichtenstein, did you, Kampf?)

Official Encrypted Corbournnian Communique to the Government of Lichtenstein

Leader Jean-Marie DuBois would like to extend his hand in friendship toward your nation by requesting that you join our country. We can assure you that your leader will retain control of domestic affairs, and that your people will be able to keep their own national identity heritage. This is clearly demonstrated by the fact that, though Corbournne may be united, each region has its own unique culture and way of life. Please consider this proposal, as it is quite frankly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

OOC: I'll answer...needs resistance anyway :P. Of course, Lichtenstein has 36,000 people and no military...

IC:

Official Response to the Corbournnian Realm

While the offer no doubt comes with plenty of attraction and positives, Lichtenstein is a small nation that already recieves plenty of corporate attention and economic success. We are very happy with our current progress and have no intention for our total sovereignty to be removed at the time.

Good Day,
-Lichtenstein Foreign Affairs

OOC: I'll answer...needs resistance anyway :P. Of course, Lichtenstein has 36,000 people and no military...

IC:

Official Response to the Corbournnian Realm

While the offer no doubt comes with plenty of attraction and positives, Lichtenstein is a small nation that already recieves plenty of corporate attention and economic success. We are very happy with our current progress and have no intention for our total sovereignty to be removed at the time.

Good Day,
-Lichtenstein Foreign Affairs

Official Encrypted Corbournnian Response

Very well. Thank you for your time.

In all reality, though, it was not "very well" for Leader Jean-Marie DuBois...

"Fuck! Who do they think they are? They think they can just turn down my respectable offer like that? I'll show them. Luc!"
"Yes, my president?"
"Order Mr. Vie to Liechtenstein, he'll know what to do."
"Yes, chancellor."

Mr. Christian Vie was the head or the La Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure (DGSE), or General Directorate of External Security. He and the Leader had already discussed what events would transpire pending Liechtenstein's refusal, and Christian was sure of success.

The plane fight went without issue, and the Corbournnian team was safely in the capital city of Vaduz. Once there, they went about their business. They made their way residence of Prince Hans-Adam II...

Vaduz

The visitors were not expected by the Prince's security forces-the Prince wasn't recieving any house calls at the moment-he was on "P.E. time", supposedly "personal events", but considered by the guards to "Pissing-off Everyone." It seemed about right-the Prince was flightly, and none of the guards particularly liked him.

However, it was pay, and they did their job. When the few visitors walked up, the guards were curteous.

"I'm sorry, but the Prince is not recieving anyone at this time," the leading security guard said, toting his FAMAS. "I'm not sure you're on the schedule, are you?"

Vaduz

The visitors were not expected by the Prince's security forces-the Prince wasn't recieving any house calls at the moment-he was on "P.E. time", supposedly "personal events", but considered by the guards to "Pissing-off Everyone." It seemed about right-the Prince was flightly, and none of the guards particularly liked him.

However, it was pay, and they did their job. When the few visitors walked up, the guards were curteous.

"I'm sorry, but the Prince is not recieving anyone at this time," the leading security guard said, toting his FAMAS. "I'm not sure you're on the schedule, are you?"

(Sorry, meant to respond right away, but then I remembered I didn't have cleats, and today was the first day of mini-camp so, yeah...)

As if ignoring what the guard had said, Mr. Vie spoke, "Certainly you wouldn't mind us relieving you of your duties for a few hours, would you gentlemen?" Once he was done speaking, he flipped open his suitcase, revealing stacks upon stacks of paper Corbourns (money).

OOC: Your camps started already? We don't start 'till the 20th at UVA.

IC:

The four security guards looked over the money. It was a lot...but they needed out at the same time.

"if you can secure us safe passage from here," the lead security guard motioned, "then it'll be well worth our relieval. That's probaly more than we're paid in a year-but it won't mean jack if we can't get outta here without getting shot if something drastic occurs."

OOC: Your camps started already? We don't start 'till the 20th at UVA.

IC:

The four security guards looked over the money. It was a lot...but they needed out at the same time.

"if you can secure us safe passage from here," the lead security guard motioned, "then it'll be well worth our relieval. That's probaly more than we're paid in a year-but it won't mean jack if we can't get outta here without getting shot if something drastic occurs."


(Yeah, high school here, though.)

Christian's response came in the form of a quick command, "Take one of our jeeps."

OOC: Ah, the good 'ole days when we defenders didn't get blasted by the powerhouse teams (I'm a redshirt soph for this upcoming year, so I got more to come, I guess)

IC:

The lead guard smiled, than took the suitcase handoff: "Good luck, then-if you're here to kill that bastard, you have all our blessings."

The four guards piled into the jeep, loading their guns in the back as the jeep roared off down the road.

OOC: Ah, the good 'ole days when we defenders didn't get blasted by the powerhouse teams (I'm a redshirt soph for this upcoming year, so I got more to come, I guess)

IC:

The lead guard smiled, than took the suitcase handoff: "Good luck, then-if you're here to kill that bastard, you have all our blessings."

The four guards piled into the jeep, loading their guns in the back as the jeep roared off down the road.

(:p)

"We'll see if it comes to that," Mr. Vie said to himself, after the guards had already departed.

The team of sixteen still had three jeeps: enough if they were willing to cram in on their escape. Now, leaving behind eight to guard the vehicles, Christian and seven others approached the entrance. Having not bothered to request the guards raise the gate, the squad instead easily climbed over the walls, and were safely within the confines of the Prince's residence. Mr. Vie ordered four of the group to survey the areas surrounding the keep to look for the prince, while he and the other three went directly to the main building.


(The ease of the entry is based on this:
http://www.schlapillon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Schloss%20Vaduz%20Private%20Entrance.jpg.JPG)

The building now was totally unguarded, and even better, there were only three people in it-the Prince, his wife, and 9-year old daughter. The two adults seemed to be off, and the girl stuck her head out the main door after noticing the three men walk up to the building.

The building now was totally unguarded, and even better, there were only three people in it-the Prince, his wife, and 9-year old daughter. The two adults seemed to be off, and the girl stuck her head out the main door after noticing the three men walk up to the building.

Mr. Vie whispered something to the other three, and then approached the girl. "Hello dear, have you ever ridden in a jeep before?" Christian asked in perfectly fluent German. While awaiting a response, he radioed the others to converge on his location.

The girl took a step back slightly, a look of confusion on her face: "Uh...no."