NationStates Jolt Archive

The Superior States shall be designing and creating new Armour and Weapons for our fellow nations. We shall negotiate a price.

:rolleyes: :sniper:

We believe in security and will not sell to known terrorist organizations.

Some examples of our work:

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/631/goldjk2.jpg
This amour is made out of a top secret material that is very confidential. It is completely resistant to almost all bullets and metals.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2298/redmy1.jpg
This amour is made out a special rubber that is processed and worked for a very long time. It will stop all things flying at it up to a very high speed.

We accept cash, bank transactions, and slaves as payment.

Your body armor is incredibly strong for something that looks like spandex...

It is made out of a material unknown to your third world country.

Any customers?

What are the prices of said items?

We would like to know your offer first.

so If i should shot at you 2nd type of armor as long as it wasn't going very fast, it would stop it even if the shell was the size of a fridge?

so If i should shot at you 2nd type of armor as long as it wasn't going very fast, it would stop it even if the shell was the size of a fridge?

Well, that would be in clear defiance of the laws of physics.

1/2 mv^2 = 1/2 kx^2

Well, that would be in clear defiance of the laws of physics.

but that is pretty much what he said.

Obviously he has made quite a breakthrough here. West Corinthia would like one of each for testing, and offers 5,000 slaves in payment...er, I mean dollars.

(( you know that thisis a RP thread....
also...
1 that is Godmodding nothing can be that resistant to weapons. also the onlything i have herd that would be remotely as strong asthis would be carbon fullerines. Those are hard to come by.
2 you called a nation about a year older than you a "third-world nation" that is improper
3. please do something within the limits of feasibility. the only thing I have heard that sounds like this is non reactive armor for tanks.... even than its a considerable thickness))

(( you know that thisis a RP thread....
also...
1 that is Godmodding nothing can be that resistant to weapons. also the onlything i have herd that would be remotely as strong asthis would be carbon fullerines. Those are hard to come by.
2 you called a nation about a year older than you a "third-world nation" that is improper
3. please do something within the limits of feasibility. the only thing I have heard that sounds like this is non reactive armor for tanks.... even than its a considerable thickness))

(OOC)
1. They are not resistant to all weapons. The reason you haven't heard of it is because it is TOP SECRET....remember?
2. ...Sorry...We grew faster?
3. I believe that this is RP...so that is why it doesn't exist?

so If i should shot at you 2nd type of armor as long as it wasn't going very fast, it would stop it even if the shell was the size of a fridge?

As long as the object is smaller than the armour.

Also, the smaller the object the faster it can be going.

*smacks forehead*

I hate to refer you to the stickies at the top of the page, but that would seem to be in order here.

Obviously he has made quite a breakthrough here. West Corinthia would like one of each for testing, and offers 5,000 slaves in payment...er, I mean dollars.

That is acceptable payment. They will be transported via guarded jets.
How will we receive your payment.

Also, please report what you find from testing.

We shall be wiring you the money. Please ship them quickly, as we are excited to see our own testing results. Here is what we predict:

Body armor testing? (http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/postcards/tremors3/explosion-l.jpg)

They have been shipped.

You realize that once they are sold they will reverse engineer the armor and reproduce it....Right?

They do not have the materials.

We wish to acquire one suit for testing. We will wire you the money now.

After recieving the suit, Kampferian scientists quickly found a lucky comarade to wear the suit during testing. It was Billy Munves. "You sure your alright with this, Billy?" One scientist asked.

Billy silenced his qualms and replied "Sure am. Now lets get going." He moved out 30 yards into the desert. The scientists backed off until they reached the average "combat range" (a prior expiriment) and fired off a round at Billies heart. Billy collapsed to the ground.

Billy (http://www.science.co.il/arab-israeli-conflict/images/Arab-Savagery-2.jpg)

"Oh shit!" The scientists exclaimed, running over to the unlucky man. "Billy, speak to me!" A crowd had gathered around the now life-less body of Billy Munves. "Well, I guess this armor ain't all its meant to be."

OOC: Just so you know, one of your pictures has the underarmour logo on it...

Meanwhile, In the Superior States the leaders sat in their palace counting their recently received money, slightly smiling.