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Bounties placed on Atopianan officials

Cazelia
05-06-2007, 04:27
The Empire of Cazelia hereby declares that all Atopiaian officals will have bounties placed on their heads. all officials that are captured alive will be executed. anyone who captures an official alive will be payed a 10 percent bonus.


The Primo-90 billion
Military leaders-10 billion
Generals-900 million
Politicians-700 million
Admirals-400 million
Hataria
05-06-2007, 05:04
The Empire of Cazelia hereby declares that all Atopiaian officals will have bounties placed on their heads. all officials that are captured alive will be executed. anyone who captures an official alive will be payed a 10 percent bonus.


The Primo-10 billion
Military leaders-2 billion
Generals-10 million
Politicians-5 million
Admirals-2 million

The Hatarians will add $20,000,000,000 in Gold to the Reward for The Primo of Atopania.
Siriusa
05-06-2007, 05:10
To: Cazelia
From: Siriusa

The prices offered are ridiculously low for such a task. The reprecussions assassination and/or capture of Atopiaian officials would be terrible and probably result in hundreds of billions of sorgs (Siriusan currency) of damage.

Chang Hu
First Advisor to the Prince
Head of Military Arm
Siriusa
Cazelia
05-06-2007, 05:31
The Hatarians will add $20,000,000,000 in Gold to the Reward for The Primo of Atopania.

Thank you Hataria



To: Cazelia
From: Siriusa

The prices offered are ridiculously low for such a task. The reprecussions assassination and/or capture of Atopiaian officials would be terrible and probably result in hundreds of billions of sorgs (Siriusan currency) of damage.

Chang Hu
First Advisor to the Prince
Head of Military Arm
Siriusa

we will raise the prices
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 10:21
This is outrageous! Those bounties are far too low. We demand that you raise all of them by at least 50 billion each.
Cazelia
05-06-2007, 16:58
This is outrageous! Those bounties are far too low. We demand that you raise all of them by at least 50 billion each.

Your leaders are'nt worth that much
but i guess the primo's price should be raised a little bit more
Skgorria
05-06-2007, 17:24
Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

The correct adjective is "Atopian", the nation of "Atopiaia" does not exist. Skgorria hereby places a bounty of $2 million on the head of any Cazelian geography teachers for failing to use the correct term.
Mereshka
05-06-2007, 17:31
Mereshka will take the bounties at any price. Including the one on the geography teachers.
Skgorria
05-06-2007, 17:35
Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

Deliver the teachers to any military installation within Pact of Iron territory, along with proof of their identity, and the funds will be awarded.
The Black Agents
05-06-2007, 18:22
The Black Agency is will to take the marks of ALL posted.

Agents that will be on job will be Agents:

98
45
67
89
10

Along with older agents:

9
5
7- Current leader of The Black Agency

_________________________________________

If you have a desired time frame of completion please inform us .
Cazelia
05-06-2007, 18:54
The Black Agency is will to take the marks of ALL posted.

Agents that will be on job will be Agents:

98
45
67
89
10

Along with older agents:

9
5
7- Current leader of The Black Agency

_________________________________________

If you have a desired time frame of completion please inform us .

Within the year. bring them to us alive

Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

The correct adjective is "Atopian", the nation of "Atopiaia" does not exist. Skgorria hereby places a bounty of $2 million on the head of any Cazelian geography teachers for failing to use the correct term.

Ok, we will send you the teachers, now you send us the money
The Black Agents
05-06-2007, 18:56
Confirmed. Within the year.
Hurtful Thoughts
05-06-2007, 19:23
Khornate Tribes Refugee Camp, Hurtian sector
'Camp Freedom'

Grant, having finaly convinced CHIA to stop filtering his E-mails and computer searches, as well as stop hunting down him and his men... He managed to find another potential job, one that didn't involve CHIA or HOI.

His freedom from secret prossocution from the dark underworld of Hurtian Central Intellegence was by no means free, he had to do certain 'tasks' that the government didn't want to get their hands dirty with.

This doesn't sound too bad at first, but, unofficially, that was what HOI was for, CHIA kept the 5 point Mafia for those 'other' missions they didn't want to get involved in, and that usually meant some unusually high risk operation. His direct subordinates, being former special forces, were well trained, but he couldn't say the same for the grunts. And all the training in the world couldn't make up for the fact tht their most powerful weapons were shotguns and standard caliber sniper rifles...

They needed money, and plenty of it.

The Atopianian bounty was attracive enough, but this would mean sending people on a trip overseas, and then killing their victims, and with only a couple hundred dollars left in the budget, they couldn't afford to mess up, niether could they afford to send a full unit.

He decided Hans should figure out how to get weapons into Atopiana, while Pick and 4 of his best men would go into the country. Sid would take what was left of the money, and try and get the opium he recived from the Leafansi Mafia into a viable second income. Snake and Grant were left to deal with the mission given to them by CHIA, in order to keep them out of things for awhile, the other grunts would be defending territory, doing legwork, or trying to sell the drugs to the refugees, which was aided by the fact that almost half the population were of the Blood cult, who enjoyed a good narcotic trip here and there...

(Is there a thread were I stalk these critters on, or do Ijust go out there, leg it, and link the kill post?)
The Black Agents
05-06-2007, 19:31
OOC: I was wondering the same...
Skgorria
05-06-2007, 20:24
Ok, we will send you the teachers, now you send us the money

Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

Seeing as though your nation is so willing to sacrifice its own people for minimal gain, we hereby demand that you surrender to the Pact. Whichever member of the Cazelian government effects this surrender will be paid $5 billion per year for life.
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 20:35
Official Notification from the Atopian Interior Ministry:

All foreign nationals have been rounded up and temporarily interned. The borders are sealed, with no flights or shipping entering or exiting the country with passengers on board. No crew will be allowed to leave ports or airfields. Any vessel or aircraft behaving strangely will be destroyed. Any crew member or foreign national found outside the confines of ports, airfields, or internment centres, will be shot.

This is a temporary measure to ensure the safety and security of the Nation and the Party.
Steel and Fire
05-06-2007, 21:03
Given that you have no real proof that anyone you receive really is an Atopian government official or military leader, we kill someone who looks a great deal like the Atopian Primo, forge some realistic-looking documents to verify the identity, and send them to Cazelia. Where's our money?!
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 21:07
Steel and Fire are absolutely right. The Primo is dead. WOE IS US. &c &c

Now... bounty on the Primo is over, right?
Shazbotdom
05-06-2007, 21:15
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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR. GEORGE A. LOAK
Whilst the Dark Empire has not heard of any of these people in which these Bounties are placed on, we will give $0.50 bounty for each individual that is proved to be alive and captured.
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 21:17
Fifty cents!?

The Primo is incadescent with rage that her life be deemed worth less than the price of a bullet!
Steel and Fire
05-06-2007, 21:19
The Primo is incadescent with rage that her life be deemed worth less than the price of a bullet!

Quiet! You're supposed to be dead! *shakes fist*

I WANT MY 90 BILLION DAMMIT.
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 21:24
Quiet! You're supposed to be dead! *shakes fist*

I WANT MY 90 BILLION DAMMIT.

It's the new Primo.

The Primo is dead (curse those Steel and Fire assassins)! Long live the Primo!
Steel and Fire
05-06-2007, 21:26
It's the new Primo.

The Primo is dead (curse those Steel and Fire assassins)! Long live the Primo!

Oh, of course. Our bad.

I wonder if the Senate knows what we do during all the time we're supposed to be running the nation....

Shut up!
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 21:30
Give the man his ninety billion so we can all go home, ok?
Hurtful Thoughts
05-06-2007, 21:59
Out of context:
I bid One Yen for the new Primo, Ten for all others...

There, your country is safe, now open your ports or get glassed by my super Ninjaz Monkeys-o-DOOM!
Atopiana
05-06-2007, 22:03
My ports are open to trading vessels. Your super-ninja-monkeys-o'doom are as nothing compared to 'Z' Division.
Cazelia
06-06-2007, 00:44
Khornate Tribes Refugee Camp, Hurtian sector
'Camp Freedom'

Grant, having finaly convinced CHIA to stop filtering his E-mails and computer searches, as well as stop hunting down him and his men... He managed to find another potential job, one that didn't involve CHIA or HOI.

His freedom from secret prossocution from the dark underworld of Hurtian Central Intellegence was by no means free, he had to do certain 'tasks' that the government didn't want to get their hands dirty with.

This doesn't sound too bad at first, but, unofficially, that was what HOI was for, CHIA kept the 5 point Mafia for those 'other' missions they didn't want to get involved in, and that usually meant some unusually high risk operation. His direct subordinates, being former special forces, were well trained, but he couldn't say the same for the grunts. And all the training in the world couldn't make up for the fact tht their most powerful weapons were shotguns and standard caliber sniper rifles...

They needed money, and plenty of it.

The Atopianian bounty was attracive enough, but this would mean sending people on a trip overseas, and then killing their victims, and with only a couple hundred dollars left in the budget, they couldn't afford to mess up, niether could they afford to send a full unit.

He decided Hans should figure out how to get weapons into Atopiana, while Pick and 4 of his best men would go into the country. Sid would take what was left of the money, and try and get the opium he recived from the Leafansi Mafia into a viable second income. Snake and Grant were left to deal with the mission given to them by CHIA, in order to keep them out of things for awhile, the other grunts would be defending territory, doing legwork, or trying to sell the drugs to the refugees, which was aided by the fact that almost half the population were of the Blood cult, who enjoyed a good narcotic trip here and there...

(Is there a thread were I stalk these critters on, or do Ijust go out there, leg it, and link the kill post?)


we will provide a unit. send us a picture of the dead official. then you will recive the money

Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

Seeing as though your nation is so willing to sacrifice its own people for minimal gain, we hereby demand that you surrender to the Pact. Whichever member of the Cazelian government effects this surrender will be paid $5 billion per year for life.

i was kidding!
Cazelia
06-06-2007, 01:00
Steel and Fire are absolutely right. The Primo is dead. WOE IS US. &c &c

Now... bounty on the Primo is over, right?

NO! there is a new primo

Give the man his ninety billion so we can all go home, ok?

provide us a blood sample
Pro Patria Puritania
06-06-2007, 01:04
Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

The correct adjective is "Atopian", the nation of "Atopiaia" does not exist. Skgorria hereby places a bounty of $2 million on the head of any Cazelian geography teachers for failing to use the correct term.

Our Special Tactic Ops have successfully assasinated 2 Cazelian geography teachers. Their heads have been sent to to you, and we expect you to send the money to the Imperial Bank of Pro Patria Puritania.
Hataria
06-06-2007, 01:26
Quiet! You're supposed to be dead! *shakes fist*

I WANT MY 90 BILLION DAMMIT.

Since Hataria also had a reward on The Head of The Atopian Leader, The Second Empire of Hataria gives you $100,000,000,000 in Platinum
Cazelia
06-06-2007, 01:29
Our Special Tactic Ops have successfully assasinated 2 Cazelian geography teachers. Their heads have been sent to to you, and we expect you to send the money to the Imperial Bank of Pro Patria Puritania.


Cazelian geography teacher now have personnal bodyguards
Toori
06-06-2007, 01:38
To: Hataria
From: Armed Republic of the Toori

We are inbound 500 nautical miles out on the Toori Gunship ARTSCGS T4708 with a cargo of two Atopianan polititians, and one military leader of unidentified rank. Request landing instructions.

-SMSgt. Langcaster-
Toori ODSTRC/SFOD 051a
http://fiftycal.net/photos/airsoft/blackOps001.jpg
Hurtful Thoughts
06-06-2007, 02:07
To: Hataria
From: Armed Republic of the Toori

We are inbound 500 nautical miles out on the Toori Gunship ARTSCGS T4708 with a cargo of two Atopianan polititians, and one military leader of unidentified rank. Request landing instructions.

-SMSgt. Langcaster-
Toori ODSTRC/SFOD 051a
http://fiftycal.net/photos/airsoft/blackOps001.jpg
Link to the post in which you 'captured' them on?
The Black Agents
06-06-2007, 02:46
Ok... this is getting a little strange... The nation with the marks please send me a TG so we may discuss the capture of the marks.