NationStates Jolt Archive

Rules:

-pranks can be played on a massive scale on any nations, any number of times.

-pranks must not be leathal, or render cassualties.

News flash.


Citizens all over the ilse of British Londinium were shocked today after the Armed Republic of the Toori droped a massive biological weapon that seemed to contain erection gas. Londinium men walk the streets emberassingly stiff, while Londinium women have sevear menstral problems. More details shall soon come.

A mysterious series of robberies has occurred throughout the Armed Republic of the Toori. It is believed that virtually all articles of clothing in the nation have been stolen. This followed hard on the heels of multiple reports of powerful aphrodisiacs and illegal drugs introduced into Toorian groundwater; many theorise that the two events are related. It is unknown exactly what effects this has had upon the citizens of this nation, as the few articles of news media footage since released tend to be inappropriate for viewing on most news channels.

Unless death from exhaustion, or death by falling over on slippery sidewalks, count as casualties....

The citizens of Tenuria were shocked to learn that their toilet seats had been coated in icy-hot cream! Also door handles, but that's not as funny.

As per the treaty you drafted with us yesterday whilst drunk, we are shipping 34 billion viagra-infected rabbits to Toori. Thank you for taking this most serious problem off our hands.

General Jerod Burns
Gorkonian High Command

*drops nukes on Toori :cool:*

Have a nice day...

The inhabitants of the nation of Maldorians had a extremely uncomfortable expirience today.

Apparently, some aircraft dropped about fifty three tons of manure on their capital.

No fatalities were reported, but the general reply, both from the goverment, and the civilians, to this rain of sh*t was unprintable.

Toori

The Republic of Greston has put 200 hobos with TP into Toori but not before they staged the Toorian Presidents affair, and put crazy glue on the toilet seats.

Tenuria

In Tenuria the citizens had a bit of an electrical problem all over the country, while all of the dogs in the zoo pound had fun with their new human roomates.

West Corinthia

The navy of West Corinthia did alot of complaining because the ships they bought from Delkor were covered in dog poop, whip cream, and graffitit. I think that's enough.

Gorkan

we left 25 billion wolfs on the boat full of rabbits heading towards Toori, while in their nation people were wondering what the cause of all of the swarms of insects were doing in their malls.

Maldorians

We don't need to do anything to Maldorians, the country is already f***ed up with out us.

:cool:
Good Bye

We appuald Carbandia for the attack of crap on Maldorians, but while the presidents were shaking hands the Carbandia pres got a big shock, literally, then 400 PCCMs ( Poop Covered Cruise Missiles) were fired at them. As the missiles hit the poop on the out side smeared and the poop on the inside blew across the country. Sucks to be there.

Happily returning the favour, with no malice intended, as after all these were harmless pranks, some pranksters, probably from Carbandia, painted every goverment structure in Greston in the most lurid shade of pink imaginable.

ooc: lol. No I wasn't offended. I found it funny, ironically.:D

The President of Calizorinstan gave free ice cream's to every citizen but little did they know it contained a new oil, that would cause them to, fart uncontrollaby, be super jumpy, and to laugh uncontorablly, and to fall on the floor with laughter symptom's, and thus the population was, super hyperactive, fart's and laugh's could be heard everywhere, oh yes the President was a prankster...

OOC: LOL

IC: A person met with the President of Greston and talked to him. Then the President of Greston blew up because a person had time bombs strapped to his chest...:(

The President ordered a free ice cream scoop to be given as a gift to the President of Mandaloria (he doesn't know what it does), and the box has a hidden camera to record the President's reaction's when he eat's it.

While dozing in the early morning, every citizen of Greston (including all government officials) had their noses tickled with feathers, yet when they reached to scratch the itch, only spread shaving cream all over their faces.

When they went to the bathroom to wash the shaving cream off their face, the sinks only ran maple syrup and got everything sticky.

Further, all alarm clocks were set to go off at precisely 1 A.M. and go off every 30 minutes thereafter. This was considered suitable punishment for the billions of dollars of damage caused to the Corinthian Navy.

Also, everyone was given a box wrapped nicely like a Christmas gift, but contained a whipped cream pie that would shoot into the face of the person opening it.

The Calizorinstanian's sent a gift to all the West Corinthian citizen's of telescope's that when they looked through it, a little fist would punch them in the eye, causing load's of black eye's, hopefully.

Theoropian hookers offered their services free of charge to the Maldorians.

Little did they know that these hookers had a multitude of STDs.

West Corinthia sent 1,000 vending machines to Theoroshia as a gift, but these vending machines won't take your dollar no matter what!

Hearing about all the commotion going on Mezzia, in a humanitarian gesture, sent 100,000 cigars to those that slept with the Theoropian hookers. Alas, these were exploding cigars.

In an unrelated note, an email has been sent to every Maldorian, containing a link, which when clicked came up with another screen with a song singing about them getting owned.

Hearing about all the commotion going on Mezzia, in a humanitarian gesture, sent 100,000 cigars to those that slept with the Theoropian hookers. Alas, these were exploding cigars.

In an unrelated note, an email has been sent to every Maldorian, containing a link, which when clicked came up with another screen with a song singing about them getting owned.

OOC: You mean something like this? (http://maldorians.justgotowned.com/)

Press Release:

A number of aircraft flew over Toori today, spraying a gas that was believed to contain the deadly Ebola virus.

However, the gas merely contained a Londinian-designed virus that causes the liquidation of various, non-vital organs. A number of Toori civilians were rushed to the hospital in severe agony.

For some reason, every traffic light across British Londinium, exept in the areas currently under Gholgoth occupation, ceased to work.

No serios accidents were reported, but there were a whole lot of fender-benders.

An email was sent to every citizen in Calizorinstan, announcing free pizza that would make their light's glow a dark blue, little did they know, the power comapnie's shut off the power grid for 72 hour's, and that pizza they ate, made them barf, and fall to the floor barfing, several citizen's have called in sick to work, thus shutting down buisness's, making the CEO's angry at this newest prank.

Yesterday 99.9% of Carbandian citizens were tricked into pulling the finger of an extremely obese Corinthian. No fatalities reported as of yet.

Yesterday 99.9% of Carbandian citizens were tricked into pulling the finger of an extremely obese Corinthian. No fatalities reported as of yet.
Returning the favour, Eduard Gurashoy had his chief of Jannisaries, colonel Paula Ridzik, send the Czar of Western Corinthia a boquet of flowers.

Unfortunately there was a single bee hidden in one, which stung him on the nose when he leaned down to take a whiff of it.

A fake news message was sent to the President of Calizorinstan by a well known prankster saying "Come out of the office, it's sure a good day for a speech!" As he walked out, onto the balcony to make a speech, a machine suddenly dispensed cake mix, and cookie dough, and as he walked out to try to wash it, a gigantic soda dispenser, dispensed all sort's of soda's on him, and to make it worse, he accidently tripped on a wire that was purposly there. That send thousand's of grenade's filled with chocolate on his body, and after they were finsihed detonationg, he was covered in a mix of chocolate, soda wetness, and cake mix. He then in revenge, snuck up behind the prankster, and threw 3-4 Cherry Cream Pie's in his back, covering his head, soon the whole town went into a food fight, and a fake broadcast was sent to all nation's saying "A war has been started in Calizorinstan, please look at this horrific sight......" It panned to a man being splattered with orange juice and milk, and then a woman being covered in tomato soup.....

Mysteriously this mourning, Maldolorian citizens were in utter chaos up to their anckles when a Toorian cargo friggate that was scheduled to offload weapons and other goods, instead off-loaded 34 billion viagra infested rabbits. Since then, the population quadruples every hour. More details shall follow.

Cazelain bombers flew over toori, dropping bombs that contained Diarreah, urine, Shit and noxius smelling gasses that make people barf and shit uncontrollably.

Due to the recent theft of all of the Toori's clothes, Toorian citizens paraded buck naked today through Cazelian streets today, now covered in diarea, urine, shit, and nautious gasses. It was indeed a horific sight when the lizasaurs were seen in the nude.

As the toori wlaked nude through the streets, Cazelian soldiers shot at them with painball guns and ShitZookas

Nude humans, lizasaurs, and protoss attacked the Cazelians in hordes, tacling them.

Nude humans, lizasaurs, and protoss attacked the Cazelians in hordes, tacling them.


the Cazelains replied with Shithrowers (shit firing verison of the Flamethrower)

OOC:WTF protoss?!

To make matters worse for the naked Toori, a few pranksters ran up and wrote "kiss me" on their naked bums.

To make matter's even worse for the Cazelian's and the Toori, a plane flew over and dropped approx. 15 ton's of combinned cake mix and soda on the Cazelian and Toori people thus making them resembling mummie's covered in soda.

Suddenly, every citizen of every nation that has posted in this thread so far was transformed into a chicken.

In an act of good will, the Supreme Director of the R.S.U. sent free DVD copies of the latest Die Hard movie to all nations of the world.

Unfortunately, not only were watchers unable to skip the hour-long previews, but the DVDs actually contained the latest Hatarian Anime film. No casualties have been reported as yet, but nuking of every country which received the DVDs is being considered by the UN.

Many Toorian citizens today were turned into living vegetables while watching ditsy nude girls prance around in the Hatarian Anime films. A quaranteen is under way.

No one watches DVDs any more so we decided to strike 'em where it hurts, no not in the nuts, the internet.

Whenever someone went onto metube (would be copyright if I said the RL website) and tryed to watch a video in Toori and Cazelia they saw something worse then a bunch of naked Toorians. (which is pretty friggin disgusting) They saw a molted up peice of dog crap mixed with chochlate milk and corn kernels. then when ever they tryed to click out the computer screen froze and the button to turn the computer off was broken. Then when they ran outside 400,000 lbs. of piss came falling down like rain. But thats not all, when they tryed to open their umbrellas they would notice that they were stuck together with chewed up gum, same as the doors to the houses. Then while they were all stuck out side covered with piss and the picture of dog diarreah in mind 40 tons of tar and feathers fell all over the citizins. Then everyone walked around in Toori and Cazelia looking like over sized chickens.

For fun, a plane with unknown markings, (it was from Calizorinstan), flew over a public park in Greston and dumped 2,000lb's of cookie dough, 10,000lbs of cake mix, and 5,000 gallon's of soda's, and it was dumped all over any citzen walking around in a park, and then a seceret delivery was made to every citizen in Greston of a exploding cake filled with a secert ingredient, an oil that made the recipent barf, and fart continuisly for 2 weeks.

Snip.
OOC what youtube

Due to the increasing amounts of Catholics and hookers in Theoropia, we're just gonna send them to Calizoristan with boxes of laxatives disguised as chocolate bunnies. Thanks.

200 cazelian supersonic fighters flew low through the streets of Calizorinstan, at night, waking everybody up. they also have pods ond the wingtips that release a long line of diahrreah and urine, soaking the streets and buildings with liquid shit and urine

no fatalities reported as of yet

The citizen's woke up to be covered in dog poop, and urine by Cazelia, and also some people reported to the hospital from the laxative's in the chocolate bunnies from Theorisha.

A Flight of 8 B-52's flew to both Theoroisha and Cazelia, and dropped approx. 150,000 pound's of dog poop, and cookie dough mixed, and various fruit's all combined into a messy substance, and the streets of Cazelia and Theoroisha were covered in this messy substance called "Yelren"

South Lizasauria shipped faulty goods to other nations seemingly on purpose. Food and drinks had erection chemicals in them that made men stiff for 7 hours, creeper cups nearly caused heart attacks, cars had airbags that activated whenever the speed was above 30 miles per hour only the airbags were from the sides making the driver and the front passenger bash heads, Brummerhavics from the school ran rampant in Toori during a field trip wreaking havok with their clumsiness and idiocy. Movies were sold where they at first gave parents the idea that they were little kid shows but it ended up being a gorey horror movie. Also Aguala's films and his competitors sold anime to the masses under the delusion that the most demented and mortifying films are as profitable in other nations as they are in South Lizasauria and its closest trading allies. People were then horrified after watching "revenge of the killer genitals" and "maternity madness" which is hentei crossed with the maternity channel along with other weird and disturbing media like this (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/stockmarket/) and this (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/one+million+years+bc/) and this (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/beast+enders/) and to top things off the unbearably weird show "short answers to stupid hypothetical questions" where some weird hypothetical situations are sent to the show and picked by lottery then simulated by a computer on a screen. Today's was "What if people and food switched places".

Earlier today every aircraft within the Holy Empire of Lord Sumguy took off, heading for the capitols and national monuments of the nations that posted before. each plane headed straight for their assigned traget, until a collision seemed imminent, at which point the plane would veer off sharply and drop leaflets reading: "Made ya look!". Every member of the the Calizorinstan Cabinet was also precision-bombed with 60-pound water balloons and notes reading: "from the Hegemon, happy prank day."

Just then Aguala and one of his mates ordered the distribution of the anime film "the mormon angel" which is twisted bizarre film of a mormon lady falling from mormon heaven and constantly giving birth until the planet fills with babies and its up to a brave young guy to give her coffee so that she'll stop flooding the planet. This incited mormon and liberal riots and many expectant mothers had miscarriages upon watching the film and others gave birth ealrier than their due date, for those already going into labor the kid came out faster.

In South Lizasuria instead of the regular posters of the dictator, they were replaced with this picture (http://www.rickywolking.com/news/uploads/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpg) and this picture (http://www.pacificsites.com/~lakenews/LCFP%20Graphfics/head_up_ass.gif) and this picture (http://aluminumangel.org/africa/yummy_elephant_1.jpg)