NationStates Jolt Archive

Nothing but the quiet groans of the rubber tires could be heard. The elite Zambinis of Zinistan sat in their seats, behind the wheel of brightly colored zambonis, not speaking. Waiting for the signal.
With a shocking suddeness, a flare lit the dusky sky over the Zambinis.
It started with a single zamboni. The low, throbbing hum of it's motor pounded through the gathering dark. Like a charging hamster, the trundling machine gained momentum, traveling faster and faster over the cracked pavement under it's wheels. Then body of the assembled Zambinis and their chariots hummed into motion. The Zambinis nervously gripping the chainsaws at their sides.
The Zambonis hummed into the occupied city. Ready to cleanse the streets of their enemies, and retake their capital.
The charge had begun......

(hopefully, I'll update every other day, -Zinistan)

Before the epic history of Zinistan begins:

Zinistan is searching the market for new or gently used Zambonis.
Offering up to 5000 xins per Zamboni

And now the feature presentation:

The Zambinis of Zinistan flew through the streets of the city. The road underneath the boxy Zambonis became a blur, white stripes of paint melded together into a a single line.
The first contact was swift. A buzzing chainsaw sound ripped through the low hums of the speeding zambonis like a poodle tearing a stuffed animal to peices. Then the screech of metal on metal. A crisp, steady voice crackled through the headsets; "One down captain, the rest are for you."
Soon the city streets were filled with the gleeful growls of chainsaws as the Zambinis hacked their enemy apart with killer efficiency. Each Zambini reported in every half hour, giving reports on the progress of their cleansing of the city.
It was going fine. Until the enemy's reinforcements showed up.
Row upon rows of killer drones marched into the city, filling the streets with their vile presence. Hundreds of thousands.
Odds, that even the Zambinis could not best.

I can supply you with 10,000 zambonis

brand new zambonis