Perimeter Defense
31-05-2007, 16:33
OOC: So that you don't wank off in your own respectable threads, here's your output thread! God-mode all you want - and creatively, too. But in order not to make this a wankfest, here are some guidelines:
Yes, you can say "I blew you up. Period." But you can't just say it like that. Try to be creative with your blowing up! Example: "Explosions ran across the entire sixty km length of the frigate, before igniting the core and creating a fireball as bright and powerful as a thousand suns. Every faction within 10,000 light years disappeared from space and history in the temporalwankaccord rift."
For humor value, try a variant: "A colossal explosion rent the ship's four hundred mile length in two, sending hundreds of pigs flying out of its interior and into a nearby sun. This incident was sufficient alone to destroy three adjacent planets simply by increasing their cholesterol levels to the point where they exploded."
Also, remember that your enemy may never stop sending in reinforcements. Be fun here! No blocking of routes with IDDQD ships, because the enemy may have IDDQD ships too.
Works for all techs! Example: "The battering ram of tungsten and osmium came from space and crushed the hapless Governor and his army of 60-foot clones."
Or: "The spaceborne trebuchets unleashed burning fists of antimatter that defeated the Trojan Pigs."
Try to make some dramatic appearances, too: "Grand Admiral Generalissimus Oberleutnant Smith twitched his nose at the enemy pugnaciously. With a single yell of "FOR THE ADMIRAL!" forty-four thousand million tanks charged across the planet, their collective mass and force sufficient to stop its rotation and fire it into the sun before they blasted back to the 4,582-mile Command Ship 'Fapper' with their Jet-Powered Rocket Trousers."
No instant defeat. Bringing in temporal incursion warships is not wanking - it's not even role playing anymore. It belongs to some evil dimension that may probably work in Windows Vista.
Finally, have fun, and remember - anyone can wank. But creatively? Let's see now...
The story goes.
IC: Legend has it that the mighty starship OMEGA, two thousand kilometers long and with a crew of undead ostriches that could never die or be microwaved, warped into space after a few microseconds of travel, and destroyed Earth through the use of an antineutrino field. What people keep forgetting, however, is that this is not a legend...
OMEGA came into the star system Sol-Refuge, where the inhabitants of Earth ran under a cloaking field, but were inefficient in covering their tracks. She had brought her friends - 130,000 ships, each ninety kilometers long and bearing weapon artifacts that could seal the derelict fate of any faction that faced them. Now, however, OMEGA's crewmen did not know that Earth had her own allies - and enemies.
Now, a million NationStates descend upon the star system and OMEGA - to begin the epic war of gods that will be told for generations to come!
Yes, you can say "I blew you up. Period." But you can't just say it like that. Try to be creative with your blowing up! Example: "Explosions ran across the entire sixty km length of the frigate, before igniting the core and creating a fireball as bright and powerful as a thousand suns. Every faction within 10,000 light years disappeared from space and history in the temporalwankaccord rift."
For humor value, try a variant: "A colossal explosion rent the ship's four hundred mile length in two, sending hundreds of pigs flying out of its interior and into a nearby sun. This incident was sufficient alone to destroy three adjacent planets simply by increasing their cholesterol levels to the point where they exploded."
Also, remember that your enemy may never stop sending in reinforcements. Be fun here! No blocking of routes with IDDQD ships, because the enemy may have IDDQD ships too.
Works for all techs! Example: "The battering ram of tungsten and osmium came from space and crushed the hapless Governor and his army of 60-foot clones."
Or: "The spaceborne trebuchets unleashed burning fists of antimatter that defeated the Trojan Pigs."
Try to make some dramatic appearances, too: "Grand Admiral Generalissimus Oberleutnant Smith twitched his nose at the enemy pugnaciously. With a single yell of "FOR THE ADMIRAL!" forty-four thousand million tanks charged across the planet, their collective mass and force sufficient to stop its rotation and fire it into the sun before they blasted back to the 4,582-mile Command Ship 'Fapper' with their Jet-Powered Rocket Trousers."
No instant defeat. Bringing in temporal incursion warships is not wanking - it's not even role playing anymore. It belongs to some evil dimension that may probably work in Windows Vista.
Finally, have fun, and remember - anyone can wank. But creatively? Let's see now...
The story goes.
IC: Legend has it that the mighty starship OMEGA, two thousand kilometers long and with a crew of undead ostriches that could never die or be microwaved, warped into space after a few microseconds of travel, and destroyed Earth through the use of an antineutrino field. What people keep forgetting, however, is that this is not a legend...
OMEGA came into the star system Sol-Refuge, where the inhabitants of Earth ran under a cloaking field, but were inefficient in covering their tracks. She had brought her friends - 130,000 ships, each ninety kilometers long and bearing weapon artifacts that could seal the derelict fate of any faction that faced them. Now, however, OMEGA's crewmen did not know that Earth had her own allies - and enemies.
Now, a million NationStates descend upon the star system and OMEGA - to begin the epic war of gods that will be told for generations to come!