NationStates Jolt Archive


The Gods that Be (Open God-mode anytech)

Perimeter Defense
31-05-2007, 16:33
OOC: So that you don't wank off in your own respectable threads, here's your output thread! God-mode all you want - and creatively, too. But in order not to make this a wankfest, here are some guidelines:

Yes, you can say "I blew you up. Period." But you can't just say it like that. Try to be creative with your blowing up! Example: "Explosions ran across the entire sixty km length of the frigate, before igniting the core and creating a fireball as bright and powerful as a thousand suns. Every faction within 10,000 light years disappeared from space and history in the temporalwankaccord rift."

For humor value, try a variant: "A colossal explosion rent the ship's four hundred mile length in two, sending hundreds of pigs flying out of its interior and into a nearby sun. This incident was sufficient alone to destroy three adjacent planets simply by increasing their cholesterol levels to the point where they exploded."

Also, remember that your enemy may never stop sending in reinforcements. Be fun here! No blocking of routes with IDDQD ships, because the enemy may have IDDQD ships too.

Works for all techs! Example: "The battering ram of tungsten and osmium came from space and crushed the hapless Governor and his army of 60-foot clones."

Or: "The spaceborne trebuchets unleashed burning fists of antimatter that defeated the Trojan Pigs."

Try to make some dramatic appearances, too: "Grand Admiral Generalissimus Oberleutnant Smith twitched his nose at the enemy pugnaciously. With a single yell of "FOR THE ADMIRAL!" forty-four thousand million tanks charged across the planet, their collective mass and force sufficient to stop its rotation and fire it into the sun before they blasted back to the 4,582-mile Command Ship 'Fapper' with their Jet-Powered Rocket Trousers."

No instant defeat. Bringing in temporal incursion warships is not wanking - it's not even role playing anymore. It belongs to some evil dimension that may probably work in Windows Vista.

Finally, have fun, and remember - anyone can wank. But creatively? Let's see now...

The story goes.

IC: Legend has it that the mighty starship OMEGA, two thousand kilometers long and with a crew of undead ostriches that could never die or be microwaved, warped into space after a few microseconds of travel, and destroyed Earth through the use of an antineutrino field. What people keep forgetting, however, is that this is not a legend...

OMEGA came into the star system Sol-Refuge, where the inhabitants of Earth ran under a cloaking field, but were inefficient in covering their tracks. She had brought her friends - 130,000 ships, each ninety kilometers long and bearing weapon artifacts that could seal the derelict fate of any faction that faced them. Now, however, OMEGA's crewmen did not know that Earth had her own allies - and enemies.

Now, a million NationStates descend upon the star system and OMEGA - to begin the epic war of gods that will be told for generations to come!
Gallique
31-05-2007, 16:51
I win.
Perimeter Defense
31-05-2007, 17:08
Damn it! He beat me at checkers.
Commonalitarianism
31-05-2007, 18:29
Cool, everyone take a slurpee of doom which allows you to breath lava. :gundge:
Fropperopperland
31-05-2007, 19:09
Osnion, the god of my nation holds the rules of physics at his disposal.
no machine can harm him, Commander of forces(N) ur trivialial ar must not anger him, lest he join the war against you. For now he shall remain neutral.
Naasha
31-05-2007, 19:13
Unfortunately the OMEGA was caught up in the tumultuous sneeze of the omnipresent and omnipotent being known only as Sn'orch, resulting in the ship being covered in a viscous green goo from which it could not escape.
Commonalitarianism
31-05-2007, 19:41
The god of foobar slurped his lava slurpee and decided to take a walk, first he melted the local mail box, then he proceeded to electrify all the manholes on the street. He sauntered over to the local McDonalds and made the toilet explode, then got in his car and drove down to the minimall, all of the lights he passed began changing randomly... He burped and a tornado formed across the street and blew the roof off the local walmart.
Naestoria
31-05-2007, 20:18
"As you can see, it's ready."

"Well, that's nice."

"More than nice. Have you seen the weaponry on this thing?"

".... You're kidding, right?"

"No, that is a two-thousand-inch gun. I don't know how our scientists did it, but not for us to reason why, y'know?"

"And where's the other end of it? What's that look like?"

"The other end? Other side of the ocean, obviously. Don't ask me how it turns, but it does."

"Cool. Hand me that checklist.... Thanks. Flight?"

"It sure can fly. Look at this."

"To be honest, I didn't believe it could really do it."

"Admittedly, some of those maneuvers and loops were a bit near.... we took off a few mountains back over Tibet.... but yeah, the crew on this thing's pretty sick."

"Wow. And those guns?"

"Well, watch this!"

"Impressive, but I dunno.... I kind of liked the Moon...."

"Bah, we didn't need it. Tides are made of lose, anyway. So what you say we go kick some ass?"

"Awesome idea. Who shall we annihilate first?"

"Those Mars folks are annoying..."

"And bam!"

"Crap, isn't that a bit overkill?"

"Nah, we can withstand the heat from the nova, and it's not like there was anyone really important on Earth, anyway."

"Hahahaha."

"God-Emperor preserve us.... a black hole!"

"Don't worry, this baby's shields will deal with it."

"I didn't know they could do that!"

"Neither did our scientists."

"Well, thanks for the demonstration! I can't wait to tell the boys back in New York about this!"

"What New York?"

"Oh, yeah.... well, my second home over in Andromeda then."

"Here y'are."

"Thanks. Live long and prosper."

"You too."
Taledonia
01-06-2007, 04:50
But what's this? I snapped my fingers and everything came to an end? Everything, the worlds of Gods and men and everything. Everything and nothing, all gone, 'cept me.

I win, and there's nothing you can do about it.