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OOC: The Kumite has Begun!

IC: [i]Warpoils, The City of War.{/i]

The Large Ruins are a City Older then Tangalee and Hataropoils (Both were 4,000 Years Old) Warpoils, a 12,000 Year Old City, was built by a long gone people who worshiped a Corpse God. This was where The Kumite was to be held, all Nations were Invited to send their Best Magicians, Shamans, Marshal Artists, Archers, Swordsmen, Boxers and other types of Fighters.

This Hatarians were waiting for the fighters.

*clears throat*

In the capital of Hataria, a lone man sat, his hair long and brown, tiny oval glasses he wore, with his asian girlfriend beside him. He wore a headband, with flowers adourning it. He breathed into the microphone, and from his breath came perfectally conjured words.

"WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS?? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???"

OOC: I wonder what odd character New Ausha will come up with next.

The goverment would be so pre-occupied by Harolds speech, that they would surely not find the bag of dog feces which sat at city hall. At his call, the bag would be ignited, and the goverment pigs would be put into place.

"Now my brothers!"

His asian wife, Nagasaki, lite the bag afire, and ran with great asian speed too her man.

"Look at it nagasaki. Freedom shall come, one flaming bag at a time."

Though this was unlikely, as the pair were currently high on nearly 6 fluid ounces of LSD. They then began too laugh uncontrolably.

*clears throat*

In the capital of Hataria, a lone man sat, his hair long and brown, tiny oval glasses he wore, with his asian girlfriend beside him. He wore a headband, with flowers adourning it. He breathed into the microphone, and from his breath came perfectally conjured words.

"WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS?? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???"

While The Hippies sang, something came up behind them, someone with a Umblera. Kagura The Assassin soon said "Sing that Music, and you will be full of Lead." She said.

She was waiting for a friend to come..........a little gray guy named Reynald.

While The Hippies sang, something came up behind them, someone with a Umblera. Kagura The Assassin soon said "Sing that Music, and you will be full of Lead." She said.

She was waiting for a friend to come..........a little gray guy named Reynald.

With this, Reynald jumped upon Harold, scrathcing out his eyes. This was met by insane laughter from Harold, while Nagasaki ran at Kagura, her yellow teeth bared, ready too bite.

OOC: Hat, check TG's in a while, OK? Thanks.

Hataropolis, Second Empire of Hataria
Although aware of the risks, what with Hataria to become a warzone any minute, Agent Drask was committed to his now entirely personal course here. He'd destroyed his identification and other papers, and only had his gun now. No sense in becoming a casus belli now, is there? If bombed, it was OK by him. He somewhat expected to die here anyway, given what he'd heard about the borderline no-rules atmosphere of the fights.

Moving to the mastodon pickup point outside the palace, where he'd catnapped at the bar since the Deputy General Secretary had left previously, he asked of one of the handlers. "Hey, can I catch a ride to the Kumite here?" Figuring no else was needed, he awaited the reply...

With this, Reynald jumped upon Harold, scrathcing out his eyes. This was met by insane laughter from Harold, while Nagasaki ran at Kagura, her yellow teeth bared, ready too bite.

Kagura soon pull out..............a Big Bag of Weed. She threw it at Nagasaki

OOC: With Hataria's recent and past history, I'm entirely surprised that there's solid ground even left.

Most of the earth would've liquified under the stress of constant nuclear attack. It wouldn't even have the chance to be glass at the bottom of a crater... not enough time.

Some good did come of this, tho...

...

i always wondered what Kumite means. now I know, thanks to Hataria.
well, you learn something new every day.

bump

OOC- is Kumite to the death?

Bump, We need more people!

Bump, We need more people!
OOC: Technically Kahanistan, Mer des Ennuis and others are waiting in the ball thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=12711500). Maybe you should drop them a link?:confused: I bet those still around in that will probably show if they simply know which thread this is.

Kagura soon pull out..............a Big Bag of Weed. She threw it at Nagasaki

She immidietly stopped, opened the bag, and lit up. Her eyes turned bright red and she smiled broadly followed by incessant giggles. Reynald had finished the hippee king off, so he turned too Nagasaki.

"die tricksey hippee!!!"

He jumped on her, and dug his grimy teeth into her spinal cord.

OOC: I'll probably join this simply for the sake of having something to do that's not war... I'll just need bit more info on this event, Hat.

She immidietly stopped, opened the bag, and lit up. Her eyes turned bright red and she smiled broadly followed by incessant giggles. Reynald had finished the hippee king off, so he turned too Nagasaki.

"die tricksey hippee!!!"

He jumped on her, and dug his grimy teeth into her spinal cord.

Kagura Smiled, "You know Reynald," She said, "These Hippees are Getting Dumber everytime."

OOC: More information required on the kumite before I comit to any kind of substantial post.