NationStates Jolt Archive

Are some of these nation serious?! Just LOOK at these names & flags. The Repbulic of Lakava will take to task to find a way to destroy these inferior countries. We can't do It alone. Who is with us?

Sincerely,

The Ministry of War,

General Anzori Bresheenif & General Khvtiso Naienkar

State Department Communication
We believe that your nation's name and flag is stupid.

Official Response from the Office of the Prime Minister of the Libertarian Federation of Avisron

I believe that your nation's name and flag are stupid and inferior.

--David Wallace
--Prime Minister of the Libertarian Federation

Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

Is our nation on your list?

Above the nation of Lakava the massive top secret Gatawan space weapon was positioning itself before raining down a massive beam of ignore across the small nation

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We would like to point out to the leaders of Lakava that their nation is nothing more than a pathetic shit stain that will amount to nothing in this world, and that it would do them good to keep their mouths shut.

We forsee a short existance for Lakava, so there is no need to make it any shorter by spouting off. Only real leaders from countries that actually matter are allowed to use the big boy voice on the international stage.

-Minister Hartman-
AMF International Affairs

((OOC: can I declare war on you))
Responce from the Government of Firehelper:
We will NOT tolorate this outright assault on our nation and many other nations of the world. Your nation is hereby blacklisted and any and all diplomatic ties broken off.
Sincerely
Firehelper Government

Are some of these nation serious?! Just LOOK at these names & flags. The Repbulic of Lakava will take to task to find a way to destroy these inferior countries. We can't do It alone. Who is with us?

Sincerely,

The Ministry of War,

General Anzori Bresheenif & General Khvtiso Naienkar

OOC: not one for tact or manners, are you?

Are some of these nation serious?! Just LOOK at these names & flags. The Repbulic of Lakava will take to task to find a way to destroy these inferior countries. We can't do It alone. Who is with us?

Sincerely,

The Ministry of War,

General Anzori Bresheenif & General Khvtiso Naienkar

OOC: I am thinking that you are trying to go to war against HALF of NationStates for OOC Reasons. Not likeing a Nation's Names or Flags are not a Reason for war.

Sorry chaps, I think it was my fault for asking Lakava if they would help my nation in its ongoing struggle against the pretenders of Winkieland and Winkyland.

Captain Frankolin Wogan Bottle, Grand Vizier of Southern Winkieland

From the desk of the Lord Of Defence of the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp.

I Sir Spinorp Moop of the on behalf of the people of the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp here by Declare premptive war on the nation of Lakava out of our suspition that our nation is on your hit list. we will only back off from our stance if you issue an imediate and public apoligy. it should be worned that we have over 1,200,000 troops over half of which are heavily armed additionaly we have 2000 exploding panguins which we are prepared to releis into your populated areas.

Dear all,

We would just like to say to all that we apologize for the previous words. We had no idea that we were offending anyone. The words were absloutely uncalled for. Saying "we were having a really bad day" is not an excuse, therefore we take all of the blame. We hope that these actions will not represent The Repbulic of Lakava. We would like to "make up" for our actions. Again we sincerely apologize. Thank you all for your time.

Sincerely,

The Ministry of War & The President of Lakava

From The Desk of President Omar Mushaf

I am personally embarssed from the actions of Generals Anzori Bresheenif and Khvtiso Naienkar. They were immediately suspended and on pay leave. Forgive us please comrades. To show our remourse I would personally like to invite all to a dinner and conference in Naziann, Lakava. Again comrades, we apologize sincerely. Thank you for your time.

From the desk of the Lord Of Defence of the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp.

I Sir Spinorp Moop of the on behalf of the people of the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp here by Declare premptive war on the nation of Lakava out of our suspition that our nation is on your hit list. we will only back off from our stance if you issue an imediate and public apoligy. it should be worned that we have over 1,200,000 troops over half of which are heavily armed additionaly we have 2000 exploding panguins which we are prepared to releis into your populated areas.

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Official Statement of the Federal Sultanate Duchydom of Franberry

Franberry will give you 24 hours to stop the abuses to the penguins. If these are not stopped, we will be left with no choice but to complete eradicate your pitiful nation. Franberry is only interested in the well being of the penguins, so extreme care will be made to explode/napalm/gas human, and not animal areas. You have 24 hours, make your choice.

I can always fire the Ignore cannon on Thugorp too if he doesn't comply with the penguin demands...oh the horrors....lol