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Geography of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Location:
Central America, bordering both the Caribbean Sea and the North Pacific Ocean, between Costa Rica and Honduras
Geographic coordinates:
13 00 N, 85 00 W
Map references:
Central America and the Caribbean
Area:
total: 129,494 sq km
land: 120,254 sq km
water: 9,240 sq km
Area - comparative:
slightly smaller than the state of New York
Land boundaries:
total: 1,231 km
border countries: Costa Rica 309 km, Honduras 922 km
Coastline:
910 km
Maritime claims:
territorial sea: 12 nm
contiguous zone: 24 nm
continental shelf: natural prolongation
Climate:
tropical in lowlands, cooler in highlands
Terrain:
extensive Atlantic coastal plains rising to central interior mountains; narrow Pacific coastal plain interrupted by volcanoes
Elevation extremes:
lowest point: Pacific Ocean 0 m
highest point: Mogoton 2,438 m
Natural resources:
gold, silver, copper, tungsten, lead, zinc, timber, fish
Land use:
arable land: 14.81%
permanent crops: 1.82%
other: 83.37%
Irrigated land:
610 sq km
Natural hazards:
destructive earthquakes, volcanoes, landslides; extremely susceptible to hurricanes
Environment - current issues:
deforestation; soil erosion; water pollution
Environment - international agreements:
party to: NATO
Geography - note:
largest country in Central America; contains the largest freshwater body in Central America, Lago de Nicaragua

People of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Population:
9,575,356 (July 2007 est.)
Age structure:
0-14 years: 35.5% (male 1,025,426/female 988,148)
15-64 years: 61.3% (male 1,734,153/female 1,746,574)
65 years and over: 3.2% (male 79,589/female 101,466)
Median age:
total: 16.5 years
male: 16.9 years
female: 16.3 years
Population growth rate:
3.855%
Birth rate:
18.12 births/1,000 population (2007 est.)
Death rate:
4.42 deaths/1,000 population (2007 est.)
Net migration rate:
+2.15 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2007 est.)
Sex ratio:
at birth: 1.05 male(s)/female
under 15 years: 1.038 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 0.993 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.784 male(s)/female
total population: 1.001 male(s)/female (2007 est.)
Infant mortality rate:
total: 16.94 deaths/1,000 live births
male: 16.45 deaths/1,000 live births
female: 17.67 deaths/1,000 live births (2007 est.)
Life expectancy at birth:
total population: 50.00 years
male: 50.00 years
female: 50.00 years (2007 est.)
Total fertility rate:
4.69 children born/woman (2007 est.)
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
0.08% (2003 est.)
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS:
3,400
HIV/AIDS - deaths:
less than 300
Nationality:
noun: Nicaraguan(s)
adjective: Nicaraguan
Ethnic groups:
Mestizo 74%, Mayan Descendants 12%, Black 9%, Other 5%
Religions:
Atheism 72.9%, Roman Catholism 15.1%, Scientology 1.5%, Other 10.3%
Languages:
Spanish 97.5% (official), Miskito 1.7%, other 0.8% (1995 census)
note: English and indigenous languages on Atlantic coast
Literacy:
definition: age 18 and over can read and write
total population: 87.5%
male: 90.2%
female: 85.8% (2003 est.)

Government of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Country name:
conventional long form: Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua
conventional short form: Nicaragua
local long form: Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua
local short form: Nicaragua
Government type:
Fascism
Capital:
name: Managua
geographic coordinates: 12 09 N, 86 17 W
time difference: UTC-6 (1 hour behind Washington, DC during Standard Time)
Administrative divisions:
15 departments (departamentos, singular - departamento) and 2 autonomous regions* (regiones autonomistas, singular - region autonoma); Atlantico Norte*, Atlantico Sur*, Boaco, Carazo, Chinandega, Chontales, Esteli, Granada, Jinotega, Leon, Madriz, Managua, Masaya, Matagalpa, Nueva Segovia, Rio San Juan, Rivas
Independence:
15 September 1821 (from Spain)
National holiday:
Independence Day, 15 September (1821)
Constitution:
9 January 1987; reforms in 1995, 2000, and 2005
Legal system:
civil law system; Supreme Court may review administrative acts; accepts compulsory ICJ jurisdiction
Suffrage:
16 years of age; universal
Executive branch:
chief of state: Main Premier, Caleb R. Solis
election results: None
Legislative branch:
unicameral National Assembly or Asamblea Nacional (92 seats; members are elected by proportional representation and party lists to serve five-year terms; one seat for the previous president, one seat for the runner-up in previous presidential election)
elections:
None
Judicial branch:
Supreme Court or Corte Suprema (16 judges elected for five-year terms by the National Assembly)
Political parties and leaders:
Nicaraguan Nationalist Movement; Leader Caleb R. Solis, Co-Leader Jesus J. Rodriguez
Unity Alliance or AU
Political pressure groups and leaders:
None.
International organization participation:
BCIE, CACM, FAO, G-77, IADB, IAEA, IBRD, ICAO, ICRM, IDA, IFAD, IFC, IFRCS, ILO, IMF, IMO, Interpol, IOC, IOM, IPU, ISO (correspondent), ITU, ITUC, LAES, LAIA (observer), MIGA, NAM, OAS, OPANAL, OPCW, PCA, RG, UN, UNCTAD, UNESCO, UNHCR, UNIDO, UNWTO, UPU, WCL, WCO, WHO, WIPO, WMO, WTO
Diplomatic representation in the US:
chief of mission: Ambassador Arturo CRUZ Sequeira, Jr.
chancery: 1627 New Hampshire Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20009
telephone: [1] (202) 939-6570, [1] (202) 939-6573
FAX: [1] (202) 939-6545
consulate(s) general: Houston, Los Angeles, Miami, New York, San Francisco
Diplomatic representation from the US:
chief of mission: Ambassador Paul A. TRIVELLI
embassy: Kilometer 4.5 Carretera Sur, Managua
mailing address: P.O. Box 327
telephone: [505] 266-6010
FAX: [505] 266-3861
Flag description:
three equal horizontal bands of blue (top), white, and blue with the national coat of arms centered in the white band; the coat of arms features a triangle encircled by the words REPUBLICA DE NICARAGUA on the top and AMERICA CENTRAL on the bottom; similar to the flag of El Salvador, which features a round emblem encircled by the words REPUBLICA DE EL SALVADOR EN LA AMERICA CENTRAL centered in the white band; also similar to the flag of Honduras, which has five blue stars arranged in an X pattern centered in the white band

Economy of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Economy - overview:
Every since 'the incidents' Nicaragua has faced an economy boom from 1994-Present.
GDP (purchasing power parity):
$231.96 billion (2006 est.)
GDP (official exchange rate):
$354.90 billion (2006 est.)
GDP - real growth rate:
10.7% (2006 est.)
GDP - per capita (PPP):
$18,000 (2006 est.)
GDP - composition by sector:
agriculture: 10.3%
industry: 58.8%
services: 22.8% (2006 est.)
Labor force:
4.261 million (2006 est.)
Labor force - by occupation:
agriculture: 38%
industry: 52%
services: 10% (2006 est.)
Unemployment rate:
1.8% (2006 est.)
Population below poverty line:
8% (2005)
Household income or consumption by percentage share:
lowest 10%: 1.2%
highest 10%: 45% (2001)
Distribution of family income - Gini index:
55.1 (2001)
Inflation rate (consumer prices):
9.4% (2006 est.)
Investment (gross fixed):
12.8% of GDP (2006 est.)
Budget:
revenues: $87.3 billion
expenditures: $7.3 billion; including capital expenditures of $NA (2006 est.)
Public debt:
2.7% of GDP (2006 est.)
Agriculture - products:
coffee, bananas, sugarcane, cotton, rice, corn, tobacco, sesame, soya, beans; beef, veal, pork, poultry, dairy products; shrimp, lobsters
Industries:
food processing, chemicals, machinery and metal products, textiles, clothing, petroleum refining and distribution, beverages, footwear, wood, vehicular
Industrial production growth rate:
12.4% (2005 est.)
Electricity - production:
2.778 billion kWh (2006)
Electricity - consumption:
2.929 billion kWh (2006)
Electricity - exports:
0 kWh (2006)
Electricity - imports:
102.34 million kWh (2006)
Oil - production:
1,605 bbl/day (2005 est.)
Oil - consumption:
3,200 bbl/day (2005 est.)
Oil - exports:
3,934,422 bbl/day (2004)
Oil - imports:
1,605 bbl/day (2005 est.)
Natural gas - production:
0 cu m (2004 est.)
Natural gas - consumption:
0 cu m (2004 est.)
Current account balance:
+18.6 Billion (2006 est.)
Exports:
$6.714 billion f.o.b.; note - includes free trade zones (2006 est.)
Exports - commodities:
coffee, beef, shrimp and lobster, tobacco, sugar, gold, peanuts
Exports - partners:
US 34.1%, El Salvador 14.3%, Honduras 7.9%, Costa Rica 6.1%, Guatemala 5.2%, Mexico 5.1%, Spain 4.2% (2005)
Imports:
$3.202 billion f.o.b. (2006 est.)
Imports - commodities:
consumer goods, machinery and equipment, raw materials, corn byproducts (Ethonal)
Imports - partners:
US 20.1%, Venezuela 11.9%, Costa Rica 8.9%, Mexico 8.3%, Guatemala 7%, El Salvador 5.1%, Japan 4.5%, Ecuador 4.2% (2005)
Reserves of foreign exchange and gold:
$12.6 Billion
Debt - external:
0.00
Economic aid - recipient:
None
Currency (code):
gold cordoba (NIO)
Exchange rates:
gold cordobas per US dollar - .53
Fiscal year:
calendar year

Communications of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Telephones - main lines in use:
8,920,900 (2005)
Telephones - mobile cellular:
7.219 million (2005)
Telephone system:
general assessment: Highly adaptive and has supplied the majority of the country with use and has made overall life much better.
international: country code - 505; satellite earth stations - 1 Intersputnik (Atlantic Ocean region) and 1 Intelsat (Atlantic Ocean)
Radio broadcast stations:
None
Television broadcast stations:
1,201
Internet country code:
.nic
Internet hosts:
901,452 (2006)
Internet users:
8,431,006 (2005)

Transportation of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Airports:
1,790
Airports - with paved runways:
total: 1,623
Airports - with unpaved runways:
total: 167
Pipelines:
oil 19 km (2006)
Railways:
total: 29 km
narrow gauge: 6 km 1.067-m gauge
Roadways:
total: 1,919,036 km
paved: 1,799,001 km
unpaved: 120,035 km (2005)
Waterways:
132,220 km
Ports and terminals:
Bluefields, Corinto, El Bluff


Armed Forces of the Reformed Fascist State of Nicaragua
Military branches:
Army, Marines, Navy, Airforce, Lámina Fascista
Military service age and obligation:
16 Compulsory training, actual military profession is Voluntary
Manpower available for military service:
males age 17-49: 4,309,970
females age 17-49: 4,215,186 (2005 est.)
Manpower fit for military service:
males age 17-49: 3,951,425
females age 17-49: 3,829,649 (2005 est.)
Manpower reaching military service age annually:
males age 16-49: 965,170
females age 17-49: 863,133 (2005 est.)
Military expenditures - percent of GDP:
17.6% GDP

History:

You know, history is a very funny omnipotent thing. Nicaragua, in its time of being a country, was... a hell hole for anyone. Excluding the rich, but this was by no means the majority of the nation. No, that's probably why the Socialists where so powerful in the mid and late twentieth century. But the rich have... money and the rich made the people on their side wealthy also. Which is probably which the nation's military junta began. Funny, the pour made the country, perhaps all countries. The poor, in their quest to be better, formed the military junta, but also the poor, in their quest for equality, and therefore attempting to be as good as their neighbor, 'better' if you will, made the Socialist revolution.

The military juntas had a wear side affect for the United States, of which support their anti-Socialist ways, if not their pro-Capitalism. By no means was it a secretive movement, no. While the support they received from the United States was admirable, it was secret and not the main part. Indeed, in 1992, the surrounding countries wanted Nicaragua. So they sent, eighteen in total, rich politicians to form armies to rip it apart. Which they did. In the ensuing carnage, Nicaragua was split in four. No longer Nicaragua each man fought for his region, Regionalism had replaced Nationalism, and for good cause, as everything collapsed around them, even Hondurans and Costa Ricans, maybe even some Puerto Ricans went to Nicaragua, to fight our the separate land that was now held by four main lords, even of the original eighteen, only three hadn't died or been assassinated, and the survivors split up.

But there was a mean to this madness, the fourth piece, which had began it all threw calculation. Because Nicaragua itself was no longer a nation, it had no debt, a clean slate if you will. And the mastermind of this plan, today's Main Premier, Caleb R. Solis, began his recapture of his homeland at twenty years of age. His stockpiled Sherman M1's rode threw the country side, taking back all three pieces of Nicaragua, though only four of the Sherman's survived the crusade, of a hundred thirteen. The reason being, though the rich men had no tanks, they did have Anti-Tank weapons, which tour them apart. But thanks to "General" Solis' use of Infantry he kept the Sherman from being completely annihilated, even though by just a thread.

The retreating rich men, or should I say rich man, as the other two had been beheaded, had left a surplus of weapons, ammunition, and ships. The ships being large yachts that were outfitted with surplus recoilless rifles, some being as large as 107mm. These were used to fortify the surrounding waters of Nicaragua.

On May 18th, 1993, Caleb Ramon Solis declared Nicaragua a nation again, free of its debt and began his recreation of Nicaragua. Using highly trained and illusive pirates he captured three oil tanks, and five large supply ships, that had enough equipment on them to make a single oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico, not to mention Main Premier Solis had copies of these parts created so that three more oil rigs could be placed in the Gulf of Mexico by 1996, though the first was placed in October 1st, 1993. This was the clear marking of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua's economic boom.

Mainly, because Main Premier Solis had the cornfield turned into Ethonal producing farms, and the many highland turned into automobile factories that used Ethonal. This allowed for nearly all of the mined oil from the Gulf of Mexico could be sold, and was, to nations across the world. Mainly the United States, but tariffs had impeded profits, though recently the tariffs between both nations had been lifted.

The following jobs created by the boom in the Automobile and Farming industries lowered unemployment rates to a record bottom in twenty years, 1.7%. Along with the, then, constructing Condos that were being built to allow the rising child rate, and lowing of infant fatalities. By 2001, Nicaragua's economy had a GDP of 180 Billion. A massive scale of what it once was, and due to the none tariff between the United States and Nicaragua it is expected to go up to 194 Billion by the end of the decade.

Even the military had felt the grace of the boom, training compulsory for all sixteen year olds, though they have the option of joining the military. Though many try, only 100,000 are currently surviving in the military. But the equipment they use is of the highest tech in the Central American area, and high portions of South America. Even their Communist Mexican acquaintances up north do not have as well a trained army, nor equipped military as them. Especially thanks to the recent equipment bought from the Austrian nation, the weapon being the Steyr AUG.

This is a report by,
Manuel Carlos Emmanuel
Chief Historian of Nicaragua

OPEN

Official Soviet Communique

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics would like to establish an embassy in Managua.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la Unión de las Repúblicas Socialistas del Estado

Why do you wish to partake in diplomatic procedures with nations to far from your border? Is it that you are trying to convert our people, trying to smuggle your infamous KGB into our nation? Well I assure you with the utmost implications of my power in this grand nation of a Fascist state, that if I get the slightest tingle in the back of my neck about your doings in my great nation, that your men and diplomats will be sent straight back to your Socialist ground, even if they are a meter away from docking at any of our ports. Now, establish why your people are attempting to set up a diplomatic communication between our nations?

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

{{OOC: I apologize for sounding so forceful, but I can't let you in without a fight, ya know? ;) Plus I need to feel out your diplomatic skills, this could go sour at any moment. And if it does, I want you to know, it isn't a personnel thing, but Nicaragua isn't very nice to Socialist or Communists.}}

Official message from the Glorious state of south Africa:

My fellow fascist nation! We would like to invite you to have an embassy in our capital, and request that you allow us one as well. We offer this as a gesture of friendship and cooperation, hopefully our nations can foster a lasting friendship in the future. Incidentally, we have some Agriculture surplus, and we might need some extra fuel for our military soon. Would you be interested in trading?

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la Unión de las Repúblicas Socialistas del Estado

Why do you wish to partake in diplomatic procedures with nations to far from your border? Is it that you are trying to convert our people, trying to smuggle your infamous KGB into our nation? Well I assure you with the utmost implications of my power in this grand nation of a Fascist state, that if I get the slightest tingle in the back of my neck about your doings in my great nation, that your men and diplomats will be sent straight back to your Socialist ground, even if they are a meter away from docking at any of our ports. Now, establish why your people are attempting to set up a diplomatic communication between our nations?

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

{{OOC: I apologize for sounding so forceful, but I can't let you in without a fight, ya know? ;) Plus I need to feel out your diplomatic skills, this could go sour at any moment. And if it does, I want you to know, it isn't a personnel thing, but Nicaragua isn't very nice to Socialist or Communists.}}

(Oh, I know, I'm simply trying to be the friendly communist superpower. :p)

Official Soviet Response

We have no interest in converting yours, or any other people, to communism, as evidenced by our non-aggression pact with Japan. Our diplomats would be more than willing to leave if you expel them, sir, but we'd prefer if you did have a reason for your suspicion first. Diplomacy in today's world knows no bounds, as the Earth has become quite a small place. Our allies, Mexico and Cuba, are both in your region, and we simply want to make sure you relations between all three of you remain stable. As for our reason to establish an embassy in your nation, good sir, we simply want to extend a hand of friendship to your people of Central America, and we hope to further strengthen our diplomatic ties in the future.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

We wish to know the amount of the oil you need, and the amount of Ethonal that you could sell to us. Also, any and all trade that happens between us will be protected by your fleet. If the cargo is lost, even one percent of it, you must compensate for it yourself, as it is you responsibility. We will also gladly accept an embassy inside of your borders, as long as we are allowed fifteen armed guard, Steyr AUG equipped, thirty working personnel, also equipped with an FN Forty-nine, and our diplomat will be a black man from the Dominican Republic, Xavier Charles Pilhe. If you wish to have an embassy in our nation, it will located in Managua, where there you will be allowed a maximium of ten armer guards, no vehicles, and up to forty working personnel, only half of which can carry arms if they please.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Corbournne;12703860'](Oh, I know, I'm simply trying to be the friendly communist superpower. :p)

Official Soviet Response

We have no interest in converting yours, or any other people, to communism, as evidenced by our non-aggression pact with Japan. Our diplomats would be more than willing to leave if you expel them, sir, but we'd prefer if you did have a reason for your suspicion first. Diplomacy in today's world knows no bounds, as the Earth has become quite a small place. Our allies, Mexico and Cuba, are both in your region, and we simply want to make sure you relations between all three of you remain stable. As for our reason to establish an embassy in your nation, good sir, we simply want to extend a hand of friendship to your people of Central America, and we hope to further strengthen our diplomatic ties in the future.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la Unión de las Repúblicas Socialistas del Estado


Ah, we see. You simply are protecting your assets, and hoping to be an ally of an enemy. Well, though we may be Fascist state, we are fair, if not by your Socialistic ways, then by our own, Capitalist ways. And if history serves well for this occasion, then we will allow the following. If you do not wish for these, then simply as so, and you will not require the need to expand oil on a voyage to our great nation. The demands are as follows. Three armed guards a maxium, twenty working personnel, no vehicles. If we're in a state of war with a non Communist power, or one that is, but not of your friendship, we will protect them until your navy arrives to whisk them away. If we are at war with a nation that you are supporting, your diplomatic personnel will be shot. And this is for a revision also, if we are at war with a nation that is your ally, but you will not give support for either crisis help nor war help during the military engagements we have with them, your diplomatic personnel will not be shot, but will also not be allowed to leave during the war. Once it is over you can keep them here or pull them out, but be assured, that we will defend your embassy in such an occasion as if it were our own.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la Unión de las Repúblicas Socialistas del Estado


Ah, we see. You simply are protecting your assets, and hoping to be an ally of an enemy. Well, though we may be Fascist state, we are fair, if not by your Socialistic ways, then by our own, Capitalist ways. And if history serves well for this occasion, then we will allow the following. If you do not wish for these, then simply as so, and you will not require the need to expand oil on a voyage to our great nation. The demands are as follows. Three armed guards a maxium, twenty working personnel, no vehicles. If we're in a state of war with a non Communist power, or one that is, but not of your friendship, we will protect them until your navy arrives to whisk them away. If we are at war with a nation that you are supporting, your diplomatic personnel will be shot. And this is for a revision also, if we are at war with a nation that is your ally, but you will not give support for either crisis help nor war help during the military engagements we have with them, your diplomatic personnel will not be shot, but will also not be allowed to leave during the war. Once it is over you can keep them here or pull them out, but be assured, that we will defend your embassy in such an occasion as if it were our own.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official Soviet Response

The terms are accepted as long as they apply to any diplomatic personnel you send to our nation. If you choose not to establish an embassy in our nation, however, the condition will be in effect for an amount of Nicaraguan nationals in the USSR equivalent to the number of diplomatic staff we have in your nation.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

We wish to know the amount of the oil you need, and the amount of Ethonal that you could sell to us. Also, any and all trade that happens between us will be protected by your fleet. If the cargo is lost, even one percent of it, you must compensate for it yourself, as it is you responsibility. We will also gladly accept an embassy inside of your borders, as long as we are allowed fifteen armed guard, Steyr AUG equipped, thirty working personnel, also equipped with an FN Forty-nine, and our diplomat will be a black man from the Dominican Republic, Xavier Charles Pilhe. If you wish to have an embassy in our nation, it will located in Managua, where there you will be allowed a maximium of ten armer guards, no vehicles, and up to forty working personnel, only half of which can carry arms if they please.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua
Official response from the glorious state of South Africa

Something on the order of 2000 barrels or so should be enough, as we are mostly stockpiling now, but we are wiling to buy more to make it worth it to transport. We're capable of producing approximately 300,000 gallons of ethanol, however, we are expecting a population surge soon, and we may need to cut back on that in order to use the crops for food. You're embassy request is approved, and are your provisions for our embassy.

((OOC: My knowledge of trading levels is sorely lacking. I appologize if I was WAY off))

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la Unión de las Repúblicas Socialistas del Estado

Then that is that. The following that will be sent are three guards, ten working personnel, and our Canadian-born diplomat, Edgar Jay Wycliffe. Do you wish to place any economic sanction, discuss dealings with certain nations. Certain regions also, Middle East, Central, South Americas. Of course if you really are attempting to make allies of us, then these would be happily received, at least in the utmost recesses of my own mind, and that of my Grand Parliamentary Cabinet. Of which are two highly trained physiologists that would see a refusal as an offensive touch to these proceedings, and would believe you to be hiding something of importance to our nation, maybe to your ignorance it could be nothing, or to our ignorance it could be nothing. But this is the proposal.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la Unión de las Repúblicas Socialistas del Estado

Then that is that. The following that will be sent are three guards, ten working personnel, and our Canadian-born diplomat, Edgar Jay Wycliffe. Do you wish to place any economic sanction, discuss dealings with certain nations. Certain regions also, Middle East, Central, South Americas. Of course if you really are attempting to make allies of us, then these would be happily received, at least in the utmost recesses of my own mind, and that of my Grand Parliamentary Cabinet. Of which are two highly trained physiologists that would see a refusal as an offensive touch to these proceedings, and would believe you to be hiding something of importance to our nation, maybe to your ignorance it could be nothing, or to our ignorance it could be nothing. But this is the proposal.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official Soviet Response

Your ambassadorial staff will be well-received in Moscow. As to discussions of other nations of the world, we would be more than open to talking. You need only name said region.

Official response from the glorious state of South Africa

Something on the order of 2000 barrels or so should be enough, as we are mostly stockpiling now, but we are wiling to buy more to make it worth it to transport. We're capable of producing approximately 300,000 gallons of ethanol, however, we are expecting a population surge soon, and we may need to cut back on that in order to use the crops for food. You're embassy request is approved, and are your provisions for our embassy.

((OOC: My knowledge of trading levels is sorely lacking. I appologize if I was WAY off))

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

2,000 Barrels of oil is somewhat low, and if you're stockpiling now I would expect you to be requesting much high, perhaps 20,000? Then again, you will be defending this cargo, and you may want to make it worth your while, and 20,000 would be a such. We are in some need of Ethonal, but prefer to keep our own production of such domestic, we dislike needing other countries, to no offense of your own, to keep us moving. However, we will import 20,000 barrels of Ethonal, and as pure our agreement, you are to protect them. We will cut back our tariffs and taxes to your nation down to only eleven percent. And are these 20,000 barrels to be shipped monthly or yearly? Our 20,000 barrels of Ethonal are to be shipped monthly, and will buy the total of them at fifty million each month. And we expect you to purchase the barrels of oil for forty-seven million, though adding to the tariff and tax.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

We shall require the oil shipped monthly. And as per both agreements we must have a termination clause whereby we may send you a notice that we can no longer, or will no longer protect these shipments or accept responsibility for damages and your nation will have to decide whether or not it wishes to continue them. If you'll grant us this clause, we'll have a deal.

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

We shall require the oil shipped monthly. And as per both agreements we must have a termination clause whereby we may send you a notice that we can no longer, or will no longer protect these shipments or accept responsibility for damages and your nation will have to decide whether or not it wishes to continue them. If you'll grant us this clause, we'll have a deal.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

Let us instigate this clause can not, and by your major part, will not be initiated during or on the return voyage of the ship. This must be initiate while the cargo is in Nicaraguan's docks. Not in any other place on this earth. No ocean, not in your docks, it has to be in our docks. The reason of this is obvious, but we will simply explain. Allowing you to disengage as escorts of our ships could end in the lose of our ship mid-voyage, which is bad business. And having no escort from the return of the pirate filled waters of Africa, is somewhat... dangerous. And a risk we are not willing to take. Furthermore, your clause being activated while the cargo is in dock, on Nicaraguan soil, will allow us to redirect the ship's cargo towards profits.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

*BUMP*

Corbournne;12703971']Official Soviet Response

Your ambassadorial staff will be well-received in Moscow. As to discussions of other nations of the world, we would be more than open to talking. You need only name said region.

(Just makin' sure this didn't get lost.)

Corbournne;12705767'](Just makin' sure this didn't get lost.)

{{OOC: Well... I don't think we need to talk about it ICly... What's your AIM or MSN?

AIM: NicaraguanHombre
MSN: metalblade2@msn.com}}

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

Let us instigate this clause can not, and by your major part, will not be initiated during or on the return voyage of the ship. This must be initiate while the cargo is in Nicaraguan's docks. Not in any other place on this earth. No ocean, not in your docks, it has to be in our docks. The reason of this is obvious, but we will simply explain. Allowing you to disengage as escorts of our ships could end in the lose of our ship mid-voyage, which is bad business. And having no escort from the return of the pirate filled waters of Africa, is somewhat... dangerous. And a risk we are not willing to take. Furthermore, your clause being activated while the cargo is in dock, on Nicaraguan soil, will allow us to redirect the ship's cargo towards profits.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

We of course accept that limitation, and assure you, that even if it had not been explicitly detailed, we would have at the very least continued to escort your ships until they had reached their home ports. However given the geopolitical climate, we understand your reasons for elaborating.

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

We of course accept that limitation, and assure you, that even if it had not been explicitly detailed, we would have at the very least continued to escort your ships until they had reached their home ports. However given the geopolitical climate, we understand your reasons for elaborating.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

Than I expect we have a deal? We have our first shipment towards you at the docks and filled, waiting for their escort. We will allow you some less loss of oil and move our shipment into the United States defended Gulf of Mexico, there you will pick them up. Please be swift, the Gulf of Mexico is notorious for hurricanes and bad weather during the entire year.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official Communique from the Peoples Republic of Poland

The Peoples Republic of Poland would like to set up a diplomatic embassy in Manangua to keep our nations friendly.

Sincerly,
Dominik Narkowski
President of State

Official Communique from the Peoples Republic of Poland

The Peoples Republic of Poland would like to set up a diplomatic embassy in Manangua to keep our nations friendly.

Sincerly,
Dominik Narkowski
President of State


Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la República Popular de Polonia

We already of an embassy from your father nation, or should I saw, confederation. The USSR has set up an embassy and their diplomats are there as we speak. We will allow you to move one diplomat and two working personnel into the same embassy as the USSR but will not allow you to have your own. Money must be saved, and waisting it on Utopian Socialists is not something we will do. Now if you choose to refuse our less than generous offer we understand, and contact between our two nations shall end with this.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official United Kingdom of South Korea Diplomatic Communique:

We would like to open a embassy in your country, and we offer you to have an embassy in Seoul, and a consulate in a city of your choice.

Kim Anyard
PM
United Kingdom of South Korea

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

Than I expect we have a deal? We have our first shipment towards you at the docks and filled, waiting for their escort. We will allow you some less loss of oil and move our shipment into the United States defended Gulf of Mexico, there you will pick them up. Please be swift, the Gulf of Mexico is notorious for hurricanes and bad weather during the entire year.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

We assure you, our ships will be there posthaste. As I send this, two of our best frigates have left port to escort your ships, and several missile boats will be waiting to escort them once they get closer to the treacherous continent.

((OOC: Yeah, my navy sucks. ;) Still trying to figure out what I can justify tacking on to it with my nation being so much more militaristic then the real one. Oh, I have MSN, would it be easier if I add you?))

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

We assure you, our ships will be there posthaste. As I send this, two of our best frigates have left port to escort your ships, and several missile boats will be waiting to escort them once they get closer to the treacherous continent.

((OOC: Yeah, my navy sucks. ;) Still trying to figure out what I can justify tacking on to it with my nation being so much more militaristic then the real one. Oh, I have MSN, would it be easier if I add you?))

My MSN is:
metalblade2@msn.com

Official United Kingdom of South Korea Diplomatic Communique:

We would like to open a embassy in your country, and we offer you to have an embassy in Seoul, and a consulate in a city of your choice.

Kim Anyard
PM
United Kingdom of South Korea

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Reino Unido de Corea del Sur

We will accept and embassy entering and being maintained in our borders, and will have an embassy in Seoul, with the consulate in the same. As this leads to my next request, do you have a wish for oil trading? We will sell it to you for the cheap price of 80 pesos per crude oil.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official Korean Diplomatic Reply:

We would be interested in acquiring 100 barrel's of crude oil for 8,000 peso's, we'll send the money and convert it to peso's and give the money to your tresuary, we'll wait for the oil barrels. We hope, seeing as how we're both in NATO, this will make our relation's stronger.

Kim Anyard
PM's Office
Seoul
United Kingdom of South Korea

Official Korean Diplomatic Reply:

We would be interested in acquiring 100 barrel's of crude oil for 8,000 peso's, we'll send the money and convert it to peso's and give the money to your tresuary, we'll wait for the oil barrels. We hope, seeing as how we're both in NATO, this will make our relation's stronger.

Kim Anyard
PM's Office
Seoul
United Kingdom of South Korea

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Reino Unido de Corea del
Sur

The exchange rate is .53 gold carbons (National Currency) per us dollar. Which would bring the full sum of the exchange at 1.6 million dollars. We wish for you to understand that you will be defending this oil convoy, and if the oil is lost, you must pay for all such things. Including the ship, if damaged or destroyed, or even capture. But we are sure of your technological prowess, and such a thing would be easy for you to handle. But on a further note, one hundred barrels of oil is not much of an expenditure, as that barely fills up even the smallest of our oil ships. We hope you will accept our offer to boost it up to a forty million barrels of oil a month, as your nation consumes a large amount. We've calculated it to be 2.149 barrels of oil a day, while you barely produce 8,000 barrels yourself. Because of such a large cost we will lower the tax and tariff to a minimal fee of eight percent. If you accept this we will send you the check, if you wish. Trust us, we will get you your oil.


Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official Response:

We will send you the 1.6 million dollars, how much do we need to send for the 40 million barrel's of oil a month, we will send it. We've sent 10-15 destoryers on the way to Nicaragua to protect your oil ships, we hope this will be the start of a fruitful relationship between our nations.

Kim Anyard
Seoul
United Kingdom of South Korea

Federal Norwegian Republic
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Official Communiqué

To the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua:

I am prepared to provide you with the discounted weapons and military hardware you have requested, in return for both petroleum and food supplies.

Sincerely,
Otto Albert Nordli
Otto Albert Nordli
High Chancellor of Norway

Official Response:

We will send you the 1.6 million dollars, how much do we need to send for the 40 million barrel's of oil a month, we will send it. We've sent 10-15 destoryers on the way to Nicaragua to protect your oil ships, we hope this will be the start of a fruitful relationship between our nations.

Kim Anyard
Seoul
United Kingdom of South Korea

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Reino Unido de Corea del
Sur

We thank you for the business and the tally will be up soon.

560 Per Barrel
40,000,000 Barrels
22.4 Billion
1.792 Billion Added for Tariff
Total due to Acces to NATO: 23 Billion
Amount Added to OUR GDP: 21 Billion

The total price of the shipped oil is twenty-three billion. Remember, if you lose a tanker, or any oil, you must still pay for it. So we expect you not to. The reason why we ask this is due to our small navy and the protection we want for out workers. Thank you for the business, ally.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Federal Norwegian Republic
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Official Communiqué

To the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua:

I am prepared to provide you with the discounted weapons and military hardware you have requested, in return for both petroleum and food supplies.

Sincerely,
Otto Albert Nordli
Otto Albert Nordli
High Chancellor of Norway

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y la República Noruega Federal

We accept this and we will a lot what you need. Have a good time, and what weapons do you have available to sell to us? As you can see our technology is sorely lacking and we wish to improve upon this weakness, as you can surely understand.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official Response:

You're welcome, we'll send the 23 billion promptly, and we'll give the oil tanker's plenty of protection. Would you be interested in acquriing some Daewoo K1/K2 rifle's that we're selling? If you're interested they're 800-950$ a rifle.
Kim Anyard
PM
United Kingdom of South Korea

Official Response:

You're welcome, we'll send the 23 billion promptly, and we'll give the oil tanker's plenty of protection. Would you be interested in acquriing some Daewoo K1/K2 rifle's that we're selling? If you're interested they're 800-950$ a rifle.
Kim Anyard
PM
United Kingdom of South Korea

{{OOC: Lets talk OOCly for a bit. And, we're currently using the Steyr AUG right now, so no. But talk to me on MSN or AIM.
MSN: metalblade2@msn.com
AIM: NicaraguanHombre}}

Federal Norwegian Republic
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Official Communiqué

To Nicaragua:

For your land forces, we will be able to sell you AG-3 Battle Rifles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AG-3), MP5 submachine guns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP5), FN Minimi machine guns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_Minimi), M2 Browning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun) heavy machine guns, and Vapensmia NM149 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Våpensmia_NM149) sniper rifles. In terms of naval vessels, we can provide Oslo-class frigates
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo_class_frigate) and Ula submarines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ula_class_submarine). We also have F-16 fighter jets available for you.

Sincerely,
Otto Albert Nordli
Otto Albert Nordli
High Chancellor of Norway

Federal Norwegian Republic
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Official Communiqué

To Nicaragua:

For your land forces, we will be able to sell you AG-3 Battle Rifles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AG-3), MP5 submachine guns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP5), FN Minimi machine guns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_Minimi), M2 Browning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun) heavy machine guns, and Vapensmia NM149 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Våpensmia_NM149) sniper rifles. In terms of naval vessels, we can provide Oslo-class frigates
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo_class_frigate) and Ula submarines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ula_class_submarine). We also have F-16 fighter jets available for you.

Sincerely,
Otto Albert Nordli
Otto Albert Nordli
High Chancellor of Norway

{{OOC: Do you have AIM or MSN?}}

ooc: Aim.

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

We wish to upgrade the amount of oil we send monthly to eleven million barrels per month. It will cost you a total of 6.16 Billion gold carbodas, and with our exchange rate the actual amount you will be paying is 9.425 billion dollars for these shipments. This will raise our total GDP yearly up by thirteen billion.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Comunicación Oficial Entre el Estado Reformado Fascista de Nicaragua y el Estado Glorioso de Suráfrica

We wish to upgrade the amount of oil we send monthly to eleven million barrels per month. It will cost you a total of 6.16 Billion gold carbodas, and with our exchange rate the actual amount you will be paying is 9.425 billion dollars for these shipments. This will raise our total GDP yearly up by thirteen billion.

Signed,
Caleb Ramon Solis
Main Premier of the Fascist Reformed State of Nicaragua

Official response from the Glorious state of South Africa:

That is acceptable.

Official Israeli Communique
The State of Israel would like to open an embassy in Managua.
You can open an embassy in Tel Aviv in return.