Dyelli Beybi
25-05-2007, 10:00
"Enemies to Port!"
"Fire!" there was a deafening roar and huge jet of flame.
"Yeah." the crewman who had been watching the IR camera displays had stood up, peering out the window instead, "I think we can safely say there are no enemy units there anymore."
"Very impressive." the man speaking was a thin, weasely man with a van dyke beard.
"Don't you think." another man sat on a balustrade smoking a cigarette he looked like he had rolled himself.
The second was wearing a long black coat, brown sea boots, with a long trailing red sash and was in many respects a spitting image of the first, just thirty odd years younger and without the beard, "Yes I do think Vladimir. The South has been very resourceful."
Vladimir flicked his cigarette away, "So Father, I assume you're thinking something."
The older man stared at his son with an unreadable expression, "I imagine you are here to ask us to reallign ourselves with Dyelli Beybi."
"Father." he gave a look of mock horror, "Is there no such thing as a friendly family visit?"
His Father raised an eyebrow but said nothing, "Ok." his son chuckled, "Yes, we want Brezhnev to swear allegiance to the Tzarina, and in return we will mercilessly butcher every Var, rogue orc, elf and funny robotic drone in the Arctic circle."
"And if he doesn't, I assume there is some kind of catch?" the father inquired.
"We mercilessly butcher every rebel, Var, rogue orc, elf and funny robotic drone in the Arctic circle." Vladimir grinned wolfishly, "But you aren't losing anything either. Dyelli Beybi is a democracy again, and not one where a few people are pulling all the strings either."
"Alright." the older man nodded, a slight smile forming on his face, "Stick and the carrot aye? You're already becoming a fine example of the Dzerzhinsky family. And of course you remember this was never meant to be a permanent rebellion... although there was never meant to be a Tzarina either."
"There wasn't." Vladimir shrugged, "Things don't always go according to plan. Rolyalty or no, I can't help but like her... So you will speak to Brezhnev?"
"Yes." he nodded his affirmation, "Just one question, who is running this ship?"
Vladmir arched an eyebrow nodding to a figure behind his father.
"Hello Felix." it was a soft, feminine and very familiar voice...
He turned, there was a woman there blonde, big innocent blue eyes that hid the fact that she was the most notorious pirate in Klatch. She wore the same vague uniform as Vladimir, with black gloves and a black wie brimmed hat with a bright red feather.
"May I present Grand Admiral Collins." Vladimir intoned.
She grinned, it wasn't a pleasant grin at all.
"Fire!" there was a deafening roar and huge jet of flame.
"Yeah." the crewman who had been watching the IR camera displays had stood up, peering out the window instead, "I think we can safely say there are no enemy units there anymore."
"Very impressive." the man speaking was a thin, weasely man with a van dyke beard.
"Don't you think." another man sat on a balustrade smoking a cigarette he looked like he had rolled himself.
The second was wearing a long black coat, brown sea boots, with a long trailing red sash and was in many respects a spitting image of the first, just thirty odd years younger and without the beard, "Yes I do think Vladimir. The South has been very resourceful."
Vladimir flicked his cigarette away, "So Father, I assume you're thinking something."
The older man stared at his son with an unreadable expression, "I imagine you are here to ask us to reallign ourselves with Dyelli Beybi."
"Father." he gave a look of mock horror, "Is there no such thing as a friendly family visit?"
His Father raised an eyebrow but said nothing, "Ok." his son chuckled, "Yes, we want Brezhnev to swear allegiance to the Tzarina, and in return we will mercilessly butcher every Var, rogue orc, elf and funny robotic drone in the Arctic circle."
"And if he doesn't, I assume there is some kind of catch?" the father inquired.
"We mercilessly butcher every rebel, Var, rogue orc, elf and funny robotic drone in the Arctic circle." Vladimir grinned wolfishly, "But you aren't losing anything either. Dyelli Beybi is a democracy again, and not one where a few people are pulling all the strings either."
"Alright." the older man nodded, a slight smile forming on his face, "Stick and the carrot aye? You're already becoming a fine example of the Dzerzhinsky family. And of course you remember this was never meant to be a permanent rebellion... although there was never meant to be a Tzarina either."
"There wasn't." Vladimir shrugged, "Things don't always go according to plan. Rolyalty or no, I can't help but like her... So you will speak to Brezhnev?"
"Yes." he nodded his affirmation, "Just one question, who is running this ship?"
Vladmir arched an eyebrow nodding to a figure behind his father.
"Hello Felix." it was a soft, feminine and very familiar voice...
He turned, there was a woman there blonde, big innocent blue eyes that hid the fact that she was the most notorious pirate in Klatch. She wore the same vague uniform as Vladimir, with black gloves and a black wie brimmed hat with a bright red feather.
"May I present Grand Admiral Collins." Vladimir intoned.
She grinned, it wasn't a pleasant grin at all.