NationStates Jolt Archive

Have you ever taken a walk in a forest of your nation, listened to the birds chirping, smelled the fresh deer droppings, and then leaned up against a tree only to find your back covered in slimy moss? Who hasn't parked their shiny new automobile at the end of the day under a tree for the afternoon, only to find it has been covered in pollen (which is really a part of the trees reproductive cycle, yuck right?) Who needs forests. How many billons of people suffer needlessly from tree pollen allergies?


Now with the all new PD-TreeChopper 4000 you can cut a whole forest down in a day and solve all your tree-related problems.
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The Tree Chopper 4000 has 10 large circular saw blades and 3 massive ones, and they can rip through about 5,000 trees before they need sharpening/replacing. The vehicle is tracked and capable of traversing most types of terrain as well as fording small rivers and trenches. It has an on board fire suppression system and Pioneer sound system. It can tow a number of logs behind it or they can be strapped to the sides of the vehicle itself

Statistics

Crew: [2] needed to operate, provision for 5
Engine: Diesel Electric Hybrid Engine producing 1000hp
Max Speed: 30mph / 48kph
Price: $2 million (2,000,000) each


Note: Members of ACTO, SL and CoS please do not post in this thread.

OOC: What about flowers? You need to make a weed whacker to follow up on this.

OOC: What about flowers? You need to make a weed whacker to follow up on this.

((OOC: Some means of killing dogs and cats too.))

I'm allergic to dust. Won't this just make smaller, more powerful dust?

Coming soon to solve both problems: Agent Fuchsia >_> <_<