SaintB
24-05-2007, 18:07
Patricia Loudmouth Reports
The Kingdom of SaintB's most successful franchise, Shitty Pizza, founded and headed by Colonol Bobby Lee Shitty has announced today that he wishes to go international. The multi billionaire said in a press conference today he was willing to stake his reputation on the fact that Shitty Pizza is the best pizza on earth and would go international to prove it.
Colonel Bobby Lee Shitty commanded a regiment of soldiers during SainB's decade long civil war and was a loyal supporter of Saint Benard's rise to power. After his military career ended he revolutionized the pizza delivery industry by creating the drive through pizzaria which quickly caught on. Currently Shitty Pizza has 500 locations throughout SaintB, including one in every town with a population of at least 22,000.
Bobby Lee Shitty appears in a press conference, he is dressed in normal street clothes and has a wide, charming grin on his face as he speaks.
Shitty Pizza is the best Pizza in SaintB, and the whole world! To prove it I want to take my franchise international; I promise that within the next ten years I will change the definition of the term 'thats shitty!'. I'll stake my entire companies reputation on the fact that if people from all over the world do not like Shitty Pizza I will go public with my company!
Patricia Loudmouth
Shitty Pizza is currently looking for nations willing to except his expansion. It remains yet to be seen whether Bobby Lee's plans are shitty, or if they stink!
The Kingdom of SaintB's most successful franchise, Shitty Pizza, founded and headed by Colonol Bobby Lee Shitty has announced today that he wishes to go international. The multi billionaire said in a press conference today he was willing to stake his reputation on the fact that Shitty Pizza is the best pizza on earth and would go international to prove it.
Colonel Bobby Lee Shitty commanded a regiment of soldiers during SainB's decade long civil war and was a loyal supporter of Saint Benard's rise to power. After his military career ended he revolutionized the pizza delivery industry by creating the drive through pizzaria which quickly caught on. Currently Shitty Pizza has 500 locations throughout SaintB, including one in every town with a population of at least 22,000.
Bobby Lee Shitty appears in a press conference, he is dressed in normal street clothes and has a wide, charming grin on his face as he speaks.
Shitty Pizza is the best Pizza in SaintB, and the whole world! To prove it I want to take my franchise international; I promise that within the next ten years I will change the definition of the term 'thats shitty!'. I'll stake my entire companies reputation on the fact that if people from all over the world do not like Shitty Pizza I will go public with my company!
Patricia Loudmouth
Shitty Pizza is currently looking for nations willing to except his expansion. It remains yet to be seen whether Bobby Lee's plans are shitty, or if they stink!