NationStates Jolt Archive


Interesting Facts Etc. On Your Nation (OOC, MT)

Alacea
22-05-2007, 20:26
So, I thought this would be a good place for us all to post a few interesting facts or weird laws about our nations that we haven't plastered on NSwiki yet. I'll get us started.

12.5% of all births in Alacea are twins, most of them identical and of the same gender. That means about 25% of the population is a twin!

The Hammer & Sickle is illegal in many public areas in Alacea.


Whatch'u got?
Green Hawk
22-05-2007, 20:32
In Green Hawk everyone loves birds. They like them so much the nation was named after a bird, people name thier children after birds, money is also named after a body part of a bird, our national animal is a type of bird, our states are named after birds, hunting of birds is illegal and there is much more, but I feel like I'm boring everyone with all these details. However, the funny thing is... Only a few species of birds live in Green Hawk. :rolleyes:
Maraque
22-05-2007, 20:41
More than a third (39%) of the population is bisexual.

Suburbs are non-existent. Everyone lives in apartments in vast urban centers.

There are 30 billion registered vehicles in the country.
Kurona
22-05-2007, 21:02
More than 25% of Kuronans live on a farm

More than 35% live in the country or a small country town

(OOC: I use Castle Thunder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_thunder_%28sound_effect%29) in stormy weather)

Kurona has more thunder storms (From light-sever) and more twisters than any other country in the world and even more than any country in the Xanadou Region

The two major religions in Kurona are Shintoisim and Catholicisim. These are the two most widley practiced religions. the LDS Church comes in 3rd under them.

More people of Japanese ancestry (Kuronan-Asian) live out West while more Kuronans of a Erupoean ancestry (Kuronan-Anglo) live more East . People of other Pacific decent live along the southern coast (Kuronan-Islander)

Kurona has a dividing line to deem where Homosexuality is legal. It falls about 65 degres longitude and it is illegal to cross this border with the sole intent of entering into a gay, lesbian or bisexual relationship.

Kurona is still only half-modernized. Nearly 98% of homes still use lantern or candal light. More ships are still sailing ships and no one own a motorized vehicle, (With the exception of the steamcar which less than .1% actually have)

Kurona has suburbs but no gated communties

Kurona has public pools and natural sulfer-free hotsprings.

Kurona has the most forests in Xanadou

There is now a port city that is unlivable due to a nuclear attack.

Kurona has a complusory School Uniform Law but it isn't widley enforced
SaintB
22-05-2007, 21:04
The Kingdom of SaintB has no Marriage Laws.
It is also the most culturally diverse nation in its region despite the fact that it has no social equality laws.
Granate
22-05-2007, 21:06
Granatians have a very unnecessary fear of flying. No one knows why, that is why many of Granate's Pilots are consider crazy by the General Populace.
Cookesland
22-05-2007, 21:09
Most people in Cookesland go by their middle name rather than their first name.

e.x. people would call John Patrick Smith, Pat
Maraque
22-05-2007, 21:12
It is illegal to be denied entrance into an establishment aimed towards a specific social class. e.i., expensive clothing stores, car dealerships, restaurants.
The Genoshan Isles
22-05-2007, 21:13
Genoshans learn to swim before they can walk.
96% of births are done underwater.
Aurum Domus
22-05-2007, 21:18
A successful military sniper is regarded as a hero in Aurum Domus and sniping is a popular sport. The current High General was a Scout Sniper in the ADMC with over 170 confirmed kills.
Kanami
22-05-2007, 21:25
Students are required to wear uniforms

There are anti-discrimination laws through there isn't wide trouble with it.

Enrollment in the military is expected to grow between 1.5%-2%
Maraque
22-05-2007, 21:28
There is such little crime in Maraque that the 4 million strong police force is actually too big. That is 80 for every 100,000 people.
Cookesland
22-05-2007, 21:29
only about 8-15% of the population of Cookesland is right handed
United kingdom2
22-05-2007, 21:30
British citizens get fined 123 million pounds for hunting the Red Kangaroo which is the national animal since there are only 456 Red Kangaroos left.
Maraque
22-05-2007, 21:31
Kids in Maraque can generally read at a high school level before the 3rd grade.
The Blub Colony
22-05-2007, 21:36
The Blubs are opening what will be the world's largest resort/vacation site, called Paradise Island.
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
22-05-2007, 21:47
The nation of Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh was disolved by a single corporation in less than two years of its founding, and the entire country is now owned and trademarked by Axe & Hammer Industries.

Axe & Hammer Industries specializes in arms manufacturing and has the best employee health benefits plan in its part of the world.

Axe & Hammer Industries has almost five billion employees.

Axe & Hammer Industries does not have a full-time military, but instead has a contracted mercenary military that has been working full time since the company's founding.
New Nicksyllvania
22-05-2007, 22:19
62% of Nicksyllvanians are female due to wars, a harsh eugenics policy on male births, and abortion of female fetus's being illegal.

Marriage is only legal once a man has finished his 3 years of military service. Polygamy is legal for those who aquire Officer rank or recieve university level education.

100% of Nicksyllvanians are Right handed, any left handed children have it tied behind their back and are forced to use their right hand until it is dominant.

Imperial Nicksyllvanian State Corporation has a majority share of 97% of the Nation's business's, and at least a third of the share's of the remaining 3%.

A Noble's son may only aquire noble status if he is an Officer in the military. A Noble's daughter may only wed one that is an Officer.
Alacea
22-05-2007, 23:10
NN, how could an Imperialist Nation be practically communist?
Clandonia Prime
22-05-2007, 23:21
Civilian owned nuclear weaponry is legal, many devices and used in the construction and mining industry in Clandonia. The government does place restrictions on the use but with a license and permit nuclear warheads are often used in strip mining and mountain demolition projects.
Calizorinstan
22-05-2007, 23:28
Every child in high school is taught fire-arm's, some chose the sniper school, other's choose the sub machine gun school, thus the Calizorinstani populace has some very good sniper's.

Every house has an MG42 posistion in the upper window's, and family's are given Browining Automatic Rifle's to protect their home's, and children at the age of 16.5 are given K-98 Mauser's, and M1911 Colt's to protect themselve's on the street, crime is at an alltime low right now.
Vetalia
22-05-2007, 23:29
13% of Vetalian citizens are robots and 29% have some form of cybernetic implant.

We also have a very strong disdain for nobility, dating from our revolution that overthrew the Vetalian empire in 1951-1955; we purposely refer to nobles from other nations by their first names or with a simple title like Mr. or Mrs.. In addition, accepting a noble title other than knighthood will result in permanent loss of citizenship unless the title is revoked.

Our capitol city, Vetalia City, was the first planned city in our nation when it was founded in 1909.
Dragonicale
22-05-2007, 23:31
More than half the pop are anthro dragons.

Cities are often remote and have usually less than 70,000. (Dragonicale, the capital and the biggest city, only has 65,00) Due to the fact of harsh weathers. Winter is considered almost worse than the Siberia sometimes while the summer is mild but constantly have dust storms and tornadoes and dangerous thunderstorms so don't you think of invading us since our tanks and men are suited to the wild environment. If you rp that all of your men are intact after a blizzard, you suck! Problems are caused by lack of communications sometimes to the enemy and us but would mostly affect us. Cities locations cannot be found unless looked on a map or satellite.

Cities are often seen with special bubbles that protect them. Also most of our soldiers practice guerilla warefare due to the terrain and weather. Farming is very difficult in Dragonicale but can flourish inside the "Red Center" which produces 80% of the food of Dragonicale and is not red and is not next to the center at all. Also Dragonicale import 80 % of their food despite the sucess in the "Red Center"
Maraque
22-05-2007, 23:45
Although Maraque was officially declared independent in 2004, and has been independent for 10 years, the Maraquean people have been traced back on the continent from 2 million BCE.
Atopiana
22-05-2007, 23:50
Atopians live almost entirely underground thanks to the massive population.
Red Tide2
23-05-2007, 00:03
The Tech-Com Corporation is the only major corporation in Red Tide. All the rest are actually fronts for the Red Tide Mafia.

The Tech-Com Corporation employs over 4.7 billion people.

79% of Red Tides finished goods manufacturing capacity is devoted to the production of war materials(tanks, missiles, guns, ammunition, etc).

Red Tides economy is a mixture of state capitilism and free market.

The Red Tide Mafia, the Tech-Com Corporation, and the Red Tide Government are seperate entities... they can influence each other(especially the latter two) but cannot control each other.

Red Tide has enough munitions stored away to fight a major war for a century.
Minerias
23-05-2007, 00:05
Of the many hawks in the South East Atlantic, the Atlantic Hawk (our national animal) is the largest, it is currently on the brink of extintion due to widespread deforestation and hunters that seek its aparently afrodisiac beak.

75% of the people of minerias are women (3-1 ratio) making our beaches a common turist spot for foregien men looking for any easy bid and or men incredbly happy ones. In order to coup with such numbers, many of minerias' women are bisexual and invitro fertilization is very popular. There are virtually no prostitutes within our borders.

Our country is very culturaly and ethnically divers due to the fact that our largest city, Alexandria, was once the captial of a large chaotic empire, The Alexandrian Empire, and people from every part of such empire migrated to the city and its nearby areas in search of a better life.

The city of Alexandria is the largest city in the region and also the most visited, it has a population of 25,000,000 (more than 1/4 of our total population) and parts of it are over 1,000 years old, remants of the old Alexandrian Empire.

The Statue of "The Erasmus of Alexandria" the last and most cruel Dictator of the Alexandrian Empire, is the only statue in the world that recives more amounts of human urine than rainfall per year, it is also the largest statue in the region and the most fotographed statue in the world that appears with people giving it the finger.

The capital of Minerias resides in Porto di Minas, the smallest of our major cities, this in order to keep a better control in case of forgein attacks and as an agreement with fellow regional members that prohibits the use of the city of Alexandria as the capital of any nation or state.

It is illegal to wear top hats on the streets of minerias, they are considered highly offensive as it was the favorite and characteristic piece of clothing of the the dreaded "Erasmus of Alexandria"

The name minerias comes from the many silver and gem mines in the country, specially in a region called the steril desert that harbors nothing but sand and mines.

The Minerias Factbook, 2007 edition, Alexandria, Minerias.
Dragonicale
23-05-2007, 00:06
Transportation between cities are underground tunnels which are often dirty and damp for some parts.
British Londinium
23-05-2007, 00:07
The entirety of Eurasia (BL) is linked by a massive Underground system. Also, 26% of Eurasians identify as nudists.
The World Soviet Party
23-05-2007, 00:09
98% of the population is either Atheist or Agnostic, the other 1% is Jew, and the final 1% is "Miscellaneous".
Automagfreek
23-05-2007, 00:14
Interesting fact, AMF probably has the highest body count of any nation.
Shuntalung
23-05-2007, 00:18
no one in shuntalung fires a weapon left handed. this is due to the fact the goverment is not prepared to spend money in a left handed version of the standard infantry weapon the GP9.:sniper::mp5:
New Nicksyllvania
23-05-2007, 00:30
100% of students aged 12-16, are part of a paramilitary organization. 73% of which are part of the "Iron Youth of the Fatherland Reserves Corps"

Gasmasks are required for prolonged visits on the surface of Greater Nicksyllvania due to pollution.

Nicksyllvania no longer has any forests and native animal population besides crows, raccoons, and various insects.

The only thing a Nicksyllvanian fears is his officer.

NN, how could an Imperialist Nation be practically communist?
Because it's run by the Imperial Socialist Party. Whose ideology is an odd hybrid of Fascism and Socialism.

Private business's are legal, they just tend to be bought out by the state, especially since refusing to sell will make the person "unpatriotic". Control is usually left to the original owners unless the bureacracy decides the management is inefficient and decides to put in de facto state control.
Siap
23-05-2007, 00:36
The Community probably spends the most of its GDP on education/research of any nation.

The Siapian Military is known to be incredibly brutal. Last year, of the original entering class in the Specialized School of Intelligence Tactics had 20% of its recruits die in training and 35% become so physically or psychologicaly injured that they had to discontinue their training.

Cannabis and many hallucinogens are legal in The Community.

One of the most (in)famous national drinks is called "White Dawn." Science has not exactly figured it out yet (probably for lack of research), but Siapian tea blended with several types of alcohol and nutmeg creates a substance that has powerful halucinogenic properties. Native-born Siapians generally experience euphoria/mild hallucinations for an hour or so after consuming it, but foreigners often require hospitalization, with the climax of the effects occuring commonly a day later.
Naasha
23-05-2007, 00:43
'Naasha' actually refers to two countries, Naasha in the north and the less developed Surdun in the south. There is a long history of prejudice (not entirely undeserved) against the Surdunni people by Naashans, to the point that Surdun actually fields its own carrier group and land army rather than work with Naashan officers.

Since control of these units is still with Naashan High Command they often find themselves on 'ready' and 'alert' status for months at a time.
Dostanuot Loj
23-05-2007, 00:43
Women outnumber men in the Sumerian Armed Forces, on average, due to the high standards of entry and prestigue of the military, forcing women from rural areas who wish to enter the military to work harder because of an often uncredited belief in those regions that the government holds the same sexist underlays as the locals. The only exceptions being the Navy, which is closer to half and half due to it's typical base being cities, and the Territorial Guard, which is closer to half and half because of the domestic nature of it's work. Sixty Eight percent of the regular Army is female, and seventy seven percent of the Republican Guard is female, with the Air Force rounding off at seventy percent.

The main temple to Inanna in central old Uruk, the capital, is over eight thousand years old, and has been in continual use for that long.

The majority of the cities in the core area of Sumer are close to ten thousand years old.

The Sumerian Armed forces holds possibly the largest ammount of medium/main battle tanks in the world. With 190,000 such tanks in active service accross all branches. The total number avalible including those stored in resereve warehouses is close to 300,000.
Alacea
23-05-2007, 01:00
The entirety of Eurasia (BL) is linked by a massive Underground system. Also, 26% of Eurasians identify as nudists.

Goddamnit you took my next one! :P

3% of Alaceans are nudists, due to the fact that in the southern parts of ancient Alacea', many areas were paved, had warm weather and lots of cloud cover (which prevented sunburn), and had a lack of insects and a greater sexual tent. These practices meant the populace was nude year round, so this practice is still quite common.

Robots play a much much higher role in everyday lives of Alaceans, from automatic vacuum cleaners to robotic bar tenders.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 01:07
I guess nudists are popular. :p Because, 30% of my population is nudist, and in fact there are several cities that are nudist-only.
Cookesland
23-05-2007, 01:14
I guess nudists are popular. :p Because, 30% of my population is nudist, and in fact there are several cities that are nudist-only.

we all seem to have a lot of nudists. :D

Cookesland has 19% of its population identify as so.

"Cookeslandic" is a nationality but not an ethnic group.

the people of Cookesland consist of many different nationalities
Alacea
23-05-2007, 01:25
Despite its high number of Nudists, Alacea has only a 1% homosexual population and 3% of Alaceans consider themselves "bisexual".

Lots of Alacean Nudists are college students or live in nude communities.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 01:30
"Maraquean" is a nationality and an ethnic group.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 01:33
33% of Maraqueans are homosexual, 28% are heterosexual, and 39% are bisexual.

6% of the population is Muslim, 3% is Jewish, and 1% is Christian. 12% are Atheist, and 78% are Agnostic.
Siap
23-05-2007, 01:34
"Maraquean" is a nationality and an ethnic group.

Siapian is both a nationality, ethnic group and alcoholic beverage.
Calizorinstan
23-05-2007, 01:35
Also, 89% of Calizorinstan is Anglican, 5% Roman Catholic, and 6% Jewish, Islam is discouraged by the goverment. We also have a fort in every major city, with several bunker complex's underneath home's for citizen's to hole up in case of a nuclear attack.
Siriusa
23-05-2007, 01:35
Siriusans are famous for being able to make chinese food-ish substance out of straw, grass, and a little dirt.
ChevyRocks
23-05-2007, 01:54
The official language of the Chevrokian Republic is English, despite historically lacking any period of rule by an English-speaking power. This came to be as the result of a compromise during the Chevrokian Unification Conference of 1949. Since the new government did not want to go to the trouble of rewriting or relabeling everything in at least three different languages, a compromise was reached in English, which a majority of the popualtion spoke at least partially.
The Lone Alliance
23-05-2007, 02:25
The Lone Alliance has a massive subway system that nearly covers the nation like an antbed.

Parts of the shoreline are in inhabitable because of certain problems.

There is no salary, people are paid in accordance to the Quality of their work.
For service jobs they question the people they serve (AKA they question students of teachers) For goods manufacturing a builders mark identifies the creator of any product. Better service and better goods = more money to spend on actual items. Bonuses are also given for effort. The harder the job is the better potential pay. (Which is why Doctors can get better stuff, they had to go through a long effort to go through schooling)

Food water and Housing can be provided by the state, but for the 'good things' you have to have a job. And for the "REAL good things" you have to do good at your job.

Since this requires the honesty of others to prove, lying is a major sin in the country, Honesty is ingrained into the people throughout childhood.

Religion: 48% Christian, 12% Jewish, 17% Anagostic, 8% Muslim, 22% Kanites(Nod), and 3% other.

The Lone Alliance accepts Nod as a legit religous movement, despite it's infamy as a terrorist organization.
Kanami
23-05-2007, 02:57
Kanami Children are taught patriotisim and the history of its founding very early on in school. History is contiuned to be the the subject that is madated for all 12 years of Grade School.

Uniforms come in unique varities, white with short sleeves are common in late-spring, black or red with long sleeves are common in the winter months. Girls skirts are never plad or checkerd, they are always a plain color.

There are just as many women as there are men in the Air Force, but there are just a few more men than women in the Army.

Schools often have a Uniform Free Day.

The General Public is allowed to debate on the floor with Senators.

The General Public is allowed to propose a bill as long as at least one Senator is a sponsor.

3% of citizens live on a farm

Of the Religious Denominations 56% are mainstream Christians (i.e. Lutherens, Protestants, etc) 36% are Christao, 5% are LDS, 2% are Catholic or Jewish 3% are Muslim
Maraque
23-05-2007, 03:03
The General Public is allowed to debate on the floor with Senators.

The General Public is allowed to propose a bill as long as at least one Senator is a sponsor.Ah, awesome. I didn't know another nation did that, too.
Aqua Anu
23-05-2007, 03:04
There are Aqua Anuiens that are naturally tan, they are called Tanuiens.

Obesity is not tolerated. Kids have healthy exercise programs from the time they start school till they finish school.

While public nudity is allowed, less than 1% of people actually walk the streets fully naked.

The average temprature in summer is 103° F, the average temprature in Winter is 80° F

Thunderstorms occure an average 35% perday

Everyone travels by boat and Aqua Anu is comprised of canals.

Girls almost out rank boys 2:1
Maraque
23-05-2007, 03:10
Although 90% of the population is identified as Agnostic or Atheist, most Maraqueans do actually attend a religion ceremony at least twice a week. It is part of a deep rooted tribal religion in prehistoric times that has never vanished from the culture despite the vast secular-thinking of the populous.
Cookesland
23-05-2007, 03:30
100% of Nicksyllvanians are Right handed, any left handed children have it tied behind their back and are forced to use their right hand until it is dominant.


thats horrible...

Languages are taught starting in Kindergarten through high school.

Cookesland is

Catholicism 59.8%
Buddhism 20.6%
Shinto 19.1%
Other 0.05%
Kanami
23-05-2007, 03:42
Ah, awesome. I didn't know another nation did that, too.

That's so cool
New Nicksyllvania
23-05-2007, 03:51
Obesity is a crime punishable by imprisonment in labour camp until bodily perfection is achieved.

Women cannot vote, nor be employed in "Heavy Industry", women on average get paid 40% less then the typical male.

Uniforms are provided to all working person's and students and must be worn on workdays.

Communism is considered a mental disorder.

Muslims are considered terrorists until they proven otherwise.

School cafeteria's only provide enough food to feed 90% of the student's. Fighting is encourged to get into the front of the line.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:02
Average temperatures:

Winter: 96°F
Spring: 112°F
Summer: 128°F
Fall: 83°F
Vetalia
23-05-2007, 04:03
Average temperatures:

Winter: 96°F
Spring: 112°F
Summer: 128°F
Fall: 83°F

God, you're hotter than we are...of course, we're also more humid, so temperatures tend to average around 80-90 year round.
Cookesland
23-05-2007, 04:04
Average temperatures:

Winter: 96°F
Spring: 112°F
Summer: 128°F
Fall: 83°F

it gets colder in fall than it does in winter?


Cookesland operates a free ferry service with it's neighbor, Cookborough, a country consisting of an archipelago of 5 main islands. Citizens of both countries can travel without a passport between the two.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:07
it gets colder in fall than it does in winter?Indeed.
Cookesland
23-05-2007, 04:12
Indeed.

thats pretty cool


Mt. Terminus is the highest peak in Cookesland at 10,250 ft, from the summit you can see the entire country.

Average temp.

Farenheit

Spring - 71
Summer - 92
Autumn - 50
Winter - 34
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:15
Schooling begins at 4 years old, at which time they begin being taught the following languages:

English
Maraquean English
Maraquean
German
Arabic

PS-15th grade is mandatory, all others are optional:
2-3: preschool
4 - 1st
5 - 2nd
6 - 3rd
7 - 4th
8 - 5th
9 - 6th
10 - 7th
11 - 8th
12 - 9th
13 - 10th
14 - 11th
15 - 12th
16 - 13th
17 - 14th
18 - 15th
19-21: college (associates) (public - free, private - $2,000-$80,000 semester)
22-24: university (bachelors) (public - free, private - $4,000-$80,000 semester)
25-27: master university (masters) (public - free, private - $8,000-$80,000 semester)
28-30: doctorate university (doctorate) (public - free, private - $16,000-$80,000)
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:19
The highest point in Maraque is Mount Schlevka at 40,643 ft. The highest a climber has ever gotten was 26,821 ft.... every climber who has gotten further has died, and one airplane accidentally slams into the mountain every couple of years.
ChevyRocks
23-05-2007, 04:24
Average temperatures:

Winter: 96°F
Spring: 112°F
Summer: 128°F
Fall: 83°F

Well, at least your temperatures are nice and consistent (hot all the time).


Chevrokian Mainland - Average Temperature
Winter: -15°F
Spring: 50°F
Summer: 85°F
Fall: 45°F

This does wonderful things to Chevrokian roads in the summer, which also results in a susbantial increase in profits for vehicle repair shops, specifically from suspension and frame damage.

Consequently, the suspension of most Chevrokian-manufactured cars is not much different from trucks, adding to the general idea that one doesn't own a Chevrokian car for enjoyment but rather necessity.
Granate
23-05-2007, 04:25
Average temperatures:

Winter: 96°F
Spring: 112°F
Summer: 128°F
Fall: 83°F

Whoa, hot stuff.

Granate's:

Winter: 59°F
Spring: 85°F
Summer: 105°F
Fall: 63°F

Granate's a Sub-Tropical Country that has mildly cool winters.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:27
The temperatures are the reason literally 99.99% of the population lives in coastal cities, so they have good access to the beach.
Kurona
23-05-2007, 04:28
The Minimum age to join the Military is 14.

The Navy has more girls than boys it also has more teenagers than adults

The Army has more men than women, more adults than teens.

Climate:
Average Temps:

Summer in the North: 98° F
Centeral Portion: 98-100° F
Southern Portion: 100-105° F(Sometimes as high as 110°

Winter in the North: -3°-1° F
Winter in the Centeral Portion 10°-22° F
Winter in the South 30°-50° F

Spring in the North 35°-55° F
Spring in the Cenetal 55°-65° F
Spring in the South 60°-75° F

Autum in the North 39°-50° F
Centeral Portion 30°-60° F
Southern Portion 65°-75° F

The minimal age one can marry is 13 years

Kimonos are still comonly worn

There is only one small mountain range in Kurona with the Highest peak called Chosen Hopless Nothingness.

Crystal Cove in Southwest Kurona was orginally called Merciless Greiving Furnace because of the extreme heat, the amount of shipwrecks and deaths not to mention it also gets batterd by storms; probably the harshest out of any coastal area in Kurona

Of all phobias Astraphobia (Fear of thunder and lighting) Has been found most common among girls, ironically a strong presentage of these girls live on farms or at least in the country side. With boys the most common phobia seen among boys is tied between Homophobia,(Fear of Homosexuals) and Acrophobia (Fear of Heights)
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:28
Minimum age to join the military in Maraque is 19, but you also must have completed all years of schooling first.
The Scandinvans
23-05-2007, 04:33
.24% of the population controls 46% of the total overall wealth of the Empire.
Soviet Houston
23-05-2007, 04:34
On Soviet Houston, Zod kneels before YOU!

Zod's lands, his possessions, his very life is gladly given in tribute to YOU!

Zod may not leave here without YOUR permission.
Green Hawk
23-05-2007, 04:42
Fun Facts About Green Hawk


There is not a drop of oil in Green Hawk and the weather (mainly snow) makes it hard to grow food

Green Hawk can make many different things from its factories, this is true to the point that oil and food is the only things mainly bought from outside sources. Everything else is made in the factories or is bought from company(s) within Green Hawk
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:43
The Imperial Family walks around the capitol free of bodyguards or any sort of protection.

Number of people who have had a heart attack from seeing a royal: 9
Number of people who have asked for an autograph: 298,179
Number of people who have asked for hugs: 1,883,901
Number of people who have died from said heart attack: 1
Antarctic Region
23-05-2007, 04:48
Temperatures at the capital city range from -20 F to +20 F

One of the largest industries is automobile manufacturing, but over 95% of these are exported, as they are of little use to citizens.
Kurona
23-05-2007, 04:56
The Imperial Family walks around the capitol free of bodyguards or any sort of protection.

Number of people who have had a heart attack from seeing a royal: 9
Number of people who have asked for an autograph: 298,179
Number of people who have asked for hugs: 1,883,901
Number of people who have died from said heart attack: 1

(LOL that's funny and creative)

For as long as the Royal Sector has been in place in Kurona Princes and Princesses have been asked for their hands in marriagem either by letter or by asking right on the street

With Princess Tomoyo:

Letter Proposals from Males: (15-22) 142,202,089
Letter Proposals from Males: (22+) 110,000,000
Letter Proposals from Young Males (12-15) 19,000
Street Proposals from Males: (15-22) 116,000
Street Proposals from Males: ( 22+) 11,000
Street Proposals from Young Males: (12-15) 5,000

Letter Proposals from Females: (15-22) 122,000,000
Letter Proposals from Females (22+) 100,000,000
Letter Proposals from Young Females: (12-15) 12,000
Street Proposals from Females: (15-22) 1300
Street Proposals from Females: (22+) 100
Street Proposals from Young Females: (12-15) 05
Maraque
23-05-2007, 04:57
There are 4,483 billionaires in the Democratic Elective Monarchy. They are worth $15.68 trillion combined.
New Nicksyllvania
23-05-2007, 05:12
Winter: -39°C (-38.2°F)
Spring: 24°C (75.2°F)
Summer: 42°C (107.6°F)
Fall: 13°C (55.4°F)

Universal male conscription at age 17. Minimum age for military service is 14, women may only serve in non-combat roles and may only do so in times of total war.

3% of conscripts die during training each year.
Blackhelm Confederacy
23-05-2007, 05:12
Homosexualiy and Islam are outlawed.

The slums are guarded and patrolled by the Confederate military, to make sure the poor do not mingle with the general populace.

Obesity is punishable by a fine.

Solar powered or hybrid cars are massively taxed, so much so it makes buying a regular vehicle the economic choice.

Dragons still roam the countryside, and entering a dragon reserve is a crime, and also is stupid.

All men are expected to join a militia, but are not forced to.

Every province is semi-autonomous.
Shakal
23-05-2007, 05:14
Marraiges commonly have agreements signed by both parties condoning adultery.

The Annual Shakal Most Desirable Woman contest is basically a contest to see which women is the most promiscious (Cant Spell).

Children of 18 may NOT join the army until they have at least one child.

The tallest man in the Empire, simply called "Goliath" is a staggering 11' 8'' tall. He currently serves as a Wall Mart Greeter.
Dostanuot Loj
23-05-2007, 05:16
Inanna's Temple Guard is quite possibly the only serious all female combat unit in the world who's standard issue combat uniform includes a mini skirt.
Magic Sorcery
23-05-2007, 05:31
The Empire has two military divisions, standard "mortal" combat and a Magic Force.

A typical Boys School Uniform: A blazer, short pants usually light color
A Typical Girls School Uniform: A blouse blazer with a skirt usually light

Most people in MS will use a staff for their magic.

about 1% of the population are Nekos

Average Summer Temps are about 80-95

Average Winter Temps are about 29-45

Average Spring Temps are about 55-75

Average Fall Temps are about 60-75

MS recives optimal rainfall but not many thunderstorms

MS has fewer Tornados than any country in the Xanadou region.

Mage Robes are still worn but usually on cerimonial occasions or in combat.

Oka city is so named because of the many sakura trees in it

Dragons live in the rugged mountains in the north. Many will chose to become dragon tamers.

Kimonos are the second most warn traditional garment.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 05:36
100% of power production is by nuclear powerplant.
Kampfers
23-05-2007, 05:40
Well, If you don't mind something PMT: Kampfers was the first nation to implement an Excalibur system in their nation. (Even if it is undergoing renovations)
ChevyRocks
23-05-2007, 05:45
The most popular sport in the Republic is motor racing, specifically off-road racing. The biggest event is the Port Morici-to-Sefland Rally, with a total length of about 7,200 miles, and is held twice yearly; once in January and once in August.

As a result of the extreme nature of the race, it is often a proving ground for Chevrokian vehicle manufacturers. It is also perfectly normal to see main battle tanks and other military ground vehicles in the race; generally not in any competition against other vehicles, but to test the durability of new vehicle types and recent upgrades to existing ones.
Animarnia
23-05-2007, 06:32
35% of the population practice nudism; this is due primarily to Former President Jerold R Johnson's implementing of Naked Tuesday's policy during his term in office; the policy has since been rescinded but nudism is still practised by many citizens.

The Animarnian Special Air Service has a 98.5% Failure rate for all applicants; and a 25% risk of permanent physical injury during training.

The Animarnian Special Services training is renowned for its brutality.

To Quit ASAS training; cadets have to climb "bloody Mary" a 100ft pole covered in barb-wire and ring the bell at the top.

The Highest point in the country is 26,000ft mountain in the north west province often called "Widows peak"; Special services (ASAS, Commandos, Airborne, SEALS, Shinigami) are often sent to climb the to the peak and back in an unequipped scenario as there final test.

The Average Temperature is 82 Degrees all year round except for the centre of the mainland, which can climb as height as 120 degrees in the summer.

The populous is 75% New Pagan 20% Buddhist; 2% Jewish, 2% Christian and 1% Muslim; Muslims are watched closely by the government at all times.

The National Animal is the Dragon, which frolics freely in wild areas' hunting the Dragon, is considered punishable by 25 years in Jail and forfeiture of all possessions to the state.

Animarnia has very harsh penal laws; both Retributive and Reformative; all Murder and Rape and punishable by death via lethal injection; and Paedophilia is punishably by Public Crucifixion; as a result these crimes have dropped to less than 0.1%

82% Of the population is Bisexual
Altanar
23-05-2007, 10:27
Most of Altanar is either flat, semidesert plains or grassland; temperatures typically range from low 20s-40s in winter to 80s-110s in summer, depending on the region.

Eagles' Backbone Ale, Altanar's favorite domestic beer, gets its name from the extremely rugged mountain range in the north of the nation. Its taste is, reputedly, equally "rugged".

All Altanari citizens are required to perform one year of national service at age 18 (or upon naturalization, for new immigrants). This is typically military service, although other forms of national service can be substituted. Citizens are allowed to perform this service part-time, in order to keep their normal jobs or schooling.

Altanar requires all citizens to vote, in all elections they are eligible for. Citizens who do not vote (and schools/employers who do not set aside time for them to do so) can face fines, or even jail time in severe cases. On the positive side, elections in Altanar are free and fair, for the most part.

Most native Altanari (70% of the population) identify as bisexual, and find the heterosexual and homosexual sexualities to be "odd and foreign" concepts. Most native Altanari also don't have a problem with their romantic partners having other sexual partners, and consider people who do to be overly jealous and untrusting.

Most Altanari live in massive cities, with relatively few living in the nation's vast countryside.

Altanar is growing more secular, but of those who still follow a faith, the breakdown is:

65% Church of Altanar (native religion with multiple deities)
10% Buddhist (several variations)
10% Christian (multiple denominations)
5% Muslim (differing sects)
5% Jewish (differing sects)
3% various pagan/Wiccan observances
2% other
Linker Niederrhein
23-05-2007, 11:13
Inanna's Temple Guard is quite possibly the only serious all female combat unit in the world who's standard issue combat uniform includes a mini skirt.They do also frequently appear on posters in the rooms of teenaged boys in LNR <.<

At least, females in replicas of these uniforms do. Not sure whether the real ones are willing to pose.

LNR:

Budgetary negotiations usually involve assorted ministries trying frantically to hide their meager percentages from the (Almost) all-powerful Ministry of Education - it tends to swallow up any and all monetary resources in range.

For proof, see here (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/nationdata.cgi/nation=Linker_Niederrhein)

Math is compulsory for all grades. This has a negative impact on the frequency of student exchanges.

Warships tend to be named after Neue Deutsche Härte (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neue_Deutsche_H%C3%A4rte)-related songs. Fleets get album- or bandnames.

Censorship has not been attempted since the burning-down of the BPjM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BPjM) building in 2008. Of course, federal agencies still try to hide assorted facts from the public (Some things you simply do want to keep secret). Sometimes they're even successful in their attempts.

Sexual conduct is best left undescribed. Think of the children, man. Think of the children.

The population density of a country that's nominally limited to an area of around 400000 km^2, but has over a billion citizens, is insane. Fractality is used to explain this - and we get to keep our shiny woods, too.

Corporations have a tendency of being relatively small, and of cooperating with universities when it comes to R&D (A bit difficult to finance such alone when you're small). This, rather than originating from overregulation of the market, stems from the absurd number of engineers the nation produces - and they tend to abuse the high taxes imposed by the government for the purpose of turning their dissertation into a business.

Taxes are high mostly because tax fraud has become a national sport. Or has tax fraud become the national sport because taxes are high? Either way, you can buy books on how to best screw the state in any bookstore.
Sigma Octavus
23-05-2007, 11:28
90% of the nation is a massive, harsh desert almost incapable of supporting human life.

The Sigman bloodline has a genetic defect that colors most eyes red.

Due to ancient customs of mating, nearly every Sigman is born in the month of april.

All of Sigma Octavus' manufacturing power is located in massive underground factories that employ 60% of the population.
Vetaka
23-05-2007, 12:02
- 5 out of 10 Vetakans will fire a weapon before they reach aged 11

- 8 out of 10 Vetakans are members of a Fencing Club

- Gun Crime and Gun Related Violence is not a problem within Vetaka

- Theft of Fencing Equipment accounted for 21% of all Crime Last Year
Naasha
23-05-2007, 13:01
Naashan society is split into two very distinctive generations, those who survived the Clandonian war and subsequent revolution, and those born after it. The younger generation often views the older one as backward and good for only physical labour.
Strator
23-05-2007, 13:02
The minimum age to join the army is 6 years old

All children start school at age 3 with courses including toughness training and basic weaponry

There is one torture chamber to every 20 people

There is no such thing as a social life

All people are given mind altering drugs in their early years to make them more vulnerable to propaganda

Men and women are seperated, they never meet... ever

All children are born and selectively bred in laboratories to vegatble mothers pumped with drugs to make a stronger race

Strator kills people for fun but has a very large "reason they deserved to die" book

The "Blood gems" in Strator can only be found in Kurpsegrad region, they conduct electricity better than copper, can be magnetized, remain a solid within all currently possible to replicate temperatures and glow a very pretty red very brightly

Strator has the capacity to produce over 1 million clones per week

Nobody has a name in Strator, they go by a reference code, eg. B6G7 No.3579 (works at B6, born in G7, number 3579 in B6)

Strator has gotten away with placing a bomb into the brains of influencial diplomats from Dagh, set them loose to run to the border which is 20 km away from the drop zone with 1 hour till the bombs exploded, and not received retribution
Honako
23-05-2007, 16:02
- Smoking is banned in all forms and can see you face up to a five year prison sentence for smoking, and a minimum of fifteen years for selling (repeatedly - selling once will usually only warrant a crippling fine or five year sentence).
- Grey is the favourite colours statistically of citizens of Honako, whereas red is for Little Honakons, and blue for citizens of Honako Inc.
- Honako focuses greatly on the environment and littering can face a prison sentence, and heavy industry is taxed highly, and people are also allocated "travelling limits" for one year, every year, in order to limit the pollution they give out - the only way to get more of these is to trade with someone else for theirs
- The death sentence is banned in all of Honako and it is strongly against it
- In certain quarters of Honako Inc. (a major city with 250 million citizens) you are not allowed to enter without being a millionare
Calizorinstan
23-05-2007, 17:24
- There are part's of the city, that are so dangerous, you can't be let in without at least a pistol on you.

-The Airport's have El Al type security, there has been very little in the way of terror attacks.

-In a time of crisis the Head of the Navy, is retitled "Admiral of the Navies" and made a 5 star, which he can keep after the crisis is over, but not the title.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 18:29
Every citizen, upon reaching 19 years of age, must complete a year of military service. This can be done incrementally.
Calizorinstan
23-05-2007, 18:34
Every kid in 6-8th grade, must take a compulsary Sniper/SMG gun school, by the time they're in high school, they are some of the country's best sniper's, which expanded mean's, most every one in Calizorinstan can shoot accurately.

There's few school shooting's, because if a student/ or a gang of student's start's one, it turn's into a full firefight, because the wacko gang that causes it, all the student's are armed so the fire back, so fire-fight's are somewhat common in schools in the northern part's of Calizorisntan.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 18:38
Maraqueans, as an ethnicity, are both light-skinned like western Europeans, and also dark-skinned like sub-Saharan Africans.
Calizorinstan
23-05-2007, 18:41
Calizorinstani's are an ethnic mix of Japanese immigrant's, and American settler's, and thus are relitivly light-skinned, and narrow eye's, and they are a fierce bunch, but are peace loving people, that don't wan't to be trifled with.
Imperial isa
23-05-2007, 18:42
Imperial Military Nam Vets have a saying it don't mean nothing which only they get what it means
Calizorinstan
23-05-2007, 18:46
Calizorinstani Civil War (ca. 2007) veteran's hate communist's with a passion, and have a saying "Commie's that pop out of hole's, get a present of .50 cal bullet's,and a free grenade too."
Maraque
23-05-2007, 18:47
Of the Native-Maraqueans, only 25% are light-skinned.

Also, over 50% of the population claims to be the result of opposite-race parents.
Calizorinstan
23-05-2007, 18:50
The only native people's of Calizorinstan that was there, have now entirely dissappeared in the northern part's of the country, but there are still some in the southern part, they make up 25% of the country's population.
Imperial isa
23-05-2007, 18:58
Jacutan island was where the Secret Police was making a secret army using kidnap woman from Imperial as well from other place
it all so where serum 62 was made and tested on kidnap man and woman who were not fit to make babys
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
23-05-2007, 19:19
The most produced battle tank of Axe & Hammer Industries is the A-8 Tiger. The second most produced tank is the Type 32 Nekomata Hover Tank.

The most produced battlewalker of Axe & Hammer Industries is the L-5 Riesig. The second most is the Wolverine Tactical Powered Armour.

The Mammoth Mk. II and the Titan Tactical Mech are produced in low numbers and are available for sale in groups of 10 Titans and 2 Mammoth Mk. IIs.

The most produced fighter aircraft is the Su-35 Super Flanker, followed by the YF-23 Black Widow II.

The most produced carrier-based fighter is the F-35C, followed by the F/A-18E Super Hornet and the X-02 Wyvern Stealth Fighter

The only helicopter produced by Axe & Hammer Industries is the AH-64 Apache.

Axe & Hammer Industries has a substantially large airfleet of 40 XB-0 Hresvelgr Prototype stealth super-bombers, and is currently developing a cheaper version code-named Gaw (pronounced Gow).

Axe & Hammer Industries has one of the most complex defense systems in its region, utilizing the Erusean Stonehenge rail cannon system, the Belkan Excalibur Laser Defense system, and the Osean Arkbird orbital tactical laser cannon.

Axe & Hammer Industries specialty warship is the Yuktobanian Scinfaxi-class subnought and currently maintains a fleet of 200 of these ships.
Alacea
23-05-2007, 19:48
Most Alaceans (like many Americans) live in large, suburban units.

Islam is very discouraged by civillians. Many anti arab/muslim groups exist. Islamo-fascists (the term Alaceans use for Sharia suppoerters) and radical muslims recieve a much, much higher level of public hatred.

The average Alacean is very physically fit. Fast-food chains are somewhat rare. Instead, healthy alternatives, like Subway, etc., fill their place.

Alacea's economy is practically anarcho-capitalist, the only gov't interference is the implemation of very basic environement practices, taxes, and minimum wage (5 USD per hour).
Luslyvania
23-05-2007, 20:35
62% of Nicksyllvanians are female due to wars, a harsh eugenics policy on male births, and abortion of female fetus's being illegal.

100% of Nicksyllvanians are Right handed, any left handed children have it tied behind their back and are forced to use their right hand until it is dominant.

I would call that first one a bit counterproductive. Let nature go as it will and in the end, you have a large, mostly healthy male population.

Regarding the second one...I hate you. *Is a southpaw*

I'll go now and write up some interesting things about Luslyvania.
The Lone Alliance
23-05-2007, 20:39
Spam mail is punishable by Execution in TLA.

If the spammer is not located within TLA, they will be kidnapped and executed. Fortunatly no one has noticed it yet.

TLA is possibly planning to invade Strator one day, but they aren't sure yet.
Luslyvania
23-05-2007, 20:52
It is illegal to kill and eat a dog in Luslyvania. Cats are open game.

In a strange loophole recently pointed out in Congress, the law which prohibits a full draft in peacetime is worded in such a way that it could be said to apply only to men, and so an initiative to draft only women would be a fully legal course, at least technically so.

Initiatives to draft women in to the military have been put forward. They have been killed in both chambers.

Luslyvanian public schools all have uniforms. Wearing is enforced. Many private schools have uniforms as well.

Beginning at the 6th Grade level physical education in Luslyvanian schools includes basic martial arts and firearms training. Basic paramedical training is also included, and there is in some schools an advanced martial arts course.
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
23-05-2007, 21:46
Axe & Hammer Industries' factories never stop running because of quick repair procedures and round-the-clock shifts. Children of employees who work the night shift attend a night time school.

Advanced schooling is compulsory for children.

Advanced college-level schooling is optional, but strongly suggested.

Axe & Hammer Industries only uses nuclear energy as a source of power.

Circumcision is compulsory.

Axe & Hammer Industries is currently constructing a mass driver so that the company may begin its planned mining expeditions to the Moon and Mars.

Axe & Hammer Industries is also delving into a side-project to create an inter-solar space fleet. The five accepted ship designs are the Papua-class mining ship, the Pazock-class 'Tow-truck' ship, the Columbus-class transport ship, the Salamis-class cruiser, and the Magellan-class battleship. A sub-project to this project is the construction of the Agg mining mech.
Maraque
23-05-2007, 21:55
It is illegal for an apartment to be any less than 2,000 square feet.
Kasara
23-05-2007, 22:24
The Fornelian colony of Los Camacas in the Deadlands has many Mexican/Spanish influences, for no apparent reason. Fornelia is actually closer to Rome and Italy in terms of history and culture, and to England and Germany in terms of language.

The name of the industrial city of Sil Wesnei, which is said to mean "City of Iron/Iron City", actually means "City of Pastures/Pasture City".
Cookesland
23-05-2007, 22:36
Despite being on an island with several other nations, Cookesland's airforce is stronger than it's navy.

Cookesland is an often known refuge for persecuted nobles and monarchs despite being democratic state. about 35% of the immigrants every year are royals/nobles fleeing from other nation in the world.
Zwangzug
23-05-2007, 22:48
12.5% of all births in Alacea are twins, most of them identical and of the same gender. That means about 25% of the population is a twin!No: if one in eight births are twins, then two in nine people are.
Animarnia
23-05-2007, 23:16
90% of Royal Airforce Wing Commanders are female

Animarnia is one of the few nations to operate an all-female Special Forces unit.

Animarnia operates an excess of 70,000+ nuclear warheads ranging from 40kt to 25MT yields

The rough population density is 586 people per kilometre

Though the Monarchy was officially dissolved in 1638 the title of Royal Airforce, Royal Army and Royal Navy remains for posterity and tradition; All new ships are also still christened with the HMS prefix.
Luslyvania
23-05-2007, 23:43
90% of Royal Airforce Wing Commanders are female

Animarnia is one of the few nations to operate an all-female Special Forces unit.

Hmmm. Those two are interesting. What is the reason behind the first one?
Animarnia
24-05-2007, 00:11
Hmmm. Those two are interesting. What is the reason behind the first one?

We've long operated total equality in the military both sexes regardless of sexual orientation can take any post they wish; Female Cadets in the Airforce usually teased by male colleques so they work harder to prove that they are just as good as the male; a known fact is females ract faster to external stimulus making them better pilots so they are promoted much faster than the males for there skills. in a stark contrast; there are far fewer women in the navy.
Luslyvania
24-05-2007, 00:19
We've long operated total equality in the military both sexes regardless of sexual orientation can take any post they wish; Female Cadets in the Airforce usually teased by male colleques so they work harder to prove that they are just as good as the male; a known fact is females ract faster to external stimulus making them better pilots so they are promoted much faster than the males for there skills. in a stark contrast; there are far fewer women in the navy.

Fascinating, and at least partially plausible. My nation's armed forces are a lot like America's with the exception that female pilots and so on are not kept in the unit during peacetime, but then rotated out and replaced by a man when the unit is deployed to a warzone, which is the way the US does things. It's dumb as Hell, and my nation figures they don't want to train a person to handle a job and then not let them do it.

Many direct combat roles are still closed to women, however, such as infantry.
Dostanuot Loj
24-05-2007, 00:28
Sumer is one of the few nations in the world where running from the police is likely to get your car blown up instead of chased. As the police elements of the Territorial Guard sometimes opperate their tanks as patrol vehicles to make use of them, they sometimes simply fire on those who run.

Approxemetly 9% of the Sumerian population is of immigrant descent, including Asian and European. The vast majority are natives of one of the Republic Regions.

Some of the most prestigious and most decorated combat units in the Sumerian Armed Forces are women only.
Calizorinstan
24-05-2007, 00:32
Criminal's in Calizorinstan are more likely to resist, then give up, knowing they'll be accidently executed on the way to the police station, with one known criminal orginization, called the Red Brothers, the armed citzen's often engage the Red Brother's in fire fight's, with the citzen's winning 97.5% of the skirmish's and fights.
Animarnia
24-05-2007, 00:46
Sumer is one of the few nations in the world where running from the police is likely to get your car blown up instead of chased. As the police elements of the Territorial Guard sometimes opperate their tanks as patrol vehicles to make use of them, they sometimes simply fire on those who run.

Approxemetly 9% of the Sumerian population is of immigrant descent, including Asian and European. The vast majority are natives of one of the Republic Regions.

Some of the most prestigious and most decorated combat units in the Sumerian Armed Forces are women only.

Another nation that operates Tank Police! Yay

Fascinating, and at least partially plausible. My nation's armed forces are a lot like America's with the exception that female pilots and so on are not kept in the unit during peacetime, but then rotated out and replaced by a man when the unit is deployed to a warzone, which is the way the US does things. It's dumb as Hell, and my nation figures they don't want to train a person to handle a job and then not let them do it.

Many direct combat roles are still closed to women, however, such as infantry.

the US is pretty dumb like that...for some reason they think Women can't handle combat roles..
Luslyvania
24-05-2007, 01:11
Another nation that operates Tank Police! Yay



the US is pretty dumb like that...for some reason they think Women can't handle combat roles..

I meant to say that the Luslyvanian Armed Forces have women piloting combat aicraft, serving in artillery crews and so on, and then let's them remain holding those positions when the unit is deployed, something the American military will not permit for some odd reason.

In addition, women in the US Army Officer's Training Academy at West Point may take the Ranger's certification course, but upon completion they are not issued the patch stating they have been so trained. My nation's military does have a Ranger's Regiment, and women are permitted to take the course, both officers and enlisted women, and while they may not actually join the regiment at this time, they may employ the patch showing them as Ranger qualified, and are on the Rangers Reserves List, a list my army keeps for use in dire emergencies when it must call up qualified people to sustain/enlarge its specialized light infantry unit on very short notice. Needless to say, if the list was fully employed it would mean Luslyvania was in some deep, dark crap.
Zwangzug
24-05-2007, 01:21
Due to its traditional associations with monarchy (and therefore opposition to the idealistic principles of democracy), purple color is considered a reason to tax an item above and beyond its normal cost. This has proven ineffective as an actual measure, however, largely because there is simply no money in circulation anyhow.

Zwangzug has no military whatsoever.

Many more people are religious than they will report, probably due to fear of being stigmatized. (Religious stats can go here: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Religion_by_nation Nifty page.)
Kurona
24-05-2007, 01:21
The Death Penalty is still practiced but usually reserved for high-crimes. Most sever criminals are exiled to a deserted island.

Smoking is banned and also carries a strict penalty.

65% of Kurona is wilderness Sonomi is the only large city in the entire country
Droskianishk
24-05-2007, 02:03
Droskianishk is a very religious nation although most laws were enforced by massive voting, instead of the recently emplaced Monarchy. 90% of the nation identifies itself as Roman Catholic, 85% are practicing regular attending Mass, 7% is Muslim, 2% is Protestant, and 1% is split between Jews agnostics. The newly self proclaimed king has officially declared Catholicism as the state religion, although forced conversions are illegal, new mosques, temples etc, are permitted to be opened. All religious practices are allowed (with exception to honorable murder) divorce is nearly impossible to attain, as the government only legally divorces couples when the local cleric (Catholic, muslim, jewish, etc) gives an annulment or divorce. The production and sale of pornography is illegal (although the government strictly prohibits the invasion of privacy, searching computers, homes, etc without a warrant, and warants are not given for crimes as small as the possession of porno. Although warrants can be granted for the production of porno.). The production and sale of contraceptives is illegal in Droskianishk, the same laws applied against porno are applied against contraceptives (a small fine of 100 ungaks is usually the punishment although the production of porno can carry a fine as high as 1000 ungaks). There is no healthcare or welfare, although Droskianishk citizens make well above the worldwide average ($41,566). Abortion has never been legal, nor has homosexual marraige, though being homosexual is not a crime. Droskianishk is a combination from an ancient union of the nations Drosk and Ishk, these are also the names of the two largest cities (Drosk is the capital). Although the Monarch is all powerful, there are local elections (mayor, city council, etc) and the people still have many rights which the Monarch fears to tread on least he incite rebellion.
Droskianishk
24-05-2007, 02:10
I meant to say that the Luslyvanian Armed Forces have women piloting combat aicraft, serving in artillery crews and so on, and then let's them remain holding those positions when the unit is deployed, something the American military will not permit for some odd reason.

In addition, women in the US Army Officer's Training Academy at West Point may take the Ranger's certification course, but upon completion they are not issued the patch stating they have been so trained. My nation's military does have a Ranger's Regiment, and women are permitted to take the course, both officers and enlisted women, and while they may not actually join the regiment at this time, they may employ the patch showing them as Ranger qualified, and are on the Rangers Reserves List, a list my army keeps for use in dire emergencies when it must call up qualified people to sustain/enlarge its specialized light infantry unit on very short notice. Needless to say, if the list was fully employed it would mean Luslyvania was in some deep, dark crap.


(Probably due to the fact that nations where the US military will be deploying for the forseeable future has a distaste for women in combat roles and would see such as an insult. for example the middle east. They dislike it enough that we have emasculated them by giving them a backseat role, imagine what it would be like if it were women giving them a backseat role, and women being (in their view) degraded by being giving combat roles. Middle Eastern (Traditional) women would be very upset, as would traditional men. Also with the culture of sex,sex,sex you would probably need seperate units to keep sex from being a problem on the battlefield I can already hear the cries of ' Equal rights!' and 'civil liberties!' )
Droskianishk
24-05-2007, 02:16
There are no public schools in Droskianishk, although 3% of the budget goes to providing grants and loans to students.


The economy is anarcho-capitalist, with few restrictions.
Linker Niederrhein
24-05-2007, 09:24
The History of Medicine museums in LNR are fairly creepy, ever since they started showing Stratorian fetuses (How they were acquired, nobody knows). Remember, girls - do not play with your bodychemistry during pregnancy, or you're going to give birth to ONE EYED MUTANTS OF DOOM!

Which, admittedly, may have their own charme.

The most common firearms owned by civilians are matchlock pistol replicas. They're pretty.

Come to think of it, they're also the most common firearm owned by soldiers. The serious stuff they just use - it's still owned by the state, damnit. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE TAXPAYERS' PROPERTY, SOLDIER!

Due to logistics issues, all facilities related to personal hygiene in the military are unisex.
Maraque
24-05-2007, 14:43
Insurance is a state-owned business. Car insurance rates, for example, are solely based on the price of the car, and no other criteria.

Example:

2007 Cadillac Escalade suggested retail: $55,570.

SUVs in the Democratic Elective Monarchy are taxed 25% of their original value, so it then becomes $69,462.50.

To find the official cost of insurance every six months, multiply 0.08 by the price of the vehicle, so then the insurance premium for a 2007 Cadillac Escalade that costs $69,462.50 would be $5,557 every six months, or $11,1114 every year.

A more common car:

2007 BMW 528i suggested retail: $44,300

Sedans are not taxed in the Democratic Elective Monarchy, so the original value stays at $44,300.

$44,300 multiplied by 0.05 (the rate for cars), this becomes $2,215 every six months, or $4,430 every year.
Kanami
24-05-2007, 21:43
It's illegal to prevent anyone to display a symbol of their faith in public (i.e. cross, burka etc)
Neo-Erusea
24-05-2007, 23:01
The Neo-Erusean government spends no money on public education or healthcare, and spends more than percentage 74% of its budget on the military and the police. Exact amounts of both.

Most weaponry is legal for private ownership in Neo-Erusea.

The majority of the Erusean population speaks Russian but most have English/American names (ie George, Chris, Elizabeth, Wendy, etc)

Military parades are held once daily in the capital city.

The offical Neo-Erusean flag is the red-white-black flag with the national emblem in the center with the words "Forward to success" written beside it, however the old version consisting of the emblem with reverted colors against a red backround is still commonly found, even in use by government officials.

Neo-Erusea has only one official ally, The Imperial Empire of Maldorians.
Maraque
24-05-2007, 23:05
Minimum wage is $12
Cookesland
24-05-2007, 23:29
The United States of Cookesland consists of:

The State of Nicktenstein
The State of Pauanui
The State of Saria Island (a misnomer like Rhode Island)
The Commonwealth of Windonesia

The Flag is three horizontal lines, Top is Robin's Egg blue for the sea and sky, Next is Yellow for the yellow sun and sandy beaches, and white is for snow and clouds
Maraque
24-05-2007, 23:32
The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque consists of the following provinces in three continents:

1) Maraque
2) Atrons
3) Corona
4) Westhampton
5) Darkaan (Darkin)
6) York Island
7) Hamburgh
8) Central Maraque
9) West Maraque
10) The Coronian Islands
11) Ankartha
12) Zureich
13) Brennerbourgh
14) Addeis Abaus
15) Hamburgh Island
16) Northeastern Hamburgh
17) Ambai
18) Valenasjaski
19) Valenasjaski Island
20) Rikaniya
21) Maraquean Corona
22) Ambai
23) Akythei
24) Grisha
25) Risaha
26) Jkana
27) Turkan
28) Kirkshire
29) Hydora
30) Serbonia
31) Lithoria
32) Kirtha
33) Sarantia
34) Artania
35) Devrenka
36) Gordran
37) Ratavia
38) Schwarzburgh
39) Laasgoud
40) Leisaire
41) Strassburgh
42) Brahnburgh
43) Menova
44) Schlansia
45) Belle Terre
46) Ithaha
47) Vorkaj
48) Yakovai
49) New Westbury
50) Glenndalishe
51) Greenvale
52) Armonk
53) Faussgoud
54) Alandicshe
55) Vakiria
56) Trevochi
57) Kyroni
58) Denkari
59) Rovadaja
60) Santo di’amigato
61) Das Poites
62) Sykhoni
63) Centro a’kohzanza
64) Gleishei
65) Wiyhai
66) Quaciano
The Charr
25-05-2007, 00:25
In Tyria, female Charr are not considered equals. However, unlike in similarly chauvinistic human cultures, this is actually accurate - female Charr are significantly weaker and less intelligent than their male counterparts, due to extensive sexual dimorphism.
Fewer than ten members Charr species have ever left Tyria in recorded history.
The most common form of vacation involves stripping off one's clothing, leaving behind all traces of civilisation, and disappearing into the wilds of the Maguuma Jungle to explore one's primal nature. Beach holidays are a close second.
Although appearing to function as a single country, the United Clans of the Charr is actually nothing more than a loose alliance of seven major clans. Each clan maintains full sovereignty, and only those clans who vote in favour of a governmental act are bound by its rule.
The Charrian Horde is not actually a 'national military' as it appears to be, but rather an amalgamation of each of the clans' own armed forces, each of which is funded independently. When declaring war, only those clans who agree with the motivations behind the war are obliged to commit their troops to the cause. In the case of one of the three largest clans refusing to commit their troops, the war effort is effectively over before it has started.
It is an almost universally popular Charrian custom for packs (large family units) to get together each weekend and hunt for their own food in the countryside. So popular is the custom that Charr who fail to regularly attend this event are ostracised, and packs which do not recognise the tradition are distrusted.
Large swathes of modern Tyrian cities remain unpaved and overgrown - deliberately. Charr believe that it is important to maintain a physical link to the natural world, even in the midst of a metropolis. For this reason, rich and cosmopolitan cities may appear to be much less civilised than they actually are when viewed by outsiders.
There are no profanities in the Charrian language.
Due to their physical size, Charr cannot fit inside human-designed cars. For this reason, the domestic automotive market is entirely dominated by Charrian companies. However, somewhat unfairly, Charrian automotive companies also produce cars built for humans, making automobiles one of Tyria's largest export industries.
A very large portion of the Charrian population - some estimates being as high as 25% - are technically considered to be homeless. However, the unemployment rate is only 2.56%. Many Charr actually choose to be homeless, either because they prefer to live outdoors, or because their pack is nomadic in nature. This tendency also makes it very difficult to take accurate census and to appropriately zone cities. Humans of Tyria, on the other hand, have a very low homeless rate.
The International Zoological and Botanical Research Centre (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453146) is the largest of its type in the world - if only because it has to house numerous live bone dragons, which are some of the largest land animals known to exist.
During the months of May through to August, Lion's Arch, the capital city of Tyria, is under constant siege as thousands of large Devourers try to gain access to the populated area from their natural homes in the Maguuma Jungle to the west. Large warbands from the Charrian Horde are placed on the city borders to repel these constant attacks, and large concrete walls surround the west borders of the city and have deep foundations to prevent the insects from burrowing beneath them.
Tyria is one of the few places in the world where vigilantism is not only legal but encouraged. Charr beliefs in honour and strength require them to tackle criminals by themselves.
Tyria is a unique island in that it holds several different climates in a fairly small area - temperate forests in its inner regions, snowy mountains to the north and the east, unusually dead wastelands to the far east, hot, humid and dangerous jungles to the west, and deserts in the south. Thus, any attempt to give an 'average temperature' figure for the island would be somewhat misleading, as the temperatures vary wildly.
Aside from some species of insects and migrating birds and fish, life on Tyria has been evolving independently ever since the island first split away from Pangaea, giving rise to some of the most unique forms of life on the planet - including the Charr themselves.
At the age of 15, Tyria has one of the lowest suffrage ages in the world. All Charr males, and human males and females, are considered to be legal adults after this age, with full civil and political rights.
Tyria has some of the most extensive civil, political and economical freedoms in the world, with a very small national government with limited rights. Contrariwise, religious freedoms for Charr are quite low, and the government automatically cites '100% of all Charr to follow the principle and tenants of Fire Worship'. Humans of Tyria on the other hand are under no religious obligations.
The currency of Tyria, the Charrian Gold Coin, has not used actual gold coins as legal tender for over half a century.
All forms of narcotics are legal. Official government policy on the issue goes something like, "if people are too weak-willed to resist, they deserve the consequences".
Thanks to a high GDP per capita, Charr enjoy high levels of personal wealth. Interestingly though, most Charr claim to hate money. Charrian corporations are, of course, happy to relieve them of it.
Charr do not have any structured sporting events. They prefer to engage in ritualistic challenges with each other, usually on friendly terms, than to watch others. The Charr equivalent to a public house usually has a small arena in a back room dedicated to such challenges. Although never reaching national television coverage, clashes between locally-renowned Charr can encourage large numbers of local spectators. In modern times it has become equally acceptable to engage in mental challenges as well as physical challenges - Charr believe that the gods gifted them with both great physical and mental strength, and it is just as honourable to use either one. It is not considered to be dishonourable to lose a challenge match, even when it is not in good faith; it is only dishonourable to refuse to accept one.
Public nudity is legal in Tyria. Indeed, it has never been a political issue. Many Charr, especially in warmer regions, choose to forgo clothing most of the time. Few Charr ever wear shoes.
Soviet Houston
25-05-2007, 04:53
Soviet Houston is not merely a nation or state but an entire planet, inhabited by almost 17 billion people.

Freedom City, the largest city on Soviet Houston and the capital city thereof, has a gigalopolitan population of nearly 110,000,000.

Other major cities include:
Townsburg (gigalopolitan population approx. 64,000,000)
WHERE? (metro pop. approx. 38,000,000)
Kal-El City (metro pop. approx. 28,000,000) - named after Kal-El, popularly known as Superman, but called 'the son of Jor-El' by (former) General Zod
Emboldis (metro pop. approx. 22,000,000)
Gorba (metro pop. approx. 18,000,000)
Great Falls (metro pop. approx. 18,000,000)
Zorg-upon-Mountains (metro pop. approx. 17,000,000)
Here
There (Here and There are collectively referred to as the 'Twin Cities', with a combined metro pop. of approx. 29,000,000 - Here's population (inside city limits) is around 12,000,000, while There's population (also inside city limits)is roughly 9,000,000)
Lakeside (metro pop. approx. 16,000,000)
Grassland (metro pop. approx. 15,000,000)
Conquest Memorial City (metro pop. approx. 14,500,000) - So named in remembrance of the time when the people of Soviet Houston managed to defeat, disempower, and enslave the three Phantom Zone escapees Zod, Ursa, and Non, who were responsible for the death of Kal-El. Conquest Memorial City was formerly named Kandor.
Winggitt (metro pop. approx. 14,000,000)
Redfield (metro pop. approx. 14,000,000)
Plattown (metro pop. approx. 13,000,000)
20 more cities not named here ranging in metro pops. from 10 to 12 million
43 more cities not named here with metro pops. of 5 to 10 million
71 more cities not named here with metro pops. of 1 million or more, up to 5 million

The Soviet Houstonians enjoy a very democratic form of government, with many political freedoms, but big businesses are forbidden from contributing to any politicians, though small businesses are allowed to do so. Women are not drafted into the military, but are allowed to volunteer. Men are only drafted in wartime, and of course are allowed to volunteer.

The people of Soviet Houston (with three exceptions - read above under Conquest Memorial City to find out who) enjoy many personal freedoms as well. The age of adult consent on Soviet Houston is 17, and sexual relations between minors, or between adults and minors, are forbidden and heavily punished, but between two mutually consenting adults, anything goes as long as they are in private, regardless of their marital status.
Slavery is illegal, except that Zod, Ursa, and Non were made slaves to the people at large of the planet in punishment for their crimes against humanity.
Zod is required to kneel before anyone he meets, swear eternal loyalty to them, and may not leave their presence without their permission.
Men are allowed to do whatever they wish to Ursa, in return for her persecution and inhumane treatment of them, but otherwise men are forbidden to assault women.
Non is prohibited from killing any living creature, even a fly, or from destroying any artificial structure.
These three slaves are strictly forbidden to defend themselves or each other from being attacked, or to complain about how they are treated.
Freedom of speech and of religion are highly valued, except that the 'F' word is forbidden, and people must not use the names of gods from religions different from their own as curse words.
In domestic relations, the men tend to be the breadwinners and women the 'house-spouses', but this is not always the case.
In a growing number of households (but still fewer than not), BOTH adults work jobs.

There is also much (but not complete) economic freedom, with groceries not being taxed at all, but alcoholic beverages are taxed heavily; a 12 ounce can of beer can run as much as $13 US in some localities; bottles of wine average $120 US planet-wide.
Cigarette taxes vary by nation, province, state, region, locale, and in some cases by city, with a pack of (insert your favorite name brand here if you smoke) running as high as $12 US in some places, but as little as 50¢ US in others.
Businesses with less than 6 employees pay NO employment taxes whatsoever.
The government has recently begun to give tree-planting subsidies to businesses to reverse a recent upswing in deforestation, and further, has started tightening environmental regulations on big businesses.
The very poor are not taxed at all, the lower-middle class taxed very lightly, the upper-middle class and moderately affluent taxed moderately, and only the SUPER-rich (those with a net worth of more than $1 billion US) are taxed very heavily.
The government has a pro-small business policy, with a special lower minimum wage for them of $4/hr US to help keep their overhead low, but for big businesses the minimum wage at the planetary level $8/hr US, and some states, provinces, and even some cities have even higher minimum wages, ranging as high as $15/hr US in the city Luftwig (metro pop. approx 2.25 million). Only cities with a metropolitan population of 1 million or more are allowed to set their own minimum wages.

In governmental demographic statistics:
Any municipality with a population of less than 1,000 is classified as a 'village'
1,000-4,999: 'town'
5,000-14,999: 'city'
15,000-49,999: 'micropolis'
50,000-199,999: 'metropolis'
200,000-4,999,999: 'metropolitan area' which also includes immediately adjacent locales and suburbs
5,000,000-19,999,999: 'megalopolis' which also includes immediately adjacent locales and suburbs
20,000,000-49,999,999: 'megalopolitan area' which also includes adjacent locales and suburbs
50,000,000 or more: 'gigalopolis' or 'gigalopolitan area' which also includes immediately adjacent locales and suburbs, and any nearby cities of substantial size and any municipalities between them
Somabalbah
30-06-2007, 21:52
One of the greatest and strangest urban legends in Somabalbah is that there are actually are no myrtle trees in the wealthy residential neighborhood of Myrtle Heights in the capital city of Esperantia. This is indeed a legend and is almost entirely spread by working-class citizens who have never been to Myrtle Heights and want to discredit its wealthy inhabitants.

Somabalbah's Vice President Lily Sabina Fairweather was almost entangled in a nasty lawsuit in the nation's early days when the surviving children of the playwright Thornton Wilder threatened to sue her because her name was the same as that of one of his characters. To this day, how the actual lawsuit was avoided remains a mystery.

The flagship of the Somabalbian Navy appears to be a historic Brazilian battleship, but it is in fact a replica of such a battleship. The original was the flagship during the nation's founding years, but during a humanitarian mission to the nation of Deadly Vapors to assist with a radioactive sludge leak, the ship was seized and melted down to help cap off the leak.

Another famous urban legend is that the commanders of the Air Force and Navy are bank robbers in their spare time...

One of the greatest heroes of the Founding Wars was an unnamed soldier who fought only with a single-shot grenade launcher, his strength and his brains. He was killed during the First Bjerhj War.

The headquarters of the citizen-soldiers of the beach town of Paradiso on Somabalbah's colony island doubles as a popular local nightclub.

The major government officials posses sufficient musical talent to have formed the so called "Somabalbian Government Super Band", which plays just about only covers of existing classic rock (that is to say, they don't write their own music).

Ok...I think that's enough for now...
EDIT: No it isn't...

Here's some important stuff...

The national language is Esperanto

All able-bodied citizens between the age of 16 and 60 are required to carry a Type 81 assault rifle and three extra magazines at virtually all times. Therefore, basically the entire adult population of Somabalbah is a militia.

On a similar note to the above fact: The first line of defense in Somabalbah is the Home Guard, which is an entirely volunteer force. Dressed in formal uniforms and armed with the M14 rifle, the Home Guard are clearly less advanced than the army and even most of the citizen militia. They also perform everyday police, firefighting, and ambulance service.
Zintharia
30-06-2007, 22:29
In the United Socialist States of Zintharia, military service is compulsory for a year, then you're allowed to quit or go career.

The greatest hero known to the USSZ is Senior Lieutenant Peter Stalin Brezhnev-Rikkard. He served as a child guerrilla in the Zintharian Revolution while he was 11-14. when the war ended, he had to go to school for two years until he could join the People's Army of Zintharia. (PAZ) At 18, he formed the Spetsnaz Airborne, the most highly disciplined and trained unit in the PAZ. It consists of three Airborne Divisions currently, the 3rd, 8th, and the notorious 13th SA Division, which has currently deployed 192 SA paratroopers into the Totom Civil War.
Women are allowed in every kind of military unit, even frontline heavy combat units like the Spetsnaz Airborne, unlike some other nations.
The Chain of Command for the Armed Forces of the USSZ goes as such"

CHAIN OF COMMAND
MILITARY STAFF OF THE USSZ
Marshal Of The USSZ- Justin D. Cole
Marshall Of The PAZ-Frederic Beauregard Anton
Admiral Of The Fleet Of The USSZ-H.T. “Nelson” Brown
General Of The PAFZ – Vladimir “Chaingun”Frederikkson
Marshall of the USSZ is a new position, and is occupied by the leader of the country.
The People's Naval Forces of Zintharia is headed by Admiral Of The Fleet Of The USSZ-H.T. “Nelson” Brown. However, there are currently no ships or crewman serving it, seeing as the USSZ has neglected to buy ships.

The national animal is the Belgian Tervuren, a little known dog species that is famous for having red fur.
Zintharia is currently a member of the Nationstates Communist Party.
Any kind of religion is outlawed, as it is merely a tool of the capitalist imperialists to enslave the workers.
The military salute is performed by moving the angle between the side and the arm to thirty degrees and raising the hand to the left eyebrow with the back of the hand facing out.
Animarnia
30-06-2007, 23:05
(Probably due to the fact that nations where the US military will be deploying for the forseeable future has a distaste for women in combat roles and would see such as an insult. for example the middle east. They dislike it enough that we have emasculated them by giving them a backseat role, imagine what it would be like if it were women giving them a backseat role, and women being (in their view) degraded by being giving combat roles. Middle Eastern (Traditional) women would be very upset, as would traditional men. Also with the culture of sex,sex,sex you would probably need seperate units to keep sex from being a problem on the battlefield I can already hear the cries of ' Equal rights!' and 'civil liberties!' )

(I don't think the Sex thing is really an issue thats the same kind of BS they say about not letting Gay people serve; its bollocks as the British Army have proved by letting both sexes regardless of sexual orientation serve in all positions (though Woemn are allowed in the SAS none have ever applied to my knowledge and women don't traditionally serve in front line infantry); people will be more concerned with staying alive and not getting there butts blown off than having sex.

I think with the middle east is that traditional men will be afraid of there "good muslim women" seeing western women treated as equals and not as virtually slaves and start to demand equal treatment. there was a bit of a stir in Saudi Arabia when Female US Marines refused to wear the Vail on US bases considered Soverign Soil and the Male Marines backed up the women. and in Afghanistan or Iraq a Female US Army was murdered over such a row.)

IC:

After the recent Terrorist Nuclear Attack; Muslims in Animarnia have to register with the government or face Jail and a Heafty Fine.
Rejistania
30-06-2007, 23:11
Government
Rejistania's capital is a small town of only about 20,000 inhabitants. It's name just means 'there City' (Sike kali). It is the smallest town which has the title kali instead kalesa. It is located in the geographical center of Rejistania. The spire (a building in which many ministries are located and there the parliament holds their meetings) is at the exact geographical center of Rejistania.

The biggest empployer in Sike kali is not the government but the national soccer association ASR.

The head of government is the first lentine. in the last 5 years, there were 15 different first lentines.

People
80% of the schoolchildren in Rejistania are bilingual.

More than 30 languages exist in Rejistania, which are spoken by more than 10 million people.

Rejistanian is a constructed language originally created for administrative purposes, but widely understood. Foreigners recognize rejistani texts by their amount of apostrophes, for example: xe'lanja'ma'ta xe'isa'han (it might not be possible that I can come).

Even despite the rather high MSD, Rejistanis are smaller than the human average. Adult Ly often only reach a height of 1˙30-1˙40 m

The "˙"-sign replaces the decimal dot in arab numbers.

Technology
Internet in Rejistania is free and 14˙4 kb/s fast - at least as option. The system of jasika means here the state owned ISP Konihekta must provide free internet access and must not provide it in an acceptable speed in order to allow private competition.

About 16 processor architectures are in use in Rejistania - and twice as many OSes.

No RISC, no fun!

Laws
Whatever drug you want, it is legal if you make it yourself for private consumption.

Causing a nuclear explosion in Rejistani territory is punishable by a fine of up to 15,000,000 lil'kansu.
Alacea
02-07-2007, 14:44
There is no FCC in Alacea. You just can't say 'Gholgoth' in an airport.

Defenders of political correctness are considered morons and are regularly subject to angry mobs.
King Phil
02-07-2007, 14:58
In The Love Of King Phil frogs don't exist. However Phrogs do. Phrogs are basically the same as Frogs but all of them are red and they have several more stages in their development.

They start off as an egg in Phrogspawn then become Tadpoles (like the frog) and begin to develop legs and arms and change colour into red. That is when they are a Phrog. If they manage to stay alive for 100 years they will then transform into a Phrogrosaur or Super Phrog. These are quite dangerous and so that is why the hunting of Phrogs is a popular and encouraged sport. It is believed that there is another stage of Phrog development, but this is mere speculation and has not as yet been prooven.

One or two Phrogs have been kept in captivity and therefore kept alive, for the scientific purposes of categorising and examining the Phrogrosaur.

As for laws. It is illegal to go to prison. Hence the lack of prisons.
Central Prestonia
02-07-2007, 18:28
In the Republic of Central Prestonia any person seeking public office must pass an IQ test with a minimum score of 120 to prove that they are competant for the job.

The official language is English, but all schoolchildren are required to take a second language from 5th grade on. By far the most popular second language is Spanish, so much so that it's almost a de facto official language.

To combat obesity, trans-fats are prohibited and the government runs world-class public gyms free of charge.