Tocrowkia
15-05-2007, 02:03
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The official logo of the Raptor Jesus Church
Today the Tocrowkian Reich announced that after several years, the Church of Raptor Jesus would be both a legally recognized and respected faith. The move is controversial to many other faith's in the Reich as they believe the Raptor Jesuit faith to be both flawed and insane. However, recent demographics have shown that the Church of Raptor Jesus is the second-fasted growing religion in the Tocrowkian Reich behind neo-paganism, with over a billion practitioners.
The Church of Raptor Jesus holds that:
The Lord Jesus Christ was a raptor
Moses was an Allosaurus
God a tyrannosaurus
And Satan was a Compsognathus
They believe like other Christians, that Jesus died (or went extinct in this case) for their sins. Church Members pledge to use expressions like "LoL!" and "It's Raptor Jesus, lmao!" in real-life, ever day conversations among other things.
The leader of the Church issued a statement to Governments around the world:
"It's time we wake up and realize the truth. No where in the bible does it say Jesus was not a Raptor. The Lord Christ was indeed a dinosaur! He went extinct for our sins...we must realize this. I hope nations around the world start allowing our faith to spread, for it is the one and true path of all Christians."
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The official logo of the Raptor Jesus Church
Today the Tocrowkian Reich announced that after several years, the Church of Raptor Jesus would be both a legally recognized and respected faith. The move is controversial to many other faith's in the Reich as they believe the Raptor Jesuit faith to be both flawed and insane. However, recent demographics have shown that the Church of Raptor Jesus is the second-fasted growing religion in the Tocrowkian Reich behind neo-paganism, with over a billion practitioners.
The Church of Raptor Jesus holds that:
The Lord Jesus Christ was a raptor
Moses was an Allosaurus
God a tyrannosaurus
And Satan was a Compsognathus
They believe like other Christians, that Jesus died (or went extinct in this case) for their sins. Church Members pledge to use expressions like "LoL!" and "It's Raptor Jesus, lmao!" in real-life, ever day conversations among other things.
The leader of the Church issued a statement to Governments around the world:
"It's time we wake up and realize the truth. No where in the bible does it say Jesus was not a Raptor. The Lord Christ was indeed a dinosaur! He went extinct for our sins...we must realize this. I hope nations around the world start allowing our faith to spread, for it is the one and true path of all Christians."
-Reich Foreign Ministry-