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L'Horlogerie Genevoise
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Horlogerie Genevoise SA [HGSA]
rue François Dussaud
1211 Genève 3-5-7
Canton du Genève
Confédération Galliquesque

Président Directeur-Général (PDG) Lucien Gustavesson


OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Rules of Conduct

(1) Please be courteous to this store and leave it in a better state than when you arrived; any trash talk will be reported to security authorities.

(2) Prices are negotiable by IM only.

(3) Special orders are possible by IM only.

(4) Stocks, profits, and other details are updated weekly or at a convenient time thereafter.

(5) This company is not open to the public at the moment and therefore shares are not available for purchase.

(6) All sales are final; no refunds possible.

(7) Read terms and conditions for more details.


Contents

Watches - Page 2 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646152&postcount=2)
Special - Page 3 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646158&postcount=3)
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Publicity and Sales - Page 4 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646214&postcount=4)
Developments - Page 5 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646221&postcount=5)

Standard Features
- All watches are water resistant to 200m, unless otherwise stated.
- All watches are covered by 5-year warranty, unless otherwise stated.
- All watches are manufactured in the Galliquesque Confederation, unless otherwise stated.
- All analog watches are quartz driven, unless otherwise stated.
- All materials used are genuine except for crystals, unless otherwise stated.
- All products are protected under license, unless otherwise stated.
- Modifications of these watches are prohibited and may be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.


Terms and Conditions: All sales are final; weekly, sales, products, and other public information will be updated as needed; there are no secret purchases; payment due in full upon purchase, valid credit required if cash not available; 5-year [5 weeks] warranty covers manufacture faults, not misuse, environmental destruction, loss, or theft; injuries caused by misuse of products are not a company liability; HGSA reserves all rights to refuse service to any customer for any reason, up until the actual completion of a transaction; this list is subject to change, it is the responsibility of the consumer to consult with the Terms and Conditions for any changes.

Watches Royales

Argent

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- silver
- leather strap with silver folding clasp
- quartz movement
- second hand at the 6 o'clock
- available with black or white dial

Price: $260
Stock: 399,983


Bleu

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- 18k white gold
- blue leather strap with gold folding clasp
- quartz movement
- blue dial with Roman numerals

Price: $275
Stock: 350,000


Etoile

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- 18k white gold
- gold bracelet set with sapphires inlaid
- quartz movement
- black onyx dial with sapphires at the hours

Price: $295
Stock: 299,925


Céleste

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- 18k yellow gold
- gold bracelet set with brilliants inlaid
- quartz movement
- date at the three o'clock
- diamond-paved dial with black enamel Roman numerals

Price: $280
Stock: 249,977


Specialty Watches

Bernard

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- titanium
- oyster-lock titanium bracelet with safety clasp
- quartz movement
- date at the three o'clock
- white or black enamel dial with Arabic numerals
- available with switch-lock 2cm blade

Price: $75
Stock: 399,998


Voltaire

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- platinum
- oyster-lock platinum bracelet with safety clasp
- quartz movement
- date at the three o'clock
- engraved 24-hour bezel
- white enamel dial

Price: $80
Stock: 500,000


Helvetii

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- steel
- leather straps
- digital display
:: world time
:: 4 alarms
:: timer
:: stopwatch w/ 5-second countdown

Price: $90
Stock: 400,000


Soldat

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- titanium
- oyster-lock titanium bracelet with safety clasp
- digital display
:: world time
:: 4 alarms with variable alert modes [flash, vibrate, shock]
:: timer
:: stopwatch w/ 5-second countdown
- solar powered with satellite time feed

Price: $120
Stock: 200,000


Soldat II

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- black phosphatized steel alloy body
- olive drab synthetic strap with black phosphatized steel alloy safety clasp
- digital display
:: main time display with date
:: alternate time display
:: world time
:: timer
:: stopwatch with 10-second countdown
- solar-charged battery
- display illumination by simultaneous press and hold of two buttons

Price: $120
Stock: ???

"If you can make a watch, you can make a bomb."

That's the philosophy behind our Special Equipment Division. We had hoped to make a market open for watches, but with everyone buying stuff that explodes, we'd figure that we'd do the same to catch into the market. We ask that you review all of the equipment impartially and not to laugh, as these items do have practical use. If you have any wishes, desires, and equipment that isn't found here, we can make special orders as always.

Exploding Timekeepers

- as always, our watches operate on quartz, are resistant to water up to 200m, and are covered by our 5-year warranty, unless they explode of course.

Exploding Bernard
A mimic of the Bernard watch, this watch has enough explosive to blow off a person's hand. But how do you tell this watch apart from our regular Bernard watches? Simply, the bezel has a message that when read under UV light indicates that "this watch explodes - do not set alarm at 6 o'clock". To activate explosive, set alarm to 6 o'clock and wait until second hand reaches the 12 o'clock.

- fuse time
:: maximum = 59 seconds
:: minimum = 1 second
- explosive yield
:: not yet determinable
- steel body [Bernard is made of titanium]
- oyster-lock titanium bracelet with safety clasp
- date at the three o'clock
- white or black enamel dial with Arabic numerals
- available with switch-lock 2cm blade

Exploding Helvetii
A mimic of the Helvetii watch, this watch has enough explosive to blow off a person's hand. But how do you tell this watch apart from our regular Helvetii watches? Simply, the bezel has a message that when read under UV light indicates that "this watch explodes - do not operate timer". To activate explosive, set timer and let run until time runs out.

- fuse time
:: digitally wired to explode at timer function
:: maximum = 24 hours
:: minimum = 1 seconds
- explosive yield
:: not yet determinable
- steel
- leather straps
- digital display
:: world time
:: 4 alarms
:: timer [explosive]
:: stopwatch w/ 5-second countdown

Exploding Soda Can
The ubiquitous soda can can be found everywhere! Why not have an exploding can at the same time [no, not the shake-and-open variety; the ones that go "BOUM"]. With our watch0making skills, we have crafted the Exploding Soda Can with every intention of giving your victims a blast. Cans are mimics of whatever product you desire. But how do you tell them apart? Our cans add the word "explosive" to the list of ingredients, which means your victim had better not have a habit of reading labels. To activate, have your victim open the can; the cans explodes immediately.

- available in 6 oz.; 500 ml; and 12oz. sizes

Exploding Headset

Our spies have informed us that it's rather nasty when other spies tap into your radio networks, especially when using your own equipment. So why not give them a nasty surprise when they plug it in? This headset is generic for most international varieties of radio sets and it comes with adapters for those that don't fit. They work perfectly for about 30 seconds, before the fuse inside the headset - triggered to blow when plugged into a radio set - explodes and leaves the informant headless. But how do you distinguish this from your regular headsets? The warning label reads on the inside of the left ear terminal: "N'utilisez cette pièce si vous voulez gardez votre tête." Of course, we recommend this for use as a gift to your favorite enemies.

Exploding Radio

If the Exploding Headset doesn't deter your enemies' spies, then an exploding radio will certainly end their espionage. This radio set is tailored to fit the requirements of any countries' specified requirements. The warning description reads aptly: "Si vous aimez les femmes, gardez contre les hommes" - which of course has nothing to do with the explosive properties of the radio, but your enemies won't know that. The fuse is designed to explode 30 seconds after receiving a terminal from any headset, with an explosive potential enough to inflict pain upon anyone within 5 meters. Of course, this set operates perfectly for the 30 seconds while in use. We strongly recommend using the Exploding Headset with this equipment for optimum potential.

Exploding Suitcase

A classic has returned to us! This suitcase will explode in many different methods, so we caution you to use it carefully. If it is opened, it will explode; if it is dropped from a two story building, it will explode; if it is rattled violently, it will explode; if it is shot with a 9mm weapon, it will explode; if it is run through an x-ray screen, it will explode; if the outside pressure decreases below .5 atmospheres or increases above 2 atmospheres, it will explode. Basically, if you want to get this item, be prepared to have it explode randomly. As it so happens, this article requires no warning.

Exploding Grenade

This is a perhaps misnomer, but we felt it was necessary to distinguish it from regular grenades. Unlike the dandy varieties that have a 4 second fuse, we have crafted a grenade that explodes as soon as the pin is removed. The warning label on this equipment reads as follows: "DO NOT PULL PIN." Also in progress - the Exploding Pin, where you throw the pin and drop the grenade!

(1) Sometra and Prisara
200,000 [Soldat] - $16,000,000 #7 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646590&postcount=7)
1 [Etoile]

(2) Vetalia
2 [Bernard]
30 [Etoile] - $9,000 #9 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646743&postcount=9)

(3) Vetalia
1,500,000 [Soldat] over 5 years - $180,000,000 #16 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12650649&postcount=16)

(4) Russkya
100,500 [Soldat II] - $16,000,000 #25 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12680281&postcount=25)

(5) Russkya
23 [Céleste]
43 [Etoile]
17 [Argent-Noir] - $23,545 #27 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12683204&postcount=27)

(6) FreeAngola
1060 [Voltaire] - $84,800 #31 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12718557&postcount=31)

Soldat II #21 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12675892&postcount=21)

To: Lucien Gustavesson
From: Major General Kevin Extalas, SaPCom Procurement Officer
Subject: Special Order Request

Mr. Gustavesson,

I write this evening to inquire upon the ability of L'Horlogerie Genevoise to fulfill a special order to equip the entire military of the Allied States of Sometra and Prisara. The SaPCom Procurement Division has been searching for an amount of time for a watch maker willing to fulfill an order of 200,000 custom units with which to equip our armed forces.

The watch in question should have the following capabilities:


Water Resistant
Accurate to a high precision
Durable and operable in any environment
Affordable
Should feature a silent alarm, preferably light electric shock, in order to encourage punctuality.


If the above capabilities are possible, we are willing to go to great expense in order to acquire these watches. I thank you for your time.

[signed]
Major General Kevin Extalas

(OOC: This agreement has already been reached over AIM between Galliquesque and myself, this is merely an IC affirmation of the order. The cost he presents will be low, due to the special order status of this post.)

To: Lucien Gustavesson
From: Major General Kevin Extalas, SaPCom Procurement Officer
Subject: Special Order Request

Mr. Gustavesson,

I write this evening to inquire upon the ability of L'Horlogerie Genevoise to fulfill a special order to equip the entire military of the Allied States of Sometra and Prisara. The SaPCom Procurement Division has been searching for an amount of time for a watch maker willing to fulfill an order of 200,000 custom units with which to equip our armed forces.

The watch in question should have the following capabilities:


Water Resistant
Accurate to a high precision
Durable and operable in any environment
Affordable
Should feature a silent alarm, preferably light electric shock, in order to encourage punctuality.


If the above capabilities are possible, we are willing to go to great expense in order to acquire these watches. I thank you for your time.

[signed]
Major General Kevin Extalas

(OOC: This agreement has already been reached over AIM between Galliquesque and myself, this is merely an IC affirmation of the order. The cost he presents will be low, due to the special order status of this post.)

[ooc: confirmed]

Reply: To MG Kevin Extalas

It is my distinct pleasure to offer you the first in our line of Soldat watches, and duly, it has all of the features that you seek. The Soldat is unique among our current line in that it is powered by solar energy and recharge its battery in the same manner. Additionally, it can be updated via satellite feed. Due to our generous first-time for this purchase, we can sell this order in bulk at $16 million. Not only is this rate reduced greatly, we offer the same amenities as we do all of our customers. Additionally, we will add one of our brilliant Etoile watches - tout gratuit. We hope that this order suffices and that it is agreeable.

PDG Lucien Gustavesson

[ooc: once confirmed, the order will take about 3 days to complete - thank you for your business!]

We would like to purchase 2 of your Bernard model watches and 30 of your Etoile model watches for the Praetor, Vice Praetor, and the 30 Proconsuls and Consuls of the government ministries. Your fine watches will be quite attractive timepieces for our highest officials.

Payment will be made when the order is processed.
Viktor Sechin, Office of the Praetor of Vetalia

We would like to purchase 2 of your Bernard model watches and 30 of your Etoile model watches for the Praetor, Vice Praetor, and the 30 Proconsuls and Consuls of the government ministries. Your fine watches will be quite attractive timepieces for our highest officials.

Payment will be made when the order is processed.
Viktor Sechin, Office of the Praetor of Vetalia

Reply: To Viktor Sechin

HGSA is willing to offer the said watches [2 Bernard and 30 Etoile] for a total of $9000. Since these are common items made for manufacture, we can arrange for their delivery within [one RL day]. We hope that this is agreeable.

Excellent. The money will be provided as soon as the watches are delivered.

Excellent. The money will be provided as soon as the watches are delivered.

Bien. We will consider these items sold - expect their delivery within the next 24 hours.

To: Lucien Gustavesson
From: Major General Kevin Extalas, SaPCom Procurement Officer
Subject: Re: Re: Special Order Request

Mr. Gustavesson,

This watch is more than suitable in the eyes of SaPCom, and you may consider the money wired in full. I thank you for your generous service, and the Etoile will be displayed in the Allied Museum of Military History, for lack of a more suitable place for such a brilliant masterpiece. I thank you for your business, and will recommend you to those in need of excellent service.

[signed]
Major General Kevin Extalas

I am open to hearing critiques as well - I'm not a world-famous horlogerier.

To: Lucien Gustavesson
From: Major General Kevin Extalas, SaPCom Procurement Officer
Subject: Re: Re: Special Order Request

Mr. Gustavesson,

This watch is more than suitable in the eyes of SaPCom, and you may consider the money wired in full. I thank you for your generous service, and the Etoile will be displayed in the Allied Museum of Military History, for lack of a more suitable place for such a brilliant masterpiece. I thank you for your business, and will recommend you to those in need of excellent service.

[signed]
Major General Kevin Extalas

We are pleased to have been of great service!

Mr. Gustavesson, are you capable of meeting our order? We are more than ready to have your Soldat watches on the wrists of our commanders as soon as practical. As you know, the order is as follows:

1.5 million watches delivered over the next 5 years, 300,000 per year, at a total cost of $180 million dollars. If you can't deliver them at that rate, we can expand the deal to 7 years, or 214,000 per year, but no longer.

Best wishes,
Procurator Andrey Bazhenov, Office of Defense Procurement

Mr. Gustavesson, are you capable of meeting our order? We are more than ready to have your Soldat watches on the wrists of our commanders as soon as practical. As you know, the order is as follows:

1.5 million watches delivered over the next 5 years, 300,000 per year, at a total cost of $180 million dollars. If you can't deliver them at that rate, we can expand the deal to 7 years, or 214,000 per year, but no longer.

Best wishes,
Procurator Andrey Bazhenov, Office of Defense Procurement

Reply:

We are capable of meeting the needs of your order for as long as need be. For this year, we can supply the 200,000 watches currently available, and manufacture the additional 100,000. For each subsequent year, we can allot the production of an additional 300,000 watches for your order.

If this is agreeable, we will be glad to follow upon this order immediately!

PDG Lucien Gustavesson

Wonderful! We will begin paying for the watches each time they are delivered. The first $36 million will be transferred to your accounts at the start of the next fiscal year.

It's been a pleasure doing business with you,
Procurator Andrey Bazhenov

Wonderful! We will begin paying for the watches each time they are delivered. The first $36 million will be transferred to your accounts at the start of the next fiscal year.

It's been a pleasure doing business with you,
Procurator Andrey Bazhenov

We appreciate the business, and we are glad to be of great service to your own armed forces.

bumper - I'm considered doing a promotional to sell more watches; people just don't realize the necessity of punctuality [particulièrement les français quelquefois...]

Addressed to: Lucien Gustavesson, Horlogerier Genevoise, La Confédération Galliquesque.
Recieved from: Viktor N. Ergeyev, RMSMC, People's Socialist Republic of Russkya.
Subject: Military Wristwatch, Proposed Design and Sales Agreements

Greetings,

After some searching, the Horlogerier Genevoise has come to my attention as a superlative manufacturer and designer of quality chronometers. As such I have been instructed to enquire as to the potential of the Horlogerier producing a watch design, dubbed "Soldat II," for some use amongst the Russkyan Military. Design specifications are enclosed below as an attachment to this missive.

Please respond at your convienence, best regards,
- Viktor N Ergeyev,
RMSMC, PSR Russkya.


Watch body: Black phosphatized steel alloy.
Wriststrap & Clasp: Olive drab synethetic strap with black phosphatized alloy safety clasp.
Mechanism: Digital.
Operational Features:
- Optional watchface illumination via simultaneous press and hold (for duration of illumination) of two buttons to prevent accidental activation of light during manouevres due to contact with equipment or environment.
- Alternating between three selectable timezones, set at user's discretion. Example: Greenwich Mean Time, Operational Theatre Local Time, National Time.
- Timer + Stopwatch capability with ten second countdown feature.
- Waterproofed to a depth of 150 meters.
- Battery power with optional solar recharging capability.

Addressed to: Lucien Gustavesson, Horlogerier Genevoise, La Confédération Galliquesque.
Recieved from: Viktor N. Ergeyev, RMSMC, People's Socialist Republic of Russkya.
Subject: Military Wristwatch, Proposed Design and Sales Agreements

Greetings,

After some searching, the Horlogerier Genevoise has come to my attention as a superlative manufacturer and designer of quality chronometers. As such I have been instructed to enquire as to the potential of the Horlogerier producing a watch design, dubbed "Soldat II," for some use amongst the Russkyan Military. Design specifications are enclosed below as an attachment to this missive.

Please respond at your convienence, best regards,
- Viktor N Ergeyev,
RMSMC, PSR Russkya.

Reply:

Please pardon our late response - our Chef d'Affaires was away on vacation this past weekend, and has only brought this to our attention.

Regarding your proposal, HGSA is willing to offer our services to supply watches to your armed forces. We are certainly glad to build a watch according to your standards. On first review, we can craft a watch - using your requirements - with the following specifications:

- black phosphatized steel alloy body
- olive drab synthetic strap with black phosphatized steel alloy safety clasp
- digital display
:: main time display with date
:: alternate time display
:: world time
:: timer
:: stopwatch with 10-second countdown
- solar-charged battery
- display illumination by simultaneous press and hold of two buttons

If you would like, we can add a number of other functions:

- digital compass with north display at 12 o'clock
- multiple colors for different theaters [white for snow, sand for desert, black for night/urban].

Please let us know if these preliminary specs are suitable for your government. If so, we can supply the price for these watches. Please contact our Public Affairs Department [IM|galliquesque] for additional details concerning specials.

We are glad that your government has chosen HGSA as your watch-maker of choice. We hope that our business will be durable and valuable to the both of us. We look forward to many years of service with you.

PDG Lucien Gustavesson

Response:

This would be acceptable. An initial order of 100,500 watches would be placed once production of the "Soldat II" model is underway. The waterproofed to 150m depth feature is considered critical given the likely adoption of the watch by combat swimmer detatchments.
Additional colours are deemed unnessecary at the present time, as has the digital compass although for a different watch model (Possibly the "Soldat III" if such a thing were to come into production later) it would be a desirable feature.

We too look forward to a continuation of what is expected to be a profitable and beneficial business with the HGSA.

Regards,
- Viktor Ergeyev

Response:

This would be acceptable. An initial order of 100,500 watches would be placed once production of the "Soldat II" model is underway. The waterproofed to 150m depth feature is considered critical given the likely adoption of the watch by combat swimmer detatchments.
Additional colours are deemed unnessecary at the present time, as has the digital compass although for a different watch model (Possibly the "Soldat III" if such a thing were to come into production later) it would be a desirable feature.

We too look forward to a continuation of what is expected to be a profitable and beneficial business with the HGSA.

Regards,
- Viktor Ergeyev

All of our watches are water resistant up to 200m, so the quality standards stated by your armed forces was never a real concern for us. As for your initial production order, we are willing to offer the watches at a reduced rate for their normal sale. We can offer the watches at a bulk rate of $16,000,000 for 100,500 Soldat II watches.

If these specifications are alright, we are glad to have been of great service in the development of this new watch. Development will require additional time to produce the requested quantities, which will push the order to about {4 RL days}.

Again, we are glad that you chose HGSA for your chronological needs, and we hope to see you again soon!

PDG Lucien Gustavesson

Response:

Ah, a misunderstanding due to terminology then. In my native tongue, "waterproofing" indicates a higher level of worksmanship dedicated to ensuring the water resistance of the protected compartments than "water resistant." We will trust to HGSA's superb worksmanship in this case.

The funds in question ($16,000,000) have been designated and wired to the appropriate accounts, and given the nature of our request we thank you for your generous sales discount and promptness. The RMSMC looks forward to being asked to do business with HGSA in the future, and will recommend your firm highly to all relevant parties.

Best regards,
- Viktor Ergeyev.

Response:

Ah, a misunderstanding due to terminology then. In my native tongue, "waterproofing" indicates a higher level of worksmanship dedicated to ensuring the water resistance of the protected compartments than "water resistant." We will trust to HGSA's superb worksmanship in this case.

The funds in question ($16,000,000) have been designated and wired to the appropriate accounts, and given the nature of our request we thank you for your generous sales discount and promptness. The RMSMC looks forward to being asked to do business with HGSA in the future, and will recommend your firm highly to all relevant parties.

Best regards,
- Viktor Ergeyev.

As a bonus gift of appreciation, we wish to offer you an Etoile watch, completely complementary with your large purchase. We hope that its elegance demonstrates our superior quality and precision in building our watches, whether for luxury or for practical use.

OOC: A bit clumsy, not exactly something I have a method for sales set up with, individual purchases like this, that is. Assume that the Etoile watch being delivered sparked massive market interest in your products amongst politicians and higher-ranking personnel in the RMSMC.

Your generous gift has sparked a number of orders from individual purchasers in the People's Socialist Republic as luxury items. The following watches have been ordered and paid for upon confirmation of order:
- Céleste (Total bought, 23)
- Etoile (Total bought, 43)
- Argent, Black Dial (Total bought: 17)

OOC: A bit clumsy, not exactly something I have a method for sales set up with, individual purchases like this, that is. Assume that the Etoile watch being delivered sparked massive market interest in your products amongst politicians and higher-ranking personnel in the RMSMC.

Your generous gift has sparked a number of orders from individual purchasers in the People's Socialist Republic as luxury items. The following watches have been ordered and paid for upon confirmation of order:
- Céleste (Total bought, 23)
- Etoile (Total bought, 43)
- Argent, Black Dial (Total bought: 17)

This order has been confirmed; a private purchase amounting to $23,545 has been acknowledged, and the watches are being shipped immediately owing to their present availability in our stocks.

bump for business

A new branch of HGSA is about ready to be opened soon!

Don´t you have anything more expensive?On the 1,000,000+ mark?

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I,General Silva,Supreme Commander of FreeAngola´s Military and FreeAngola´s General Secretary of the FACP in exile wish to purchase 1060 Voltaire watches

Thank You

Signed,

Supreme Commander of FreeAngola´s Military and FreeAngola´s General Secretary of the FAC Party,General Silva

FreeAngola Prevails

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I,General Silva,Supreme Commander of FreeAngola´s Military and FreeAngola´s General Secretary of the FACP in exile wish to purchase 1060 Voltaire watches

Thank You

Signed,

Supreme Commander of FreeAngola´s Military and FreeAngola´s General Secretary of the FAC Party,General Silva

FreeAngola Prevails

This order has been accepted at the final price of $84,800. Unfortunately, we don't have a $1,000,000 watch currently, but we are looking to expand our stock of items that are being requested. Nonetheless, we thank you for your business, and we are glad that you chose HGSA for your watch needs. We hope that they give you many years of great service!

Our Special Equipment Department has opened

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646158&postcount=3

Please give it due consideration as we begin expanding our line of products.

New and excited updates to our Special Equipment Division:


Exploding Headset

Our spies have informed us that it's rather nasty when other spies tap into your radio networks, especially when using your own equipment. So why not give them a nasty surprise when they plug it in? This headset is generic for most international varieties of radio sets and it comes with adapters for those that don't fit. They work perfectly for about 30 seconds, before the fuse inside the headset - triggered to blow when plugged into a radio set - explodes and leaves the informant headless. But how do you distinguish this from your regular headsets? The warning label reads on the inside of the left ear terminal: "N'utilisez cette pièce si vous voulez gardez votre tête." Of course, we recommend this for use as a gift to your favorite enemies.

Exploding Radio

If the Exploding Headset doesn't deter your enemies' spies, then an exploding radio will certainly end their espionage. This radio set is tailored to fit the requirements of any countries' specified requirements. The warning description reads aptly: "Si vous aimez les femmes, gardez contre les hommes" - which of course has nothing to do with the explosive properties of the radio, but your enemies won't know that. The fuse is designed to explode 30 seconds after receiving a terminal from any headset, with an explosive potential enough to inflict pain upon anyone within 5 meters. Of course, this set operates perfectly for the 30 seconds while in use. We strongly recommend using the Exploding Headset with this equipment for optimum potential.

Exploding Suitcase

A classic has returned to us! This suitcase will explode in many different methods, so we caution you to use it carefully. If it is opened, it will explode; if it is dropped from a two story building, it will explode; if it is rattled violently, it will explode; if it is shot with a 9mm weapon, it will explode; if it is run through an x-ray screen, it will explode; if the outside pressure decreases below .5 atmospheres or increases above 2 atmospheres, it will explode. Basically, if you want to get this item, be prepared to have it explode randomly. As it so happens, this article requires no warning.

Exploding Grenade

This is a perhaps misnomer, but we felt it was necessary to distinguish it from regular grenades. Unlike the dandy varieties that have a 4 second fuse, we have crafted a grenade that explodes as soon as the pin is removed. The warning label on this equipment reads as follows: "DO NOT PULL PIN." Also in progress - the Exploding Pin, where you throw the pin and drop the grenade!


Please check out our full listing of Special Equipment here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12646158&postcount=3