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World changing invention patented in the Republic of YakoBee

YakoBee
10-05-2007, 14:27
Recently our Jewish inventor Dragoneye has invented the IMGAI machine. This machine is based off of his patented perpetual motion device and allows you to change your sexual orientation.

Tourists are now invited to the Republic of Yakobee to experience what it is like to be gay, straight or bisexual for a full month. Reserve your spot in this unique experience for the low price of 10 ounces of gold.

Once your gold reserves run out you will be deported from our country.