NationStates Jolt Archive


The 300 Martians

Perimeter Defense
08-05-2007, 14:15
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Comrades! This is your chance for ultimate Glory! I am Supreme Fleet Marshal Leon Idassi, and I invite you to participate in a battle that may spell your doom, but will ensure your immortality in the history of the Solar System! As we speak, my fleet of three hundred Martian heavy battlecruisers is defending the Aretian (Martian) world as the 25 million vessels of the wretched Hermian (Mercury) fleets descend upon us! Armed with superior technology, hurling asteroids from the Belt at our hapless ships, and crushing us with overwhelming numbers, today my men and women and I shall die! Come join us in glorious battle as we defend the last bastion of hope in civilization!
(To an officer) What? Our weapons are down? Then, my friend, here is something legendary for you: Ramming speed! To glory- AAUUGGHH-

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