NationStates Jolt Archive

In his boredom New Sith Emporer Joseph Singleton called a conference. Any nation may join in, they can send an ambassader or if they just wish to chat over videophone, or some other method it is fine.

The Emporer wishes to meet other nations, find possible allies, and meet future enemies. But most of all he wants to beat his growing boredom into submission.

The Nebarri Empire is willing to meet this New Sith Emporer Joseph Singleton

for your nations benifit we send a list of the Nebarri representatives names

Osiris, Loki, Venus, Chaka, and Horus

we will be providing a standard Nebarri escort in the event of conflict and general security reasons

Emporer Singleton Sends his welcome, along with Directions to the Sith Palace.

The Shakal Empire requests for an envoy to be sent to this confrence. His name will be Derrick Braun.

Emporer Singleton sends his welcome.


ooc: we can begin at any time, it dosen't need to take days of planning, I'm bored now not later. Oh and others can just announce theiir arrival and walk in.

OOC:Read Atlantis X confrence, youll get a kick out of my post.

Ooc: it was... um... interesting. But uh, My emporer is trying to beat his boredom here so any post would be welcome.

Derrick came to the Sith Clan confrence alone. He wished that his wife didnt go to the one in Atlantis X. It always made these events much more interesting seeing how politicians reacted to his wife. She had very...unconventional methods when it came to diplomacy. He imagined what she was doing at this moment and for some reason all he could picture was a potatoe skin...

The Emporer looked up from his depleated buffet table...

"Visitor! Do sit have a potatoe skin! Make yourself comfortable!" He said excitedly.

OCC: okay i will get in on this.

ooc:oh good the potatoe skins are nice.

"Sure." Derrick said sitting down. He looked at the Emperor of the Sith Clan, he was obviously bored. "I wonder how long until more people actually come to this thing." He said.

In walked in Kash the president of North Calaveras, waiting to speak with his old freind.

Kash: Your halls are less bright as i would have figured. he said smiling while while walking in.

Emperor Naddov III of Gataway regrets that he can not attend but will send prince Herotis in his place

"Kash! Glad your here! It was boring with... well without anyone. Well to think of it I'm still bored. Glad your here, Have a potatoe skin. Meet um... what was it? Derk, Derrik... i think thats it Derrik."

The Emporer Welcomes Prince Herotis with a brightly colord brochure and a plate of stuffed potatoe skins.

He shook his hand and sat down with a plate of potatoe skin(wtf is that anyway lol but okay)

Kash: As a matter of a fact, i am about as bored as you are, so i had a chopper take me here to meet you, eversince the revolution many things have changed, but hey im still in power.

After getting the directions to the palace a small fleet consisting of 1 Aurora class Battleship, 2 Hiveship class Carriers, 2 O’Neill class Battleships, 1 Necropolis class Battlecruiser, 2 Daniel Jackson class Cruisers, 6 Wraith class Cruisers(attached to Hiveship Carriers), 10 Daedalus class Destroyers, and 2 Prometheus class Frigates. was with the representatives to escort them. And the representatives headed with fighter escort to the palace onboard a small craft known as a Puddle Jumper. Upon landing the representatives exited followed by 10 guards armed and armored for the defense possibly needed for their assignment

OOC: All are Stargate based ships and infantry tech(though some ships like the “Wraith class” are from the show simply called “Cruisers” and are operated by the Wraith…hence my naming of Wraith class…)

The guards are armed with what is known as a Kull Blaster, and an Ori Staff Weapon and have what I call “SGT Armor” on underneath was seems to be simple metallic armor(SG Armor acts somewhat like stormtrooper armor, though covering less area and more effective). though the leader of the guard has Kull Armor…which for fairness reasons I reduced the abilities of…and each representative has an Alteran Personal Shield and some form of weapon for defense(undisclosed unless needed)

Just going through all this because I felt I should

"Good to meet you Kash." Derrick said standing and extending his hand in greeting. "I belive that we were at one time almost at war, when The Peoples Freedom defeated you we thought we would come in and take some for ourselves."

OCC: WOW! dude your not suposed to be in here.

"wow, thats a heavily armed group." The emporer said interested "And quite large, I'll have to order more potatoe skins."


ooc: well potatoe skins are the only thing i have in the fridge now... and it isn't the only food, just the emporer's favorite.

Kash: yes, i remember, you and tpf werent able to stop the people from freeing themselves, but lets have by gons be by gones and become allys.

He said putting out another hand to shake.

OCC: this is for nationstates not ft states, if i am correct.

"So Kash, I remember a time when I the former commander of the Grand Sith Army was at war with your army... you killed a great man. But I forgive you... actually Don't know why I rememberd it. Our Nations are such great friends now!"

OCC: this is for nationstates not ft states, if i am correct.

I don't care, it's not a war or anything, let him bring what he wants. Say he hit a time warp.

OCC: this is for nationstates not ft states, if i am correct.

OOC: Doesnt matter. Right now my Empress was timewarped to FT and is visiting the Sith Clan envoy in Atlantis X.

"I agree. We should ust get along and stuff ourselves with these delicious potatoe skins...What are these anyways?" Derrick asked the Emperor.

"Bacon, Cheese, other unhealthy artery clogging gunk on a potatoe skin, It's a national Dish. We eat it every Saturday and Sunday, oh and tuesdays, and also thursdays." Emporer Singleton explained.

Kash smiled and drank, he was wondering how great it was to sit with genuine leaders from great nation, enemies and allys.

Kash turned to the sith emperor: I have a secret to tell you it is very important if you promise not to reavel i have what im going to say.

OCC: lol i was just thinking this guy likes stargate, when actually my future nation, is controlled by kash as a goa'uld.

Derrick heard Kash whisper to the Sith Emperor. Derrick pretended not to hear but tuned in his genetically modifed hearing to catch every word.

"Uh... sure. Who would believe me anyway? I'm Only the emporer after all. I tell them what to do, they obey. Unless the councill says other... You know forget it. Whats your secret?" The Emporer asked.

Kash looked serious at the emperor

Kash: Eversince i left from tpf as a prisoner he has set up speacial forces in my country, so if i threaten him in any way he will kill me, His colonle and i have had some very interesting conversations during the occupation, i couldnt give a speach without fear of death, he even threatend to torture me if i didnt tell my people to say every thing was okay.

Kash turned and looked at derrick.

The emporer looked around, thinking.

"Ok so what exactly do you mean? Are you not free? Are you under surveilance?" He whisperd to Kash.

"Dont look at me. I didnt set those men up." Derrick said. He began to think about what the Empress was doing at the moment. He cursed himself inwardly, all he seen this time was an apple core dissappear. Then a thought hit him. "O dear God." He said out loud. Derrick laughed and rubbed his eyes with his fingers. She likes mindgames...

Kash: O i am free. he does have me under survallience, but if i screw with him or anything that will threaten his goverment i will be killed.

Kash was a little nerveouse

Kash: I need your help, at finding these men and capturing them. If i do anything to upset him i could be killed, im a dam puppet, but for now i can enjoy solitude here.

"Hmmm, well your welcome to stay as long as you need. If I were to help, I wouldn't want to make enemies. I know a great mercenary company downtown. I could set u a meeting with them for you."

Kash leaned back in his chair and smiled

Kash: Oh no thanks i think i will play it cool for now, i have plans that will get rid of these fascists.

He heard Derrick laugh.

Kash: Whats funny.

"Well i think he thinks it's funny how So many showed up but are not around. I think thats odd. But if your sure you don't want help."

"Well, due to my genetic manipulation I can sort of read what my wife is doing." He began to explain. "Every once in a while I get a flash of what she sees." He added. "And right now she is playing mindgames with the Sith envoy in Atlantis X. She did the classic swallow a whole apple core trick."

"Well thats cruel. She shouldn't toy with Ivan, his divorce isn't comming along so well. I know, it's a national televised event. The odd thing is they are argueing over who has to keep the children."

Kash: That's a neat trick, i didnt know it was possible. So the empress is your wife?

He dug into some more potatoe skin.

"Yup." Derrick answered. "The strange thing is that before we married I had no idea she was the future Empress, neither did she. The Imperial children are always sent to foster families for protection." Derri said. "The only reason we married is beacuse of that damned law that says a female ruler must be married within a month of coronation or forfiet the crown." Derrick took a bite of potatoe skin. He then turned to answer the Sith Emperor. "I know she sholdnt, but its her stlye. She has always been the more playful one. While Im just a hardass."

OCC: can my goa'uld counter part join the other discussion.

Kash: I guess it would have its ups and downs. So your just ambassador, or what rank rall i state you are?

He drank some more and wiped his mouth.

"Hmmm well I'm the first emporer in my line. You see the old one died with no heir, and so the Sithin Council chose me. Now I am Emporer. We don't have a law like yours though. We don't ever need to marry."

OCC: can my goa'uld counter part join the other discussion.

Kash: I guess it would have its ups and downs. So your just ambassador, or what rank rall i state you are?

He drank some more and wiped his mouth.


I think you can. It's an odd thread... not like most.

Kash: O im sorry your royalnes it was talking to Derrick.

OOC:Read the posts from the start. Itll make you laugh.

"What state rank do I hold?" Derrick repeated the question he was asked. "None. Im just a High Field Marshall. Its like the commander of all armed forces for the country." He explained to Kash. After he turned to the Emperor. "Well, the Imperial law was laid down to help insure the peoples basic freedoms over 700 years ago. The family line actually goes back over 3000 years." Derrick said. "The first rule is that it can NEVER be changed. So in turn our country is a little strange, prostitutes walk the streets legally and for each child born to anyone they get the equivalent of 50 Gold ounces."

"Well uh, so was I. I was explining how i came to power." The emporer Explained.

Kash a little wide eyed.
Kash: Dont you have problems with diseases liek aids? i coudnt imagine.

"Wow Derrick thats... thats pretty interesting. We geneticly engineer our children to become fighting machines. Other that that, I Only have limited powers, the Council can always over rule me." The Emporer Said frowning.

"I know its wierd, but a prostitute is like any job, they have to take drug tests and medical exams. If they fail they cant be one." Derrick explained. "We genetically engineer our children to, only if the parents consent, but they ususally do. Its actually an honor." Derrick said. "Well, the Empress cant be overruled. As long as she follows the 25 simple rules laid out in the code nothing can be done." He said. "Not that it really matters, we have always been noted as a damn fair Fascist state if there was one."

Kash: you have a very interesting culture? it must be fasinating for tourists.

"Hmmm... well just so you know I have quite the influence with the counsil. I can get anythi..." He paused looking up. A man with a robe shook his head on the other side of the room. "Never Mind" The emporer finished sounding annoyed.

"Well, tourists are not really that common. Our eceonomy is not service based. We rely on manufacturing." Derrick explained. "Every once in a while a tourist is detained because they assume the prostitutes are like they are in other countries and hit them." Derrick continued to eat.

"OK" said the emporer.

"So any body have any kids? wives? Well I know about your wife derrick... any kids though?" The emporer continued.

Kash: Maybe i will be to visit your country once this whole thing with tpf cools down.

Kash: as a matter of a fact, i dont have any, i intende on giveing my power away to colonle Pierce.

"Pierce... do i know him?" Emporer Singleton asked.

"No kids. She isnt ready for kids yet.'' Derrick said simply.

"Ahh... I have four. Three girls. And A boy, though he might as well be a girl too. The pansy. I tried to force into the Grand Army, but no. He refused to obey me." The emporer announced sounding ashamed.

"The key is discipline. If he disobeys make him want to obey next time you tell him to do something." Derrick said to the Sith Emperor.

Kash: you might have heard of him, he led the revolutionary forces while i was gone. He is a great man, and deserves ownership if i were to die.

"But what are the chances of you dying?" Emporer Singleton laughed

"Oh and I do discipline my son, he's downn in the dungeons now."

"There you go. Its bound to work. If not give him 3 good lashes and I can guarentee he will listen." Derrick said smiling.

"Lashes... so midevil... no I'd rather just lock him in the dungeon."

Kash: I would put him in a rehabilitaition center, we have those for disobeint people, the communist party itslef runs it, it is very nice.

"Whatever floats you boat." Derrick said as he con tinued to eat.

"So... about that... I think he should be punished... I mean no pain no gain right?"

Kash: Indeed singleton he said digging into another potatoe skin.

"GLad you guys like the potatoe skins." The Emporer said motioning for a waitor to bring a fresh batch.

"There not bad. Besides, there a hell of alot better than all but 1 form of salad Ive ever had to taste." Derrick said. He ate mor eof the strange dish n front of him.

Kash: Yes, very tasty, thank you emperor

He said digging into another

OCC: i have to go in a little while.

OOC:Thats Ok North. Focus on the other thrad some, and make the new guy feel included.

ooc: well when you do have kash go as well, or at least go up to a guest room.

OCC: i will leave in a little while a little bit more chat woudlnt hurt.

Kash: Royalnes, i will take you up on your offer by staying in one of your guest rooms, is this okay with you.

"Sure, sure. Do you prefer a room in the East wing or the West? THe east has a lovely view of the Imperial Gardens, while the west also houses my personal Library." It's compleatly up to you."

Kash: I will go with the library i would like to learn your history.

"Ok then I'll have a room preparred." He said clapping for a servant, he whisperd instructions in the maids ear and she ran off to prepare the room.

"Goodbye Kash." Derrick said as the man readied for some hefty reading. He finished off another potatoe skin and pushed the plate away. "Finally I full."

Kash waved goodbye: good bye comrade.

"Well if your all leaving..." THe emporer said letting his sentence drop.