NationStates Jolt Archive

I am staging a conference in the Imperial Palace in Atlantis X. I invite all nations to come to this very formal occasion. In this conference we shall discuss possible wars, mutual-protection pacts, possible vassal state transformation, and become more acquainted with one another's culture and history. This conference may last for several days, so rooms will be prepared in the Palace for each of you and fantastic meals served whenever you please. If you don't mind, please sign the guest-book before posting here. All you have to do is type down the full name and title of the person(s) representing your nation. I hope to see you there...

Ivan McMillin enters the hall, looks around, and sighs.

"Well this place is quite empty. I wonder if I can find some food."

Lol, Food is at the wave of a hand. And any of my servants that you might enjoy are in your bedroom.

The Empress (http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/LeylaMilani6.jpg) arrived at the hall. It was empty. The ambassador from the Sith Clan had just arrived before her. It felt so cold for her to be without any of her guards. Usually Derrick would have been with her, then she could occupy herself with him until mor edelegates came. Samantha would have been nice to. Her features made occupying time with her husband much more interesting, albeit much louder.

Ivan looked up frm the loaded potatoe skin he was eating and choked. He had just spied the most beautiful woman ever walking into the hall.

OOC:I told you you would get a kick out of it.

The Empress wandered over to the food table and noticed a man stuffing himself with potatoe skin. He choked when she came near. It wasnt the first time she had gotten this reaction from a felow politician. She smiled.

"Trying to get it before someone else hey?"

"No, I'm really just bored... I munch when i'm bored. Boredom is a chronic illness in The Sith Clan ya know.!" Ivan mutterd embarrased.

"I know what you mean." Kristina said taking up an apple. "Why else would we be here?" She said taking a bite. "Hey, look at that." She said pointing. Just behind the Sith Clan envoy rolled a tumbelweed. "I havent seen one of those in years... Anyway, whats your name?"

"I..Ivan, hmmm, that would be a strange plant I've never seen before. What are you called."

The Empress looked at him confused. Then she realized that she must have went through a time warp into FT when she entered the Atlantis X confrence.

"Its called an Apple Ivan." She said holding it out. "I am Empress Kristina Schraepl II from the Shakal Empire."

"Well I know thats an apple, i was talking about the thing behind me, You see The Sith Clan is not near any deserts... or plains. I just don't know what that thing back there rolling amongst the cobwebs is." He said quickly to hide his blunder.

"Oh sorry." The Empress said. "Its really a normal weed that decided to become a gymnist." She oked to help hide the fact that she had no idea what a tumbleweed actaully WAS.

"Hmm, so weeds can actually become gymnist?" Ivan asked not seeing that she meant it as a joke.

"No,no,no." Kristina began. "It was a joke, I have no idea what plant a tumbleweed actually is." She said taking another bite of the apple. It was down to the core. She took it by the stem and stuck the whole thing in her mouth. When she pulled it out all that was left was the stem. How she loved to mess with the minds of others.

"Uggghh" Said Ivan distracted by her eating of the Apple.

"So forgeting the gymnast weed, I have a wife and kids... or at least i did. She hates me though... and the kids, well they are just to ugly to really be mine, what about you? Married?" He said regaining his composure.

"Married.""It still sounded wierd to hear that. "Yes. My husband is currently at the confrence with your emperor." She said. "As for kids...I ust turned 18 three months ago, I plan to keep this figure a few more years before that." She said indicating her body. "Isnt it a little mean to call your children ugly?"

"To be honest it isn't. I'd show you their pictures but last time i showed them two men threw up and a woman died. Sucks that your married though.... um.... I mean I know this guy thats looking for a gir... ya know I'm shutting up now." Ivan said.

"Your a meanie." SHe said throwing her hair back over her shoulders. "And dont think I didnt catch that." She said. "Dont worry, I actually get that reaction alot. You should see it when I go to bed with my girlfriend. Everyone just gawkes." She explained. This would prove very entertaining.

"Gir... Girlfriend? And ummm... how does everyone see this?" He asked anxiously.

"Your sick." Kristina said. "No one WATCHES US... exceot my husband." She said to really scare the poor man. "Samantha and I have known eachother since Derrick introduced us when we were 15. My husband has known her his whole life."

"Uh, no i didn't mean it like that.... I just... you know forget i ever said that. Man it's empty in here. So uh, how long have you known your husband?"

Kash(Goa'uld version) approached the room and knocked to see if any one was in there.

"I know its empty." Kristina said with a shiver. "If noone else comes ill have to get close to something for warmth." She said. "My husband you ask. Well, Im pretty sure he first saw me when I was 13 and he was the same age. I didnt really talk to him until he saved me from getting ran over by a Klaka (Giant Cow with wings) and that was when we were 15. After that we just kinda became friends."

Kash(in deep goa'uld voice) hello is anyone in there, is this a conference.

"Hmmm. Hey what is that... knocking sound?.... I'll go check the door... I wonder where all the sevents disappeared to." Ivan said walking to the giant double doors.

"HOLY CRAP SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE!" The Empress said hearing the knock on the door. "Its Open!" She yelled not feeling like walking all the way over to just open the door.

Kash entered and walked over to shake hands.

Kash: Hello, i am system lord Kash, i never thought humans would hold any power but, it seems like you guys are doing well.

Just as Ivan got to it the door burst open knocking him to the floor.

"Ouch"

Kash suprised: o i am so sorry.

He helped the man up and pated him of.

Kash: sorry he said sitting down.

"Well, nice hello to a typical Goauld system lord." Kristina said rolling her eyes. "Nice big empty room isnt it?" She asked.

"I do wonder where the waiters have gone... I think... what the heck are you!" Ivan exclaimed after getting a clear look at Kash.

OCC: Goa'uld are parasites, the only way you could tell is that his eyes might glow white for a second or his deep voice.

Kash laughed: I am what you might call a parasite, i control this body. and hello to you your royalnes.

ooc: well how am i to know... say Ivan has these feelings when things are not normal about people.

"Well whatever... parasite... living off the life of another being... not very nice... where have the waitors gone?" Ivan mumbled to himself.

"Now theres 3 of us in this room the size of a football field. I think that Atlantis X just shuts down after a certain hour of the day." The Empress said throwingback her hair again.

Colonel Yevgraf, representative of the Zimsnobwean Federation, a separated region from a larger power, came into the hall via an old GAZ Volga car. He carried an air of pomp and circumstance with him, as he walked in long strides, in a neat military uniform and tidy face. He walked to a table on the far left, brushed off a chair with a handy little brush he carried with him, and sat. Casting a quick glance, he noted others, though not many. It was his country's first international step outside of it's region, and he was quite nervous, though he did not show it.

OOC: Sorry if I'm rather terrible at this. I've just begun.

Kash's eyes glowed

Kash: I have a feeling, that my kind is not appreaciated here, i know we pretend to be gods, but alone we are very sensible race.

"I hae a feeling... and that feeling is hunger... man when did i eat all the buffet food? Oh and No offense bug dude."

Kash luaged at his bug dude remark.

Kash: It is okay, yes i am wondering if there will be food aswell.

"You can always eat me." The Empress said to the men trying to halt any arguement before it started. She just noticed another man come to the confrence and sit off to the side alone. "Come over here new guy!" she yelled across the hall.

"I would love to eat yo... no what? I am not a cannible... The waitors were here not fifty minutes ago..." Ivan said looking around.

Kash turned and looked at the empress with a smile

Kash: you are a interesting leader, i would like to talk to you some more.

He sat down.

Yevgraf cast a look over, and noticed a female beckoning him. He walked over, flipping his fingers over an ID card from his nation. There, he said a quick, "Hello", introduced himself as the representative of the Zimsnobwean federation, nodded to each of the group, and sat again. Clearly he wasn't much of a people person, or he was just obsessed with professionalism.

"I dont think Im interesting. Maybe to Derrick, Im just a normal 18 year old. Your all the wierd ones." The Empress said sitting down across from Kash crossing her legs. She then turned to the Zimsnobwe delegate. "Hello sir." She began noticing that he ws very nervous, or very professional, this would be VERY fun indeed. "My name is Kristina. I am the Empress of the Shakal Empire."

Ivan gave a nonchalant "HI" and got up and started wondering around the building in search of the missing waitors.

Kash: Ah yes, to us you are very interesting because you would either become one of us , or you would be a slave. I assure you i would do no such thing.

"See you later Ivan." She said as he walked away. Then she turned to Kash and spoke. "Slave or a Goauld? Hmmm..." she said. "I would take slave, at least that way I would get some." Kristina hoped her reply would shock the man.

Kash turned to the new man,

Kash: fascinating women isnt she?

He said leaning back in the chair.

"No more than any other," Yevgraf replied. "I'm here to make my country an international one, not to enjoy anyone's presence." He leaned back a bit in his chair, but not so that it rocked back. "Who do you represent?"

Kristina noticed that the new guest meant business. She decided to follow Ivan wherever he was going. She excused herself from the table and went looking for him.

Ivan came running back from the hall he just went down.

"Lions, there are Lions in that room. All i want is a bloody pantry, but i get lions. Yo, new guy. Bring any food with you?" Ivan said out of breath.

Kash: I represent myself, i am a goa'uld, maybe you have heard of our race. internatiol presence, a good prospect.

Kash's eyes glowed for a couple of seconds.

Kristina laughed. "Lions? Why would there be Lions here?" She asked Ivan. "I already told you, you can always eat me if your hungry." She said with a smirk.

Yevgraf grew a bit uneasy around Kash, though it did not show beyond his rough exterior. "Yes. My Nation wishes to become less dependent on our current trade partner, so we are sending out emissaries." He looked over to Ivan, and said, nonchalantly, "No, I don't carry food with me. I have a few capsules, but they are vitamin supplements, and wouldn't be to your liking." Actually, they were suicide pills, in case something awry occured.

"Forgot to mention your a flaming parasite didn't ya. Say... can you cook lions?"

Kash: I could probably kill one of them, as for cooking it i wouldnt know how to prepare it.

"Ivan, your an idiot. Kash isnt on fire. He just has a freaky thing wher eh makes his eyes glow." She stopped. ""Did you just ask him if he could cook lions?"

"Hmm... to think i came here on the Emporers orders... I could be at home with some potatoe skins, but no.. here i am with a bug, some creepy stiff guy, and a beautiful lady that makes me very uncomfortable and says i can eat her. If this is what i get for being a Sub-Minister i'd hate to be the actual minister."

Yevgraf replied to Ivan's last statement. "We eat lions all the time in Zimsnobwe, though I don't think it'd be wise to shoot one here."

"Why can you cook lions miss?"

Kash smiled: Well, if you want i can try.

(the goa'uld have the strengh of about 6 men)

OOC mm

IC

"you spit roast them"said the man who heard enough to know what was going on

Yevgraf sighed, then stood up. Sitting always made him uncomfortable.

"Yeah. ok forget the lions. So new guy. Why are you here? Exactly, sorry i didn't leave food for you. I munch when i'm nervous and the lady maks me quite nervous."

Kash stared at yevgraf

Kash: from which country, or planet do you actually hail from?

"If this makes you uncomfortable you should see what happens when Derrick and Samantha are with me." Kristina said. "Im sure I could kill one, but I doubt that cooking it would be a good idea in the middle of Atlantis X Royal Palace."

OOC before i can answer do we know what tech this is

OOC mm

IC

"you spit roast them"said the man who heard enough to know what was going on

"Are you a waitor? I've been searching for one of you for... what five pages now?" Ivan asked excited.

Yevgraf looked over at Ivan. "Zimsnobwe seeks trade partners, and to gain an international presence. We're also interested in military technology, but I'm not here to deal with that. I'm sure she does. I don't tend to notice women all that much, to tell you the truth." He then replied to Kash. "I am a citizen of the Federation of Zimsnobwe, a country that broke off from a larger, more powerful nation via a bloody coup initiated by several terrorist groups. I served in the Zimsnobwean military for twelve years. Does this answer your inquiry?"

Kash laughed at the remark the empress made.

Kash also saw the worker: Are you a slave, if so bring us something to eat.

"If this makes you uncomfortable you should see what happens when Derrick and Samantha are with me." Kristina said. "Im sure I could kill one, but I doubt that cooking it would be a good idea in the middle of Atlantis X Royal Palace."

"Well he's the one that left us here to starve. In fact if only he knew what this conference turned into... Wow. And honestly I'd love to see you and your girlfriend... no i didn't say that... did i mention i'm getting divorced?"

Kash: yes it does

OOC before i can answer do we know what tech this is
ooc:
Really some are from time warps so it dosen't matter. This is all messed up.

Kash: I am afraid i must leave, i will be staying here for the night, if anyone needs to contact me im in room 23 deck 5.

"Quite the party" he mumbled under his breath. Prince Philip, Duke of Monhire had entered the large room. He never actually wanted to attend the conference, but the Senderlian government had sent him, and he had his duties. Philip continued to look around for anyone that he may have seen before, no luck. In fact, there didn't seem to be anyone else present other then the four other representives.

ooc:
Really some are from time warps so it dosen't matter. This is all messed up.

OOC ok i'll play FT me an QUOTE some post

"Well see you buggy" Ivan said nervously.

OOC before i can answer do we know what tech this is

OOC:Atlantis is future and im Mt or Early PMT. I just say that I got sucked in through a time warp coming in the door.

IC:

"Well, of course you want to see that." Kristina said waving her hadnand turning her head. "Even I wouldnt mind it if she was here right now." Kash had laughed at her earlier remark. When they were all together it was like one of those movies with the rag tag group of non-homogeneous individuals that get stuck on a desert island.

Kash: O i will be back tomarrow, trust me.

"No I don't want to see a thing, I'm getting divorced! And Hungry. Wow is it hot in here or is it just me?" Ivan remarked.

"No, thats called embarassment." The Empress began to explain. "Wow, another delegate has been forced to join in this mess." She said to Ivan. Kristina hoped he wasnt like the one that came just before him, a big stiff. She honestly hoped that someone closer to her mindset would show up.

"Yeah. ok forget the lions. So new guy. Why are you here? Exactly, sorry i didn't leave food for you. I munch when i'm nervous and the lady maks me quite nervous."

Kash stared at yevgraf

Kash: from which country, or planet do you actually hail from?

"Are you a waitor? I've been searching for one of you for... what five pages now?" Ivan asked excited.

Kash laughed at the remark the empress made.

Kash also saw the worker: Are you a slave, if so bring us something to eat.


"i'am Roy Mustang ofThe Shadow Empire of Imperial Interplanetary Strategic Alliance Army, the ship i'am on pick up a message so i'm here to have a look,if you need food i canhave some teleported down"said Roy

In his pocket, Yevgraf toyed with the suicide pill. It was so utterly unprofessional here, he almost wanted to swallow it.

"There yo go Ivan." Kristina said. "He can give us some food." She decided to mke him even more uneasy. "Its really to bad, I was almost hoping that you would take me up on my offer and eat me." She paused for effect. "But to late now. You had your chance."

"OH you are my saviour! Food! I need Potatoe skins!" Ivan said excited.

"There yo go Ivan." Kristina said. "He can give us some food." She decided to mke him even more uneasy. "Its really to bad, I was almost hoping that you would take me up on my offer and eat me." She paused for effect. "But to late now. You had your chance."

"Honey i assure you I'd love to eat you, but as of now I'm still married. But you know in a few months I'm sure if you offer me again I'd take you up. But now i got some food.
Hey Stiffy why you fingerin your pocket?"

"Meh, Im sure Ill live." The Empress said. "He is fingering a vitamin pill. He probably needs to take it before he eats real food." She explained to Ivan.

"I'm wondering whether I've had my daily dose of Vitamin D. According to the physicians, I'm slightly short on it." He lied coolly, and took his hand out. And if you're only married as of now, and will not be soon, why not go ahead? Were I in your position, and actually interested in her, I'd take it. You're only married in title. Think outside the box. Or rather, inside, in this case."

"Heh, old and stiff. Lighten up man, this obviously isn't your average place." Ivan said looking around anxiously for the promised food.

"I'm wondering whether I've had my daily dose of Vitamin D. According to the physicians, I'm slightly short on it." He lied coolly, and took his hand out. And if you're only married as of now, and will not be soon, why not go ahead? Were I in your position, and actually interested in her, I'd take it. You're only married in title. Think outside the box. Or rather, inside, in this case."

"Wow your an interesting fellow... where you from again?"

"It appears that he actually has a sense of humor." The Empress said indicating Yezgraf. She looked around. The latest arrival hadnt done anything yet. It was strange.

"The Federation of Zimsnobwe. My name is Yevgraf, that's really all you need to know for my purposes." He looked towards Ivan. "And you?"

"It appears that he actually has a sense of humor." The Empress said indicating Yezgraf. She looked around. The latest arrival hadnt done anything yet. It was strange.
"I have a few surprises, darling, believe you me." He gave a small, short smile, then returned to his regular chiseled, blank stare.

"Well, i wouldn't call it a sense of humor. But we all have our quirks. He's a stiff, you're beautiful, I've got an ugly wife and kids..." Ivan said half to himself.

"The Federation of Zimsnobwe. My name is Yevgraf, that's really all you need to know for my purposes." He looked towards Ivan. "And you?"

"I am Sub-Minister of Foregin Relations Ivan McMillin of the Constitutional Empire of The Sith Clan." Ivan said all in one breath still searching for the promised food.

"I dont honestly think you kids could be THAT ugly." The Empress said to Ivan. "And thanks." She added. "Nice to meet you Yezgraf." She said politly.

"I dont honestly think you kids could be THAT ugly." The Empress said to Ivan. "And thanks." She added. "Nice to meet you Yezgraf." She said politly.
"The feeling is mutual, I'm sure." He leaned back, staring at the roof. It was going to be a long night.

"My divorce has lasted 5 months. We are fighting over who has to keep them. If only you knew what they looked like." Ivan said.

"There yo go Ivan." Kristina said. "He can give us some food." She decided to mke him even more uneasy. "Its really to bad, I was almost hoping that you would take me up on my offer and eat me." She paused for effect. "But to late now. You had your chance."
"if the Emperor was here he would if the Thirst hit him"said Roy

"OH you are my saviour! Food! I need Potatoe skins!" Ivan said excited.

"your in luck the cooks just made Potatoe Salad "said Roy as he hit some key on a PDA

min late a dish full of Potatoe skins was in front of Ivan

OOC:I have to go soon, Ill hit 400 posts then thats it. At my house its 2:30am

IC:
"Im getting tired." Kristina said stretching her arms. "Its been a long day." She pasued. "Does Atlantis have a good massus (?) here? I need a back rub." She planned to mingle only a short while longer.

"So where is that food?" Ivan said nervously glancing at the blank walls, and empty spaces.

OOC: Shakal, get firefox. Auto-spellcheck. Also, same time for me. I'm freakishly not tired.

Again Yevgraf sighed. "I hope that valet didn't damage my vehicle... or worse, joyride."

"if the Emperor was here he would if the Thirst hit him"said Roy


"Well, there would be no fun in that." The Empress said. "Half the fun is in the fact that people like Ivan would never do it and therefore it makes it funnier." Kristina had always possed a very twisted sense of humor.

"Well, there would be no fun in that." The Empress said. "Half the fun is in the fact that people like Ivan would never do it and therefore it makes it funnier." Kristina had always possed a very twisted sense of humor.

"well he eats his 12 female mates and brings them back alive again after it"said Roy

ooc: ha 3:30 am here!

"Oh i would do it, i'm just still wed leagally. In The Sith Clan your put to death for infedelity." Ivan explained

"Thannks for those Potatoe skins! I'm starved!"

"Who ever said anything about infidelity?" The Empress asked shocked. "I meant that you could literally eat me. I probabaly have a clone body stored up in some basement in the Imeprial Palace." Kristina joke playing innocent. "Anyways, I should almost be going up to my room now."

"Thannks for those Potatoe skins! I'm starved!"

"You're welcome"said Roy

"Well i'm sure each guy here would like to accompany you to your room, you know make sure you make it. I would gladly do it. I have WAY more class than these others, plus i don't want what they want." Ivan said.

"Then come with me. I have no idea where to go anyways." Kristina said to Ivan.

"Well i'm sure each guy here would like to accompany you to your room, you know make sure you make it. I would gladly do it. I have WAY more class than these others, plus i don't want what they want." Ivan said.
"I don't particularly want to. I imagine we were all assigned identical ones, so there wouldn't be much to see... Oh, you mean THAT way. I could pass. I have to report back, and get issues to bring up, and all kinds of things." Yevgraf sighed.

"Sure" Ivan said offering his arm. "Not down that hall, there are Lions down there"

"Who ever said anything about infidelity?" The Empress asked shocked. "I meant that you could literally eat me. I probabaly have a clone body stored up in some basement in the Imeprial Palace." Kristina joke playing innocent. "Anyways, I should almost be going up to my room now."

"thats the troops ,he wont clone his two vampire and ten werewolves mates just sleep with them and eats with them when the Thirst hits him "said Roy

Kristina took his arm. "Ok then lead the way." As they walked Kristina began to feel very tired. Once they were out of earshot of everyone else she asked, "Do you think those 'Servants' Atlantis promised are still in our rooms waiting?"

"Plus I want to get away from that creep" Ivan whisperd to The Empress.

Kristina took his arm. "Ok then lead the way." As they walked Kristina began to feel very tired. Once they were out of earshot of everyone else she asked, "Do you think those 'Servants' Atlantis promised are still in our rooms waiting?"


"Forgot about those, uh well, The waitors disappeared. If they dissapeared i'd help you with whatever you need, promise!" Ivan said beginning to sweat.

"What I need right now is a nothing that a man could possibly give me." She said to Ivan as they walked. "Although the more the merrier." She added.

Once they were gone, Yevgraf breathed a sigh of relief. "I wonder if this place has a firing range..."

a lot of noise can be heard caming from the hall where the loins are
"mm he here''said Roy then he gets a message on his PDA

"Well uh, I could uh, oh look at the time, here's your room. I gotta be. Oh look I have an adjoining room." Ivan gasped.

OOC:Im gone after this post. Ill DEFINATLY be back tomorrow. Im taking some liberties with this post im not trying to control anyone elses characters.

"For gods sakes man im not a whore." The Empress said. "Calm down. Like I said, no man can give me what I need tonight." She said. "Goodnight." Was her final word before cloing the door. Ivan heard a little noise and stood confused. It sounded like a squeal of joy. Ivan could only guess that the Atlantis Servants were still present in the rooms...or hers at least.

OOC 2:I bid you all goddnight.

ooc: well it's been fun... and weird. I gotta go to sleep now, it's nearly 4 am. Night all.

Ivan walked exausted into his adjoining rooom.

Once they were gone, Yevgraf breathed a sigh of relief. "I wonder if this place has a firing range..."

"theres one on the Emperors ship that now above this planet"said Roy as a man steps out of a shadow

"I'll pass. I've been advised to stay in this facility. Either way, I should go sleep. Farewell." HE stood up and headed off, immediately going to his assigned room. There he logged on, turned on his webcam, and spoke directly with the president, who gave him his assignments. He replied mechanically, like a drone.

"I'll pass. I've been advised to stay in this facility. Either way, I should go sleep. Farewell." HE stood up and headed off, immediately going to his assigned room. There he logged on, turned on his webcam, and spoke directly with the president, who gave him his assignments. He replied mechanically, like a drone.

after Yevgraf left

"too bad got shit load of weapons too"
"yer you do how was the trip"said Roy to the tall man next to him

"the other gods and goddess's are pain sometimes"

OOC the Emperor
http://rambo1000.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/mn/1126280045.jpg

Kash entered the room again after breakfast.

Kash: well, anything interesting happen since i left, did you kill a lion: he said laughing.

"my Sadow Wolves rip them apart"said the tall man next Roy

"yur so Roy i was in the middle of having sex with all my mates when a dam demon shows up"said the man
"how rude"said Roy

Kash looked with confused face

Kash: ...........yes, very rude, anyways where is the empress? and Ivan?

Kash looked with confused face

Kash: ...........yes, very rude, anyways where is the empress? and Ivan?

"she in her room having sex i think and he may be feeling sorry for himself that he missing out"said the tall man

Kash smiled: Ah, she remindes me of Hathor, to bad she was killed she would have made an excellent queen.

"how was she killed"ask Roy

"drink"ask the tall man holding out a sliver flask

Kash: Well, a tauri insurgency shot her, at least that what i have been told by the other system lords.

"mm"said Roy

"how are the system lords doing in there cells Roy"ask the tall man
"still not liking them"said Roy
"good"said the tall man

Kash went to a serious.

Kash: yuo cant image pain and suffering we have endured after the jaffa rebellion and ori invasion, there arnt very many of us left, as for cells, i dont know any goa'uld that were captured.

"none of your lot one my mates the queen of the blades whos a vamp was at war and some of her system lords made a deal with the other side,so she made a deal with me her body for my empires help"said the tall man

Kash looked confused
Kash: It seems your talking about a different meaning of system lord, i control 7 star systems, well i guess im not a system lord anymore, my planets have even ben converted to origin, or are controlled by the jaffa.

"no same meaning she had 14 star systems each had a lord to run them and they own toops to keep them safe ,but 8 lord made a deal other side to over throw her"said Roy

Kash: Well, in my case i controled 7 star systems by myself, have you encountered the goa'uld before? If so you have probably met the bad ones, it seems like most of our kind is very aggressive, except for Baal.

Kash: Well, in my case i controled 7 star systems by myself, have you encountered the goa'uld before? If so you have probably met the bad ones, it seems like most of our kind is very aggressive, except for Baal.

"just heard of you and got some photos from others "said Roy
"one my little ones call you snake poeple because of the armour seen in photo"said the tall man

Kash laughed
Kash: Ah yes, snake peopel, well i guess you could say that, becaue of our shape. and the gold armor(im wearing a business suit) is a way to put our godliness into our followers.

Kash laughed
Kash: Ah yes, snake peopel, well i guess you could say that, becaue of our shape. and the gold armor(im wearing a business suit) is a way to put our godliness into our followers.

"i see ,well wearing gold armor in battle really not a good idea"said Roy

Kash: Yes, that's why we created the personal shield device.

Kash: Yes, that's why we created the personal shield device.

"we did some testing with smoething like that"said Roy

The Private Helicopter neared the Palace when suddenly Prime Minister Paris started to yell at the Pilot

"You dumb f*** we are friken late I mean really we missed the hot empress and the choking guy and even the tumbleweed conversation"

"Sir you told us to be late so we would look busay so we wouldnt have to sit through the whole thing" the pilot said

"Thats it land this thing and then once your off tie a bandana around your head and kneel; also give me your pistol....snicker snicker" said Prime Minister Paris

OOC:Im Back

IC:
The Empress closed her door. She had already washed, and changed. Kristina headed back to the large confrence room. On the way she passed Ivans door. "Wake up!" She yelled naging on the door. "Screw it." She said walking to the hall for some breakfast. Once she reached it she saw Kash talking with Roy. She sat down beside him and hoped some food would come soon.

Kash: Have a good time in there, empress.

"I cant complain." She said. "How was your night?"

the tall man next to Roy wave a hand and in front of both pop two plates full of food
"thanks"said Roy
"just dig in"said the man as he lift the fork to his mouth

"Thank you." The Empress said as she began to divulge in the food. She still couldnt believe that Ivan wasnt up yet.

the tall man looks the Empress
"so you like to have fun, ever did it with a god"he ask

Kash: Well, my night was okay thank you, i sort of just passed out on my bed.

"I dont think so, although Samantha does seem like one at times..." The Empress said to the tall man.

Kash: I have got a report that i might be going to war, strange.
Kash looked confused.
Kash: Damit! the dam Ori are coming.

The Empress looked at Kash with some confusion. "So the Ori are attacking your ships?'' She asked.

Kash: They dont just attack ships, they are a religion like islam, ive lost most of my forces before durning the first invasion.

Horus guards enterd the roof and stood next to kash's seat.

"I know what the Ori are, its just that we havent encountered them yet." The Empress explained to Kash.

Kash: lets hope you dont, there ships tear through ours in one shot.

"I know. Some of our allies have fought them off, although they did have ships with over three dozen turbolaser batteries and like 60 laser turrets." The Empress explained to Kash.

Kash: I hope that one day, the goa'uld will become a dominant power again in the galaxy.

Kash smiled: Your husband is at a meeting, with the sith emperor am i correct?

"Yes he is. I hope he is having some fun." The Empress said.

Kash: Yes, these time warps are strange, and by the way did you know that im there right now as well, well not actually me but the body, Kash was the leader of a communist country known as North Calaveras.

"Thats a little strange actually. I wonder how interesting it would be for Derrick if there were two of me..." Kristina trailed off for a second. After finishing her plate of food she turned to the ISA emperor. "Thank you again for the breakfast."

Kash: I could let him talk, but ive been in control so long that his mind is warped, or crazy as you would say. The funny thing is no one is going to stop me from taking him in the future, unless we went back.

Kash: Yes, that would also be very strange, imagine explaing this to him!

"I just wish that someone besides you would talk to me." The Empress said. "No offence, its just that everyone else here has frozen in time while we are talking."

Kash: It is understandable, after what my race has done to humans and others i have no right to defend myself, yes it has been very slow here.

"As far as I am concerned your people have never done anything to the Shakal so that has little to do with this." The Empress said seriously. "I just wish Ivan would come around so that I could make him even more uncomfortable, I doubt you have a personality that can be embarassed so readily."

Kash: Ah, yes i have noticed him being very nervious around you, anyways it would be hard to embarrass me, unless it was about me havinf intimate realation with a human, but that dosnt bother me any, for i was in this body.

"Im so bored." The Empress said standing. She walked over to the Imperial Isa Emperor and poked his eye. He didnt even move. "Cool." SHe said doing it again before sitting down.

Kash: HA!, i didnt realize they were like that.

Kash got up and walked over to the emperor, and punched him in the face, he didnt move.

Kash: Wow, that didnt even hurt me.

"Thats not very smart." The Empress said. "He could crush you like a bug if he wanted." Kristina added. "I know its fun but I dont think that he will agree with us."

Kash: I dont care, he wont remember anything, i doubt his brain isnt frozen as well.

Kash laughed then turned to his jaffa guards.

Kash: Bring me a plate ofstuffed potatoe skins, im sorry would you like some, there were served at the meeting your husband is in, i do say so myself there delicuis.

"No thanks." The Empress said politly. "It takes ALOT of time to get this kind of figure, and I plan on keeping it." She explained.

Kash: As, a Goa'uld i can control how the body reacts, therefore i can get fat if i choose, and as you should you are indeed a stunning women.

"Thank you." Kristina said. "I shall mark that down as the first time I have ever heard a Goauld compliment a human." She said happily. "Although, its not often one meets a woman as good looking as myself." She said with abig smile.

Kash: Yes, i want to have a new start with humans, although i will never give in on enslavement issues, but only enemys will be. And then again, i might not make very long to do the ori attacks, i may even have traitors in my ranks.

he looking around at his gaurds.

"Well, you could always get me to seduce and work the truth out of them." The Empress said. "I actually happen to agree on he enslavement. Our prisioners are forced into a reducation program and become basic labourers."

"Hello?" Kristina said as Kash froze like the others. "Damnit." She swore. "What should I do now..." She thought. "I need a good shower." She said aloud as she stood. Her goal was to find some sort of natural waterfall in the Atlantis gardens and have herswelf a good long and relaxing wash.

OOC you go to sleep and things happen
IC
"Im so bored." The Empress said standing. She walked over to the Imperial Isa Emperor and poked his eye. He didnt even move. "Cool." SHe said doing it again before sitting down.
"getting poked in the eye is nothing new to him his children do itmost of the time"said Roy
Kash: HA!, i didnt realize they were like that.

Kash got up and walked over to the emperor, and punched him in the face, he didnt move.

Kash: Wow, that didnt even hurt me.
"Thats not very smart." The Empress said. "He could crush you like a bug if he wanted." Kristina added. "I know its fun but I dont think that he will agree with us."
Kash: I dont care, he wont remember anything, i doubt his brain isnt frozen as well.

"i would have sent him flying across the room if he had not hit a shadow i left behind after i left for a min right after the Empress went to sit down"said the Emperor

Kash: Yes, i want to have a new start with humans, although i will never give in on enslavement issues, but only enemys will be. And then again, i might not make very long to do the ori attacks, i may even have traitors in my ranks.

he looking around at his gaurds.
"they're weak "said the Emperor
"Well, you could always get me to seduce and work the truth out of them." The Empress said. "I actually happen to agree on he enslavement. Our prisioners are forced into a reducation program and become basic labourers."
"seducing them would not work"said Roy
"Hello?" Kristina said as Kash froze like the others. "Damnit." She swore. "What should I do now..." She thought. "I need a good shower." She said aloud as she stood. Her goal was to find some sort of natural waterfall in the Atlantis gardens and have herswelf a good long and relaxing wash.

"i could summon you a natural waterfall for you" said the Emperor who had read her mind

"Im ok." Kristina said going out to look for a waterfall. "I need some excersise anyway."

"Im ok." Kristina said going out to look for a waterfall. "I need some excersise anyway."

"i don't think there is one here, but i can summon one for at some distance"said the Emperor as he toys with a gun

"Meh. Distance doesnt matter." The Empress said. "Now that someone here it doesnt really matter to me." She added. "What king of gun is that?"

"Meh. Distance doesnt matter." The Empress said. "Now that someone here it doesnt really matter to me." She added. "What king of gun is that?"

" it's one of two modified army .45 Dante handguns "said the Emperor

"Ive never heard of them before." She told the Emperor. "Just playing with it because your bored?"

"Ive never heard of them before." She told the Emperor. "Just playing with it because your bored?"

"you only find them in my Empire an i was thinking of going back to my ship an use the firing range" Emperor said as he place the gun back in the holster

"I dont think I could handle a .45. The biggest gun ive ever shot was a sniper, but it had built in recoil abosorbtion." The Empress said.

"I dont think I could handle a .45. The biggest gun ive ever shot was a sniper, but it had built in recoil abosorbtion." The Empress said.

"it's a .45 ACP round ,the biggest rifle we got is 30mm anti-tank sniper rifle"said Roy

"if you want you can join me at the range"said the Emperor

Ivan McMillin woke up...

"How long have I been asleep?" He exclaimed.

OOC:I dont know your up yet...

Ivan ran Downstairs, feeling as though he had slept for days. He ran down a hallway, then immediately ran back

"Damn Lions!" he yelped. He enterd the main hall and was pleased to see huge piles of food... good thing too... he was starving!

The Empress saw Ivan come running into the hall and giggled. "Did you finish your beauty sleep?" She yelled.

Upon seeing the Empress Ivan exclaimed,

"I must still be asleep! No one is that beautiful! Oh wait that empress lady is... oh thats you!"

Ivan ran Downstairs, feeling as though he had slept for days. He ran down a hallway, then immediately ran back

"Damn Lions!" he yelped. He enterd the main hall and was pleased to see huge piles of food... good thing too... he was starving!

OOC you look back there dead

ooc; well this is an odd topic soo... lets say they came back. Or mathey are zombies.

ooc; well this is an odd topic soo... lets say they came back. Or mathey are zombies.

OOC or there more hey what happen to the OP

IC
"oh shit there more lions heading this way"said Roy seeing them
the Emperor opens up with his gun

Ivan watched in astonishment... then continued eating.

"So how long have I been out?" He asked

"Not really sure." The Empress said to Ivan. "But Im sure it wasnt long enough."

"all of the nigth some hours after morning Ivan"said Roy

"Really thats it/ it feels like... days. Oh and thanks Madam for making me feel not wanted... honestly not long enough? Couldn't come up with a better one?"

"whos up for hunting lion"ask the Emperor

"Well in The Sith Clan it's illeagle to hunt lions..." Ivan said coming up with an excuse to get out of Hunting Lions.


ooc: I won't be able to stay too long today.

"but this not The Sith Clan is it, but nice try"said Roy

"No but... uh... Well you see... As an ambassador I have to keep up with the laws of where I am visiting and of my homeland... it's the Sith law!" He said saying anything that came to his mind.

"how about hunting the undead"ask Roy

"Oh well uh... I don't believe in Undead creatures so I won't be of any help!"

ooc:I gotta go... hope to be back tomarrow.

"Oh well uh... I don't believe in Undead creatures so I won't be of any help!"
"you never had a mad scientist runnning about making Viruses that they should not make have you"ask Roy
ooc:I gotta go... hope to be back tomarrow.

OOC bye