SaintB
04-05-2007, 18:04
A television broadcast on BWN (Bullsh*t World News) covers the events unfolding in the far off nation of SaintB, Terry Loudmouth reports.
Terry Loudmouth is a tall thin woman with green eyes and red hair that is easy to tell is dyed. She speaks in a clear voice with a hint of a british accent like all international reporters: "Today in the Kingdom of SaintB a group of political protesters where arrested on charges of disturbing the peace while marching to protest the current Dictorial Regime. According to witness accounts the activists were decreeing thier natural born right to vote. The government had this to say in a press conference."
SaintB stands behind a podium with microphones from various news channels pointing toward his face as he speaks. He is a tall man of husky build, with a freindly seeming demeanor and, slightly handsome features: "According to my reports, the protesters were arrested when they refused to disburse. They are charged simply with public disturbance and for demonstrating without a permit. If the people from the local area had not complained it is likely that law enforcement would have never responded. The Kingdom of SaintB has always and will forever be a Monarchy, I do not deny my citizens the right to leave if they feel insecure in my rule but I will not revamp my entire government just because a minority of people belive that they have a right to vote. Thank you, that is all."
Terry Loudmouth's voice can be heard over a scene of police dressed in full riot gear jump out of armored cars and forcefully break up the demonstration, dragging several of the members away. "SaintB's minister of patriotism had this to say."
Bill O'Riely sits at his news desk: "... and furthermore, they are evil and ignorant savages who want to tear this nations stability down around our ears! I tell you that to allow these people with democratic ideals to have thier way will be the ruin of us all..."
Terry Loudmouth: BWN is currently investigation reports of riots within SaintB's capitol city. For BWN, this is Terry Loudmouth.
Terry Loudmouth is a tall thin woman with green eyes and red hair that is easy to tell is dyed. She speaks in a clear voice with a hint of a british accent like all international reporters: "Today in the Kingdom of SaintB a group of political protesters where arrested on charges of disturbing the peace while marching to protest the current Dictorial Regime. According to witness accounts the activists were decreeing thier natural born right to vote. The government had this to say in a press conference."
SaintB stands behind a podium with microphones from various news channels pointing toward his face as he speaks. He is a tall man of husky build, with a freindly seeming demeanor and, slightly handsome features: "According to my reports, the protesters were arrested when they refused to disburse. They are charged simply with public disturbance and for demonstrating without a permit. If the people from the local area had not complained it is likely that law enforcement would have never responded. The Kingdom of SaintB has always and will forever be a Monarchy, I do not deny my citizens the right to leave if they feel insecure in my rule but I will not revamp my entire government just because a minority of people belive that they have a right to vote. Thank you, that is all."
Terry Loudmouth's voice can be heard over a scene of police dressed in full riot gear jump out of armored cars and forcefully break up the demonstration, dragging several of the members away. "SaintB's minister of patriotism had this to say."
Bill O'Riely sits at his news desk: "... and furthermore, they are evil and ignorant savages who want to tear this nations stability down around our ears! I tell you that to allow these people with democratic ideals to have thier way will be the ruin of us all..."
Terry Loudmouth: BWN is currently investigation reports of riots within SaintB's capitol city. For BWN, this is Terry Loudmouth.