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Hi, I'm the Holy Empire of Leisath, Our Airforce shall dominate anyone who attacks us as we fight side by side with our fire breathing brethren's the Dragons.

The Community of Secular Zion is run by a vegetarian who claims that meat is murder.

This clearly is a legitmate reason for the The Republic of Western Democraces to liberate his poor people. This evil rule must end.

Freedom is at stake


"Lunctus pro a melior cras."
Defense level: :mp5: All-out War:mp5: | Aiming | Elevated | Moderate | Dormant

Oh lovely, good for you.

Oh lovely, good for you.

I know I'm fairly new myself, but...I second that emotion.

|0| y0u n00b!!!!111

Hi, I'm the Holy Empire of Leisath, Our Airforce shall dominate anyone who attacks us as we fight side by side with our fire breathing brethren's the Dragons.

Oh really, I didnt know that. Should I invade you to test that theory ? =)

Oh lovely, good for you.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

|0| y0u n00b!!!!111

Maybe unless I said this.

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We observe that you use dragons in your air force. This is not advisable; many posters here in International Incidents may ridicule or ignore this idea, as it is widely believed that dragons do not exist in real life. In addition, we have observed a lack of grammar, punctuation, and post length; this too could lead to ridicule or ignoring, and makes the general roleplay experience more unpleasant for all. As a primary suggestion, we advise you to preview your posts in Microsoft Word or within another word processor, as grammatical and punctuational idiosyncrasies may be more easily corrected there. We also advise you to lurk moar (technical jargon for remaining in the forum without posting for a longer time, in order to read the posts of others and thus become more acquainted with proper posting etiquette).

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Welcome to the International Incidents forum. For OMG MOD BIAS, dial 1. For ZERG RUSH, dial 2. For NO FAIR U GODMODDING, dial 3. For TNNN, dial 4....

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Welcome to IINTS. As a first port of call, we advise you to read the stickies (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855). They contain much helpful information that could improve your roleplay experience here at International Incidents. Remember, customer satisfaction is our top priority! We pride ourselves on a 93.6% satisfaction rate, guaranteed, or your money back!

We observe that you use dragons in your air force. This is not advisable; many posters here in International Incidents may ridicule or ignore this idea, as it is widely believed that dragons do not exist in real life. In addition, we have observed a lack of grammar, punctuation, and post length; this too could lead to ridicule or ignoring, and makes the general roleplay experience more unpleasant for all. As a primary suggestion, we advise you to preview your posts in Microsoft Word or within another word processor, as grammatical and punctuational idiosyncrasies may be more easily corrected there. We also advise you to lurk moar (technical jargon for remaining in the forum without posting for a longer time, in order to read the posts of others and thus become more acquainted with proper posting etiquette).

Please be advised that IINTS does not provide its services in tl;dr format. Thank you and have a nice day; International Incidents looks forward to hosting more of your roleplay business in the future!

Absolutely brilliant. Good job.

Hi, I'm the Holy Empire of Leisath, Our Airforce shall dominate anyone who attacks us as we fight side by side with our fire breathing brethren's the Dragons.

Star Laughing Now. :p :p :p :p :p :D :D

Star Laughing Now. :p :p :p :p :p :D :D

I love the smell of Hypocrisy on a Monday evening.

I love the smell of Hypocrisy on a Monday evening.

OOC: it is Monday Afternoon here.

But Back to Real Life on NS (what a Oxymoron).

Leisath: You should know about The Types of Tech that are on NS.

Past Tech: Past Tech is in The Era of 4000 BC to 1918, Before The Second World War. Some times there are Nations that Past Tech RP in The Year 10,000 BC or even 2,000,000 BC. The Main weapons of Past tech are Weapons used in The Past. and Past Tech Nations are a rare sight these days.

Modern Tech: The Most Common Tech on NS. The Modern Era (Today) It has The Weapons of The Modern era and is The Most used Tech.

Post-Modern Tech: 2010 to Beyond, This is also called Near Future Tech. LasGuns, Rail Guns and Airships and Space Navies are The Norm in PMT.

Future Tech: Mostly happening in Space, Future Tech is The Most Godmoded of all Techs, and The Most Misunderstod. Divied into Star Wars Tech, Star Trek Tech, Stargate Tech, Battlestar Galactica Tech, etc. It has so many classes that it is The Most famous and well Played of all Techs.

There are also Two Rare Types of Tech Classes.

Fantasy Tech: The Most Misunderstod Tech ever, Wizards, Monsters, Elves and Heroes and Magic are everywhere in Fantasy Tech. Jedi are sometimes called Fantasy/Future Tech.

All Tech: Were All Techs are Played, The Most Rare and Most Called Godmod. With Many enemies of any Tech around, some Nations use all Techs for Defense against Nations useing one Type of Tech.

Sometimes Techs Come Togeter (Modern Tech vs Future Tech or Future Tech vs Past/Fantasy Tech) and this and cuase Mass Ignores and Flameing, Trolling and other things.

Star Laughing Now. :p :p :p :p :p :D :D

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Bump for Leisath

The Community of Secular Zion is run by a vegetarian who claims that

This clearly is a legitmate reason for the The Republic of Western Democraces to liberate his poor people. This evil rule must end.

Freedom is at stake


"Lunctus pro a melior cras."
Defense level: :mp5: All-out War:mp5: | Aiming | Elevated | Moderate | Dormant

That is Called Thread Hijacking, you can get banned for that WD

OOC: Hmm... to be a joke and release the Vikings of thread hijacking?

I chose to laugh and pokes everyone with a stick.

*Pokes all in the thread with a pointy stick*

By the way here if you post random comments the big nations get angry and colonize you.:D

Hi, I'm the Holy Empire of Leisath, Our Airforce shall dominate anyone who attacks us as we fight side by side with our fire breathing brethren's the Dragons.

Worst. First. Post. EVAR.

(^That's the 2nd time I've had to do that this month.)

When will these people learn not to do stupid stuff like this. This is a poor way to start out on the Jolt forums, and now, this kid'll never get any respect...A truly sad existance...