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Have you ever taken a walk in a forest of your nation, listened to the birds chirping, smelled the fresh deer droppings, leaned up against a tree covered in slimy moss? Yuck right? Who needs forests. Now with the all new PD-TreeChopper 4000 you can cut the whole thing down in a day.
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The Tree Chopper 4000 has 10 large circular saw blades and 3 massive ones, and they can rip through about 5,000 trees before they need sharpening/replacing. The vehicle is tracked and capable of traversing most types of terrain as well as fording small rivers and trenches. It has an on board fire suppression system and Pioneer sound system. It can tow a number of logs behind it or they can be strapped to the sides of the vehicle itself

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Crew: [2] needed to operate, provision for 5
Engine: Diesel Electric Hybrid Engine producing 1000hp
Max Speed: 30mph max speed
Price: $2 million


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Trees are ejaculating on our cars every day, covering them with disgusting pollen. This must end now, down with trees!

The Ministry Of Agriculture of FreeAngola wishes to purchase the following:

650xTree Chopper 4000

Thank You

The Ministry of Environment of Turbikistan whishes to make the following purschase.

200x Tree Chopper 4000

Telegram: Fortunately, we don't have global warming in NationStates. You chop 'em down - your problem.

The Ministry Of Agriculture of FreeAngola wishes to purchase the following:

650xTree Chopper 4000

Thank You

The Ministry of Environment of Turbikistan whishes to make the following purschase.

200x Tree Chopper 4000

Orders confirmed.

The Dominion would like to know if it is possible to double the endurance of the saw blades to be able to take 10,000 trees before replacement. We will obviously pay more for such if possible, and would proceed to order three hundred of the units.

This can be done but it will cost about 500,000$ extra per unit, and replacement blades would be more expensive as well.
If this is acceptable your order will be confirmed.