6th Billion Tocrowkian born!
Tocrowkia
22-04-2007, 07:44
Today is yet another historical day in the History of the Tocrowkian Reich. On this fine day, the 6th Billionth Tocrowkian citizen was born. The mother is Liesl Anzamnt, aged 17. In regards to her record-breaking action, she had this to say.
"Well...uh, I think it's really cool...and stuff. I never thought being a teenage mother would be viewed in a positive light here...ever. But I guess I was wrong, totally wrong! Too bad my good for nothing boyfriend ran off after he found out I was pregnant in the first place. Oh well, you guys are giving millions of dollars for this anyway, so I guess it's all cool..."
When asked what her plans for the future were, Ms. Anzanmnt replied she was probably going to drop out of high school and consider a career in the Reich's sex industry. Good on her! (In related news, in response to this event, there is reported record-breaking highs of teenage sex in the Reich. However, this is a story for another time.)
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Errikland
22-04-2007, 07:51
The Errikan Empire wishes to congratulate the fine nation of Tocrowkia on this major population milestone, and shall send the family of the mother a fine ham.
Tocrowkia
22-04-2007, 07:59
We, on behalf of the mother and her family thank the good nation of Errikland, and her people for this fine gift.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Imperial isa
22-04-2007, 08:35
Imperial Military Headquarters
the news came in and was place on someone desk
"what now"ask the sixteen year old Female with the rank of Second Lieutenant as she picks it up
Today is yet another historical day in the History of the Tocrowkian Reich. On this fine day, the 6th Billionth Tocrowkian citizen was born. The mother is Liesl Anzamnt, aged 17. In records to her record-breaking action, she had this to say.
"Well...uh, I think it's really cool...and stuff. I never thought being a teenage mother would be viewed in a positive light here...ever. But I guess I was wrong, totally wrong! Too bad my good for nothing boyfriend ran off after he found out I was pregnant in the first place. Oh well, you guys are giving millions of dollars for this anyway, so I guess it's all cool..."
When asked what her plans for the future were, Ms. Anzanmnt replied she was probably going to drop out of high school and consider a career in the Reich's sex industry. Good on her! (In related news, in response to this event, there is reported record-breaking highs of teenage sex in the Reich. However, this is a story for another time.)
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
"i'll just send a short message then go back to my homework"she said to herself
To Reich Foreign Ministry
good to hear the news of your 6th Billionth Tocrowkian citizen
as a gift we sending a stuff teddy bear
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from
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On behalf of the people of Xeraph, I wish to congratulate Tocrowkia and the young lady on this momentous occasion. As a gift, I wish to endow the child with a complete university education when he comes of age.
regards,
Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph
Tocrowkia
22-04-2007, 18:17
Both gifts are much appreciated.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The World Soviet Party
22-04-2007, 18:54
FUCK!
Literally.
-Soviet Foreign Ministry-
Tocrowkia
22-04-2007, 19:55
Stop ripping off our text!
-(A very angry) Reich Foreign Ministry-
The World Soviet Party
22-04-2007, 20:04
Stop ripping off our text!
-(A very angry) Reich Foreign Ministry-
NEVAR!
-(A very LULZ) Soviet Foreign Ministry-
Turbikistan
22-04-2007, 20:09
Turbikistan wishes to see the mother and the child hanged and / or buried alive for violating the sanctity of marriage.
-Muhamud Akbar, Overlord of Turbikistan
United kingdom2
22-04-2007, 20:18
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I wish the parent of this child raises him or her well.I would like to offer 90,000 pounds to help the mother and i hope the mother won't go in to sex industry to support her and her child.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth III.
Tocrowkia
22-04-2007, 20:20
Turbikistan wishes to see the mother and the child hanged and / or buried alive for violating the sanctity of marriage.
-Muhamud Akbar, Overlord of Turbikistan
Since we are not a Religious theocracy, nor a third world hole, we are disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Turbikistan
22-04-2007, 20:21
Since we are not a Religious theocracy, nor a third world hole, we are disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Turbikistan is most displease and will now order the assassination of the child and her mother.
-Muhamud Akbar, Overlord of Turbikistan
Franberry
22-04-2007, 20:29
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Official declaration from the Socialist Sultanate Duchydom of Franberry
Franberry would like to offer it's congratulations to the Tocrowkian Reich on it's 6th billion citizen, and to Ms. Anzamnt for her child. We wish Ms. Anzamnt and her child the best of luck.
Tocrowkia
22-04-2007, 21:42
We thank you, and we also love your Ackbar seal. It pwnts.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Imperial isa
22-04-2007, 21:49
Turbikistan is most displease and will now order the assassination of the child and her mother.
-Muhamud Akbar, Overlord of Turbikistan
do that it be war
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Errikland
22-04-2007, 22:14
do that it be war
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Ditto.
Tocrowkia
23-04-2007, 01:32
Turbikistan is most displease and will now order the assassination of the child and her mother.
-Muhamud Akbar, Overlord of Turbikistan
Oh, and we'd like to see you try.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Commonalitarianism
23-04-2007, 02:27
We wish to offer this young lady and her baby a special offer. Would you like a sponsorship. For a stipend of $50,000 time credits per annum, we wish to put your babies face on our packaging for Greenie Baby diapers, wipes, and organic baby food. We will also ask the young lady to pose for our diaper ads. This is a tremendous opportunity to enter your market. Remember more babies means more profits for us.
Herman Yoyo, Greenie Baby-- Registered Family Syndicate
Greenie Baby, Clean, Safe, and Organic For Your Baby
The PeoplesFreedom
24-04-2007, 05:24
State Department Communication
We would like to congratulate Tocrowika on this milestone. We have wired one million dollars to the mother, hoping that this will help her child's future education.
Tocrowkia
24-04-2007, 05:25
We wish to offer this young lady and her baby a special offer. Would you like a sponsorship. For a stipend of $50,000 time credits per annum, we wish to put your babies face on our packaging for Greenie Baby diapers, wipes, and organic baby food. We will also ask the young lady to pose for our diaper ads. This is a tremendous opportunity to enter your market. Remember more babies means more profits for us.
Herman Yoyo, Greenie Baby-- Registered Family Syndicate
Greenie Baby, Clean, Safe, and Organic For Your Baby
We presented Ms. Anzamnt with your proposal, and she accepted it with great excitement!
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
To congradulate the mother, Siriusa will be sending 1 million sorgs (Siriusan currency) to the mother. In addition to that, we will send an additional 50 sorgs to the mother of the 6,000,000,001st child, with a balloon as a second-place prize.