NationStates Jolt Archive

Nuclear plant 16km away from Constante Explodes
Yesterday, a massive explosion rocked Constante. Amazingly, it was 16km away. Reports from sattlite images shows that the nuclear powerplant has explode with no real proof how it happened. The nearby town of Kanhnska is totally wiped out, around 2,000 Kansiovians are killed.

Radio active dust has scattered all over the country and Kansiovan experts say Most of the countries around Kansiov will be affected too. Currently no word has been said by President Attontov on why and how it happened. Constante is the most badly hit city in Kansiov and we urge everyone to stay indoors. The backup Nuclear powerplant will be put into action 2 days from now.

occ: damn i dont know why it posted 2, anyway delete this.

Knock, knock!
"Enter!" Bomble commanded as he stood up from his desk.
"Sir, I have news of a tragedy overseas." Said the young uniformed messenger.
"Speak youth, or forever hold your peace!" Bomble replied. He wasn't in the mood for joking around.
"Umm....yes......sir........" Said the messenger, fiddling through his large pile of official-looking messages.
Bomble stared out the window.
"Sir, yesterday, a nuclear powerplant exploded without reason 16km away from Constante, Kansiov, completely destroying the town of Kanhnska."
"Oh, how many were killed?" Bomble inquired, without turning around from the window.
"Umm......." the messenger fiddled around his notes some more.
"Around 2000, sir" he said, grimly.
"Oh....." Bomble turned around, sat at his desk and buried his head in his hands.
"Sir, the whole country is affected, there's radioactive particles all over Kansiov"
Bomble was silent. The news had worsened his already bad day. He hated tragedies.
"Ok" He composed himself. "Just send them a comiseratory six-pack of "Death Volcano" - the fizziest canned beverage in the world."
"But sir......" the messenger was cut off.
"Oh, and a We're thinking of you animal-based card. That should cheer them up." Bomble felt better already. "Write that our hearts are with them on this terrible day and, that we are all sorry. The usual crap, you know."
"Umm, yes sir, right away."
The messenger left the room, dazed and confused.
"DON'T FORGET THE DEATH VOLCANO!" Bomble shouted after him. These gestures were important to him. He had to put across that Bomble as a country cared.

"Another job well done!" He said as he stood from his desk and stared out of the window...