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The Vetakan League of Buisness
The Vetakan League of Buisness is a small group of 25 Vetakan Buisnessman whom have joined together to further their overall profit. The league owns and operates a variety of Businesses for example the Pearce Weapons Inc, Vetaka Airlines, Vetakan Media Network. The league also owns shares in a number of companies such as the DMG Military Industries. The League also owns the exlcusive production rights of the OBSAT Network.
The League recently purchased a number of islands from the Vontanas Government. Which are now in the process of being turned into a variety of businesses. The League wishes to increase its general portfolio and is looking to invest and purchase buisnesses as well as buy land around the world.
As a result as the league's Chief Director I write to you to in the hope that you have something that the league could possibly purchase.
Yours Chief League Director Tasha Harding.
OOC: I want to purchase stuff. The league is not owned by the Government. Sell me Anything.
Dear Sir/Madam,
Ferret Feast Inc. is a wholly Bomblean owned chain of abattoirs and shops. We deal with Ferret meat, a totally untapped market.
We are offering 15% of our company in turn for a T150,000 investment.
We believe that Ferret meat is the way forward for Bomble. We have 3 slaughterhouses and 12 shops throughout Bomble, wholly dedicated to the killing and selling of Ferret meat.
Some items in "Ferret Barn" include:
-Honey Glazed Ferret
-Marinaded Ferret
-Ferret Chops
-Ferret Shank
-Ferret Surprise (actually chicken)
There are more - come to "Ferret Barn" to experience the best in Ferret cuisine!
So, what do you say? We think that Ferret meat is a viable economic alternative to any other meat. With your help, this business could conquer the world! We are open to counter-offers.
Yours faithfully,
Johnny Frogman
Manager, Ferret Feast Inc.
The Vetakan League of Buisness
To: Johnny Frogman, Manager, Ferret Feast Inc.
From: Chief League Director Tasha Harding
Subject: Investment
The League I am glad to say has approved your offer. We are willing to invest the required amount in exchange for 15% of the company. If you are still willing we will transfer the funds immediatly. Once completed we will be a "silent partner" all we ask is monthly and yearly reports.
We would also like to ask if you have anything that you require? Perhaps Buisness Advisors? Property or equipment?
Yours Chief League Director Tasha Harding
Dear Miss Harding,
We here at Ferret Feast Inc. are pleased with your acceptance of our initial offer. I hope that you will be pleased to know that, you are the only outside investors in the company.
It was relieving to recieve such a kind-hearted letter back from you. We usually have to deal with sentances containing the words "murderer", "animal-abuser" or "bastard". These are normally scattered amongst various profanities.
We will endevour to supply you with update reports monthly and yearly, however, we cannot guarantee this. This is due to our accountant's rather lax work ethic. In fact, we haven't seen him for over three years. Please let me assure you that the Bomblean Police's enquiry is progressing along smoothly, monthly updates will be coming your way.
We are functioning quite well without help so far, but seeing as you offered, we shall make some requests.
1) Please supply us with or fund us for the hiring of a riot police unit. We have many protests outside our abattoirs and shops daily, and wish to disperse these quickly and efficiently to obtain maximum productivity. Many hold up hand-drawn signs usually saying "Ferrets are our friends!" or simply "Murderers!".
2) Alternatively, you could provide a hit squad to strike at the protesters' heart. The organisation is called "Constantly Ready for Animal Protection", or C.R.A.P. Their headquarters are located somewhere inside Capital City. It'd be a great help.
3) Any suggestions for alternative meats we could easily and economically obtain and sell, feel free to tell us. So far, the best our sales division could come up with is Hedgehog or Sloth. Both of these are not economically viable, and Sloth is too chewy. So, any more would be appreciated.
4) A large area of land would be appreciated. We are planning to build a themed educational park named "Ferret Slaughter World" in the very near future. Inside, patrons will be able to view a real abattoir at work and watch movies about this complicated process, among rides, shops, cafes and the all important mascots.
We hope that this isn't too much to ask. These are all essential for the maximum profitability and functioning of Ferret Feast Inc.
Regards,
Johnny Frogman
Manager, Ferret Feast Inc.