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This is the international garage sale where we are selling all of the stuff we don't want. if you want to start selling stuff too just right a list of the stuff you want us to sell and we will give you 50 percent of the revenue.Here is the list. Reply what you want to buy.

Duffle Bag Full of Past Congressmen's Heads $13.00
Keg of Beer $10.00 per keg
Imported Wine $38.00 per bottle
Skeleton of the Creator of Beer $25.00 SOLD
Stale School Cafeteria Food $3.00
Sunjaya's Wig $9.00
Origanal Shakespear Script $12.00 SOLD
Origanal Simpsons Script $120.00
Bag Full of Boogers $2.00
George W. Bush Doll $6.00
Blue Prints to Nuclear Rockets $27.00
Clean Hooker m/f $10.00 per hooker
Unihabitated Island $120,000 SOLD
Old Mad Magazines $20.00 for 2
Crappy Athour $0.01
Chinese Vase $25.00
Baby Crib $110.00
Baby Carage $60.00
Hobo Laborors $15.00
Secret Plans $120.00 SOLD
My Daughter $150.00 SOLD
Tank Blue Prints $200.00
Flame Thrower $100.00
Space Ship Blue Prints $250,000.00 SOLD
Boat Full of Beer $1,000 per boat

Origanal Shakespear Script $12.00
Unihabitated Island $120,000


St Samuel would like to purchase the above.

Any details on the island and script?

Origanal Shakespear Script $12.00
Unihabitated Island $120,000


St Samuel would like to purchase the above.

Any details on the island and script?

Romeo and Juleat and the island is the East pacific region very hot summers and warm winters 170 miles long and has a hollow under ground room on the beach whitch we used to store our beer in

so do you want them? If not tell me so I can sell them to someone else

ill take the island if St. Samuel doesn't and the following items:


Chinese Vase $25.00
Secret Plans $120.00
My Daughter $150.00
Space Ship Blue Prints $250,000.00

ill take the island if St. Samuel doesn't and the following items:


Chinese Vase $25.00
Secret Plans $120.00
My Daughter $150.00
Space Ship Blue Prints $250,000.00

Okay i will put the island on hold so for now that will be $250,295.00 how do you want to pay cash or um cash. Oh! and i have two daughters a hot, smart, bruenett with big jubllies and a hot, dumb, blonde with big jubblies whitch one do you want

Romeo and Juleat and the island is the East pacific region very hot summers and warm winters 170 miles long and has a hollow under ground room on the beach whitch we used to store our beer in

Yes, sold!

With regards to the island, will it become soverign territory of St Samuel or just a private island for our use?

that will be $120,012.00 thank you come again

Yes, sold!

With regards to the island, will it become soverign territory of St Samuel or just a private island for our use?

Either one you can choose just as long as I have beer trades i want to be able to store them there with big shipments

Either one you can choose just as long as I have beer trades i want to be able to store them there with big shipments

well it would be nice to have a bit of soverign territory in the east pacific and if so you can continue your beer trade.

as long as the beer trade is running fine with me you have a deal

Thats great, I guess we are now neighbours, by the way does the island have a name or can I name it, sorry dude, it's the last question!!

no it does not have a name

your two daughters still for sell i'll take both and throw in $200 more

your two daughters still for sell i'll take both and throw in $200 more

Deal would you like to pay cash or check

Deal would you like to pay cash or check

cash

St Samuel will also take:

Skeleton of the Creator of Beer $25.00
Clean Hooker m/f $10.00 per hooker (50 female and 50 male)
Hobo Laborors $15.00

Total: $1040

The unihabited island is now named Justantina Island. The Skeleton will be placed in the newly opened Beer Museum of Justantina (Illustrating the history of Greston's beer products.

The hookers and the labourer will become inhabitants of the island.

St Samuel you're hookers,laborer, and skeleton will arrive shortly good luck with the museam
Isa Impearal my daughters are ready you may pick them up or i can send them in a jet you're choice oh and have fun with them

a C5 Galaxy be there in four hours along with someone on board with the cash

a C5 Galaxy be there in four hours along with someone on board with the cash

wonderful pleasure doin business with you

here is a new list of more items amny of whitch were found while witch hunting in the Lotters

Magic Ball $100.00 SOLD
Witch Hair $100.00
Ancient Books $100.00 per book
Ancient Statue $1,000 SOLD
Witch Broom $100 per broom
Witch Finger Nail $5.00 per nail
Old Crappy Greston Constitution $50.00 SOLD
AK47 $10.00 per gun
Glock 18's $10.00 per gun
Ancient Spear $120.00 SOLD
Ancient Sword $120.00 SOLD

We offer up our "American Revolutionary War"-era Muskets. There are three and they would cost about a large sum on any open market, many thousands. We request 50% of the profits per your first post.

10x Ancient Books $100.00 per book
Ancient Statue $1,000
Old Crappy Greston Constitution $50.00
Ancient Spear $120.00
Ancient Sword $120.00

St Samuel would like all this as well for the Greston museum.

We offer up our "American Revolutionary War"-era Muskets. There are three and they would cost about a large sum on any open market, many thousands. We request 50% of the profits per your first post.

How about 10,000 for one when i list the next group of things you'res will be there

10x Ancient Books $100.00 per book
Ancient Statue $1,000
Old Crappy Greston Constitution $50.00
Ancient Spear $120.00
Ancient Sword $120.00

St Samuel would like all this as well for the Greston museum.

okay that will be $2,290

St Samuel you're hookers,laborer, and skeleton will arrive shortly good luck with the museam
Isa Impearal my daughters are ready you may pick them up or i can send them in a jet you're choice oh and have fun with themHay, I will pay $2500 for both your daughters.

We shall by a duffle bag full of your congressmen for $13.00.

Official Kampfers Sweatshirt - 5 dollars
Elephant with Kampfers tatto - 140 dollars
Autographed edition of Anchorman - priceless

ooc: lol, mastercard. If you want the movie it really costs 10 trillion dollars:D

Hay, I will pay $2500 for both your daughters.

too later they in the air

Official Kampfers Sweatshirt - 5 dollars
Elephant with Kampfers tatto - 140 dollars
Autographed edition of Anchorman - priceless

ooc: lol, mastercard. If you want the movie it really costs 10 trillion dollars:D


Okay they will be on sale soon you will get 50% of the revenue

Buying Magic ball.

Buying Magic ball.

okay that will be $100.00 anything else

nope

heres another list and remember there are still other things for sale most of these are other countries

American Revolutionary War era Muskettes $5,000.00 per muskette only 3
Kampers Officail T-shirt $5.00
Elephant w/t Kampers Tatoo $120.00
Signed Anchorman Movie $3,000,000,000.00
Zoo Pals Plates $5.00
Michael Jacksons Fake Nose $10.00
Simon Cowells List of Insults for American Idol Tonight $15.00
Opium $6.00 per pound OUT OF STOCK
Heather Mills Fake Leg $50.00
Historical Greston Figurine $100.00
Keg Drinken Out of By Greston Politicain $100.00
Bag of Crap $1.00
Greston Circus Elephants $100.00 per elephant OUT OF STOCK
Tea Pot I Drink Beer Out Of $25.00
Circus Monkeys $50.00 per monkey OUT OF STOCK
Acrabats $25.00 per acrabat OUT OF STOCK
Circus Lion $100.00 per lion OUT OF STOCK
Circus Bear $50.00 per bear OUT OF STOCK
Circus Clowns $10.00 per clown OUT OF STOCK
Circus Ring Master $70.00 SOLD

nope

okay thank you for shopping at the International Garage Sale

The garage sale is still open to anyone so please come buy what you like

Opium $6.00 per pound

We wish to have 600,000 pounds.

Cash: 1,200,000

Money will be transferred on verification. Nice doing business.

OOC: ;-) Opium for "PRIVATE" use.

before it is delivered you must fill out this sheet

what region
how far from 10000 islands
are you an enemy of 10000 islands

Circus Monkeys $50.00 per monkey (20) - $10,000
Acrabats $25.00 per acrabat (12) - $300
Circus Lion $100.00 per lion (10) - $1,000
Circus Bear $50.00 per bear (5) - $250
Circus Clowns $10.00 per clown (10) - $100
Circus Ring Master $70.00
Greston Circus Elephants $100.00 per elephant (5) - $500

So total: $13,150

Money will be transferred on confirmation. They are being used for the Presidents private Circus. Along with PRIVATE Opium. =)

what region: Loamhedge
how far from 10000 islands: I dunno really...
are you an enemy of 10000 islands: Nope

okay you're purchases will be sent over they will arive in 1 RL day
thank you come again

Things we wish to sell:

Real estate on The smaller magic Flying Continent of Ri-an. 100,000 per Acre.
Minimum of five Acres pure purchase.

Things we wish to sell:

Real estate on The smaller magic Flying Continent of Ri-an. 100,000 per Acre.
Minimum of five Acres pure purchase.

How many acres is it in total

How many acres is it in total

The smaller continent measures five million Acres. The outer ring is not measured and remains under the jurisdiction of The Ri-anese to prevent people jumping or falling over the side of the continent.

Things we wish to sell:

Real estate on The smaller magic Flying Continent of Ri-an. 100,000 per Acre.
Minimum of five Acres pure purchase.

have to think on that one

The International Garage Sale will close down in a half an hour RL