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Hello!
We are the largest Keg distributor in the FDG and now we are coming to you with our newest offer-INTERNATIONAL distribution! Looking for some A class beer for your latest party? No problem! Ships in 1 (RL) day or LESS for an extra $25 depending on the size of the shipment. Good for pubs, parties, and politicians!! Party like a Keneddy!!!
Chairman Donnelly
Nationalized Beer Importers of the FDG

Available Kegs

Miller Products

Lite
$75.00 / Pony = $40.00

Genuine Draft
$75.00

High Life
$65.00

High Life Light
$65.00

Pilsner Urguell
$140.00

Foster’s Lager
$100.00

Leinenkugel’s Special Ale
$80.00

Leinenkugel’s Honey
$80.00

Leinenkugel’s Berry
$80.00


Coors Products
Aspen Edge
$75.00

Coor’s Light
$75.00 / Pony = $50.00

Killian’s Red
$85.00 / Pony = $55.00 / 1/6 =$40.00

Blue Moon
$140.00

Molson Canadian
$80.00

Keystone Light
$60.00


Anheuser-Busch Products
Budweiser
$75.00 / Pony - $50.00

Bud Light
$75.00 / Pony - $50.00

Bud Ice
$75.00

Michelob, Mich Lt, Amber Bock, Ultra
$75.00/ Pony - $50.00

Busch, Busch Lt
$65.00

Natural Light, Natural Ice
$65.00


Micro Brews
Bare Knuckle Stout
$100.00

J.W. Dundee Honey Brown
$75.00

Rolling Rock
$70.00

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
$115.00

Goose Island Hex Nut, Honkers, Kilgubbin, Summer, Octoberfest
$125.00

Sam Adams Lager, Ale, Hefe, Summer
$125.00

Guinness
$135.00

Abita Purple Haze, Turbodog Brown
$125.00

Anchor Steam
50 Liter - $100.00

Arcadia Angler’s Ale, Scotch Ale
5 Gallons - $70.00

Arcadia ESB, IPA
$120.00

Arcadia Scotch Ale
½ Barrel - $170.00

Dark Horse Brewing Amber, Raspberry
$140.00

Dogfish Head
60 Min IPA - $149, 90 Min IPA - $220, Aprihop IPA - $149

Bell’s Amber, Porter, Pale Ale, 3rd Coast
$150.00

Bell’s Kal Stout, Oberon, 2 Hearted Ale
$160.00

Pished Seraphim
$125.00

North Coast Red Seal Ale
$160.00

Oaken Barrel Indiana Amber, Razzwheat
$155.00

Pyramid Apricot, Hefeweizen
$145.00

Rogue American Amber, Dead Guy, Hazelnut Brown, Uber Pils
$175.00


((Minimum Order:20))

Blacklist:
Eralineta
Cajun Bayrouge
Eralineta
FreeAngola(We already got your 2.1 mill so don't even try to edit it) APOLOGIZE!!!

Prefered List (Free Shipping, 5% off*):
Toori
Leafanistan

Protectors (Free Shipping, 10% 0ff*):
Droskianishk


*Do your own math if you want a discount, we may not always remember to take it off and if we forget, tough nuggies.

From the Desk of the Trade Liason

The Droskianishk Security Department and the Droskianishk Trade Department would like to ask FDG to comply with safety checks on all shipments, either your own departments may file the reports to Droskianishk or Droskianishk agents can carry out the searches themselves.

Trade Liason
Ms. Kantuk

From the Desk of the Trade Liason

The Droskianishk Security Department and the Droskianishk Trade Department would like to ask FDG to comply with safety checks on all shipments, either your own departments may file the reports to Droskianishk or Droskianishk agents can carry out the searches themselves.

Trade Liason
Ms. Kantuk

No worries, we will do the checks. and file accordingly.


ooc: This is supposed to be a fun/funny store like Hammer & Anvil but slightly less creative lol.

The Government of FreeAngola wishes to purchase the following:

15000xPilsner Urguell

Thank You

Artanis: Hmm........ I have heard much of this "beer" from the humans in the Toori, but I myself have never tried it. From what it sounds like, it is a miracle liquid. However, I am baffled at which type to purchace. What might you suggest?

We would like $70 million dollars worth of Rolling Rock and $125 million dollars worth of Samuel Adams. These are for the beer hall pleasure gardens in many of the sea going cities.

Regards,

Mimi Ohyes, Minister of Trade

give me 1 million dollars worth of your best stuff. it's all for me obvasly give me 4 hours and i'll be back for more

All of these prices are per keg, correct?

Yes, prices are per keg.

@Toori: We are sending you 3 kegs of Budweiser for your tasting experience.

@FreeAngola: Shipment on its way. That will be $2,100,000.*

@Commonalitarianism: The 2 million kegs are on their way.*

@Greston: I would say our best stuff is Budweiser, I personally am not a man of refined taste, are you?

*Failure to pay will result in addition to the blacklist.

The money has been wired

The money has been wired

Very Good. Nice doing business with you. The shipment will arrive in a few hours.

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Republic of Thresh
Ministry of Trade

To whom it may concern:

The Republic of Thresh would like to place a monthly order of 1000 kegs of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. To ensure that no illegal immigrants are attempting to enter our borders, we would like to screen all personell transporting the shipment.

Signed,

Minister of Trade Harold I. Tlurr

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Republic of Thresh
Ministry of Trade

To whom it may concern:

The Republic of Thresh would like to place a monthly order of 1000 kegs of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. To ensure that no illegal immigrants are attempting to enter our borders, we would like to screen all personell transporting the shipment.

Signed,

Minister of Trade Harold I. Tlurr

Sure. We would triple that offer for free if you stopped your punishment of the sick. OOC: How long is a month in NS?

Added Guinness. OOC: How long is a month in NS?

Added Guinness. OOC: How long is a month in NS?

OOC: They vary depending on the citcumstance. Some people have 1 RL day = 1 NS year, while some go with 1 RL day = 1 NS month, among other things.

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Republic of Thresh
Ministry of Trade

To whom it may concern:

The Republic of Thresh will not be corrupted, will not be bribed to allow illness to continue within our borders. Also, we do not wish to become a nation of drunkards. Please send the first shipment as soon as possible.

Signed,

Minister of Trade Harold I. Tlurr

OOC: I think one month is one month.

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OOC: I think one month is one month.

OOC in RL yes But they are asking about NS

How much do you want to be an NS month to be? How often do you want to receive your beer, Thresh?

Oh, and buy BEER!

OOC: Once a week. Of course, if there is a regime change, I can't be certain that they'll want beer.

Thresh;12547682']OOC: Once a week. Of course, if there is a regime change, I can't be certain that they'll want beer.

Fine, but we'll need $100 security for each shipment due to the fact that we will be risking being killed by rebels in making the deliveries.

Hello Sirs,

We are a microbrewery operating out of The Community of Siap, and while we are popular locally, we are unable to secure international distribution. The recipe itself is somewhat of a closely guarded secret, as is the preparation method, but we assure you we can supply you with all of the beer you may need.

The name of the beer is "Pished Seraphim"-the recommend retail price for a keg is $120.

The beer itself has a consistency somewhat similar to Guiness, though it is slightly sweeter and smoother.

There are many legends about this beer, which we do not seek to confirm or disprove. There have been cases of it posessing hallucinogenic properties, although with responsible consumption, there have been no adverse side-effects. There have been unscientific claims that in men it behaves both as a sexual stimulant while simultaneously temporarily decreasing fertility, but we do not stand by this in any way. All we stand by is excellent quality in the beer we make.

~Horse of Crimson Fire Pub&Microbrewery
The Community

Hello Sirs,

We are a microbrewery operating out of The Community of Siap, and while we are popular locally, we are unable to secure international distribution. The recipe itself is somewhat of a closely guarded secret, as is the preparation method, but we assure you we can supply you with all of the beer you may need.

The name of the beer is "Pished Seraphim"-the recommend retail price for a keg is $120.

The beer itself has a consistency somewhat similar to Guiness, though it is slightly sweeter and smoother.

There are many legends about this beer, which we do not seek to confirm or disprove. There have been cases of it posessing hallucinogenic properties, although with responsible consumption, there have been no adverse side-effects. There have been unscientific claims that in men it behaves both as a sexual stimulant while simultaneously temporarily decreasing fertility, but we do not stand by this in any way. All we stand by is excellent quality in the beer we make.

~Horse of Crimson Fire Pub&Microbrewery
The Community

Sounds excellent! How much do you request we pay you for the beer? Please know we sell it for $120 a keg we will need to buy it at $100 a keg.

Sounds excellent! How much do you request we pay you for the beer? Please know we sell it for $120 a keg we will need to buy it at $100 a keg.

$100 per keg is more than reasonable, however the furthest we can ship it is to local Siapian sea and airports. For the time being we propose to sell you 1,000 kegs at $100 to test the market, for a total of $100,000. If this is acceptable, we will have the kegs waiting for you at either the freight terminal in Esmund International Airport or at the docks in Blake's Point.

Bah! The only reason that you can tolerate that stale piss water is that you've never had Olde Kropotkin Stout. And Olde Kropotkin Stout is only available to our fellow International Fair Trade Agreement (http://z1.invisionfree.com/forums/CACE/index.php?showtopic=536) signatories. Olde Kropotkin Stout: there's never been a tastier reason to engage in fair trade. (http://z1.invisionfree.com/forums/CACE/index.php?showforum=13)

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$100 per keg is more than reasonable, however the furthest we can ship it is to local Siapian sea and airports. For the time being we propose to sell you 1,000 kegs at $100 to test the market, for a total of $100,000. If this is acceptable, we will have the kegs waiting for you at either the freight terminal in Esmund International Airport or at the docks in Blake's Point.

For now that is a deal. Depending on the market we reserve the right to renegotiate. Our men are on their way to pick them up at Esmund International. Please make them ready and call the men with the location and such at (515) 555-7758

For now that is a deal. Depending on the market we reserve the right to renegotiate. Our men are on their way to pick them up at Esmund International. Please make them ready and call the men with the location and such at (515) 555-7758

A phone call was made by a man with a thick and unidentifiable accent.

"Ay! Is this th' punters who want th' beer? We're s'posed to send 'y the location and e'rything. Listen, the location is...." He read off a series oof coordinates. "and the transponder code for freight aircraft is 75300. We'll have the beer in freight hangar 23 by the time you arrive. All we ask is that you wire the money sometime before we finish loading the plane."

Bah! The only reason that you can tolerate that stale piss water is that you've never had Olde Kropotkin Stout. And Olde Kropotkin Stout is only available to our fellow International Fair Trade Agreement (http://z1.invisionfree.com/forums/CACE/index.php?showtopic=536) signatories. Olde Kropotkin Stout: there's never been a tastier reason to engage in fair trade. (http://z1.invisionfree.com/forums/CACE/index.php?showforum=13)

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Can I sign that without joining CACE?

Can I join CACE as a Syndico-Capitalist nation?

A phone call was made by a man with a thick and unidentifiable accent.

"Ay! Is this th' punters who want th' beer? We're s'posed to send 'y the location and e'rything. Listen, the location is...." He read off a series oof coordinates. "and the transponder code for freight aircraft is 75300. We'll have the beer in freight hangar 23 by the time you arrive. All we ask is that you wire the money sometime before we finish loading the plane."

Consider that transaction complete.

Can I sign that without joining CACE?

Can I join CACE as a Syndico-Capitalist nation?You can sign on to IFTA without joining the CACE. All you have to do is meet IFTA's requirements and follow the terms of the treaty once you join. These include certain labor rights standards and not conducting trade outside of the IFTA treaty.

-Emiliano Khan
Economics Collective
Francisco Ferrer University at Port Bakunin

You can sign on to IFTA without joining the CACE. All you have to do is meet IFTA's requirements and follow the terms of the treaty once you join. These include certain labor rights standards and not conducting trade outside of the IFTA treaty.

-Emiliano Khan
Economics Collective
Francisco Ferrer University at Port Bakunin

While we can and have met all the prequiste labor rights the entire Parliament, including by and overwhelming majority the house of Workers, refused to sign the treaty because we need to be able to conduct cities with the more right-wing nations for our own sake.

Consider that transaction complete.

"Pleasure doin' business with ye."

"Pleasure doin' business with ye."

Hope ta reapete da tranzaccion, nest time.

AND BUMP FOR SALES

Yes, prices are per keg.

@Toori: We are sending you 3 kegs of Budweiser for your tasting experience.

@FreeAngola: Shipment on its way. That will be $2,100,000.*

@Commonalitarianism: The 2 million kegs are on their way.*

@Greston: I would say our best stuff is Budweiser, I personally am not a man of refined taste, are you?

*Failure to pay will result in addition to the blacklist.

Thank you, we shall send some extra batteries for your ships.

While we can and have met all the prequiste labor rights the entire Parliament, including by and overwhelming majority the house of Workers, refused to sign the treaty because we need to be able to conduct cities with the more right-wing nations for our own sake."Right and left" obscures the real question, and that is: how can the people of your nation do business with corporations that do not allow their workers even minimal labor rights? Even if the plight of their fellow workers does not arouse the indignation of SDG's working class, they must see that their own rights and economic well being is in danger. How long will the local capitalists endure the workers' rights and freedoms when there is a world of slave and near slave labor available? IFTA is our defense against the capitalist global race to the bottom. For the working class of FreeDemGov, it's either IFTA or eventual economic slavery.

-Emiliano Khan
Economics Collective
Francisco Ferrer University at Port Bakunin

"Right and left" obscures the real question, and that is: how can the people of your nation do business with corporations that do not allow their workers even minimal labor rights? Even if the plight of their fellow workers does not arouse the indignation of SDG's working class, they must see that their own rights and economic well being is in danger. How long will the local capitalists endure the workers' rights and freedoms when there is a world of slave and near slave labor available? IFTA is our defense against the capitalist global race to the bottom. For the working class of FreeDemGov, it's either IFTA or eventual economic slavery.

-Emiliano Khan
Economics Collective
Francisco Ferrer University at Port Bakunin


OOC: In our nation by law all workers in middle->lower tax brackets own 50% of all corporations with more than 400 employees. This tends to create a small amount of employee overlordship, since under the Syndicalist laws the unions also act as employee holding companies, giving the huge amounts of flexibility without hurting the market economy. We call it The Fourth Way.

AND BUMP 4 SALES!!!!!!!!!

We would like 450 kegs of budwiser. If you give us half of it for free we will give you the skeleton of the creator of beer. If you put it in the nationale beer museam you will get alot of new money.

Every nation has a nationale beer museam right? If not I am going to kill the Secratary of Revenue.

OOC: In our nation by law all workers in middle->lower tax brackets own 50% of all corporations with more than 400 employees. This tends to create a small amount of employee overlordship, since under the Syndicalist laws the unions also act as employee holding companies, giving the huge amounts of flexibility without hurting the market economy. We call it The Fourth Way.

AND BUMP 4 SALES!!!!!!!!!((OOC: Is this side discussion bothersome to you because it is somewhat off-topic, or does it provide free bumps? ;)
I'll stop posting here if you ask me to though.
What I am saying IC (and OOC) is that attempting to maintain an isolated system like this that still deals with countries (and the corporations in them) without decent labor laws is both unethical and impractical. Why do you think Venezuela is trying to form a fair trade block in South America IRL? More capitalist countries, corporations and international institutions will inevitably use their economic clout to make your laws more profitable to them, even if your domestic capitalists are 'tame.' An important aspect of defending a socially just system is strengthening other such systems (its called 'solidarity'), NOT strengthening enemies of social justice and not entangling your economy with them. ))

We would like 450 kegs of budwiser. If you give us half of it for free we will give you the skeleton of the creator of beer. If you put it in the nationale beer museam you will get alot of new money.

Every nation has a nationale beer museam right? If not I am going to kill the Secratary of Revenue.

Sure, but we will only give you one third for free.

1 fourth and we will throw in the first beer bottle ever made

Sure, but we will only give you one third for free.1 fourth and we will throw in the first beer bottle ever madeSomeone forgot what fractions mean:D

1 fourth and we will throw in the first beer bottle ever made

DEAL! DONE!

((OOC: Is this side discussion bothersome to you because it is somewhat off-topic, or does it provide free bumps? ;)
I'll stop posting here if you ask me to though.
What I am saying IC (and OOC) is that attempting to maintain an isolated system like this that still deals with countries (and the corporations in them) without decent labor laws is both unethical and impractical. Why do you think Venezuela is trying to form a fair trade block in South America IRL? More capitalist countries, corporations and international institutions will inevitably use their economic clout to make your laws more profitable to them, even if your domestic capitalists are 'tame.' An important aspect of defending a socially just system is strengthening other such systems (its called 'solidarity'), NOT strengthening enemies of social justice and not entangling your economy with them. ))


Well now see I have no problem with fair trade and ask all those that trade with us. However, int. capitalists will not takeover our nations labor. Why? because this is NS, we don't have to bow to RL rules. Plus my nation really needs more mony. When we are as big and rich as your nation we can close our markets.

Free Outer Eugenia got so 'big and rich' through IFTA membership. Our economy has improved drastically since joining IFTA. We are not alone in this. Here are some statistics (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/International_Fair_Trade_Agreement).

F.O.E let's countinue this discussion in TGs.

In the meantime is anyone thirssty?

Yummmm Beer....

I should warn you that FreeAngola is planning an invasion of your country unless you take us off the blacklist

I should warn you that FreeAngola is planning an invasion of your country unless you take us off the blacklist

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

Is that clear enough?

From the Office of the Droskianishk Security Liason


This department of the Droskianishk government would like to broker an agreement between our protectorate and the government of Thresh whom Droskianishk applauds for its efforts against AIDS. The government of Droskianishk will deliver the alchohol for a small fee of $30 million ungaks (60 million USD) all personell involved in the deliveries will be Droskianishk Agents of Secure Trade (DAST) to ensure that illegal immigration is not a problem.


Security Liason
Mr. Kulok

From the Office of the Droskianishk Security Liason


This department of the Droskianishk government would like to broker an agreement between our protectorate and the government of Thresh whom Droskianishk applauds for its efforts against AIDS. The government of Droskianishk will deliver the alchohol for a small fee of $30 million ungaks (60 million USD) all personell involved in the deliveries will be Droskianishk Agents of Secure Trade (DAST) to ensure that illegal immigration is not a problem.


Security Liason
Mr. Kulok

I was under the impression the deal was done...but hey this works too.

BUMPZ 4 BOOZE!!

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