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Arms Store Houses Discovered! Limited Time Offer

FreeDemGov
14-04-2007, 20:06
The government of the FreeDemGov has discovered an armsdealer who was not paying their taxes and distributing to gangs and terrorists so now we have found storehouses of weapons we have RePo'd for cheap sale! (All prices USD, [@ toori] will except things of equal value for trade.

THE DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE

AK-47- $30 a piece
Cartridge- $5 a piece
Grenades- $5 a piece
RPGs- $5 a piece
RPG Launcher- $35 a piece
Louisville Sluggers-$2

LARGE QUANTITIES AVAILABLE
FreeDemGov
14-04-2007, 23:53
And The Offer Gets Better!

We Have Now Found 50 Generik T-90-esque Tanks

And They Can Be Yours For Only $15,000.

Ammo Comes By Thew Boat Load For Only $1,000 A Boatload.
Commonalitarianism
15-04-2007, 00:31
We will gladly buy this for scrap metal. We are willing to spend approximately about $20 million dollars to turn all of the weapons and tanks into scrap metal for the International Undersea and Space Salvage and Recycling Cooperative.

Regards,

Olaf Cruonis, Director of Procurement
FreeDemGov
15-04-2007, 01:16
We will gladly buy this for scrap metal. We are willing to spend approximately about $20 million dollars to turn all of the weapons and tanks into scrap metal for the International Undersea and Space Salvage and Recycling Cooperative.

Regards,

Olaf Cruonis, Director of Procurement

Director Cruonis,

I am afraid to inform you that your $20 Million dollars will only cover about 1 third of the total amount to sell, we have found dozens of underground storehouses and several boats. But we will give you the this third for the money provided. If you would only wish to buy certain portions thats negotiable or we will give you as much as that $20 Million can provide

Jim Marshall, Jr.
Vice President of FreeDemGov

P.S we know you have the money, so that you can buy the whole thing if you so choose, from your NSTracker Report...

OOC: I am not throwing out this think that quickly.
Commonalitarianism
15-04-2007, 01:56
We are willing to spend the full $60 million dollars to buy all of the material. This will help stop proliferation of small arms. We have already received a partial grant from the War Ministry to cover the rest of the expenses. We are already converting some of the tanks into tractors and heavy equipment, snow plows, and other things. The boats will converted for urban transport between small islands.

Regards,

Olaf Cruonis, Director of Procurement, International Undersea and Space Salvage and Recycling Cooperative
FreeDemGov
15-04-2007, 01:57
We are willing to spend the full $60 million dollars to buy all of the material. This will help stop proliferation of small arms. We have already received a partial grant from the War Ministry to cover the rest of the expenses. We are already converting some of the tanks into tractors and heavy equipment, snow plows, and other things.

Regards,

Olaf Cruonis, Director of Procurement, International Undersea and Space Salvage and Recycling Cooperative

Very good we except your offer!!!