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OOC: It is the popular belief in South Lizasauria that science is God's law for the universe as the Bible is is law for man. So I decided to make an II thread where a naturalist who gets pissed at a bunch of fundies decides to engage in a REALLY funny yet daring experiment, to prove that humans evolved from monkeys she will marry a monkey and try to have children with him to prove that humans evolved from monkeys. This is based on the fact that zebras and horses can procreate.Wolves and dogs can too, which makes her hypothesize that any two species who are related can procreate. What do you guys think? I may need a few nation sending scientists to examine her, a few religious protesters/terrorists, and some media making a big deal out of this.

I think it's a sick (as in, gross) idea. >=/

I think it's a sick (as in, gross) idea. >=/

You don't find the idea of a woman marrying a monkey to debunk fundy claims on evolution funny? :D

Hey, this is a response to a General thread about Lesbians procreating, thats where I got the idea.

OOC: Monkeys have 42 Chromosomes, we have 46. Hurrah for Genetics! The correct answer is to ignore fundamentalists. A few years ago they didn't even accept dinosaurs as real. Soon they'll accept more and more until they are finally homogenized into society and they'll lose their power.

And the humor in it will be lost in the hundreds of smilies this thread will produce if I know you well enough. Also, we were supposed to have an PMT war, why hasn't it happened yet?

OOC: Basic misunderstanding of biology there...In terms of the starter. I remember a few years back there was that monkeu who people thought was a half-breed.

Amusing notions.

OOC: Monkeys have 42 Chromosomes, we have 46. Hurrah for Genetics! The correct answer is to ignore fundamentalists. A few years ago they didn't even accept dinosaurs as real. Soon they'll accept more and more until they are finally homogenized into society and they'll lose their power.

And the humor in it will be lost in the hundreds of smilies this thread will produce if I know you well enough. Also, we were supposed to have an PMT war, why hasn't it happened yet?

OOC: You posted it was over. Remember? Plus your too modish with bombs.

OOC: Basic misunderstanding of biology there...In terms of the starter. I remember a few years back there was that monkeu who people thought was a half-breed.

Amusing notions.

Also I scientists find more and more that we are close to chimps and other primates. Monkeys understand monetary, math(they know simple numbers but they can only add and subtract small numbers), sign language, and even have morals and values (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/20/science/20moral.html?ex=1332043200&en=84f902cc81da9173&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss). So I strongly believe that there is a species close enough to actually make my naturalist protester pregnant for my parody. The articles I've read prove we evolved from them.