NationStates Jolt Archive

Message to All Nations, Organizations, Alliances:

From TFS:

Today at 13:00 TFS Time the TFS Coastguard seized and boarded a massive Cargo Ship known as "The Big One". The Ship has not broken any laws and was only boarded because it was off course due to the Pilot being Pissed. The Ship is full of Legal Pornographic Material. From Books to Penis Enlargers it is full to capacity. These materials could keep an Army "Happy" for a lifetime. TFS has no use for it and appeals to the International Community in a search for the Ships owner. If nobody comes forward we will use the ship as Target Practice for the Navy. All we want to know is:

1)Who the ship belongs to?
2)Why all the Porn?
3)Where is all this Porn destined for?

In order to claim the ship we require proof of ownership.

Pic:

http://www.wildnatureimages.com/images%202/C6CT8283..jpg

It belongs to us, it was on its way to the mine we received from you after you surrendered when you shot a nuke at a conference. The guys in the mines are a little unhappy because of low wages so we brought all this stuff to cheer them up.

Okay, that was ours. We wanted to keep our Army from going gay.

TWSP is number one world porn producer.

Yo...we'll buy it? lol

After the TFS Office of External Affairs has had alot of Calls regarding the ship the chance to make abit of cash appeared. As such we have decided to flog the ship bidding starts at:

$100 Million

or

$100 Whores

Nah... Just burn it. :sniper: