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Small nation wishes to screw around

Machiavellian Action
11-04-2007, 06:37
Doit, Capital of Machiavellian Action (MA)

Surveying his peaceful land, Luke Luftsgerden, President-for-life, noticed that he was rather bored running a small, unimportant country. Although the benefits, including state dinners, an official Rolls Royce, several nice suits and matching rolexes, were great, he felt he was missing something. "When was the last time we deployed our troops?" he asked an aide. "Well, sir, we never really have. This country was only created yesterday," answered the aide. "Ah, I see. Then I want an all-points bulletin put out. Let the world know that we are offering to deploy the 3rd Intelligence Group for a small sum and for a chance at action." "I'll get right on it, Mr. President."

TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES

The 3RD INTELLIGENCE GROUP, an all-purpose special operations and intelligence gathering battalion, is being contracted to any interested party. The only requirements are:

Contracts will be subject to auction. The 3rd's services will go to the highest bidder.

Suicide missions will not be accepted. This is decided at MA's discretion.

The buyer will be responsible for all expenses incurred during missions.

Signed, The MA Ministry of War