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07-04-2007, 07:53
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Title: Charles Hag: You Only Live Twice, Unless You’re A Felis Catus.
Subtitle: 00347½ Double-O three hundred and forty seven and a half.
Based on the book series by Iam Lemming.
Summary
The film follows Charles Hag, a spy working for the fictional Aliquancian Military-Intelligence-Sixty Informed Services (MISIS). The story follows him as he uncovers an elaborate plot by a board game manufacturer ‘IAM' Board Games to destroy the video game industry by overthrowing several governments. The evil plot is headed by Dr.Negative and his henchmen and henchwoman ‘Braces’, ‘Retard’ and ‘Femme Fatality’.
Criticism
The film has many similarities to other films, the name for the villain ‘Retard’ is almost a direct copy of the ‘Renard’ in a similar movie. The foreign Hag Girl ‘Haza Broadchest’ is said to have had breast implants for just one scene where Hag says “Is it cold in here” as small guns extend from her nipples, the top correspondent of ‘The Chapter’ newspaper reviewing the movie stated “Helenia, the actor who plays Haza Broadchest is currently seeing a therapist and is unable to be phot…err…Interviewed.
The Hag Car also came under criticism; it is an AR-Sole Shaguar, many fans have noted that Iam Lemming writ the Hag car as a Failure Dolomite.
The next film in the series, Thunderbollox, has been put on hold due to the poor sales, the poor sales have been said to cost twenty to thirty million Lux for each nation selling the movie.
Title: Charles Hag: You Only Live Twice, Unless You’re A Felis Catus.
Subtitle: 00347½ Double-O three hundred and forty seven and a half.
Based on the book series by Iam Lemming.
Summary
The film follows Charles Hag, a spy working for the fictional Aliquancian Military-Intelligence-Sixty Informed Services (MISIS). The story follows him as he uncovers an elaborate plot by a board game manufacturer ‘IAM' Board Games to destroy the video game industry by overthrowing several governments. The evil plot is headed by Dr.Negative and his henchmen and henchwoman ‘Braces’, ‘Retard’ and ‘Femme Fatality’.
Criticism
The film has many similarities to other films, the name for the villain ‘Retard’ is almost a direct copy of the ‘Renard’ in a similar movie. The foreign Hag Girl ‘Haza Broadchest’ is said to have had breast implants for just one scene where Hag says “Is it cold in here” as small guns extend from her nipples, the top correspondent of ‘The Chapter’ newspaper reviewing the movie stated “Helenia, the actor who plays Haza Broadchest is currently seeing a therapist and is unable to be phot…err…Interviewed.
The Hag Car also came under criticism; it is an AR-Sole Shaguar, many fans have noted that Iam Lemming writ the Hag car as a Failure Dolomite.
The next film in the series, Thunderbollox, has been put on hold due to the poor sales, the poor sales have been said to cost twenty to thirty million Lux for each nation selling the movie.