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Poor Movie Sales Effects Film Industry.

Aliquantus
07-04-2007, 07:53
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Title: Charles Hag: You Only Live Twice, Unless You’re A Felis Catus.
Subtitle: 00347½ Double-O three hundred and forty seven and a half.

Based on the book series by Iam Lemming.

Summary
The film follows Charles Hag, a spy working for the fictional Aliquancian Military-Intelligence-Sixty Informed Services (MISIS). The story follows him as he uncovers an elaborate plot by a board game manufacturer ‘IAM' Board Games to destroy the video game industry by overthrowing several governments. The evil plot is headed by Dr.Negative and his henchmen and henchwoman ‘Braces’, ‘Retard’ and ‘Femme Fatality’.
Criticism
The film has many similarities to other films, the name for the villain ‘Retard’ is almost a direct copy of the ‘Renard’ in a similar movie. The foreign Hag Girl ‘Haza Broadchest’ is said to have had breast implants for just one scene where Hag says “Is it cold in here” as small guns extend from her nipples, the top correspondent of ‘The Chapter’ newspaper reviewing the movie stated “Helenia, the actor who plays Haza Broadchest is currently seeing a therapist and is unable to be phot…err…Interviewed.
The Hag Car also came under criticism; it is an AR-Sole Shaguar, many fans have noted that Iam Lemming writ the Hag car as a Failure Dolomite.

The next film in the series, Thunderbollox, has been put on hold due to the poor sales, the poor sales have been said to cost twenty to thirty million Lux for each nation selling the movie.
Bomble
07-04-2007, 11:26
The Bomblean Film Board is sympathetic with your movie's plight. We have many movies here in Bomble, a few are quite good.

As a token of our sympathies, we shall be sending you an easter special edition 6-pack of "Death Volcano" - the fizziest canned beverage in the world. "Death Volcano" has a short and proud history - first commisioned by the government in late 2006. It is unknown whether this history will be the subject of a movie or not, but we'll keep you posted.

The largest selling movies of all time in Bomble is the "Death Cop" trilogy."Death Cop" was commisioned by the government in 2001, followed by "Death Cop 2: Extreme Revenge" in 2003. The last in the series was "Death Cop 3: Rogue Cop With a Magnum" - which was a relative flop compared to the others.

The latest movie to hit Bomblean cinemas is "Coinage: A Tale of Toons". This documentary follows the gripping reality of toons (our national currency) being minted. The DVD, due to be released later this year, contains a special music video to the title song - "It's Minting Coins (Now We Can Spend Them)" by 50 Toons. It will retail for around about T65.95, but a free copy will be posted to you as soon as it hits shelves.

Hope that all gets better,

Philipo Banana
Producer and Director of the "Death Cop" trilogy, Head of the Bomblean Film Board

*Note: If you require help from us, give us a yell. We'll help you as much as we can.
Gataway
07-04-2007, 12:23
Victory Pictures inc would be interested in receiving copies of this film for showing throughout the empire as studies show due to high numbers of young males throught the empire and a series of surveys an action movie of this type may sell well in the empire.. possibly generating a large amount of revenue for both Victory pictures and your own domestic films industry
Kanami
07-04-2007, 17:20
Kanami has a great ammount of films we are always willing to distribute

One film we ask you to open on May 19 is The Hunted (please see NS Wiki) a thriller based on true events. Really.