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CRAVNA, Cravan - A glorious day dawns in Cravan, when at 1:24AM Cravna time, an heir to the throne was born.

Vanessa Rosalyn Craven, daughter to Emperor Robert II and Empress Rebecca, weighed in at 8.1lbs at birth. Empress Rebecca went into labor at two this afternoon.

Although much of Cravan has yet to discover the news, those who do know are celebrating triumphantly. Imperial Standards can be seen hung all around the Empire, particularly throughout the streets of Cravna. The birth of an heir to the throne is a most joyous occasion, to say the least.

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The Imperial Standard, flag of the Imperial Family.

Plans are already being made for Vanessa's future, and her father has bright ideas of a possible military career for the young Crown Princess, likely in the Imperial Air Force following in her father's footsteps. All of this is merely speculation, though, and knowing how stubborn Cravanian Princesses tend to be it is really nothing more than wishful thinking.

Even so, the future of Cravan's ruling family has now been guaranteed with the birth of an heir, and the young Princess Vanessa will surely be in the spotlight for years to come.

State Department Communication
We heartily congratulate Cravan on this occurrence. To show our support, we have sent a gift basket to the royal family. May they live long and fruitful lives.

So I guess a threat of Regicide would be a little inappropriate huh? :D



Just playing......seriously, where is the babies location, it is a devil child!!! Death to the Monarchy!!!!!






(OOC: Just spam, I guess this isn't really that funny, oh well, whatever. I'm bored, and lonely {SAD FACE})

Official Imperial Message

On behalf of all Gataway and the supreme imperial council..congratulations are offered to the Cravan imperial family..a gift in the form of a crown made of solid gold and studded with diamonds and other precious stones has been sent along with 2 black Kifta Stallions from the Imperial stables for the emperor and empress

Emperor Nadov III of Gataway

((OOC: Undy, please don't spam my thread. >.> Thanks.

I'll get an IC post thanking all the well-wishers as soon as some more people post. Just to cover more people with a single post and all.))

((OOC: Undy, please don't spam my thread. >.> Thanks.

I'll get an IC post thanking all the well-wishers as soon as some more people post. Just to cover more people with a single post and all.))

OOC: Okay seriously know.


IC:

Incoming Message: The Federation of Undbagarten

On behalf of the President, I congradulate you on the healthy birth of your child Vanessa Rosalyn Craven, I hope she lives a long, happy life as all monarchs should. May your nation live in prosperity. Please accept this gift as a token of our well-wishing, since it is close to easter, the President felt these appropriate... (check link).

Secretary-General Yletzvik

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Office of the Emperor of Cravan
Official Decree of the Imperial Crown


I personally thank all well-wishers to my newborn daughter, and graciously accept these gifts which have been presented to her. May our peoples live in peace and prosperity for many years to come, and again: Thank you all.

Signed,
Robert Craven
Robert the Second of Cravan, protector and keeper of the glorious Empire of Cravan and her holdings overseas, defender of faith and justice, holder of righteousness.

((OOC: Jeeze, I should make my leaders get it on more often just to get gifts.))

State Dept. of FDG-E, Office of the Undersecretary of Congratulations
To:Cravan
From: FreeDemGov of Empiricus

Our nation sends our warmest wishes, our most awesome fruitbaskets and a fine golden necklace.

Norris Worriedbottom
Undersecretary of Congratulations

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Official Diplomatic Message

Our warmest regards on behalf of the United States of Cookesland. We would like to give the Libertarian Empire of Cravan in honor of this event 20 Cookborough Rose-Trees (they don't grow thorns and aren't invasive) and a Pearl Necklace to the little princess. Ad Multos Annos .

Best Wishes,
Steven J. Andolor
Steven J. Andolor
Seretary of State
The United States of Cookesland

Official Diplomatic Message

The Reformed Democratic State of Naasha sends its congratulations to the Emperor and Empress and wish Princess Vanessa the best of futures.

Sincerely,

Henry Smith on behalf of the National Assembly.

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GEORGIUS IV REX

Emperor Robert II of Cravan,

We offer you Our congratulations, on behalf of Our nation. In honour of this occassion, We offer you an antique vase made more than 2,000 years ago by the city state of what is today Kingston. I hope that it adequately expresses the hearty congratulations of the Praetonian people.

Yours,

King George IV of the Crown Commonwealth of Praetonia

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Greetings and Salutations from the Northfordian Department of Congratulating Notable People for Reproducing!

You’ve been selected as a ‘Notable Individual’, Emperor Robert II! And therefore have been entered into our bi-weekly prize draw for “Bonking Beautiful Babies!” a postal lottery for men (and women) who have produced the most wonderful, intelligent, ugly, retarded, beautiful or altogether unique babies.

As you may or may not know, there are two catagories! Category (A) is for those parents who have ‘Blessed Humanity’ with what we, at the Northfordian Department of Congratulating Notable People for Reproducing, call ‘Tomorrow’s Generation’, while Category (B) is for children that have, through either severe mental or physical retardation have achieved a remarkable feat in simply being able to rip its way through it’s mothers birth cannal.

CONGRATULATIONS EMPEROR ROBERT II!!!!!

You have won $5000 Dollars in Childcare Products at the Northfordian Childcare Store ‘Mother-dare’, the liberal shopping experience for mothers who want the best for their Child, no matter how radical or extreme the idea might be. Notable Products offered include the “Soldier Maker”, a protein based physical enhancing milk for parents wishing their children to grow into violent super soldiers (The ’07 Limited Addition also includes Taurine and Caffine). Another product offered is the ‘Anti-Clanoobia’ device: an educational tool designed to ensure even the most genetically disadvantaged child (Downs, etc) manages, by the age of 16, to read, write, and perform basic numerical tasks such as addition and subtraction.

WHATS THE CATCH?

….we hear you ask?

THERE IS NONE!

All the Northfordian Department of Congratulating Notable People for Reproducing asks of prize winners is a chance to marvel at your excellence. For those in Category (A) that will mean, as an adult, the Commonwealth will wish to harvest your sperm/eggs annually, and, for those in category (B) it will mean a chance to study you in a controlled environment for 48 hours a year, to marvel just how exactly your offspring manages to survive.

HOW DO I CLAIM THIS PRIZE?

It’s SIMPLE!

Return the Stamped address envelop (enclosed), with your signature, $100 Administration Fee, and banking details. THE NORTHFORDIAN DEPARTMENT OF CONGRATULATING NOTABLE PEOPLE FOR REPRODUCING will be in contact with you shortly.

Regards,

Bob Hammond, Director,

Northfordian Department of Congratulating Notable People for Reproducing

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Queen Elizabeth III of United Kingdom2,

Congratulations to the people on the heir who will someday rule Cravan.And i wish her parents good luck in raising her to be a great head of state.


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From me and my people we present this crown made from United Kingdom's best jewels.

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Offical Statement from the Socialist Sultanate Duchydom of Franberry

The SSDF congratulates Craven and the Royal Family in it's production of a new offspring. We wish all the best for Vanessa Rosalyn Craven, and Emperor Robert II and Empress Rebecca.

Keeping with Franberrian tradition, we bestow upon you the gift of animals. As such, we present to you the wildest beasts from unexplored lands. Fierce monstrocities from the far reaches of the orient and Africa. Elephants and White Rhinocerous, Tigers with fur of silk, birds with wings of fire, fish with tails of stone, all shall be sent along with this letter.

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Office of the Emperor of Cravan
Official Decree of the Imperial Crown

Again, I cannot stress how grateful I am to the international community for this showing of friendship and benevolence to our family. I must personally thank you all for these generous gifts; they will be given to my daughter when she comes of age.

I must respectfully decline the offer of Northford, however it is still appreciated. (OOC: XDXDXD)

Again, thank you, friends. And may God bless you all, no matter what religion you follow.

Signed,
Robert Craven
Robert the Second of Cravan, protector and keeper of the glorious Empire of Cravan and her holdings overseas, defender of faith and justice, holder of righteousness.


One particular delivery man, however, was unfortunate enough to be tasked with delivering the gifts from Franberry. He was pronounced dead on site, considering there was no body remaining when the proper authorities arrived. The Imperial Family stretches out their heartfelt condolances to this unnamed delivery guy's family.

Official Communication of
The Grand Duchy of Banitsa

The Grand Duke Victor 7th of Banitsa

hereby congratulates the

Honourable Emperor Robert II and Empress Rebecca of Cravna

On the birth of the Crown Princess.

We would like to offer the following gifts.
One Donkey with cart
Ten Goats
A flock of fifty Sheep
Two Cows
And a duck