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The Princess of Dead Birds (movie thread) (open) [ATTN Sith Clan]

South Lizasauria
06-04-2007, 23:06
OOC: The way the writer ICly came up with this idea is similar to how I did. This movie was made by a South Lizasaurian writer who was made this script during one of his drunk moments. The idea was completely random but only a small nerdy South Lizasaurian anime club/studio was willing to make it. That club is basically a bunch of anime nerds who know how to draw anime and make movies.

IC:

( A few days before the movie production)

Fredrick Aguala (writer): Well then...what do ya think? *hands it to a famous director in South Lizasauria* I was just wondering if it was good enough for you to produce...

Director: *flips through it* You are seriously expecting me to produce this? This is garbage! C'mon you can do better than that! I know you can... Heck you were a bright one during school. (they are old friends) I mean your works were original back then, the script you gave me was merely a tweaked version of another movie methinks...

Fredrick: Ever since I get send home from the war I've been a twit. My brain's rebelled I guess...I seem to be only good at tweaking ideas than making them.

Director: Sorry man, I wish I could help...*hands him 55 credits* Here take this and buy a drink, do what writers do best in such times....

Fredrick: Thanks man....Oh! And good luck on the next film you make!

Director: Thank you...

(bar)

Fredrick: You know I need something new. I used to be good at coming up with ideas but I seem dry and tense.

Bar buddy: Welp I have one... There should be a movie where there is this ocean of dead birds and there is some princess whose blindfolded and tied up and this guy who has a blindfold and they are both trying to find each other, but they can't remove the blindfolds for magical reasons....

Fredrick: *starts laughing* Thats so random and stupid it's hilarious! *hits the table while laughing*

(A few days later)

Fredirck: Ahh...its finished!

During the next few days directors looked at his works and chuckled a bit but none thought it had enough merit to appear on stage or on screen. Until one nerdy director came across it...

Director Chom Ji Lam: *while flipping through scripts* Nope *chucks it* Nope*chucks it* Nope* chucks it* No-huh! *looks at the "Princess of Dead Birds"* Get me on the phone with a Fredrick Aguala! Stat!

Fredrick: 'Ello!

Chom Ji Lam: 'Ello to you! Or Kinichiwa as the Japanese would say...

Fredrick: Who may I ask is speaking.

Chom Ji Lam: One who will make you famous! I loved your script!

Fredrick: *escatic* Really?!

Chom: Really really...have a pen or pencil and writing material by any chance?

Fredrick: Uh? Why?

Chom: For directions to my studio of course!

(to be continued)
South Lizasauria
06-04-2007, 23:17
(a day later)

Fredrick for the first time went to the studio. The director came out to greet him.

Director: 'Ello mate! Nice trip!? Bloody hell you look kinda like me!

Fredrick: Hello, guess we do look kinda alike.

Director: Come meet my cast 'ere! *gives him a tour of the studio* 'Ere are the boys and girls!

To the writer's surprise most of them were nerdy looking, they had the stereotypical large glasses and some had incredibly white skin, as if being pale was normal for them.

Illustrator/anime nerd: Oy! It's my vitamin D deficiency, I don't eat anything that doesn't have Chum Gum Chou on it.

Fredrick: That is believable. *looks at a drawing of an anime chick with tentacles for hair* Whats that then?

Female animator: Watch this *flips through the drawing making the tentacle hari move*

Fredrick: Wait! This is an anime studio.

Director: Indeed it is, I have others with other kinds of nerds, I like them, they make good employees, they have skill, motivation and loyalty, more than I can say about those scruffy rich kids that don't know how to pull their own weight!

Fredrick: Indeed...

(last part of intro underway)
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 00:16
Fredrick: So you're going to turn my drunken screw up into an anime series?!

Directr: No! I'm going to turn your drunken hit into an anime series!

(Premiere)

Random person: Hey I wonder what that movie's about?! *walks into theatre*

The opening scene shows a large valley of dead birds and a guy wading through it in the distance... He was blindfolded and tripped a few times getting a mouth full of dead bird, luckily because of some strange magic he merely got the bad taste and was immuned to the disease that it could have spread to him.


Guy: Kima!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kima: Over here, quickly before the darkness in me takes over again!

Guy: *this time as the narrarator* This is me...My name is Chetuga Hamamoto, what a fool I was...of all the dames I could have fallen for I had to fall for an accursed reincarnated death princess... It started last year, we lived across each other, she was so beatiful, she was as ordinary as the people next door, no one would have suspected her of being the death princess... I tried my best to please her, she only thought I wanted to be her friend, I got to know her pretty well, the day she found out my feelings about her she mysteriously left which led me to believe she never wanted to talk to me again. However on the way I home she looked just like the cursed death princess who according to legend was one of the magic founders of the village, when an evil force tried to take the village she absorbed some of the curse to save the town, impressed by her determination the evil ones decided to challenger her, that she'd have to be under the curse and that the town would only be saved if the chosen one came to rescue her in a valley of death. These dead birds, according to the priests are from the curse, all her warriors from sky that came to help her died in order to make the challenge fair. I must wade across this vast valley of them in order to break the curse, it turns out that I was the one meant to find her. A git like me...pretty ironic huh?

OOC: This is like the other movie thread, we take turns adding on.
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 00:17
OOC: Btw. what do you think? Good story?random to the point it's funny?
cheesy?
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 00:30
bump
Kanami
07-04-2007, 00:54
intresting and unique. So what can I do to get involved?
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 01:01
intresting and unique. So what can I do to get involved?

OOC:

You can have someone watch the movie and then RP some events in the movie. This is similar to my other movie thread with the clown.

IC:

Chetuga (narrator): Interesting how so much trouble can be caused by a pretty face....

Chetuga: *runs up* Hi Kima!

Kima: Chetuga! How are you?

Chetuga: Good...what are you doing?

Kima: I'm going to stop by the elder's house to learn some of the history behind our village.
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 01:14
bump
Kanami
07-04-2007, 01:15
Kima waves goodbye and heads in the opposite directon to her forest home. She shivers and develops a feeling of being followed. She looks about but doesn't see anything.

Kima: Nothing.

But it's not nothing, something overpowers Kima forcing her to the ground. Her eyes go wide with fear sweat drips from her forehead. Suddenly a sword comes from nowhere and her eyes go into a deep chrimson red. Her hair turns black and her skin went a new shade.
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 01:16
Chetuga waves goodbye and heads in the opposite directon to her forest home. She shivers and develops a feeling of being followed. She looks about but doesn't see anything.

Chetuga: Nothing.

But it's not nothing, something overpowers Chetuga forcing her to the ground. Her eyes go wide with fear sweat drips from her forehead. Suddenly a sword comes from nowhere and her eyes go into a deep chrimson red. Her hair turns black and her skin went a new shade.

OOC: LOL Chetuga is a guy. Kima is the woman whose cursed. :)
Kanami
07-04-2007, 01:25
changed
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 01:34
IC:

Chetuga: Oh...she hates me....for being such a luvy dovey pansy! *kicks a rock* *feels a dark presence* Hello? Is anyone there?

A dark wind blew tons of leaves off of the tropical trees, birds began spinning around in the center of the dirt road as they left they flapped their way to the village's military base which was still working on getting it's tech caught up to the modern world (the time is about WWI time). After the vortex of birds flew away Kima was seen where the birds where flying around.

Chetuga: Kima?

Kima: *Breathes out flames* RAWR! I am the Princess who gave the village life!

Chetuga: *hears screaming* Kima?!
South Lizasauria
07-04-2007, 03:32
Kima: Kima is sleeping right now! I am the Princess of the Birds! *swarms of birds start pecking at him* *her eyes glow red and she begins floating in the air with her arms outstretched whilst hissing in an alien sounding way*

Chetuga: YAH! *runs frantically through the village with the Princess of Birds after him* Why are you doing this?!

Princess of Birds: Because the darkness compells me too!

Chetuga finally felt the darkness weaken near a building, he jumped into the building breathing hard due to the long chase. It was as if the dark had no power in this building. He looked up, it was the elder's house.
South Lizasauria
09-04-2007, 02:50
bump
South Lizasauria
09-04-2007, 05:12
OOC: Hey Kanami, are you still you posting?:confused:
Toori
09-04-2007, 05:26
How might I get involved?
South Lizasauria
09-04-2007, 05:35
How might I get involved?

OOC: Just RP Artanis watching the movie then we take turns RPing the events in the movie.

IC:

Elder: Who might you be?

Chetuga: I-I- My name is Chetuga Hamamoto and I nearly got murdered by Kima who said she was a....princess?

Elder:*eyes bug out in interest* She chased you?

Chetuga: Yes...

Elder: You lover her?

Chetuga: Ye-Hey?!

Elder: It is prophesied that the lover on the run will be the chosen one to rescue the princess from the curse. It happened long ago, our village grew and prospered. Most of us were good respectable people, too good, this attracted the evil ones. The princess offered herself in order to save the rest of us, impressed by her selflessness the dark ones cursed her and challenged her, the chosen one must find her blindfolded before a certain amount of time passeth in order to break the curse and restore the village. You may see tons of dead birds, the curse hast killed them in order to make the challenge fair, its unfair when the princess has her bird army at her disposal. Now come I shall bless you so you won't die as long as your on your quest.
South Lizasauria
09-04-2007, 05:54
bump
South Lizasauria
10-04-2007, 07:25
OOC: Its fairly simple at this point now that the plot is set, can someone RP one of the characters please while I RP the other(s)?
Toori
10-04-2007, 18:41
bump
South Lizasauria
12-04-2007, 05:30
IC:

(Theatre in another nation)

Viewer: Hello? It dark and spooky here, I'm lonely. The movie is giving me the creeps too...:(