Vontanas
05-04-2007, 03:07
Various Global News Networks:
"Today, the People's Republic of Vantanas has announced that it's state-owned news company, People's News Central, will be producing a new column on their news paper The People's Banner, devoted to things the government is racist against. The three categories are food, human related things, and bodies of land/air/water. To mark the occasion, they produced ten for each category.
For food: Banana Peels, Prunes, Oatmeal, Grass, Shrimp Cocktails, Herbicides, Cabbage, Turkeys, and Eyeballs. For Human Related Things: Enlarged Earlobes, Achilles Heel, the IRA, Grinning Skulls, Huge Eyelashes, Absolute Monarchies, Hippies, Pirates, Clowns. Lastly, for Bodies of Land/Water/Air: the Southern Sandwich Isles, Spain, Athens, Old Clandonia, the Amazon River, the Stratosphere, the Earth's Core, Antartica, and Vantanas.
The People's Republic wishes to make it known that everything on these lists are temporary.
On a more serious note, Vantanas has emerged from it's isolationist period, reestablishing all foreign trade, and finished the 'bulk' of rebuilding their Air Force. The old Air Force is nearly gone, and in it's place a powerful new 'Sky Fleet' of Air Ships, (Think military blimps, but much better) and upgraded it's military bases and airports so they can handle this new 'Sky Fleet'.
OOC: My comical way to come back from Spring Break.
"Today, the People's Republic of Vantanas has announced that it's state-owned news company, People's News Central, will be producing a new column on their news paper The People's Banner, devoted to things the government is racist against. The three categories are food, human related things, and bodies of land/air/water. To mark the occasion, they produced ten for each category.
For food: Banana Peels, Prunes, Oatmeal, Grass, Shrimp Cocktails, Herbicides, Cabbage, Turkeys, and Eyeballs. For Human Related Things: Enlarged Earlobes, Achilles Heel, the IRA, Grinning Skulls, Huge Eyelashes, Absolute Monarchies, Hippies, Pirates, Clowns. Lastly, for Bodies of Land/Water/Air: the Southern Sandwich Isles, Spain, Athens, Old Clandonia, the Amazon River, the Stratosphere, the Earth's Core, Antartica, and Vantanas.
The People's Republic wishes to make it known that everything on these lists are temporary.
On a more serious note, Vantanas has emerged from it's isolationist period, reestablishing all foreign trade, and finished the 'bulk' of rebuilding their Air Force. The old Air Force is nearly gone, and in it's place a powerful new 'Sky Fleet' of Air Ships, (Think military blimps, but much better) and upgraded it's military bases and airports so they can handle this new 'Sky Fleet'.
OOC: My comical way to come back from Spring Break.