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General Alexander Mortimer Smith von Ribbenschmertz steps towards a podium in the middle of a field.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Union of the General Proletariat, hereby announces its program of International Incidental Imperialism, starting now.

... That's nice dear. Now how do you take your tea? Milk? Sugar?

... That's nice dear. Now how do you take your tea? Milk? Sugar?

Milk, please.

So when do we begin?

*attacks with a spatula*

Lord Uber General Herman von Douchebag declares his allegiance to the cause of General Proletariat Imperialism. Huzzah!

Vetalian Cybernetics is proud to support this venture.

*begins destroying II rainforests and dumping toxic wastes in the oceans*

Hurray!

*rattles sabre*

*slurps tea*

my first post in II!

so how does this thing work then. do we just go for the full broadside or do they have to agree to engage or what? *doen't role-play ever*

you want
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qEa6CB3eEA
with that

So when do we begin?

Right about........

Now.

The United Socialist States of New Stalinberg hereby supports the actions of General Alexander Mortimer Smith von Ribbenschmertz.

In fact, we'll launch our army of Richard Simmons bots if his demands are not met.

We might even launch the army of Richard Simmons bots just for the hell of it anyway.

Hurray!

*rattles sabre*

*slurps tea*

my first post in II!

so how does this thing work then. do we just go for the full broadside or do they have to agree to engage or what? *doen't role-play ever*

Either way is alright, I'm easy.

But remember, soldiers, NSG > II

What's with the II-esque posts in this thread? I thought we were just supposed to spam the boogers out of this forum.

Hurray!

*rattles sabre*

*slurps tea*

my first post in II!

so how does this thing work then. do we just go for the full broadside or do they have to agree to engage or what? *doen't role-play ever*

Also my first dabble into II.
I say we just go full on broadside until some inferior II person tells us what to do. From then on in, we'll just claim we knew what we were doing all along.

*Deploys army of Richard Simmons bots to attack whatever the hell they can*

For honor! For Glory! For NSG!!

In response I have deployed my liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb over the The Union of the General Proletariat's headquarters.

The liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb works on a simple reaction principle. You see, we simply take two captured generalites, place them in a 6x6 box and tell them the latest news headline. In a matter of 3 minutes the bomb reaches critical mass and we can drop it over the target.

We might even launch the army of Richard Simmons bots just for the hell of it anyway.

Yeah, I'll have to see if any of our gynoids are willing to enlist in the armed forces, to distract the soldiers who would not be affected by an army of Richard Simmons bots. In the meantime, I'll just arm our biological and chemical weaponry.

Destroy the biological scum!...wait, wrong war. Oops. You didn't hear that.

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OH SH-

In response I have deployed my liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb over the The Union of the General Proletariat's headquarters.

The liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb works on a simple reaction principle. You see, we simply take two captured generalites, place them in a 6x6 box and tell them the latest news headline. In a matter of 3 minutes the bomb reaches critical mass and we can drop it over the target.

:eek:


oh, he's good.


*releases the martha stewart clones*


fear her featherduster of doom

What's with the II-esque posts in this thread? I thought we were just supposed to spam the boogers out of this forum.

You're right....*cuts off hand as retribution* Pure Generalism is good.

*Deploys army of Richard Simmons bots to attack whatever the hell they can*

For honor! For Glory! For NSG!!

Huzzah!

*releases army of AnnCoulterMobiles, spewing toxic conservative waste over any enemies encountered.*

In response I have deployed my liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb over the The Union of the General Proletariat's headquarters.

The liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb works on a simple reaction principle. You see, we simply take two captured generalites, place them in a 6x6 box and tell them the latest news headline. In a matter of 3 minutes the bomb reaches critical mass and we can drop it over the target.

to that i place my first Wolfpack over your home world

In response I have deployed my liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb over the The Union of the General Proletariat's headquarters.

The liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb works on a simple reaction principle. You see, we simply take two captured generalites, place them in a 6x6 box and tell them the latest news headline. In a matter of 3 minutes the bomb reaches critical mass and we can drop it over the target.

Little did you know, the USSNS (United Socialist States of New Stalinberg) replaced your pilots with our Richard Simmons bots who are now dancing and trading steamers that explode while forgetting to set up the autopilot system.

Your plane will miss it's intended target and explode.

There will be no survivors.

In response I have deployed my liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb over the The Union of the General Proletariat's headquarters.

The liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb works on a simple reaction principle. You see, we simply take two captured generalites, place them in a 6x6 box and tell them the latest news headline. In a matter of 3 minutes the bomb reaches critical mass and we can drop it over the target.

An enemy!

*throws sofa*

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OH SH-

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Our desu will blot out the sun!

*releases army of AnnCoulterMobiles, spewing toxic conservative waste over any enemies encountered.*

Already a step ahead of you. Vetalian Cybernetics makes some of the most potent toxic wastes in the galaxy...if it can destroy our home planet and eat away at robotic exoskeletons, it can destroy any opponent!

You can buy 1,000 barrels for the low, low price of $499.99 plus $1,300,000 shipping and handling! Order yours today!

OCC: Hey! Dont declare war on us poor IIers. But seriously, if you want to fight, do it correctly. I suggest reading the stickies first.

w00t!!

*releases hordes of insurrectionist revolutionary land pirates*

WEEEEEeeeee!!!!

ahem...

i mean: AAARRRRHHHHH!!!!!

In response I have deployed my liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb over the The Union of the General Proletariat's headquarters.

The liberal-atheist/conservative-fundamentalist bomb works on a simple reaction principle. You see, we simply take two captured generalites, place them in a 6x6 box and tell them the latest news headline. In a matter of 3 minutes the bomb reaches critical mass and we can drop it over the target.
*knocks bomb(s) out with a spatula*

HA! How can they debate when they're both unconscious?

Little did you know, the USSNS (United Socialist States of New Stalinberg) replaced your pilots with our Richard Simmons bots who are now dancing and trading steamers that explode while forgetting to set up the autopilot system.

Your plane will miss it's intended target and explode.

There will be no survivors.

Ha, oh so cunning!

OCC: Hey! Dont declare war on us poor IIers. But seriously, if you want to fight, do it correctly. I suggest reading the stickies first.

I suggest you clear the way before my Richard Simmons bots tear you in two or throw exploding steamers at you!

OCC: Hey! Dont declare war on us poor IIers. But seriously, if you want to fight, do it correctly. I suggest reading the stickies first.

He wishes to educate us!
He shall be punished!
*redirects AnnCoulterMobiles*



But, I'm bored, so I'll actually go read the stickies.

Heel.

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