NationStates Jolt Archive

"STUKAS!" yelled Lt.Bast submachine gunnner before he died. about 40 stukas were flying over the loading dock. Japanese pilots were attacking Greston.Not only while this was happening nazis had attacked Greston and the region."George get transmission on that radio i want to hear what those men are saying!" "Right on it. ok.ok.Got it!" "svcnd gretsonBysiakbd Do it sdh or dhd Befales." " did that say befales?Thats the Friggin nazi leader!" "Shoot i think their working with 'em" " Get the United Nations! We are going to need as much help as we can get!"

OOC: Why are you making so much topics? Keep your 'war' in one thread.

ooc: Yes better organization would help..and you need to develop your stories better too..

Grand Potentate K'iuth Gaelin offers 100,000 large bars of gold, along with hookers of either gender, to anyone who succeeds in destroying the nation of Greston, as we are growing tired of reading about its pointless conflicts against people known as "nazis" and "japanese". This shipment will be directed to the leader of Greston instead if he/she displays a marked interest in learning about "spelling", "grammar", "character development", "literary devices", and/or "tactics".

[signed]
K'iuth Gaelin
Grand Potenate of the United Commonwealth of Dzanjiru City-States
[Official Seal of the Potentate]

A Gatawan sub surfaced off the coast of Greston and fired off 4 of its nuclear tipped missles whipping Greston off the map..lol where are my hookers!

Would you like them male, female, confused, hermaphrodite, alien....?

females plz

They'll be sent over with a messenger. The camel convoy ought to arrive in six weeks (yes, I know it's a while, camels simply can't swim very fast).

They'll be sent over with a messenger. The camel convoy ought to arrive in six weeks (yes, I know it's a while, camels simply can't swim very fast).

WTF no way. I sent the Nazis and my army to Greston..And they are pwning them. I deserve the hookers!

WTF no way. I sent the Nazis and my army to Greston..And they are pwning them. I deserve the hookers!

Bah, your nation's large enough to have its own hookers :D

Grand Potentate K'iuth Gaelin offers 100,000 large bars of gold, along with hookers of either gender, to anyone who succeeds in destroying the nation of Greston, as we are growing tired of reading about its pointless conflicts against people known as "nazis" and "japanese". This shipment will be directed to the leader of Greston instead if he/she displays a marked interest in learning about "spelling", "grammar", "character development", "literary devices", and/or "tactics".

[signed]
K'iuth Gaelin
Grand Potenate of the United Commonwealth of Dzanjiru City-States
[Official Seal of the Potentate]

if you are tired of my posts why do you keep reading them then being a jackass and making fun of so heres all i have to say rot in hell perv

The Government of Pan-Arab Barronia, tired of Greston's apparent inability to even insult properly, will double Dzanjir's offer, and immediately sends 50,000 bars of gold to Maldorians for his part in the current crushing of this literary ingrate.

Yours,

President Barron
Pan-Arab Barronia

The Government of Pan-Arab Barronia, tired of Greston's apparent inability to even insult properly, will double Dzanjir's offer, and immediately sends 50,000 bars of gold to Maldorians for his part in the current crushing of this literary ingrate.

Yours,

President Barron
Pan-Arab Barronia

We sincerely thank you and your government of the 50,000 bars of gold...We will use it...for...good...purposes...yeah....

-The Mandalore.


Lol...

The Government of Pan-Arab Barronia, tired of Greston's apparent inability to even insult properly, will double Dzanjir's offer, and immediately sends 50,000 bars of gold to Maldorians for his part in the current crushing of this literary ingrate.

Yours,

President Barron
Pan-Arab Barronia

Corbournne's helicopters uproot a nuclear power station from their soil and drop it on Greston's capital!

I want gold!

...nuclear power...

I'll assume you mean nuclear power station?

As such, Corbournne is entitled to 100,000 gold bars for destruction of at least part of Greston.

Enjoy!

Pan-Arab Barronia Foreign Affairs Ministry, in coalition with The PAB Educators Committee

Meinn Gott, lay off the newb, guys. Youre no better than him if you keep this sort of thing up.
He isnt going to get better if you drive him off of NationStates with your OOC jabs.

To be fair, it's not like he's even trying to make an effort to make himself clearer when he writes. Plus, creating whole new threads just for one post...well, I can see why people get annoyed. Jolt has enough problems as it is.

To be fair, it's not like he's even trying to make an effort to make himself clearer when he writes. Plus, creating whole new threads just for one post...well, I can see why people get annoyed. Jolt has enough problems as it is.

Has anybody offered to help him?

In any case, the best way to deal with this sort of problem is to ignore the threads. If people post in EVERY ONE of his threads, they just get bumped. Im sure he'll eventually pick up the correct habits.

Remember guys, trolling is not the solution.
As Greston himself said, although in somewhat...more emphatic terms, if you dont like a topic, ignore it.

I'll assume you mean nuclear power station?


Indeed I did. :D

Fixed.

And hooray for gold!

Has anybody offered to help him?

In any case, the best way to deal with this sort of problem is to ignore the threads. If people post in EVERY ONE of his threads, they just get bumped. Im sure he'll eventually pick up the correct habits.

Remember guys, trolling is not the solution.
As Greston himself said, although in somewhat...more emphatic terms, if you dont like a topic, ignore it.

i don't notice any big mistakes and i think it's unfair and i only started this one because i was supposed to rp with a friend of mine i start other threads because no one will do anything but scream at me so i trie again

Has anybody offered to help him?...Remember guys, trolling is not the solution.
As Greston himself said, although in somewhat...more emphatic terms, if you dont like a topic, ignore it.

Hmph. Touché.

i don't notice any big mistakes and i think it's unfair and i only started this one because i was supposed to rp with a friend of mine i start other threads because no one will do anything but scream at me so i trie again

Well, to be fair to the other side, your...style is somewhat similar to a few rather famous trolls we've had in the past. And the multi-thread thing is a real no-no.
But like I said, the people who do this sort of thing arent a whole lot better.

My advice is to check out some of the other threads, start off by posting in other peoples threads, get your name out there and so forth, and get a feel for how NS RP works. Its not QUITE the same as most other RP's.
If you'd like I would be happy to start a diplomatic RP with you. Its always a good idea to establish the non-military side of your nation as well, establish a bit of trade and so forth.

Hmph. Touché.

*gives an RP cookie*
If we get this proposed diplomatic RP off the ground, youre welcome to attend as well :D

*gives an RP cookie*
If we get this proposed diplomatic RP off the ground, youre welcome to attend as well :D

Huzzah! Cookie! Cookie Monster ain't got squat on this...:p

As for this diplomatic RP...do enlighten my now happier, less trollish self...

And to Greston: A little hint - take your time with your posts - it really helps. I personally mull mine over for a good 15 minutes before planning in Word, then posting here. Trust me, it really does miracles for the descriptive end, and then allows you to structure wars correctly and appropriately. And then you won't get people like me hounding you! :p

Huzzah! Cookie! Cookie Monster ain't got squat on this...:p

As for this diplomatic RP...do enlighten my now happier, less trollish self...

And to Greston: A little hint - take your time with your posts - it really helps. I personally mull mine over for a good 15 minutes before planning in Word, then posting here. Trust me, it really does miracles for the descriptive end, and then allows you to structure wars correctly and appropriately. And then you won't get people like me hounding you! :p

Well, I was thinking of something along the lines of a trade organization of some sort, maybe some treaties, embassy exchange, all that. You know, hob-nobbery.

Good advise in the edit. Sometimes I spend a couple of days writing a post if its a long one. It helps to take a break and get a fresh look at things in the morning.
People on NS generally dont mind, since a lot of them already have enough to respond to already.

Well, I was thinking of something along the lines of a trade organization of some sort, maybe some treaties, embassy exchange, all that. You know, hob-nobbery.

Sounds just dandy. We'll certainly be getting involved with that. Maybe Greston too? Give him a chance to develop (like you said) the non-military part of his nation.

Good advise in the edit. Sometimes I spend a couple of days writing a post if its a long one. It helps to take a break and get a fresh look at things in the morning.
People on NS generally dont mind, since a lot of them already have enough to respond to already.

True, true. Look at Maldorians...plenty for him to do RP-wise at the moment. His name keeps popping up everywhere...

Sounds just dandy. We'll certainly be getting involved with that. Maybe Greston too? Give him a chance to develop (like you said) the non-military part of his nation.
Of course, I was proposing the idea to him primarily :p



True, true. Look at Maldorians...plenty for him to do RP-wise at the moment. His name keeps popping up everywhere...

Indeed.

Its always a good idea to establish the non-military side of your nation as well, establish a bit of trade and so forth.


i'd love to trade with you but maybe in a few days i want to wait till the extra threads wash away

True, true. Look at Maldorians...plenty for him to do RP-wise at the moment. His name keeps popping up everywhere...


Lol, I am fighting in Hataria, doing the war in Greston, Earth V, SYAE, fighting in the NUN, defending an ally from the cluthes of Shlaronia..and yea...

Its always a good idea to establish the non-military side of your nation as well, establish a bit of trade and so forth.


i'd love to trade with you but maybe in a few days i want to wait till the extra threads wash away

Gotcha. Is Sunday alright? I'd be happy to make a thread and telegram you. We'll have Greston up amoung the most respected stars of NationStates RP in no time ;)

In the mean time, check out a few other threads.

Done, I'll see ya then :)

saturday afternoon

Huzzah time warping!

Consider us there.

wonderful!! :D