NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: This is a "media thread" Basically we RP people in the movie presented then RP the people watching it.

IC:

*Nerdy Ninja studio's broadcasts message to the world*

Ladies and gentlemen! The arts division in South Lizasauria is proud to present what critics call a "chilling and amazing" movie to the world! There are theaters playing it everywhere! National leaders are even watching it! Buy your ticket today!

Tickets:

Adults: 5 USD
Children: 2USD
Teenagers: 3 USD

Balconies: Precies quadroupalled.

Movie: The Curse Where Clown

"Wow sounds great" said Young Thomas Kay

"I think I'll go buy a ticket right away!"

Later that week:

*after purchasing the ticket* "Wow this'll be awsome!"
*Enters theater*

IC:

Steve: Ticket for tow please*his girlfriend clings to him like a monkey* *enters threatre*

Steve: Don't pee your pants during the show...I heard its aweful scary...

*curtains life and large letters written in blood saying 'The Curse of the Were Clown' appear on screen*

Fred: What a way to get us lost in Blood Canyon Bill!

Bill: Smeg! You always blame me for stuff aye! Not always me bloody fault!

*starts raining*

Fred: Aww smeg!!!

Bill: Hey lok! A bar! Maybe we can lodge there and hopefully theres nothing strange going on that involves curses and such!

Fred: First good idea I;ve heard from you all day! *enters bar*

Bartender:[to some drunk guy] And then during the full moon his hands became monstrous! The skin turnt pale and rough like that of glove, the color in his face changed like makeup, then his clothes in a large BURST *snaps fingers in the guy's face startling him* flew off in shreds to reveal him in full clown clothing, then that weird neck thing emerged on him somehow. Then....*eyeballs the crowd with a scary look then notices the two new people* all who were bitten or had been 'clowned' as we call it who survived, met the same fate as their attacker.....*lightning bursts*

Fred and Bill: Hi.

*everyone in the bar stares at them*

OOC: Getting clowned is like falling for one of their pranks, like getting hit by a pie, squirted by a flower button, getting hit by a comic looking mallet ect.

This parodies "An American Werewolf in London" I believe thats what it's called.

ooc: so do you do the whole movie or Do I add a bit then you and so on?

"Hey Kamerade, check this out, a new foreign movie to download. The Curse of the Were Clown"

"Wonderful to know our Tax money goes into stealing foreign media for the National BitTorrent Download service"

"Kamerade, why do you speak of such obviousness when we are the only 2 in our Booth?"

"INSPCOMM may be monitoring us, especially as we will be viewing a foreign film. As citizens of our most glorious fatherland, we must mock such movies compared to our great, epic, thought provoking movies."

ooc: so do you do the whole movie or Do I add a bit then you and so on?

OOC:

Everyone RPs characters in the movie so it would be everyone adding a bit to the movie as well as RP watching it. :)

A scruffy looking man with a hook for his left hand eyes Fred and Bill nervously.

"We don't get many new comers round these parts" he said nervously
"What you be doin round here?"

Fred: We-welll we were on vactaion, we were on our way to Midnight Lake and got lost all thanks to my friend Bill-

Bill: Hi

Fred: Oy! I'm not done yet! Well to cut a long story short we're lost and we have no where to stay...*looks at a picture of an evil clown* Whats that for then!

Everyone in the bar: *GASPS*

Bartender: How dare you! Those who mock the wereclown become a new target, you have no place here, we do not want to become consumed due to your foolishness!

Fred: I think we'd better leave....

Bill: Yeah me too...Well we know when we're no wanted... We'll be goin' Les go!

*they walk out*

Waitress: How cruel of you! We have plenty of silver pies! Whether they were targeted or not we could have still protected them! Their blood is on your hands!

Bartender: Danm! Our xenophobia always gets the better of us! *eyes the Russian shrunken head on the top of the door*

Head: *in Russian* *subtitles translate into English* I'm not a Yuri...can I go now???

(meanwhile)

*Bill and Fred are walking down a rainy road*
*A clown starts sneaking up on them*

Bill:Whats that?

Fred: This is kinda creepy....

OOC: Did I ruin an idea you had with the hook guy? If I did I can edit, just give me the gist of it OOCly here.

ooc: no he was just a guy...

no wait. He is the were clown!

As bill and fred continued down the path, they noticed a dark empty cottage.

"We should see if anybody's home" said Fred "Maybe they can help"

"Bu...Bu what if it's the Home of the Wereclown?" Bill squeaked out. Fred could tell he was frightend.

"Listen there is no such thing as a were.... OH MY GOD BILL BEHIND YOU!"

Bill screams then runs off

"Hahaha I had you Bill... scardy ca...."

Fred gets hit in the face with a pie as the Wereclown pops out from behind a rock and laughs hysterically

OOC: Lets exaggerate this to a ridiculous point for the sake of the parody. :p Lets make Fred become the rotting guy who comes back from the dead. ;) Bill gets to be the guy who survives and becomes the next ware clown.

IC:

Bill:OMG! OMG! OMG! What the *bleep* did you do to Fred?!?!?!?

Clown: *cackles* *starts spraying him in the face with his flower button which for some reason makes his nose bleed* Sweet dreams! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fred: Leave my friend alone! *grabs the clown in an attempt to pull him away from Bill*

Clown: *starts stabbing him with an inflatable sword then grabs Fred's nose which makes a honking sound as the nose bleeds from the clowns incredibly tight grip* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fred:*chokes on his blood and dies* Arrrrrlllllg!

Clown: Now?!?! Where were we? *pretends to ponder* Ahhh yes....we were....*pulls up inflatable sword and licks his finger* Having some playtime....AHAHAHA!!*rubs his finger on the swords surface making an unbearable sound.

OOC: Silver pies are to clowns as silver bullets are to wolves.

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*Artanis enters the movie theater*


Artanis: This is my first movie.

*Artanis enters the movie theater*


Artanis: This is my first movie.

IC: Enjoy the show.

OOC sorry havent been on for a while! go ahead and add the next bit.

OOC:k thinking

Ok take your time!

IC:

Clown: Play time!!! *prepares to hit Bill*

OOC: Lets give Toori the honors of killing the clown. Toori, have some farmer guy with a silver pie throw the pie at the clown then work from there. ;)

some farmer guy with a silver pie throws the pie at the clown and then the clown turns into a zerg. the zerg gets snipped and turned into a hot dog sales man.:sniper:

some farmer guy with a silver pie throws the pie at the clown and then the clown turns into a zerg. the zerg gets snipped and turned into a hot dog sales man.:sniper:

IC:

Film operator: What the? :eek:

(movie)
The farmer chucked a second one that his nerdy kid didn't tamper with and hit what was a clown again. The clown fell dead naked on the ground in his original human form with a bullet hole in his chest due to some cheap movie mistake. It was the bartender! :o DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN

Bill: Thanks alot Farmer! You saved my life! Too bad about Fred... Oh well do you know where i can find the nearest major city?